Chapter 21: Spare You Won't Die

The scale of the Phantom Temple is very small, with a simple two-in, two-out pattern. Two bald little novices, a middle-aged monk, the big monk is called Master of No Lamp.

Eh, it's good not to call a lamp, otherwise a yang finger may be worse than a pistol, which will make Zhao Cheng lose his sense of superiority.

Zhang Ji seemed to be very familiar with this place, and he didn't sightsee, so he went straight to the meditation room to meet the master of Wulan to communicate.

A small bald head stood next to the public virtue box, looking at Zhao Cheng and Li Jianyou with blank eyes.

"This temple does not eat with incense, but is presided over by a master, otherwise Mr. Ji will definitely not come. They don't have much temple property, so if you can, donate some public virtues, do you want me to lend you money? Li Jianyou asked with a smile.

"No, you don't."

Zhao Cheng didn't have much interest in these, no matter how little the temple property of the lampless monk was, he was richer than Zhao Cheng, and he didn't have to serve like Zhao Cheng.

But since he came, Zhao Cheng still put a copper coin in to make sense.

"Hillbilly poor ghost, help him and he still cocks his tail."

Li Jianyou thought so, and put a handful of broken silver in the Gongde box, which was at least equal to more than a thousand copper coins.

In view of Li Jianyou's worship of Lao Kong, he didn't enter the main hall, and walked around the small courtyard with his hands on his back, occasionally shaking his head and groaning so wet.

I don't know what he said, there was applause and cheers around, and the two little novices and several nurses immediately clapped their hands and applauded: "Childe is talented, Childe is talented." The four sentences integrate the characteristics of the Phantom Temple. ”

Li Jianyou looked at Zhao Cheng again and smiled: "Brother Zhao can come out?" ”

Zhao Cheng is such a low-IQ scholar who can't afford to go to middle school, how much ink Li Jianyou really knows, he usually doesn't ask him, but now he asks because it happened that Zhang Ji and the monk without lights came out after talking, so he wanted Zhang Ji to listen to his "talent".

These are just small skills of carving insects, and chanting poetry is really useless, for example, Su Shi, whose talent amazes the whole of Asia, is a person that Zhang Ji is more disgusted by. However, these can also reflect a person's literary accumulation and ideas to a certain extent, so Zhang Ji also waited curiously to listen.

"One man has two eyes, two men have four eyes, three men have six eyes......"

There were four men at the scene, and before Zhao Cheng could include the fourth man in the poem, Li Jianyou and the two little bald heads were already squatting on the ground with their stomachs covered with laughter.

Zhang Ji couldn't help but be a little angry and funny, shook his head slightly with a strange expression, and didn't say anything. Of course, she thinks this is normal, this is obviously Zhao Cheng teasing people, because even a little kid wouldn't write poetry like this.

"Okay...... Brother Zhao is indeed talented, and he admires and admires him. Li Jianyou said with a smile.

"Concession and concession." Zhao Cheng also gave his hand with a strange expression.

This made Zhang Ji slightly stunned.

This proves that Zhao Cheng is a person with a bit of aura, which is called promoting strengths and avoiding weaknesses. Of course, he will never be able to talk about Li Jianyou, and he will never be able to surpass Li Jianyou's words with his hollowing out of his mind and using pitiful ink, so it is better to be vulgar to the end, avoid his own shortcomings, and play some finishing touches.

Thinking about this, Zhang Ji glanced at Zhao Cheng and thought, this guy also has a bit of a "that article" mode, which is a clever little application. Clever, it's also one of the talents.

Zhao Cheng's mind happened to be the same as Zhang Ji's, so he had this response.

In later generations, Zhao Cheng is also a person who does not make up for his weaknesses. From the perspective of profiteers, it is meaningless, since it is a shortcoming, it means that there is no talent, and if you still work hard, it is called "half the effort". On the other hand, recognize your strengths and use your energy on the blade, not to mention that you will have a different cost performance.

"By the way, Brother Zhao, I'm really sorry, I'm curious what your fourth sentence is?" Li Jianyou hadn't laughed enough, and planned to tease him more.

"You've guessed what else you're asking, aren't there just four men and eight eyes? There are only four men in total. Zhao Cheng said.

"Hey......

There was another burst of laughter.

"Alright, it's not early, let's stop here."

Zhang Ji frowned slightly and walked out first.

Li Jianyou was stunned, he sensed sensitively that Zhang Ji didn't hate this guy very much, and he didn't know what the problem was?

While walking, Li Jianyou tried again: "Brother Zhao, you won't happen to go back to the city with us all the way, right?" ”

Zhao Cheng looked like a waterfall sweat, "Forgive me in the ya, but the way back to the city is like this." If it's really inconvenient, I'll stay away from you and try not to affect you. ”

After hearing this, Zhang Ji stopped and turned around to take a look, and then looked up at the sky, "Jianyu don't want to tease people, it's going to be late and it's not easy to go, let him go with us all the way." ”

"Yes."

Li Jianyou had to bow and clench his fists, and returned to the city silently together.

Zhao Cheng's ancient poems are indeed read very little, but it does not mean that the capital after the Northern Song Dynasty cannot be remembered, and there are still a few poems that can be taken out to bluff people.

It's just that Zhao Cheng knows, and he will definitely not be able to fool everyone like Zhang Ji, who is really wet and easy to be exposed.

This is normal, when the foundation is not enough, it is not the same, and when facing similar people in some fields in later generations, Zhao Cheng can really see through it at a glance. So in the field of poetry, of course, Zhang Ji can see through it.

In addition, the literati are light, when facing the master, human psychology determines that she stands on a high place, and when you come up with a song that is much worse than her, she will hardly say that she will feel that "the child can be taught", and praise a few words plus guidance. But when she really comes up with something that is about the same level as her or even better than her, from the perspective of human nature, she will most likely find countless faults and say "but that's it". Of course, don't find too little fault, Su Shi and Lu Xun are not all faults.

While pondering, Zhao Cheng felt that the Phantom Heaven Temple was not in vain this time, on the contrary, because of the proper response, Zhang Ji's mood changed slightly.

"Just used on the blade."

So Zhao Cheng seized the opportunity to use a good person card, quickened his pace, walked next to the carriage on Zhang Ji's side, and thought about some words.

Zhang Ji's personality is still relatively easy-going, and he has long found that he seems to be vaguely excluded from all circles, and he doesn't care about him when he approaches at this time.

Wait a minute......

Zhang Jiyu glanced sideways again, and he didn't know if it was the relationship between light and shadow, and suddenly found that this person became more pleasing to the eye, which happened to be Zhang Ji's favorite appearance style.

So even if he knew that he couldn't talk together, Zhang Ji said softly: "Just say what you want, don't you want to enter Weishan Academy......?"

Of course, Zhao Cheng is for this purpose.

But just when Zhang Ji didn't finish speaking, he saw nine big men with knives jumping out of the official road in front of him and shouting: "Ah! I opened this road, I planted this tree, I want to pass by here, leave the beauty and get out of the way! ”

This Nima saw Zhao Cheng's face black, didn't he say that after his character rises, the probability of side effects of props will decrease? Boss, I won't be so black-faced, right?,It's just been used.,I didn't have time to use affinity to communicate with Zhang Ji and I encountered a thief robbery.。

Li Jianyou couldn't help but be slightly weak in fright, and he couldn't sit still in horror, and fell from the carriage.

Without help, Li Jian hurriedly got up with his farts and urine, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... Do you thieves have a royal law, my father is Li Zhi, you don't get out of the way quickly! Spare you from dying! ”

"Get out! Spare you from dying! ”

Four of his guards drew their swords immediately.