My name is Dirk.

As far as I know, 0.002 seconds ago, I was hit and killed by a demon boar.

I watched as my brothers in the family ran towards my corpse.

Two minutes later, they found out that I was dead, and they started to panic, and my youngest brother was already crying, and I was so sad, but I could only levitate in mid-air and do nothing, and I couldn't comfort them.

Five minutes later, the big brother Horton Masonstein began to soothe the frightened siblings, pointing to the forest as if to say something.

After 10 minutes, they brought in a lot of dry branches.

Fifteen minutes later, my body was placed in the middle of a branch, and my brothers stood in a circle around me, looking at me with great grief.

At 17 minutes and 28 seconds, Horton, the bastard, ignited ....... Are you planning to take my body for a bonfire?!

Standing in the air, looking at this group of brothers who are connected to their blood, holding such a funeral for themselves in just twenty minutes, I already have mixed feelings in my heart...... Are you so eager to burn me? Are you sure it's not a corpse? Don't be sad for a while? I think I can save it.

I'm only five years old this year, and I haven't enjoyed a good life yet, and I haven't had a soul yet!

According to my assumption, at the age of ten, I will be recognized by a powerful ancestor in the Spirit Channeling Temple, and then the patriarch will carefully cultivate me, at the age of twenty I will be alone, and at the age of thirty, I will be on the Spirit Language Continent, and then the grass candy in the world will be mine!

Finally, when I passed away peacefully when I was a few hundred years old, I seemed to be a little anxious, and I completely omitted the steps in between.

When I looked up with a helpless sigh, I found that even the sky was sad for me, and a drop of blue light was dripping from the sky, and I looked up at the sky. Is this the gods leaving tears for me?

I stopped looking at me, where there seemed to be a faint smell of meat, and looked intently at the tears.

Gradually, the blue light got closer and closer to me...... No way...... It's a person!

The blue light enveloped the man, the man's back was down, his limbs swayed weakly in the air with the downward momentum, his long hair covered his face, and his facial features could not be seen clearly.

There is a magical change in gravitational acceleration and the friction of air...... It looks like it's starting to burn...... Is this the ...... of this year's trend?

I just watched as the blue light with its flames galloped towards me. Ahh

I just looked at him like that, without half a concession, just kidding, I'm a dead man and I'm still afraid of you?

Then the guy slammed into me with great precision and carried me back into my body.

White, the world in front of you is only white, only the blue thing on the other side seems out of place with this world.

"Dirk Masonstein. The old voice rang out.

"Are you talking to me?" I asked, looking at the twisting humanoid creature across from me.

"It's not him, he's just a gift from me. ”

In front of me, the shadow of an old man appeared.

"Who are you?"

I pointed to the non-wriggling figure and said, "You call this a gift?" ”

"Hehe, don't dislike it, little guy. You know, he's you. ”

You're like this, your whole family is like this. I couldn't help but dislike it in my heart.

The voices in the space were quiet for a few seconds. The temperature seems to have dropped a few degrees...... Forehead...... Let's give him a face, so I asked politely.

"What do you mean?"

"Your soul is not of this world in the first place, and you came here and forgot to bring with you the memories of your past life. Don't you notice that you are different from these brothers and sisters around you?"

"I understand this as genius. ”

"Hehe, it's a joke. "This sound is loud, how does it sound like scolding the street.

"Off topic, off topic, what is this thing?" I said, gesturing to the blue figure in front of me.

"He is the memory of your previous life, and now he will hand it over to you, receive the courier, remember to give a good review, dear. ”

Before I could speak, the blue figure rushed towards me.

The blue light flickered, rendering the white world blue.

Countless knowledge and images were transmitted to my mind, and I felt a sharp pain hit me, and I felt like my head could explode at any moment.

Fragments of memory kept skimming before my eyes.

It was as if I had lived in another world for many years, and I had learned something that this world simply did not have.

Years have passed, thousands of messages have flooded into my mind, and it only takes a few seconds to look at it outside, while years have passed in my brain.

The blue light dissipated, and I was piled on one knee on the ground, white smoke rising from my body.

The corners of his mouth turned up slightly: "Praise? A courier has been gone for five years!"

"I'm sorry, dear. You've been so smashed that it took us nearly two years just to find all the bodies. ”

"Then you should have given it to me three years ago!"

"Well, two years ago when I found all your bones, a pack of wild dogs came and made things even more complicated. ”

“......”

"Finally, as an excuse to express my apologies, I give you a small gift. I hope you can cherish it and see you soon. ”

Then the voice was gone, leaving Dirk still there absorbing all his memories.

"Who are you?" a childish voice sounded in my heart.

"I'm Dirk Masonstein, who are you?"

"I'm Dirk Masonstein too. ”

"Rub!" as soon as the other party said something, I immediately understood something, and scolded angrily.

Send the courier, are you cheating me? It's good to mail back my past life me, why do you want to mail back the original owner of this body? Buy one get one free? Forced consumption? Bad review!

"Big brother, I'm so tired, I'll sleep for a while. The voice was unusually tired, and it was clear that it wasn't pretending.

"Okay, okay, go to sleep. "Little Ancestor, hurry up and go to sleep, or I really don't know how to deal with this matter. I'm not that kind.

After making sure that little Dirk really slept, I was completely down-to-earth. He seems to be quite well-behaved, and he doesn't want to increase his control over his body with me.

After that, I carried out a great undertaking - "Corpse Fraud"

"Oh, Dirk, I didn't mean to! ”

The boy who had been known as Horton was now lying on the ground and wailing, while his back ...... That's right, it's the handsome and handsome me.

"You can say that you didn't mean to? If you say you tripped me up, it wasn't on purpose, I can understand it. Big brother, you burned me! How long have I just died, and my bones are not cold, so you don't want to rescue me? If it weren't for the young master, I would have been blessed with a great life, and now I would be eight minutes ripe....... ”

I vomited for ten minutes with such complaints, and I really admired how my vocabulary could be so extensive, and there was no duplicate within ten minutes, and the little brothers and sisters standing on the side were trembling.

It's no wonder, after all, they rarely see hooligans fighting in the castle.

"Dirk, you are usually bullying me because your physical training is better than mine, you wait for me, and when I have a spirit, you see how I clean you up!" said Horton, who was trampled under my feet, his cheeks flushed, and he gritted his teeth.

"I really don't know where you got your self-confidence, not to mention physical training, fighting skills, combat reactions, ancestral foundations, formation construction, spiritual energy calculation, and ancestral spirit history, which of these courses are better than me? ”

Dare to threaten me, send you a few more kicks!

Just as I was kicking hard, a particularly nasty voice sounded in my ears.

"I just heard that you were hit by a wild boar and came to take a look, but now it seems that I must have come by mistake. An emaciated figure stepped out of the forest.

He had long silver hair, a grim face, and eyes as sharp as an eagle and a falcon as he watched me.

I was stunned to see this person, this person was the biggest enemy of his family, Watson Masonstein.

If I am a wonder flower in the family and have a completely different way of thinking than everyone else, then Watson Masenstein is the real genius of this family.

If I had to say that among my peers in the family, I could pick someone who could be taken seriously, and it would be him.

"Who should I be? It turned out to be Watson, I'm sorry to let you come for nothing. ”

Watson must have done it by this guy at my feet when he came so soon. Thinking of this, my foot slammed hard against Horton's back, and the guy let out another wail of pain, and it was louder than ever, and it hurt to the heart.

From this, I can even more conclude that it must have been this guy's letter.

"It doesn't matter. I didn't see such a shameful thing, but I was even happier. If you were to be killed by a demon boar, cousin, it would be an insult to our family of Spirit Whisperers. But then again, what are you doing, cousin, killing your fellow citizens?"

As he spoke, Watson's eyes became a little sharper, and his tone was also a little questioning.

Hearing Watson say this, Horton, who was at my feet, immediately understood and immediately began to cry.

I'm rubbing, this product is definitely a piece of actor's material. The one who cries is called a heartbreak, and he really smells the tears of the sad seekers.

"Brother Watson, Dirk is just killing his compatriots, he humiliated me and made me admit that I didn't make a mistake, and said he would beat me to death!"

Before I could refute it, the Watson said.

"Paragraph 8 of Article 5 of the Family Rules, people of the same clan love each other, cannot slander others, cannot coerce or induce, and those who do it shall be sentenced by the twenty holy whips of the Precept Yuan, and if the circumstances are serious, they shall depose the ancestors and expel them from the family. I don't think Cousin Dirk doesn't know this house rule, right?"

With that last word, Watson looked up at me suddenly, his eyes shining sharply, as sharp as a sword, as if he were about to pierce me at any moment.

I laughed, what are you kidding, calling me over to play tricks? You dare to question me as a kid with a big fart.

Who am I? In my previous life, I fought all over the streets, scolded all over the streets, swept across the streets with old ladies, and slept on the kang with hooligans. If you are such an old child and dare to talk to me like this, the grass on your grave is three inches high.

"What the hell are you!" the simple answer shocked the audience.

"What are you talking about?!" Watson couldn't believe his ears, Dirk was scolding himself just now, and he was still using such vulgar words, who was the young master of the noble Spirit Whisperer family?

"Please accept my compliments on you, you are such a noble man. In the past, I heard people scold you behind your back, saying that you sleep with clan rules every day, and it is not good to sleep without people every day. Open your mouth to follow the rules, shut up your morality, but you actually do a little thing that is devoid of human nature, and the words that come out of your mouth are loud and not smelly. A good hand for rowing without paddles. From now on, I want to stop them, how can I say that about you? How much have you contributed to the development of the family, and how much have you contributed to the spirit and the mainland! You have used your substantive actions to tell us that bastards can live well, and lackeys also have dignity!"

After saying these words in one breath, I realized that I was much happier, but my head was a little deprived of oxygen.

"You...... I'm going to report it to the ruling court! I'm going to tell the deacon!" Watson is the eldest young master, and he is usually respectful to him, when has he ever been scolded like this, his eyes are full of anger, and his cheeks are red from anger.

The friends who saw this scene on the side didn't dare to breathe, when did they have seen this kind of scene since they were children in the castle, good guy Brother Dirk turned out to be so powerful, the scolding just now was so exciting, think about it carefully...... It seems to make sense.

"Oh, do you want to go home to find my mother? In my opinion, your family is a hanged ghost smearing powder and arranging flowers, and you are shameless to die. Dogs bite Hanako, and animals come to bully people. Hurry up and wag your tail to see if your family cares about you, stick out your tongue if you really can't do it, this trick is good. ”

The younger brothers and sisters all opened their mouths wide at this time, their eyes were so wide, Brother Dirk is amazing, and he scolded people out of flowers, which sounds quite interesting.

And Watson was about to retort, but for some reason he was on the spot, and his originally sharp eyes suddenly softened, and a smile gradually appeared on his face.

"I really didn't know that Cousin Dirk had such ability, I was just worried that some people would use this to make a fuss, but now my worries seem a little redundant. In that case, then I won't bother Cousin Dirk and Cousin Horton to communicate their feelings. ”

Without waiting for me to continue scolding Watson, he turned around and walked straight into the woods, and the thin figure quickly disappeared from view.

I was stunned at first when I saw Watson's reaction, and then rubbed my temples, this guy was even more difficult to deal with than I expected. Hey, it's so hard to bring this class of children.

The family experience soon came to an end, and the matter between us children was finally ended by the family as a fight between children, and the dull and boring life continued.