Chapter 73 "Live Again"
"Not good." When the uncle who died on the lifting board felt a landslide and crack, and the overwhelming momentum of the mountains and seas struck, he screamed, sat up from the lifting board suddenly, jumped off the lifting board and pulled up his trousers, and pulled up again on the spot.
"Scared!" The grieving crowd suddenly saw the dead man jump up, and the collective frightened took a big step back, and looked at the uncle who was squatting on the ground with a wooden expression.
"Huh?" Su Wu was stunned with tears in his eyes, and suddenly looked at the uncle who was squatting on the ground, and swallowed his saliva and called weakly: "Love...... Loving son-in-law? "Isn't he dead?
"Uh-huh......" panting violently, Ah Zhen forced out the mixed true qi in his body in a cold sweat, and then tore off the thirty-first shameless page, picked his anus and stood up tremblingly.
"Hey......" Split smiled at the stunned old face in front of him, and said, "How is it?" Isn't it a surprise? ”
"Surprised...... Enjoy? Everyone stammered, and their tearful and mournful faces grew longer and longer, longer and darker.
"Really... Elder brother! "The landslides and the earth cracked, and the boom and thunder, and everyone was furious.
With his neck shrinking, he took a big step back in fear, and said to the angry crowd urgently: "Listen to me, this is necessary. ”
"Fart." Qi Ying was furious, and the tiger stepped forward. "What is the must? Do you have to play tricks on everyone like this? ”
"Yes, yes." Weakly nodded his head, Ah Zhen took a big step back timidly, and hurriedly explained: "Zhenzhou is not more than ten miles away from here, if we want to outwit Zhenzhou, we must make everyone's eyes red, and they look miserable and dead to the whole family." ”
"What?" Su Wu frowned tightly, and asked unhappily: "How do you want to take Zhenzhou?" What does playing tricks on everyone have to do with taking the town? ”
"Of course I have, otherwise I would have nothing to do." Of course, Ah Zhenzhen said, in fact, he really felt too bored and played with everyone.
Heard related? Everyone looked at each other, and at the same time shouted forward, "Say." ”
I'll go! Lao Tzu is the boss, these small people dare to commit crimes, don't die?
"Let's pretend to be the remnants of the defeated army." The great anger of the people was swallowed and forgave them for the next crime, and once again announced their insidiousness to the public.
"Oh!" The generals wiped away the tears hanging from the corners of their eyes, squinted their eyes and asked urgently, "How to fake in?" ”
"Come, I'll tell you." Instead of retreating, Ah Zhen leaned in front of the eight heads, raised a finger and said compassionately: "If you want to come to Zhenzhou, you should know that a batch of lambs have entered their hinterland, and I will use this to seize Zhenzhou." ”
"That's right, say it quickly."
"We pretended to be the Liao wolf who had encountered with the lamb, and made the soldiers miserable, their eyes were red, as if they had really suffered a big defeat, and they entered Zhenzhou in chaos." The words fell, and a sinister smile was raised. "When the soldiers enter the city, the Liao generals stationed in Zhenzhou will definitely ask them, at this time, Yang Qingyang led the beheading of his generals, and the soldiers killed the Liao soldiers again, and after occupying the city tower, the city gate was opened to lead the rest of the people into the city."
"Good strategy." This remark aroused the praise of the generals, and they did not say a word about what he had just played.
"Hey, hey......" His eyes lit up, and Ah Zhen asked Hu Che'er who went to investigate: "How far is Zhenzhou?" How about the horses? ”
"Yes." Hu Che'er felt powerful and happily served: "Zhenzhou is not more than five miles, because there are not many soldiers and horses in the small city, only more than 30,000. ”
"Yang Qingyang." A shout.
"The end will be." Yang Qingyang hurriedly stepped forward.
"Order you to lead four thousand armor and scatter them into Zhenzhou, and when its garrison will come to inquire, he will be beheaded suddenly, and there must be no mistake."
"Yes." Yang Qingyang was full of tigers, striding towards the soldiers to give orders, and after a large number of rustling stopped, four thousand down-and-out soldiers rushed towards Wuli Zhenzhou with the most down-and-out defeated generals in front.
Seeing that Yang Qingyang's remnants were leaving, Ah Zhen drank again: "Hu Che'er." ”
"Yes."
"Lead all the scouts to investigate around, and report a vision quickly."
"Yes."
"Hmm." Ordering the troops, Ah Zhen shouted to the seven generals who were not named: "The others quietly pushed forward to a mile to hide, when they heard the riot in Zhenzhou, they immediately fell into the city to cover up, and after occupying Zhenzhou, they must not harm the people, and the violators will be beheaded immediately." ”
"Yes." The seven generals couldn't help but stare at the uncle in front of them, his uncle was caught off guard every time, and the strange soldiers mentioned in the art of war were probably like this. A sudden attack without the enemy's awareness and preparation is strange, absolutely strange.
There is still an hour before dawn, sneaking from Muzhai Baili to the outside of Zhenzhou City, under the dim moonlight, Ah Zhen, who was lying on the grass, slowly and happily flipped through the spring palace set that he tore up with little, ignoring everyone's nervousness, hehehe
Su Wu, Qi Ying, Zheng Rong, more than 6,000 people lay motionless on the grass, and the thief's eyes looked at the puppet soldiers who staggered towards Zhenzhou, and everyone's heart was in their throats, and they didn't dare to take a breath in the air.
Lying on the grass, Su Jingchen was about to die of nervousness, but the uncle next to him kept laughing in a low voice, glancing at the lewd book in his hand from the corner of his eye, and whispered: "Brother Zhen, can you restrain this creepy lewd smile?" ”
After studying this difficult posture on the paper again, Ah Zhencai reluctantly turned the page with his fingers dipped in foam, and casually shouted to the nervous crowd: "Don't be nervous, there is something wrong." ”
"Even so, can you not laugh so lewdly?" Zheng Rong, who was lying on his left side, couldn't stand it, moved his body slightly, opened a large gap between him and him, closed his ears and carefully squinted at the invisible front.
Laughing and glancing at the old man Zheng who was distancing himself from him, Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows lightly, ignored him and continued to focus on the book, and continued to laugh lewdly.
"Ouch......" With a wound cloth wrapped around his arm, Yang Qingyang led a large number of remnants of soldiers who used spears and spears as crutches, and staggered towards the small city in front of him. Of course, there were weak howls and wails along the way.
"Look at ......"
"Look at ......"
The remnants of the soldiers who were scattered in front of the crowd on all sides approached, and the soldiers guarding the city wall whispered in surprise, curiously pointing to the spectacular scene below.
"Quick...... Open the gates. When he was about to move to the city gate, Yang Qingyang fell to the ground with a sigh, threw the spear in his hand to the ground, and shouted with his head up: "Give ...... Give me water......"
The guards saw that this group of remnants were wearing their military armor, and a large number of people were sitting or lying at the gates of the city, and they rushed to report to the general's palace without knowing what had happened.
The dawn was about to dawn, and the Zhenzhou garrison was sleeping sweetly, and suddenly reported that there were many remnants of our army's armor outside the city, and he didn't know what was going on, so he hurriedly turned over and sat up, hurriedly put on his armor, and hurriedly ran to the city tower.
"What's going on?"
When the soldiers who were pointing and whispering to the city heard this, they suddenly closed their mouths and looked at their dwarf general, who was five feet and three inches.
"General, around two quarters of an hour, many remnants of our army suddenly poured in from all directions." A patrol captain pointed to the remnants of the staggered soldiers below the city. "More than 3,000 people."
"Hmm." Rising on tiptoe, the dwarf city will climb the wall, and the thief's eyes look down and roar, "Hey, where did you come from?" ”
"The young general is ......" Yang Qingyang, who opened his mouth to answer, raised his head and suddenly stopped his mouth, his suspicious eyes swept around the city wall, and he suddenly raised his brows and shouted: "Who asked?" ”
Puff......
With this question, the guards on the city tower couldn't help but snort in unison, until they saw the fierce eyes of their dwarf general, and then they hurriedly suppressed the violent laughter that was about to take out.
"Hmph......" The dwarf was very unhappy, his round face was full of irritability, and he roared on tiptoe and asked, "Say, where did you come from?" ”
"Huh!" When the city couldn't find anyone to ask, hearing this unpleasant question, Yang Qingyang finally caught a glimpse of a round head that was level with the city fence in front of the stone city, and saw that this round head at the level of the stone fence was extremely obscene, and it was so funny that people wanted to laugh.
"The young general was originally President Oritsu, and he followed General Dalmo to chase the lamb." Resisting the urge to laugh, Yang Qingyang blurted out a lie: "In the evening, I chased the lamb to the Salar tribe to herd the Sai, but I didn't think that the lamb was extremely cunning, and he threw himself into the trap and waited for our army, so that he failed miserably." ”
When the dwarf heard this, he thought for a while and asked, "What about General Taichachi?" ”
"Woo, he was ambushed by the lambs, the soldiers and horses were cut into several sections, and the general did not know whether he was alive or dead."
"Oh!" The dwarf's eyes narrowed into a slit and tried to look at the remnants below, and then asked in a loud voice, "Where is the Azure Grand Lord?" ”
The Azure Lord? Countless question marks popped up above Yang Qingyang's head, and he didn't understand why he ran out of a big blue lord again?
"Hey......" sighed heavily, made a move to wipe away tears, and replied in a loud voice: "In the chaos, the little general led thousands of soldiers and horses to break out of the encirclement, and I don't know where they are going. When the words fell, he called anxiously: "The general quickly opens the city gate and lets the soldiers stop the bleeding and recuperate." ”
The dwarf didn't say a word, squinted and glanced at the remnants of armor lying all over the ground before retracting his head from the fence. He said to the soldiers: "This remnant armor is suspicious, wake up the sleeping soldiers, and open the city gates." ”
"Yes." The two lieutenants nodded, turned and hurried down the stairs.