Personal hygiene is a matter of opinion, some care about this, some don't.

Zhou Ding Zhou Li, Han Ding Han Li, for thousands of years, all kinds of saints have set various rituals, some say "become benevolent", some say "take righteousness", and some simply do nothing, what do you love, don't bother me to soar......

However, none of the saints ever said to pay attention to personal hygiene and not spitting...... This is really a big bug in the vast hundred schools of thought.

Li Su was so angry that he wanted to steal the knife and kill Cheng Chumo, on the charge of spitting or kicking this guy out, and the Li family did not welcome him.

If it weren't for the silence in the process, Li Su would have done it a long time ago.

"You...... And what to do? Li Su's tone was very helpless, his eyes didn't look at him, he only stared at the phlegm in the middle of the courtyard, and his expression was very entangled.

Cheng Chumo was unhappy: "Why do you speak?" No wonder my father often scolds you for being rude, and you don't even know how to be hospitable...... Hey, look at me, look at me! What does it mean to keep your eyes on the ground? ”

Li Su ignored him, still staring at the ground.

Cheng Chumo followed his gaze, and then understood.

"You love cleanliness...... Isn't it just spitting, a big fart? Cheng Chu muttered dissatisfiedly, grabbed a shovel and scooped up the phlegm he had just spit on.

"Where?"

Li Su pointed to the wall next to him, outside which was the courtyard of the historian's house next door.

Cheng Chu waved his shovel silently and shouted in a low voice: "Leave you!" ”

The phlegm suddenly flew into the courtyard of the Shi family and disappeared without a trace. With the disappearance of the phlegm, Li Su's tangled expression magically regained his calm, and his eyes faintly showed joy and comfort, which was very healing.

"Okay, let's get down to business......" Li Su was in a good mood at the moment. finally looked at Cheng Chumo with a straight eye, and said calmly: "You were beaten by your father again?" Come to my house and ask for a hug? ”

"I really can't speak, I talk like I'm often beaten......" Cheng Chu grinned silently, his expression a little embarrassed.

"What's embarrassing? Who doesn't have a father who likes to beat people? Li Su relieved him, of course, he was telling the truth. At least Li Daozheng is not a reasonable person, he said to Li Su that he would beat him, until now that his son has become the marquis, Li Daozheng has a little scruple and no longer beats him.

Cheng Chumo's fate is worse than Li Su's, although he was given the false title of "Captain of the Light Army", but in front of his father, this title is simply a joke, so he is never ambiguous when he should be beaten. Recruit to the meat.

Of course, the purpose of Cheng Chumo's visit to Li's house today was not to hang out, in fact, he was here to collect debts.

A few days ago, he was bullied by the monks of Huichang Temple, and then he and a group of gentlemen bullied back, which was considered to offset the grievances, but he returned home and was beaten severely, and this account was naturally counted on the monk's head, so there were new grievances, which can be described as "when is the time for retribution". Such a tangled fate, if the monk of Huichang Temple is a sister paper. At this time, Cheng should marry them home and achieve positive results.

If you want to take revenge and go back, you can't be beaten when you go home, otherwise you won't be done with the monk in this life, Cheng Chumo is a rough person, and he can't think of a way to pit people, so he simply slapped his ass and threw the problem to Li Su.

So today, Cheng Chumo appeared at Li's house. Because the yellow calendar says that it is advisable to collect debts today......

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"You must have been a monk in your last life, the very pious kind." Li Su glanced at Cheng Chumo angrily.

"Why?" Cheng Chu was stunned.

"Because in your previous life, you didn't know how many kowtows, how many incense you burned, and how many sutras you recited in front of the Buddha, so that you could ask the Bodhisattva to let you know me in this life, a friend of righteousness. Arrange for you to meet and get acquainted with me in this life, and I will help you pit the monk, this is fate......"

Cheng Chumo's eyes were straight, and Li Su's divine logic made his mind a little confused.

Li Su's brain is also a little messy now.

In this era when everyone believes in Buddhism and Taoism, he actually helped the monk Cheng to abuse and help the monk Cheng Chumokeng, if it is discovered, the consequences are not ordinarily serious, probably like the guy surnamed brother who put forward the heliocentric theory, was tied to a pillar and burned alive as a heretic.

Cheng Chumo's expression was very expectant, looking at Li Su with a blank look, and he looked confident, as if he was very confident in Li Sukeng's strength.

This confident attitude made Li Suya's teeth itch, and suddenly realized that it was not unreasonable for Cheng Biting Jin to beat him up if he had nothing to do, and sometimes he couldn't help but have the urge to slap him just by looking at his face, for no reason.

"It's a bit dangerous...... Do you want to give up with a light punishment, or do you want to teach them a hard lesson? ”

Cheng Chumo was suddenly surprised: "Good brother, I knew that you were an expert in pit people, and there were two ways in the blink of an eye. ”

Li Su's cheeks twitched, and he resisted the urge to kick this guy out, trying to make himself calm and not so irritable.

"What do you say about a little punishment? What about the hard lesson? ”

Li Su thought for a while and said, "A little punishment, let the monks be a little frightened, such as making a few small bursts and throwing them into the temple, the lesson will be more serious, and the monks will probably suffer a little bit of flesh and skin......

"Lesson! Lesson hard! Cheng Chumo clenched his fists, made a choice without thinking, gritted his teeth, and his hideous expression made Li Sushi have to wonder if Cheng Chumo had really suffered the humiliation of being consecrated by the monk......

"Okay, I'll do this, but I also need your cooperation."

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The nature of trapping a monk is similar to dancing on the tip of a knife, and if you accidentally plant it, you can't explain the past with a "I'm sorry".

Until he and Cheng Chumo set off on the way to Huichang Temple, Li Su was still deeply reflecting on whether he was tricked by Cheng Chumo, so otherwise he would not have committed such an irrational death.

Cheng Chumo's interest was very high, there was a kind of happiness that the revenge was about to be avenged, and he was so excited along the way.

Not only Cheng Chumo, but also the dry expressions behind him were very excited, obviously after the last time the temple gate was burned, these people were all smacked by the father when they went home, otherwise they would not have shown such a perverted smile.

In the crowd, the most excited is the second child of the Fang family, who is only laughing when he is excited, and the face of the second child is directly distorted, like a perverted murderer who is excited to urinate before he makes a move.

Li Su was riding on a horse, surrounded by everyone, Li Su always felt unsteady, and from time to time he turned back and deliberately glanced at Fang Yiai's expression.

It's strange, I'm afraid this guy has never been so excited about getting married to Princess Gaoyang, right? No matter how you think about it, I think there's something weird in it.

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Huichang Temple is located in the southwest corner of Chang'an City about 20 miles, since it is called "Temple", it is naturally a monk temple.

Speaking of Huichang Temple still has a history, the name of Huichang Temple is related to a historical celebrity, is a famous woman in history, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Empress Wei Zifu, the sister of the famous general Wei Qing, when Empress Wei supported the prince Liu Zhi, later Liu according to the witch curse, Empress Wei mobilized the carriage and horse guards to kill Jiang Chong, was deposed by Emperor Wu, Empress Wei committed suicide, buried in Tongbai Pavilion outside Chang'an City, after Emperor Xuan of Han ascended the throne, Empress Wei was buried in the southwest of Chang'an City, and built a garden, called "Sihou Garden", that is, the later Huichang Temple. (Author's note: Regarding the statement of Huichang Temple, it is difficult to conclude in the history books, and the other is the northwest corner of Jinchengfang in Chang'an, which is the residence of He Ruoyi, the king of Hailing of Sui, and one of them is taken here.) ）

Li Su and the people rode horses for an hour, came to the foot of the mountain of Huichang Temple outside the city, saw that the temple was built on the mountainside, from the waist up, the white mist lingered, the fairy air was ethereal, the scenery was beautiful, everyone got off the horse and enjoyed it for a while, and then they gathered together and began to prepare to poison this beautiful scenery.

Facing the expectant gaze of everyone, Li Su was quite uncomfortable, and always felt that he had become a villain at the moment, and he was the leader of the villains, the nature of the big demon king who sent the little demon to patrol the mountains.

Coughing dryly, Li Su said with a serious expression: "First of all, let's say okay, if the matter is revealed, I won't admit it, you guys will push the blame out first, if you don't agree, it's okay, I'll turn around and leave now." ”

"Promise!" Everyone spoke in unison.

Li Su's face became more and more bitter, I really hope that they will not agree in unison, so that he can cover his ears and run all the way away, if he is hypocritical, he can also run while "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen", just run out of everyone's sight......

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PS: There is one more ...... (To be continued.) )