Chapter 1 The East City Alien Steals Beams and Switches
At the end of summer and early autumn, without applying for communication, Chang'an City is shrouded in the afterglow of the sunset, just like the immortals scattering large pieces of broken gold flowers in the air, putting on golden gauze for the Xiongcheng of the national capital, the East Market is at the peak of trading near and near the three squares of the Vermilion Bird Gate, the crowd is like a sea, people of different races are interspersed among them, and the strange costumes are endless, just like the exhibition of all countries.
"Hundreds of thousands of homes are like a game of Go, and the twelve streets are like planting vegetables. The palace was opened in nine days, and all the nations were crowned with crowns. Xu Zhen unconsciously came up with this quatrain in his mind.
He stayed away from the crowd, leaned against the wall, held a leather scabbard in his arms, lazily held a bitter tea stalk, and played with a Kaiyuan Tongbao big coin in his hand.
The big money rolls and spins in his hand, starting from the thumb and then spinning back to the tail finger, rolling back and forth on the back of the hand, the fingers are agile and brisk, and the big money is as smooth as a psychic.
"It is said that the front of the one-yuan coin is a 1, and the back is a chrysanthemum, which shows that the three views of modern people are far less than those of the Tang Zhou Zheng, at least the Tang people's copper coins are still a hole in the middle."
Xu Zhen thought with evil taste, this has become his daily routine, seeing every new thing, he always likes to compare it with the present world.
However, his attention was quickly attracted by the exclamation of the crowd again, the front of the Red Man Pavilion was already overcrowded, Xu Zhen watched his colleagues maintain order one by one, and he also smiled bitterly in his heart.
The Tang people are also unreliable, obviously they are not as good as the city management of the police, but they just took the title of "Wuhou" such a mighty one, which sounds domineering, but an intern Wuhou like Xu Zhen doesn't even have a real guy in the scabbard, only a wooden knife that scares people.
The Red Man Pavilion is also a little famous in the East Market, and today I don't know that the noble person appreciates the face, and actually opened a hundred opera collections, there is a white elephant parade in front of the museum, and the cage on the stage is even more trapped with rare and exotic beasts, and the spectators shout and scream again and again, and the water is unable to describe the grand occasion at this time.
Ah San is really a nation that is open, and he actually came to Tang Chang'an to perform thousands of miles away, although he is nominally a stranger from Tianzhu, but as soon as he wears a beard and wraps his headscarf, the ghost knows what kind of country he is.
At this time, I saw a bearded old man holding a snake staff, walking into the field with a rickety body, stopping on the square carpet that had been prepared.
Ah San put the snake staff in his hand upside down on the ground, chanting words in his mouth, obviously performing supreme yoga skills, six or seven bewitching exotic girls swaying the waist of the water snake and the buttocks of the gourd, dancing around Ah San, bell collars and jewels jingled, and the large pieces of snow white exposed by the hands and feet earned enough eyeballs, which attracted the taste of the dry boys and dry tongues.
Two alien men were guarding both sides of the stage, taking the exotic fire oil in their mouths from time to time and spitting out the torch in their hands, and the fire dragon roared, which made people amazed.
"Look! Look! ”
The crowd suddenly became in a commotion, because the old Ah San stroked the head of the cane with his left hand, pinched a lotus seal with his right hand, and slowly coiled his feet, and actually levitated!
"This is the Guru who has come down from the Buddha Kingdom! It's a living bodhisattva! Everyone comes to worship and pray for good fortune! ”
I don't know who took the lead, and the surrounding crowd fell to their knees with a bang, and the big money jingled and fell into the purple gold bowl in front of the square carpet, and soon overflowed, and the others simply scattered it directly on the ground, and some people offered incense burners and bowed down sincerely.
The distinguished guests on the rostrum also praised their palms and praised kindness, and ordered their servants to continue to send rewards, although the people of Yiganhu did not thank them for a thousand thanks, but their eyes were blazing.
Xu Zhenxin sneered for a while, but he didn't expect that this kind of Indian levitation technique, which is known as one of the top ten superpowers of human beings, had already appeared in the Tang Dynasty, of course, as the former champion of the FISM (Olympiad in the magic world), Xu Zhen knew at least three methods that could make such an effect.
However, under the background of the Tang Dynasty, to be able to achieve such an extent, I have to say that this old Ah San really has something extraordinary.
Even Master Fang Zheng, who usually drinks to Xu Zhen, was stunned at this time, and secretly threw a few big coins on the ground, babbling in his mouth, estimating that he would have two more catties in the next year's evaluation.
The martial marquis didn't care about maintaining order, because most of them were shocked by this kind of yoga secret technique that was almost immortal, and they all secretly prayed for blessings, and even worse, some people began to flock to that old Ah San, wanting to touch this living immortal!
"Get out of the way! Fuck off! ”
The scolding sounded like thunder, the crowd parted ways, and seven or eight black-clothed warriors surrounded a rich and noble little Langjun and came straight to Ah San.
This little Langjun is about eleven or twelve years old, his body is not hairy, his eyebrows are just open, and he is delicate and handsome, like the fairy child in the painting.
Xu Zhen glanced at the little Langjun, who was wearing a bearded suit and carrying a jade knife studded with precious stones around his waist.
Everyone was quickly dispersed, Xiao Langjun pretended to be old-fashioned, swaggered forward, and did not move, but walked around Lao Ah San twice, and then drew out the jade knife, wanting to lift the old man's robe, obviously a bold child who likes to reveal secrets to show his wisdom.
The two dancers next to them wanted to stop them, but they were glared at by the black-clothed warriors, and under the powerful fierce oppression, the dancers could only cast a look at the old man for help, who opened his eyes slightly and shook his head lightly to show that it was okay.
The little Langjun snorted coldly, didn't touch the old man directly, lifted his robe and checked it, and then knocked on the snake staff, his face suddenly became a little ugly, obviously he didn't find the mechanism door or anything like that he imagined.
The stewards of the Red Man Pavilion saw Xiao Langjun appear, and hurriedly reported, and soon the short and fat hall owner came out in small steps to relieve the siege, and welcomed Xiao Langjun to the chairman set up in front of the hall.
The old man saw that the time was almost the same, so he slowly put down his legs, down-to-earth, pulled out the snake staff, and the dancers on the left and right cleaned up the big money on the ground, and removed the square blanket together, showing the green bricks on the ground in good condition, and everyone was gasping for a while, and the people who originally thought that the old man had done a good job on the ground in advance were all convinced at this time, and looking at the old man's eyes were full of admiration and worship of the pilgrimage!
"Huh? It's kind of interesting..."Xu Zhen was also slightly surprised when he saw that the square carpet was removed, and he had a half-point overestimate of the old man's methods.
This Xiao Langjun is obviously today's nobleman, the owner of the pavilion hurriedly asked the old man of Tianzhu to perform magic skills again, once he won the favor of this little master, the Red Man Pavilion will really be popular all over Chang'an!
The old man of Tianzhu was not verbose, pinched the lotus seal and made a monk salute to the chairman, but he untied the three-foot straw rope around his waist, raised his hands high above his chest, showed a circle in all directions, and then threw it at will to the crowd.
The people have long regarded Lao Suo as a fairy figure, and immediately rushed up, snatching the straw rope, a greasy market man relied on his body and strength, and grabbed the rope in his hands, but his hands were slippery, and the straw rope became a green worm!
"My old lady!"
The man shrank his crotch and threw the worm back to the stage in a panic, and everyone saw such an ugly state, laughing, but respecting Lao Suo like a god!
Xu Zhen's eyes narrowed slightly, but his heart was shocked, because the old man's hand, even he, the magic champion, couldn't see the clues!
The old man Tianzhu smiled freely, took off the cloak behind his back, put it on the ground, coiled the long snake into a ball, wrapped it in the cloak, took two steps back, and recited the mantra again in his mouth.
Above the chairman, the rich and noble little Langjun showed surprise in his eyes, and he didn't care about the demeanor of the nobles, so he stood up from the couch, no different from many distinguished guests and people, stretching his neck to stare at the package on the ground.
"Maha Exhaustion Emperor Prajora Parake!"
The old man of Tianzhu shouted, the cloak on the ground was agitated, and a piece of rope poked out, but it seemed to be grabbed by the hands of an invisible immortal, and rose to the sky, the rope was like endless, I don't know how much it was to lift up to the sky!
"I'll do it! This is the lost Indian god Immortal Suo! Xu Zhenxin was shaken, stunned by the scene in front of him, he didn't expect to be able to see such thaumaturgy in his lifetime!
"This! How is this possible! Xiao Langjun's little face was as white as jade, and his small breasts were constantly rising and falling, obviously shocked by this sudden scene!
The onlookers couldn't hold back the shock and horror in their hearts, for the ancients, such deeds were tantamount to miracles! The surrounding atmosphere exploded, and in the midst of the shocking discussions, a large number of people fell to their knees again, but this time it was a big gift of throwing themselves to the ground!
The old man of Tianzhu turned pale, as if he had exhausted his mana, and the two black-robed people hurriedly helped him aside, and the crowd suddenly erupted in a tsunami-like cheer, and they came forward to offer gifts, and the money bag in his arms was directly offered to the field, and it was piled up into a small mountain bag in a short time!
"I knew that it was so easy to earn, and Lao Tzu also had a beard to pretend to be Ah San, and he was also a fart city manager!" Xu Zhen muttered and cursed, staring at the pile of money bags, his eyes straightened.
"Good! Good! Reward! Reward! ”
It took a long time for Xiao Langjun to come back to his senses, stroking his palms and laughing, the warrior on the left lowered his head slightly, took out a bulging money bag from his arms, and threw it at the feet of the old man.
The old man's gaze only stayed on the gold leaf for a moment, and soon ignored these dung things, and saluted Xiao Langjun slightly.
Xu Zhen's eyes are like torches, as a magician, observing words and colors is a compulsory course, and figuring out psychology is even more essential, this old man's performance is really weird everywhere, not like an ordinary exotic artist at all!
When his heart swelled with vigilance, the little Langjun jumped up from the couch, changed his original dignity, touched his chin in an old-fashioned manner, went down to the field, carefully looked at the upright fairy rope, and after his courage gradually grew, he actually reached out and grabbed the rope and pulled it hard, but the rope did not move like a pillar of heaven!
"Master, can this Immortal Suo really lead to the Heavenly Immortal Realm Divine Kingdom?" Xiao Langjun asked the old man Tianzhu with surprise in his eyes, his words were full of doubts but also shocked and amazed.
The old man Tianzhu smiled slightly, and replied in a slightly stiff voice: "The old monk doesn't know where to lead, Xiao Langjun has an extraordinary appearance, and he is very human, why don't you go up to the sky and ask the sky?" ”
Xiao Langjun was slightly stunned, and his heart was a little shocked, it can be seen that the old man's eyes were full of banter, but it aroused the fighting spirit in his heart, gritted his teeth, Xiaobai's face flushed, and he was about to climb the rope, and the surrounding crowd applauded, and Xiao Langjun was even more proud.
Many black-clothed warriors hurriedly stepped forward and wanted to block Xiao Langjun, but they were pushed back by Xiao Langjun with a look, and they had to hang their heads to protect them.
Although Xiao Langjun looks delicate, after all, he is dexterous, and he has already climbed into the air in a short time, and the crowd at his feet is silent, only the sound of swallowing surprised saliva is left.
However, Xiao Langjun's figure soon disappeared into the clouds, and many black-clothed warriors became nervous, and hurriedly pressed their knives to ask, and only then did the old man get up slowly, put his hands together and said: "It must be that Xiao Langjun is greedy for the scenery of the fairy country, lingering and forgetting to return, and waiting for the old monk to lead this little noble man back!" ”
Not much to say, the old man also climbed the rope, and then climbed over the second floor of the Red Man Pavilion, but the rope suddenly relaxed, and the old monk exclaimed, and the black shadow fell to the ground suddenly!
"Oops! Something is wrong! Xu Zhen recalled the record of the immortal Suo in the ancient books that he had occasionally seen, and his heart sank suddenly, and he rushed into the crowd to see that the black shadow was just the robe of the old man Tianzhu, where could he see half a figure!
"What's going on!"
The black-clothed warrior suddenly realized that something was wrong, and pushed away the dancing girl and the robe alien, and there were only the robes and straw ropes in the field, but Xiao Langjun and the old man Tianzhu were nowhere to be found!
"Not good!"
The black-clothed warrior suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and glanced around, but the crowd was surging, where could I see the figure of the old man and Xiao Langjun!
The long knife on his waist suddenly came out of the sheath, and the black-clothed warriors instantly took down this group of exotics, and the leader of the warriors turned their beards upside down, shouting like thunder: "Kneel down for me!" Otherwise, you won't be killed! ”
In Chang'an City, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, the people knew the rules, and when they saw the sword, they all fell down, but in the crowd, where could they see the old man's hair!
The black-clothed warrior was also in a hurry, and shouted at the warrior behind: "Don't you send a letter yet!" ”
The warrior hurriedly came to his senses, untied the crossbow under the black clothes, buckled the trigger, and a prosperium arrow screamed into the air, shooting straight like a bloody sunset, and the entire Chang'an was shrouded in panic!
"This old boy is really tired!" Xu Zhen spit out the bitter tea stalk in his mouth, left the crowd unconsciously, and estimated the approximate location according to the analysis of the mysterious ancient trick of the Indian god Suo in ancient books, and soon came to the crowded street, and looked around, and soon found the back of a robe touching the ground, and he was silent at the moment, and accelerated his pace to chase up!
(Note: Indian levitation is a real ancient trick, and the fairy rope, also known as the rope to heaven, is the first illusion in history, there are many rumors, both Chinese and foreign, the truth needs to be verified, interested book friends can check it)