Chapter 661: Drunken Mantra

The food at home is good, and Steward Xue has become more and more round in recent years, no wonder he is so close to Li Tai's fat man, everyone doesn't even have to say anything when they meet, just glance at each other's belly, and immediately have the feeling of cherishing each other and hating each other. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

It is not enough to say that Steward Xue is snobbish, as the Li family becomes more and more prosperous, the guests who come to visit are more noble than the other, and even today he personally came to the door to rob Li Su's bathhouse, and Steward Xue is also a person who has seen the world, but Dese's problem has not changed, and he is still trembling with joy when the powerful guests come to the door, every time he is flattered by the arrival of a great god in the small temple, which makes Li Su very faceless and embarrassed.

Li Tai, the king of Wei, came a little abruptly, and there was no doubt that he lacked some courtesy, but he was a prince, a typical second generation of emperors, and theoretically all the land and real estate in the world belonged to his father, and Li Su couldn't turn him away, so he had to decide to see him in the front hall.

As soon as he sat down in the front hall, Li Su saw a big meat ball roll into the courtyard from the wall of the main entrance, and then rolled straight towards the front hall.

"Brother Zizheng hasn't seen me for many days, and I want to hurt my little brother too."

Li Su's cheeks twitched, and every time he saw Li Tai, he had a feeling of being tired of eating too much fat, especially when the meat ball was rolling, the waves of meat on his body were tumbling, like waves, all meat, all meat......

"Ahh His Royal Highness the King of Wei came to the cold house in person, and the ministers missed the welcome, His Royal Highness forgave the sin...... "Li Suying stepped forward, his expression was very surprised, my acting skills should be exaggerated with your performance......

Li Tai waved his fat and white hands, and said with a smile: "No crime, no crime, it's the little brother I came to be rude, and please don't blame Brother Zizheng." ā€

The two stood in the courtyard, Li Supi smiled and greeted him for a while, and glanced at the main gate absentmindedly while politely.

After waiting for a long time, he finally saw Steward Xue commanding a few subordinates to carry a load of gifts in the direction of the warehouse, and Li Su suddenly showed a smile like drinking sweet rain.

Very good, this is the number of etiquette that should be there to visit, no matter how abrupt and rude, as long as you bring gifts to the door, all are distinguished guests, and you must be grandly entertained.

Like all the wealthy families in the Tang Dynasty nowadays, whether it is a meal or not, but there are guests who come to the door to set up a banquet, Li Su guesses that this custom is one of the reasons for the generally low life expectancy of powerful families.

In order to put an end to this bad habit, Li Su decided to ...... Give His Royal Highness the King of Wei a double main course and two wines.

Anyway, reducing his life expectancy is not reducing his life, it doesn't matter if he reduces King Wei, anyway, strictly speaking, everyone is not too familiar, and he can't even be called a friend, at most it is just a temporary relationship of embarrassment, and now it is only a short honeymoon period.

Li Tai's hospitality made Li Tai very happy, and he felt that he was being taken seriously, just looking at the basin-like big vegetable basin in front of him, and a jar of liquor in front of him, Li Tai easily felt the sincerity of the Li family's hospitality, except for the lack of Kabuki to entertain, everything was perfect.

So Li Tai picked up the wine cup and dried it without saying a word to show his gratitude.

Li Su didn't eat, and he only lightly wet his lips when he drank.

Daily body maintenance should still be paid attention to, it is best not to eat indiscriminately until the meal, Li Su hopes that he can live to be eighty years old, and lie in bed without illness at the end of his life, for this goal, it is very important to restrain his appetite a little, this big fat man in front of him is an obvious negative teaching material, it is certain that if this fat man does not quit again, he will not live to be forty years old, if he and this fat man turn friends into enemies in the future, Li Su almost does not have to do anything, just lie at home and wait, waiting for more than ten years to boil him to death.

After three rounds of drinking, Li Tai smiled lewdly on his face, and pulled a lot of very yellow and violent gossip, and the more Li Su listened, the more uncomfortable he felt.

It's not that Li Su pretends to be tall, but all topics related to women, such as the bearded girl in a certain Qinglou is quite beautiful, how high the technical content of the Gao Liwen bought by the house the day before yesterday, etc., men basically will not refuse such a topic, but Li Tai said that he was biased, from a woman to a man, saying that the day before yesterday he was fortunate to have a man who was more female than a woman, how warm and compact the taste was, and how unforgettable......

The taste of this topic is a bit heavy, Li Su felt that he couldn't stand it, he thought that the only good man in the Tang Dynasty was His Royal Highness the Prince, but he didn't expect that this dead fat man was also a hidden person, and his eyebrows were dancing, foaming at the mouth, and he was extremely proud between his eyebrows, and he waited for others to praise him for his elegance after posing.

Li Su can't boast, his orientation is very normal, he can't be straighter anymore, many times he feels that he should change his name with Wang Zhi, and changing his name to Li Zhi is more in line with his temperament.

Arching his hand, Li Su politely rejected the topic of the three vulgarities, and went straight to the topic: "His Royal Highness King Wei is coming to the cold house today, I don't know ......"

Li Tai took a sip of wine, grinned and praised it, and then said with a smile: "Naturally, I came to visit Brother Zizheng, I have known Brother Zizheng for many years, but I have never visited ...... door."

Li Su grinned,...... How natural and unpretentious lies, still "midnight dreams", and "wandering and sleepless", you set up banquets and dances in the palace every day, take drugs and drink, and mess around with other men, where do you have time to "dream back at midnight"?

"His Royal Highness is affectionate and friendly, and the ministers are honored to ...... the five hearts" Li Su said emotionally.

Li Tai duly showed a confidant expression like a mountain and flowing water.

"Okay, everyone is very busy, the places that should be false have been faked, Your Highness should just get down to business." Li Su had to make it clear, there was no way, I was so disgusted that I wanted to vomit, so stop it quickly.

Li Tai laughed: "Brother Zizheng is really a cheerful person, to be honest, I appreciate you more and more......"

Li Su yawned.

Li Tai was not angry, and said with a smile: "Yesterday, I heard that Zhang Xuansu, the left concubine of the East Palace, was stabbed, and then I don't know which bastard poured dirty water on my head, saying that I did it at my instigation, in order to cut off the wings of the East Palace, I was so angry that I almost bled at the time, this dirty water is too terrible, if my father believes it, I will never hope to sit in the position of the East Palace in this life......"

Li Tai smiled, and his fat face suddenly became a little excited: "...... Unexpectedly, after only a few hours of hard work, it was reversed! It's reversed! Zhang Xuansu completely turned against him, pointing out that the prince was the real mastermind behind the scenes, the prince's evil deeds were exposed, known throughout the dynasty, and his reputation was stinky, it is said that this time his father was furious, and summoned his uncle and Fang Xiang's other important ministers into the palace to discuss the matter of Yi Chu, luck came, and he couldn't stop it! For no reason, I am one step closer to the position of the East Palace, God really helps me! …… No, it's not God's help, it's Brother Zizheng's help! ā€

Li Su blinked: "I don't understand what Your Highness is saying, what does the prince have to do with me assassinating Zhang Xuansu?" ā€

Li Tai pointed at him and smiled: "Here we go again!" It's starting to load again! Is it true that I am a melon? Zhang Xuansu's assassination was the prince's idea, presumably the two have been grudges for a long time, but on the night Zhang Xuansu was assassinated, he was inexplicably rescued by a group of mysterious masked people. Who else but you? Brother Zizheng, Rong Tai will tell the truth, and let's not talk about friendship first, at least you and I are now allies, what actions does Brother Zizheng have, even if he hides it from the world, why hide it from me? ā€

Li Su laughed dryly, and he couldn't pretend to be stupid, so he had to laugh and said: "I just happened to hear the news that the prince wanted to assassinate Zhang Xuansu, and it was just a coincidence, saving Zhang Xuansu was just a matter of convenience, I really didn't think about it so much at that time......"

Li Tai took a deep look at him and sighed: "Whether it is true or not, Tai does admit it, since I formed an alliance with you, I found that the road I have taken is much easier, Brother Zizheng is worthy of being a heroic figure of wisdom and bravery, others take one step and count three steps, but Brother Zizheng is like a god, one step is a hundred steps, with your help, Tai has a greater grasp of entering the East Palace...... The news of the assassination of Zhang Xuansu must have been handed over by Brother Zizheng's chess piece in the East Palace, right? It's so well buried......"

Li Su: "............"

The words that praised himself were all finished by this fat man, and Li Su didn't know what to add to make himself look more exciting, so he had to smile and toast with a glass.

The fat man is a sincere person, Li Su took the cup, the fat man immediately drank it all, the three taels of liquor dried up, his face immediately swelled with a layer of flush, his eyes were a little straight, and his tongue was curled.

Li Su sighed.

Sometimes I really can't understand this fat man's personality, say he is shrewd, sometimes he behaves very honestly, say he is stupid, when he should be shrewd, even Li Su has to admire his brain circuit.

The more he interacted with this fat man, the more Li Su felt that he was a freak.

Compared with those old and young foxes in the court, Li Su prefers to deal with freaks, whether it is interests or friendship, they are put on the table and say, what everyone needs to pay for cooperation, what can be gained, each other is clear at a glance, and there is no delay or owe, this kind of cooperation makes Li Su sincerely feel not tired.

Li Tai drank a little too much, it seems that he doesn't often drink the Li family's spirits, and people who drink it often will at least not be so desperate, and the high spirits are poured into his mouth like white water.

Drunk-eyed and staggering, Li Tai had red eyes, hiccup a long wine hiccups, and suddenly hung his head and hid his face and cried, crying extremely sadly, accompanied by bursts of sobbing, he looked like an innocent child after being drunk.

"Brother Zizheng, I seem to be a saint in the past few years, and the scenery is infinite, but ...... Who knows that my heart is really miserable, the world envies us princes for their good lives, born in the emperor's family, but who knows the suffering of the emperor's family! My father gave birth to so many in one breath, since I was sensible, I have tried my best to figure out how to please my father, how to stand out among more than a dozen princes, how to gain my father's favor, how to compete with other princes, we so-called princes, in fact, are living in the shadow behind our father, where is the shadow of my father, we must hide, once out of the scope of my father's shadow, we can never return to that shadow, from then on there is no trace of shade, no one to shade me......"

The more Li Tai spoke, the more sad he became, and cried: "Other princes are jealous of me, they all say that my father spoils me too much, they only know jealousy, but they don't know that I was born obese, and my face is not pleasant, I can only study diligently and write splendid articles, better than other princes, my father will look at me differently, I have paid so much hard work over the years, shouldn't I get the position of the East Palace?" Let them be, one by one, they only know how to indulge in wine, Hu Tianhu, they are the next monarch, are they worthy? ā€

Li Su was silent.

After drinking, he spit out the truth, and he has known Li Tai for so long, and today he can be regarded as hearing the real words from his heart.

Li Su doesn't envy these princes at all, Li Tai is not wrong, Li Shimin is too wise and martial, these princes are destined to live in his shadow for the rest of their lives, this fact, maybe other princes don't even have the courage to admit it, at least Li Tai said it calmly, even if it is drunk, it also requires great courage.

Li Su rubbed his forehead, wondering, why did his affection for this fat man rise? How can we happily use each other after this? (To be continued.) )