"Monk do me a favor, help me squeeze some shampoo, I can't see now."

"Oh." The warrior monk nodded, then turned around and went to get the shampoo.

At this time, Wang Aiguo suddenly felt a little dizzy because he had been squatting for a long time.

After standing up, Wang Aiguo felt as if there was a mouthful of phlegm stuck in his throat, so he spit to the side without saying a word.

As a result, Wang Aiguo's phlegm just spit out, and his big face just turned around.

So a mouthful of phlegm directly pasted on the head of the big face.

Seeing this mouthful of phlegm on his face, Wang Aiguo was shocked.

However, before Wang Aiguo could explain, he saw a big face reaching out and touching the old phlegm on his head.

"Oh, thank you." After saying that, he rubbed his head and put his head under the shower.

Then Wang Aiguo was shocked, and looked at the big face who was washing his hair with a stunned face.

The warrior monk who was stunned on the side looked at the shampoo on his hand and looked confused.

"Is it better to wash your hair with phlegm than with shampoo?"

At this time, the big face who was washing his hair heard the words of the warrior monk, opened his eyes suspiciously, looked at the warrior monk with a strange expression, and said, "Monk, what are you talking about?" ”

"Oh, I just wanted to ask you, didn't you notice that the shampoo on your head didn't have foam?"

"Uh-huh???"

The big face was stunned, and at this time he also found out, why is there no foam on his head?

The big face put his hands in front of him, looked at his hands without the slightest foam, and said suspiciously: "It's really no foam, anyway, this shampoo doesn't even have foam, and the commissary really sells fake things!" ”

After saying that, the big face began to wash his hair again

The warrior monk looked at the big face and was speechless for a while.

"You, you cow!"

……

The shower was accompanied by the laundry, and the three of them washed for almost an hour.

After taking a bath, Wang Aiguo and the warrior monk were refreshed, and the big face that learned the truth puffed up with their cheeks.

After learning that the shampoo just now was Wang Aiguo's..... what was it, the big face felt that the whole person was not good.

However, although Da Yan wanted to get justice very much, he had to face a problem, Wang Aiguo seemed to be unable to beat him.

In desperation, the big face could only grit his teeth and swallow this breath.

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses! It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years! Good is rewarded with good, evil is rewarded with evil, it's not that you don't report it, the time has not come!

The big face was firmly comforting himself in his heart.

The warrior monk took a towel and wiped his body on the side.

While wiping, the warrior monk suddenly found that after Wang Aiguo dried his body, he did not put on clothes for the first time, but took out a small white box.

"What is this?" The warrior monk stared at the small white box in Wang Aiguo's hand and asked suspiciously.

Wang Aiguo glanced at the warrior monk and said casually: "Oh, I'm fat, and I'm prone to prickly heat and acne on my body, so I have to get some talcum powder and pat it on my body after taking a bath." ”

"It's not summer, what kind of prickly heat?"

"You're not fat, you don't understand the pain of fat! Although it is not summer that there will be prickly heat on the body, there are still some corners and wrinkles, because it is easy to break the skin due to friction, and there are acne. And talcum powder can be very effective in alleviating this problem! ”

Wang Aiguo said as he lined up the talcum powder on his body.

Hearing Wang Aiguo's explanation, the warrior monk sneered and said: "Okay, I've seen people shoot talcum powder, but the amount of your shot is too big, how many days can you shoot this jar of talcum powder?" ”

"One can a week." Wang Aiguo said casually.

Just when Wang Aiguo was shooting talcum powder, the big face standing behind Wang Aiguo began to wait for an opportunity like a poisonous snake.

Originally, the big face felt that revenge could be slowly figured out.

However, some things are like this, the more you take a step back, the more angry you become, and you feel uncomfortable for a while.

And to be reasonable, today he is completely unjustified.

He originally wanted to eat curry rice in the toilet, but who knows.....

Then he fell into the gutter again.

Now even when he takes a shower, he has a mouthful of old phlegm on his head.

Honestly, it's just too much!

Thinking of this, he felt that although he was not an opponent with Wang Aiguo's hard anal head-on, but now that Wang Aiguo's 'backyard' was lost, he should have the opportunity to kill for a thousand years and avenge today's revenge, right?

Thinking of this, the big face slowly slowed down his breathing, and his eyes stared at Wang Aiguo's back.

Soon Wang Aiguo applied talcum powder and then prepared to get dressed.

At the moment when Wang Aiguo bent down to put on his pants, Da Yan felt that his opportunity had come.

"Thousand years of killing!" The big face burst into a shout, and his hands formed into a pistol shape, straight at Wang Aiguo's back.

However, before the big face arrived at Wang Aiguo, the big face heard a familiar 'poof' sound.

Then the bathroom was inexplicably quiet.

Wang Aiguo, who heard the big face yelling and screaming, turned his head in confusion.

"What are you shouting about? Hey, why is your face white? ”

As soon as he turned around, Wang Aiguo was shocked by the scene in front of him.

At this moment, the big face was naked, his hands were in the shape of a gun, and he was half-bent, as if he wanted to attack someone.

Of course, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that the big face is now covered with talcum powder, and the whole face is white.

And the big face was also stunned at the moment, he had seen people farting, but he had never seen anyone fart and squirt so much talcum powder.

"Brother, you apply talcum powder, you don't even have to put it on your buttocks, right? Are you a pervert? As soon as the big face opened his mouth, a pile of white powder spewed out, and then he said to Wang Aiguo with tears streaming down his face.

Wang Aiguo was speechless, do I have to report to you if I apply talcum powder?

What the hell is this look of yours? Can someone explain this to me?

……

After lunch that afternoon, when everyone else was taking a lunch break, Wang Aiguo was called to the brigade headquarters.

Wang Aiguo, who came to the captain's office, looked at the captain with a sinking face, and his heart was full of panic.

"Captain Wang, you should have a good idea of what I called you for, right?" The captain took a sip of the tea in the cup, and then said slowly to Wang Aiguo.

As soon as the captain spoke, just playing with this tone, Wang Aiguo felt that something bad was wrong.

To tell the truth, he is not afraid of the leader drinking there, nor is he afraid of the leader slapping the table and yelling, what he is really afraid of is that the leader will speak to him in a very flat tone.

At this time, most of them represent that the leader has been angry and laughing, angry to a state of returning to the basics.

If you could have kicked yourself or beaten yourself twice to dissipate your anger, when this kind of tone appears, most of them are already a life-and-death feud and cannot be recovered.

In fact, the same is true now.

Wang Aiguo looked at the captain a little nervously, and finally said with a smile on his face: "Captain, you listen to me explain that these things are all misunderstandings......

"Oh, you explain slowly, why don't you have a cup of tea first?" As he spoke, the captain poured Wang Aiguo a cup of tea, and then handed it to Wang Aiguo.