Wu Ming was puzzled when he heard the system scolding him: "System, what's wrong with me, provoking you to be so angry?" ”

System: "I am genderless, you asked me to teach Master Li all kinds of indescribable classic movements and difficult movements, how do you let me teach me?" ”

Wu Ming covered his head and said, "You stupid, aren't you omnipotent, you can just implant those fragments in Master Li's mind." ”

The system was a little embarrassed: "It's because I want to be crooked, and you don't make it clear." ”

Wu Ming: "By the way, in addition, you will implant piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and couplets, as well as singing and dancing martial arts, palace fighting scheming in her brain, in short, you want to make her a flawless woman for me." And I remember you said that you are omnipotent, so can you cure her flower willow disease? ”

The system said helplessly: "It doesn't take time to cure a disease, but the human brain can withstand a limited amount of energy, and I can do what you said, but it will take some time, otherwise, Master Li will suddenly receive a lot of information, she will not be able to stand the stimulation and go crazy." ”

Wu Ming: "This is not in a hurry, there is still enough time, you just need to make her perfect for me." ”

After solving the matter of Master Li (Pan Jinlian), Wu Ming called Ximen Qing, who was sweeping the floor at the door, in, and the brainwashed Ximen Qing completely became Wu Ming's doglegs, and when he heard Wu Ming's call, he immediately threw down his broom and trotted to Wu Ming and said with a smile: "I don't know what the master has to tell the slave?" ”

Wu Ming looked at Ximenqing, who nodded in front of him, and ignored him, but took out the property transfer document with Ximenqing's handprint, tore it up, and said to the system: "I just remembered a loophole, now make up for it." ”

The system asks, "What vulnerability?" How to make up for it? ”

Wu Ming: "At that time, I asked this slut to set up a note that he handed over all his family property to me because he was infatuated with Pan Jinlian, and now Pan Jinlian is gone, and he has become Master Li." I am a reasonable person, and I can't let this slut lose both money and money, so I decided to compensate Wang Po to him and ask him to write a new note. ”

After listening to Wu Ming's words, the system felt a chill, and thought to himself, this Ximen Qing is too miserable, Wang Po, what an ugly existence.

Look at her ugly appearance: a sallow face, covered with gardenia-like wrinkles, an upward-facing nose, and large nostrils full of lush nose hair. The big mouth of the blood basin opened to reveal a few large yellow teeth that had not yet fallen out, and the only normal eyes were still a big one, and there were perennial eye droppings at the corners of the eyes. Look at the figure again, short and fat, where is there any figure. Let's talk about age, I'm in my 50s and almost 60, and that age is enough to be Ximenqing's mother.

Look at Ximenqing: the eyebrows and hair are thick like thorns, and there are a pair of watery eyes shining underneath, like long slits cut open, the nose is large, and the lips are slightly thick, but the lines are very beautiful, and the exposed teeth are as white as freshly peeled almonds. Although he is not handsome, he is also a suave little white face.

Looking at the very obvious contrast between the two, the system asked Wu Ming: "Are you planning to let Wang Po be a nanny for Ximenqing?" ”

Wu Ming shook his head and said: "NONONO, I am planning to make Ximenqing madly in love with Wang Po, in order to be able to marry Wang Po, I begged Wang Po's good neighbor me, I helped him chase Wang Po, and he Ximenqing transferred all the family property to me in order to express his gratitude to me." ”

The system listened to Wu Ming's words, and he couldn't help but tremble for a while without a body, Wu Ming, you are too cruel, too black-hearted, too bad, too shameless, I just want to ask: "You said that Ximen Qing will fall in love with Wang Po?" Is it possible? Who will believe it? ”

Wu Ming said indifferently: "Isn't there you, as long as I believe it, you can brainwash Ximenqing again." Convinced him. Then everyone just doesn't believe it and has nothing to say. We are civilized people, do we want to be reasonable? ”

The helpless system said to Wu Ming: "I met a ruthless host like you, and I don't know if it was lucky or unlucky. You are the host, you have the final say, I can only feel sad for Ximenqing who still has a conscience. ”

Wu Ming didn't care about the system's words and said: "Hurry up and work, after finishing the work, we will go to receive Ximenqing's property, it has been delayed a lot." ”

After the sad Ximenqing was brainwashed, he fell madly in love with Wang Po, and spoiled Wang Po's ugly old woman to the sky, she was afraid of falling in her hands, and she was afraid of melting in her heart, and the system that saw all this could only sigh and say: "Hey, it's a sin." ”

The county government, the county master Hu Qiuzheng was very unhappy, the reason why he was unhappy was early in the morning, his nephew Ximenqing didn't know what was crazy, and when he was doing something indescribable with the seventh aunt's wife, he suddenly broke into the inner room, so scared that he wilted on the spot, and he didn't know if there would be any sequelae. And Ximenqing, who broke into the inner room, was like a two-hundred-and-five, pulling the light himself and running out, not to mention letting him put on his clothes.

Finally got rid of Ximenqing's entanglement, Hu Xianling, who put on his clothes, walked to the lobby and saw the excited Ximenqing standing next to a huge ugly old woman, and introduced himself: "Uncle, this is the love of my little nephew in this life, Wang Po Wang and Wang Da Beauty." The little nephew decided to marry her as his wife, and asked his uncle to call the shots. ”

Hearing Ximenqing's words, and then looking at the ugly appearance of Wang Po, Hu Xianling directly vomited out last night's meal in disgust, and said angrily: "Nonsense." Then he threw down his sleeves and tried to leave.

Just as Hu Xianling was about to leave, a voice came: "Hu Xianling is slow, you and I want the two of them, I think it's better for you to be an adult." What's more, your nephew has paid a lot of price in order to catch up with Wang Po. ”

As soon as Hu Xianling heard that he had paid a great price, he immediately stood up straight and looked in the direction where the voice came from.

I saw Wu Ming walking into the lobby slowly and unhurriedly, Hu Xianling couldn't help but have his heart beat faster when he saw a peerless beautiful man walking in, he was stunned for a moment, and secretly praised in his heart: "I didn't expect that there was such a beautiful man in this small Yanggu County." It's just who is he? ”

The puzzled Hu Xianling asked a question: "May I ask which Qilin'er this son is, I have been an official in Yanggu County for many years, why haven't I seen the son." ”

Looking at Hu Xianling's puzzled expression, Wu Ming asked the system in his heart: "System, didn't you implant my identity into Hu Xianling's brain?" ”

The system said a little unreasonably: "In the past two days, I have patronized my sister-in-law Li Shishi, who taught you, and I really forgot to implant your identity in Hu County." Wu Ming reluctantly said to Hu County Order: "Hu County Order, I am Wu Dalang." ”

Hu Xianling looked at Wu Ming in front of him and said: "Son, don't be joking, it's not like I haven't seen Wu Dalang, it's just that three-inch nail." How can you compare it with Childe, the difference between the two of you is simply a cloud of difference. ”

The helpless Wu Ming had no choice but to make a big move, and he said to Hu Xianling: "Hu Xianling, you look at my eyes, you can see who I am from my eyes." Hu Xianling, who looked at Wu Ming's eyes, was inevitably brainwashed by Wu Ming.

After brainwashing Hu County, Wu Ming complained: "System, I just thought you were reliable, who knew that you made the same old mistake again, just this small Yanggu County, only seventy or eighty thousand people died, is it difficult for you to switch my previous image in their minds to the current image?" I don't know what my second brother Wu Song looks like, it all depends on Wu Song to take the initiative to recognize me. Don't let me and Wu Song miss it, in Water Margin, Wu Song is one of the few heroes I admire. ”