At some point, the Taoist priest opened his eyes, and the appearance of the fairy wind Dao bone said: "The auspicious time has come, open the altar to worship, and then the lord will preside over the incense, praying for good wind and rain." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

According to the rules, where Gao Fangping is, only Gao Fangping is the master, no wonder Wang Qinfei asked Gao Fangping to come today, is it to help him sacrifice?

After that, the sheep were slaughtered and the cattle were slaughtered, and the heads of the cattle and sheep were put on the tribute table, and the blood of the cows and sheep was also carried up. And this process requires Gao Fangping, the old man, to take action personally, seeing Wang Qinfei's expectant eyes, Gao Fangping frowned, but in the end he reluctantly did it.

After that, the incense was offered by Gao Fangping, and the Taoist priest was beside him with his eyes half-closed, chanting words in his mouth, and he didn't know what to say.

Seeing that his sacrificial method was quite radical, Gao Fangping thought about it and whispered curiously: "A few days ago, my subordinate Fu'an found a drowned child in Qingxi, but no one reported the missing or dead child in the nearby villages of Dongxi and Xixi. ”

"It is the truth that things happen between heaven and earth, all laws are natural, and living sacrifices have existed since ancient times, and people are no different from cattle, sheep, pigs and dogs in nature. The use of the way of the weak, all living beings are weak, and the weak can only be used by heaven and earth, this is the way of heaven, if you want to violate it, it will bring misery to the living beings. Hearing Gao Fangping's strange tone, the Taoist priest said a little unhappily.

Gao Fangping said: "Okay, if you want to explain the Tao Te Ching like this, I will count you right, however, you haven't answered me positively?" ”

The Taoist priest continued to avoid talking about it, and said: "The county lord is sacrificing, you must be attentive and pious, otherwise if you anger the gods of heaven, you will be hit by thunder law, and at worst, you will be ruined." ”

Wang Qinfei, who was following behind with his head bowed, said in a worried whisper: "Xianggong, please don't make extraneous branches, and complete the sacrifice devoutly, I believe in the old man, the interests of you and me are the same in this matter." ”

Gao Fangping thought for a while and said: "Since the mage presides over the sacrifice, speaks for heaven and earth, and helps us pray for stability under the rule, Wang Qinfei, you don't deserve to wear this high hat, it should be worn by Mr., the weak are used, you didn't listen to the mage, everything you have can only be used by him, take off the respected helmet and give it to the archmage." ”

Wang Qinfei thought about it and didn't dare to offend, so he looked very respectful, took off his hat, and didn't dare to be depressed.

The Taoist priest was secretly a little flattered, and on the surface, he put on a majestic hat "reluctantly", and then said that the process just now was not counted, because Gao Fangping was not pious enough, and he had to start again.

So Gao Fangping was very depressed and came to the sacrificial procedure again.

At some point, a glimmer of light streaked across the gray sky, and there was lightning.

Sweat.

Gao Fangping looked at the lightning rod on the Taoist priest's head with a not very optimistic look. I think he is really in danger of being struck by lightning.

The area of building a pig farm has been cleared, and in the entire radius of two or three miles, it seems that only the lightning rod on the head of the Taoist priest can pull the hatred of thunder and lightning the most.

"Stop." Gao Fangping half-squatted some.

The sacrifice was stopped again. The Taoist priest was very annoyed, feeling that he had been respected for so many years, and when he encountered this kind of naughty boy for the first time, he frowned and said, "What is the matter with the county master?" ”

"Let's sort out the question just now, I'm still curious about the dead child who appeared in Qingxi and no one reported it. Sir, you are also under my rule, and you can communicate with heaven and earth, can you help ask? Gao Fangping said.

Wang Qinfei was almost stunned by Gao Fangping, he didn't expect that he would even be offended by God, so he didn't know if he was called.

Seeing that there was lightning in the sky at this time, it seemed to mean that God was angry, Wang Qinfei was very worried, and stomped his feet and said: "Don't be in the crossroads, the affairs of Dongxixi Second Village are old and clear, and I will tell you later......"

"No, I'm curious right now." Gao Fangping was very stubborn.

Wang Qinfei had no choice but to say: "The sacrificial matters over there have always been presided over by Mr., and it is also a customary rule to sacrifice with children, which is voluntarily approved by their patriarch and parents, isn't it everyone's wish to pray for good weather?" You know, this is the meaning of the Divine. ”

Gao Fangping wanted to beat this old fool to death with one punch, but another lightning bolt came, and this time it was accompanied by a faint thunder sound, so Gao Fangping had to squat a little again and pull Wang Qinfei's beard instead.

Wang Qinfei was in pain, but he dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, he was afraid that his beard would not be pulled off, so he had to follow his strength and half-squatted and said: "Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated, let go of the old decay!" ”

Gao Fangping continued to say: "Damn, you old neurotic, how do you know that sacrificing children is the meaning of God, it tells you?" What if it's someone else's misinterpretation? ”

The Taoist priest shouted: "Don't insult the heavens and the gods, if you don't know how to repent, you will inevitably encounter five thunders......

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Suddenly, a rolling thunder fell, perhaps the lightning rod on the head of the old Taoist was really too hateful, so a brilliant spark appeared above the head of the Taoist priest.

Immediately followed by the black smoke from the seven orifices of the Taoist priest, his head started a fire, and then the whole person fell to the ground like charcoal.

“！” Wang Qinfei and many others looked at this scene in horror, not knowing how to explain it. The famous archmage of Yuncheng, who claims to be good at thunder law, I don't know how he offended God and was hacked in a blink of an eye?

When the two dogs stationed at the pig farm saw it, they worshipped Gao Fangping without culture. They felt that this was very evil, and Gao Fangping, who was notorious and rumored to have suffered thirty times of heavenly punishment, was next to him, but God chose the Yuncheng half-immortal with boundless mana to take it away, and there must be a reason for this.

The Tao is very Taoistic, the phenomenon will reveal the essence, and everyone agrees that maybe the mage is really much worse than Gao Fangping, so he successfully pulled away the hatred of Thor.

"Old Immortal Fang Ping, the mana is boundless!" Liang Hongyu's little Lori rode a big yellow dog, and when she found an opportunity, she shouted slogans.

This time he was not praised, Gao Fangping made Xiao Loli cry in the past two violent tremors, and threatened not to say this. However, it didn't work, and everyone listened.

The sacrifice of praying for money, good weather, and abundant meat has come to such an end, and now Wang Qinfei has the heart to die, and he feels that this time he is afraid that it will be over, and the pork industry will be lost, and it has angered God.

However, it was not Gao Fangping who was hacked to death, it seems that Xianggong really has some mana, so Wang Qinfei didn't dare to accuse Gao Fangping no matter how annoyed he was, he just took a whip and frantically chased after a few of his subordinates who arranged the sacrifice.

"Lord Shao'an, don't be impatient, I'm here to inspect the pigs, not to see you teach your subordinates, hurry up and open the pigsty to see how your results are." Gao Fangping Road.

Wang Qinfei had no choice but to admit it, and with the mood of trying it out, he ordered to drag the pig out of the house.

Yes, this old man has such superstition, he has invested heavily in pig breeding, but it is a bit of gambling, so it is limited to two months, after stipulating the process of breeding under his hands, it is like a pickled vegetable to close the pig farm, Wang Qinfei himself can't help but watch, just waiting for today's opening verification. I also invited a respected gentleman in Yuncheng to do it.

Ouch -

It was raining, the ground was too muddy, and one could not pull steadily, and was run away by a pig of one and a half sizes.

So even Gao Fangping went into battle, and a group of people went to catch the piglets.

In the end, it was the big yellow dog rider Liang Hongyu who came out of the horse and bit the pig's tail and dragged it back.

Wang Qinfei couldn't help but sigh, he didn't expect the pig to be so big.

"Scales!"

In the end, Wang Qinfei held the account book of feed consumption in his hand and gave an order.

The time to decide the outcome has come, and all the profit points are based on the simple question of how many catties of feed for a catty of meat, and success or failure is in one fell swoop.

"Back to the master, it weighs ninety-seven pounds." The subordinates reported after the scales.

Wang Qinfei shook his head again, looked down at the amount of feed on the ledger, and then this old man immediately fainted and fell to the ground.

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what was going on.

After a long time, Wang Qinfei relieved himself, and said in the first sentence: "My God, magically, three catties of feed cheaper than rice for one catty of pork, this time I made a fortune!" ”

His pig expert also drooled over it, raising pigs all his life, but he had never seen such a good pig breed, and he had never seen such a miraculous feed.

Liang Hongying was also very excited, such a price was transformed into pork, which was of great significance to the dynasty.

After recovering from the joy again, Wang Qinfei took a deep breath and shouted convincingly: "Pork old immortal, the mana is boundless!" ”

"Pork old immortal, mana is boundless!" His dogs also shouted slogans one after another.

"Damn, you're the pork fairy, and your whole family is a pig raiser." Gao Fangping said with a black line on his face, pulling Wang Qinfei's beard.

Everyone didn't know that he was so disgusted with this slogan for Mao, this is clearly very powerful, isn't the pork fairy more domineering than pork?

Obviously, if the pork is not good enough, then Gao Fangping will completely offend Lao Wang this time, but it is confirmed that the effect is much better than Wang Qinfei imagined, so the Taoist priest who was hacked to death by Lei Fa, Wang Qinfei didn't care at all.

"Lord Bookkeeper, this Taoist priest is the archmage in your mouth, a half-immortal with Lei Fa, and now ......" Gao Fangping pointed to the corpse of the Taoist priest with a strange expression.

Wang Qinfei couldn't help but blushed slightly, and said righteously: "Damn, this demon is a disaster for the country and the people, making wind and rain under the rule of Yuncheng, encouraging ignorant people to sacrifice with human lives, the lower officials have long looked at him unpleasantly, and now he was killed by thunder, obviously doing too many things that hurt the heavens and reason." Hmph, Xianggong's wisdom and martial arts are auspicious from the sky, the pork old fairy descends to earth, and the lower official invites the county to come here, just to use the power of Xianggong to expose the trick of this demon road! It's clean when you're dead! ”

"Dead clean!" Wang Qinfei's doglegs cooperated and shouted: "Pork old immortal, the mana is boundless!" ”

So he Gao Fangping off again, and sent soldiers from the Tiger Head Battalion to rush in and beat these dogs and legs into the mud.

Sweat.

The helpless thing is that they are still honored after being beaten this time, and they really think that Gao Fangping's "pork old immortal mana is boundless", because the half-immortal who is good at thunder law was hacked to death by thunder after Gao Fangping's next words were wrong, this is what really happened.

These superstitious guys thought that it was rumored that auspiciousness had fallen from the sky in the capital at that time, and that was indeed Gao Fangping's blessing from heaven. (To be continued.) )