Chapter 14: The Little Snake
Now that the people have left the city, what is the way?
In the past few days, Xu Shuo has been enjoying the scenery along the way, although it is in the war years, but to be honest, the scenery is really good, mountains, rivers, groves, yellow sand, there should be some or there, if you are sleepy, find a safe cave to live in, catch pheasants when you are hungry, dig some wild vegetables or something, take it to the nearby people's houses to make do with a meal, and the people can have a full meal with Xu Shuo's clothes.
"Hey, I've been here for more than a few months, and now I don't know what the current situation is, so I'll take the time to inquire."
"It's really sad, now the people are suffering and the people are suffering, the people I met along the way are poor and can't say it, everyone is yellow and waxy, thin and weak, as if they haven't eaten a meal for several days, and their lips are shriveled and pitiful, I heard that the dog emperor Liu Hong died a few days ago, no, yes, it should be Liu Wei to succeed to the throne according to the historical trend, hey, these two buddies who succeed to the throne are not much use, it seems, forget it, don't count on them, and it is rumored that there is a matter of cannibalism, don't be caught by me, Otherwise, I would have plucked out two layers of his skin. Xu Shuo complained.
While complaining, he walked unconsciously to a small forest, and saw a clear river in front of him, and became excited.
"These days can suffocate me, I don't take a bath for a day in my temperament, it's a helpless move to have no place to take a bath a few days ago, and today I have no reason not to wash? Hehe, isn't it a saying, I remember there used to be a saying that said, oh yes, "washing is healthier". After speaking, Xu Shuo took off the small package he brought out of his back after dividing it by two, and began to drag up his clothes, and it took a long time to get it right.
"What the hell is this special clothes, so troublesome, isn't it necessary to take off these ancient clothes for a long time to take a shower? If it's winter, I'm afraid that the hot water will be cold, hey, I'll talk about it later, forget about the clothes, hurry, I'm going to start taking a bath, haha" After speaking, Xu Shuo probed the river with his feet, and it was not particularly cold, so he slowly walked towards the river, Xu Shuo, who was wrapped in the river water, was so uncomfortable, showing an ecstatic expression, and from time to time he sang a song.
"I smiled proudly, smiled proudly, and smiled at Hongchen at ease."
"I'm smiling and smiling." From time to time, the voice of a snake suddenly came out.
"呲~呲~~"
"What a sound!" Xu Shuo hurriedly looked back, a small snake the size of chopsticks was circling on Xu Shuo's clothes for a while and then stopped, resting comfortably on Xu Shuo's clothes, staring at Xu Shuo in the river with two eyes, and spitting his slender and forked snake letter in his mouth.
"Damn, man, are my clothes comfortable, you see I'm almost done washing, do you want to go down?" Xu Shuo said cautiously to the snake.
But how could the snake understand human speech, and still had no idea of leaving Xu Shuo's clothes, staring at Xu Shuo for fear that Xu Shuo would snatch back its comfortable nest.
"No, that's my clothes, not your girl's nest, big brother snake, can you go, you see that my little brother has been soaking in the river for a short time, and he is swollen in the soak, do you want to leave? How about I'll visit you another day and give you a comfortable nest? Xu Shuo hugged his whole body tightly in the middle of the river, and said to the snake with a pleading expression.
The snake still didn't move.
"No, you're really a master, I'm a bully, no, it's you who won't get out of the way, then don't blame your uncle for using violence." Xu Shuo pretended to be fierce and said loudly.
And the snake suddenly heard Xu Shuo's words, and looked at Xu Shuo with provocative eyes as if he understood, as if to say: "Come on, come on, come and hit me!" ”
"Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Uncle can't bear it, aunt can't bear it, what do you mean by that little look? Look down on me Xu someone? I'm. After speaking, Xu Shuo got up directly, grabbed the corner of the clothes with his hand, pulled it directly, went ashore and began to wear it.
"Hmph, call you a little look at the uncle, I can't get rid of you." While wearing Xu Shuo, he also complained.
As soon as he put on his clothes, he suddenly had a pain in his buttocks, Xu Shuo immediately reached out and put it in his buttocks, and pulled it, it didn't hurt much if he didn't pull it, and when he pulled my God, the pain spread all over his body, and he pulled it out Xu Shuo looked at it, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
Talking to the snake in his hand, he said to himself suspiciously: "No, Brother Snake, I remember that I didn't throw you away, why did you run into my pants?" I don't say anything in your pants, you still bite me for Mao, I have a grudge against you? Even if you have a grudge, you can't just talk about it? Hello, this bite almost didn't let me lose two taels of meat. ”
The snake looked at Xu Shuo with hostile eyes, ready to fight and ready to take another bite at any time.
"Yes, you cow, then I'll let you experience what a space flying snake is, come, one, two, three, take off, how about it, are you cool flying in the air, haha" After speaking, Xu Shuo threw the snake in his hand with all his strength, and directly threw out several meters of selection, clapped his hands after shaking it and said: "Bye-bye!" ”
After a while, Xu Shuo suddenly thought: "I feel that this snake is lost, it's a pity, I knew how good it was to stew it, how high the nutritional value was, it's a pity, I guess it's all gone now, how can I forget this stubble, there is nothing to eat, and it seems that I can only starve tonight." ”
Turning around and walking on the river, the stones were about to cross the river, and suddenly he had just stepped out on the stones in the middle of the river, and before he had time to step on his left foot steadily, his body suddenly became lighter.
I was shocked, "I'm rubbing, no, this snake is poisonous, how do I feel that my body is light, it's over." ”
I saw Xu Shuo fall into the river with a "poof", and looked at the river Xu Shuo washed away, and Xu Shuo in the river had already fainted due to snake venom, so he flowed downstream along the river.
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Downstream, two young girls bathing in the river, although not so overwhelming, but also beautiful, although not very tall, but there should still be, with good facial features, but the two of them do not have the powder of the later generations, if they dress up, they are also two beauties.
"Sister, you see something floating in the river, you see, you see~" A woman who was taking a bath pointed to something floating in the river and said to the woman next to her.
"Oh, come and sister, pull it over and see what it is."
"No, sister, what if something murderous hurts my sister."
"It's okay, Pear, you get out of the way and let my sister pull it over to see what it is."
After speaking, the woman swam towards the object, and when she pulled it, Xu Shuo's face was clearly imprinted in front of the woman's eyes.
The woman was so frightened that she cried out on the spot, "Ah! ”
"What's wrong with my sister" frightened the woman named Li'er by the river and hurriedly swam to the woman's side, for fear that the woman would have a good time, and that speed, if it was placed today, it would be the gold medal in the swimming competition.
"What's wrong with my sister, where is the injury?" After speaking, the woman named Li'er kept checking the woman's body.
"Pear... Pear, I'm fine, look ahead of me. The woman said weakly, and pointed to her face after speaking.
At first glance, Li'er thought that her sister was making a fuss, and when she saw that it was a man with a raw face, she suddenly gave "Ah! He called out.
The woman hurriedly covered Li'er's mouth and whispered in her ear: "Don't scream too loudly, be careful to call the soldiers over, the two of us will hide from our father to play, if we are caught by the soldiers, we will have to be scolded by my father when I go back." ”
Li'er pulled the woman's hand away and whispered, "Oh! Oh! , Sister, what should I do with this man, fortunately he is in a coma, otherwise my sister and I will not be able to protect our chastity. ”
The woman also breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, and said, "We can't just leave him here and ignore it, how about we get him back and let Daddy use divine water to revive him?" ”
"My sister is really a bodhisattva, I don't think this person looks like a bandit, okay, I listen to my sister." Pear Road.
"Okay, let's make a stretcher and carry him back later, I don't think he's very strong, he shouldn't be heavy."
"Okay sister!"
"Okay, then don't drag him up, let's go get dressed, in case he wakes up, then Xiu'er and I have no chastity, so we can only marry him as a wife!" The woman said with a smile.
"Hehe, Li'er will go ashore to help her sister get clothes, and besides, Li'er is willing to marry with her sister, and Li'er will go wherever her sister goes." When Pear had finished answering, she turned around and went ashore to get her clothes.
"Silly girl." The woman shook her head.
The two went ashore and got dressed, dragged Xu Shuo ashore together, and carried Xu Shuo in the direction of Zhuang on a stretcher made of several woods.
Li'er, who was walking in front, smiled while carrying it: "Sister, he's really not heavy."
"Not heavy? The heavy ones are on my side, but of course not on your side. The woman in the back replied depressedly.
"Hee-hee!"
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