Chapter 90: The True Monkey King Meets a Six-Eared Macaque

said that Xu Zhen was thinking about finding that Gan Chengji to get some mouth, but he was inserted by Li Wushuang halfway, so he had no choice but to accompany him to the Guangzhai Teaching Workshop and choose the songs and dances at the New Year's banquet.

At the back, the dancing girls who came up about twenty were all dancing with wide openings and closings, but Xu Zhen could see from their posture that these people were all pregnant with martial arts.

Most of the ordinary teachers are from humble backgrounds, although their identities are not innocent, they are all official ladies who have been reduced to slavery, but they have a clear background and know the door, but these twenty dancing girls are full of fists and feet, which can't help but make people suspicious.

In order to avoid extraneous branches, Xu Zhen naturally couldn't include these dancing girls in the list, but Li Wushuang couldn't see a good one, she was used to playing with fists and swords, seeing that these dancing girls were strong, fit, and there was no lack of alternative coquettishness among the popularity, but it was a heart.

Xu Zhen couldn't elaborate on the strange things, and argued for three or five sentences, but Qingqi, who was waiting carefully, spoke out to relieve the siege and reconcile, saying that these people all came to Beijing with King Li Yuanchang, temporarily settled in the workshop, exercised every day, and wanted to give gifts and congratulations to the current holy lord at the New Year's banquet!

Li Wushuang often goes in and out of the palace, he has been close to the royal family since he was a child, and he is a sister to Li Mingda, but the most admired in his heart is the eldest brother Li Chengqian, and this Han King Li Yuanchang is the same age as His Royal Highness the Prince, and he is stubborn all day long, and he has no uncles and nephews.

Among the many princes, Li Ke, the king of Wu, and Li Tai, the king of Wei, are the most virtuous, and they complement each other with one article and one martial arts, and among the old vassal kings, Li Yuanchang, the king of Han, is the most brave one, which can be called riding a shooting stick, a stick, a knife and a gun, and is omnipotent!

After seeing the martial Li Wushuang a few times, he worshiped the King of Han to the extreme, and he was close to him when he was young, and now it has been nearly ten years, and he has not seen each other a few times intermittently.

Xu couldn't fight for the truth, his heart was depressed, and he didn't care about this eyeless girl, so he said goodbye, and walked around the workshop at will, activating his hands and feet, and making it convenient for his body.

And there are mostly women in the workshop, there are not many places to go, Xu Zhen is not good at oppression, only in the backyard garden breathe, it is a cold winter, the flowers and plants are withered, and there is no very beautiful scene, I am bored, but I saw a small guy hurriedly rushed over, and seeing Xu Zhen was like seeing a Bodhisattva of salvation, pulling Xu Zhen's sleeve and shouting.

"God is pitiful, finally see a good man! My girl doesn't know what is wrong, foaming at the mouth and white eyes, she is unconscious, the villain doesn't know what to do, Lang Jun quickly follow me to the rescue, half a step late, but my girl doesn't know life and death! ”

When Xu Zhen heard this, he was also nervous, he followed the cliff to learn scriptures, and became friends with Liu Shenwei, and he also knew some subtle medical skills, knowing that this girl must have been epilepsy, and hurriedly walked to the inner courtyard with the little girl.

This little guy is also upright, his facial features are small and exquisite, he looks like a boy and a girl, he is cute, if he grows up, he can't say that he has the demeanor of Pan An Song Yu, if he says that there is a slight flaw, there is just a red mole with a sand grain on the back of his hand, and now the wind is in a hurry, and he can't bear to let people turn him away.

When I arrived at this inner courtyard, the scene in front of me was changing, mostly my daughter's boudoir, revealing a secret and charming, overflowing with warm fragrance, and I couldn't help but feel sorry for him, Xu Zhen hurriedly stopped, he was also a person with a name and a surname, and now how many eyes in the court were staring at him, I was expecting him to make a mistake.

The little guy shook his hand, gritted his teeth and scolded: "When saving people from fire and water, why did Lang Jun hesitate like this, isn't it because I am afraid that my teaching workshop will tarnish your reputation, or not, the villain does not dare to tarnish Lang Jun's reputation, so he goes to find another helper!" ”

After finishing speaking, he shook off Xu Zhen's hand, and was angry and wanted to leave, Xu Zhen hesitated, but after listening to the words of this little guy, he felt that he was not upright, and he blushed with shame, so he hurriedly followed, and walked to the front of the pink boudoir while accompanying him.

The little guy came to the door, hurriedly pushed Xu Zhen, and hurriedly urged: "The villain also has to inform the master mother to know, Lang Jun quickly go in to save his life, and if it is too late, he will see life and death!" ”

Xu Zhen still needs to be inquired in detail, the little guy left in a panic, and disappeared after three turns and five turns, Xu Zhen was really anxious for his life, and he didn't care about etiquette, so he had to push the door hard, but he didn't expect the door bolt to be firm, Xu Zhen gritted his teeth, and the door Kerala was wide open, but where did he see any dying people, I saw a half-old changing clothes, and her bloated body was simply unbearable!

"Oops! Hit the trick! ”

Xu Zhen and the old lady looked at each other, the latter suddenly killed the pig and screamed, but did not cover his body, he pounced on himself and tore and beat Xu Zhen, this old lady had sharp claws, Xu Zhen did not dare to use kung fu, and finally escaped from the wilderness, but there were four or five more paw prints on his face, and those who did not know thought that he had suffered a jackal at the right time, so he was not ashamed!

The blood marks on this face were not covered, Xu Zhen was not afraid of the official prestige, so he said that he had lost a lot of money, so he didn't let the old lady speak out, but when he thought of the old lady's body and face, he was sick to his stomach and quite weak.

Fortunately, he brought some powder to stop bleeding on his body, took a compress on his face, and did a little plastic surgery, knowing in his heart that the little guy had a heart to play tricks, and gritted his teeth with hatred, so he was going back to the main hall, telling the supervisor, and punishing this naughty little guy.

But halfway to the small courtyard, there was a tall and thin old man, thinking that it was the old deacon of this workshop, his steps trembled, his face was angry, his long white beard was blowing up, and he muttered to himself: "What a blind little gangster, dare to rush into the official master, see that I don't report to the master, please be beaten!" ”

The so-called family ugliness can not be talked about, although this old man is a polite person, when he met Xu Zhen on the road, he saw that the latter was majestic, and knew that he was a foreign official, so he didn't dare to make a time, he didn't dare to say anything, and he lowered his head and continued to sue.

Xu Zhen listened to his muttering sincerely, grabbed the old man, and said with a bitter face: "Don't be impatient, old man, I am the hard-working man who was killed, dare to ask where the young man is?" ”

The old man was also frightened, his face changed, the corners of his mouth twitched, the old spots on his cheeks almost shook off, and he hurriedly pleaded with the little guy: "Lang Jun must not be powerful, that kid is also naughty, but his heart is kind, let the master know, and he will give up after a beating, if Lang Jun's voice is open, he is not good!" ”

Xu Zhen didn't think about how to punish this little guy severely, but he felt that the kid was very interesting, and he had the heart to get acquainted, and after listening to the old man's plea, he immediately waved his hand and said: "Old man, please be relieved, a certain person is not the domineering person who is powerful, I just think that the child is ingenious, and he has the heart to meet him, and he will never dare to harm his livelihood." ”

After listening to Xu Zhen's words, the old man was still a little uneasy, but the bitter master was in front of him, so he had no choice but to take Xu Zhen to the backyard firewood room, and on the way he also chattered that the little guy was good, so as not to really provoke Xu Zhen, an official.

Xu Zhen responded frankly, all the way to the front of the firewood room, the old man arched his hand and said: "Lang Jun is kind to people, he is a good person, that kid is naughty, words and teachings can't be done, it's okay to play three or two sticks, the young man's skin is rough and rough, and it's not very tight, please drive into the firewood room, and I'll go get a tea to serve the old man." ”

The old man was about to turn around as he spoke, but Xu Zhen grabbed his wrist and said with a smile: "The old man's etiquette is thoughtful, but please go into the firewood room!" ”

Before the words fell, Xu Zhen twisted his backhand, twisted the old man's hand bones to his back, and without waiting for the other party to argue, he kicked the old man's buttocks, the latter threw himself forward and knocked open the door of the firewood room, but there was a sound on the door, and a wooden basin fell down the dirty and smelly footwashing water!

The old man stumbled, but suddenly changed as if he was a person, his body was stiff, and he slid sideways for a while, but he could avoid the footwashing water, and was about to stand firm, but Xu Zhen rushed in from the outside, and buckled his shoulder pipa bone, the old man backhanded Xu Zhen's jaw up, Xu Zhen turned his head to avoid it, but his left hand pulled the old man's beard!

"It's you again! I still want to lie to your little grandfather for the second time! Xu Zhen sneered, as early as the first time he met this old man, he noticed the red mole on the back of the old man's hand, all the way was just a scene, this time with a force on his hand, a lot of gray beard was torn down, and the old man's face was torn off together!

I don't know what the dough is made of, thin as cicada wings, it is magical, there is this strange thing in the Tang Dynasty, my majestic China is really breathtaking!

What made Xu Zhen even more shocked was that the skin of the person was torn down, revealing the person's original face, but it was not the appearance of a little girl, but the mirror image of Xu Zhen, vivid, really like the long-lost blood twin brother! Come to think of it, that little guy's face is just a face dressed!

Xu Zhen was shocked, but the little guy had a vacancy, one knee was on Xu Zhen's crotch, and Xu Zhen let go of his hand, and the guy was about to rush out of the firewood room, how could Xu Zhen let him succeed, he pounced forward in pain, and wanted to grab the man's belt, but he was one step behind, and ripped off the short stub of the guy, revealing two snow-white slender legs!

That guy was also impatient, his face was red, and he reflexively kicked at Xu Zhen's door, Xu Zhen forgot to fall next to him, but grabbed that guy's ankle, dragged him hard, dragged him to the ground, turned over and pressed him under him!

In a panic, Xu Zhen could only press the man's chest with both hands, but he didn't expect that this guy's chest was soft, but it was the body of a daughter, but seeing her shallow Adam's apple, it was really indisputable!

That guy's face was painful and blood-red, obviously he was humiliated by Xu Zhen's lightness, and he scolded shamelessly and obscenely, but he twisted Xu Zhen's hands with his backhand, and the two of them rolled together, and they beat up without rules!

Four pairs of feet like the spider huddled, and like two snakes entangled, stopped only to find that the two subdued each other, the body did not have a gap to stick seamlessly, that guy thought it was really a daughter, blushing and about to scream, Xu Zhen was helpless, and was aroused to fight fiercely, seeing that she opened her mouth to shout, her hands and feet were not convenient, so a mouth was imprinted, and the other party's mouth was blocked!

The two looked at each other, as if kissing themselves in the mirror, and they were extremely weird, as if the real monkey king had met a six-eared macaque, it was difficult to distinguish the authenticity from the fake!

Xu Zhen's mind was stagnant for no reason, but the people under him took advantage of Xu Zhen's distraction, collided with each other, and knocked the defenseless Xu Zhen into a dizzy head, his hands and feet were loosened, and he was broken free by the fake Xu Zhen's snake, kicked Xu Zhenzhen's nest, and kicked Xu Zhen unconscious!