Chapter 266: Two Questions and Plays in Hedong (2)
Li Keyong's demeanor naturally fell into Zhu Li's eyes.
To put it mildly, the other party cocked his ass, Zhu Li knew what the other party wanted to fart, this guy obviously wanted to get back face, but he was just put on a show, and he couldn't pull his face down for a while, so he behaved like this.
However, Zhu Li did not break it, and continued: "The chief manager may wish to try it, without the support of other objects, if the chief manager can erect this egg on the flat ground, this game will be considered a loss." ”
"If the manager can really do it, before the next immediate retraction, and sincerely apologize to the manager." Zhu Li's words were convincing, and he swore to look at Li Keyongdao.
As we all know, an egg is an oval sphere, and if there is no other object to support it, is it really that easy to erect it on a flat surface?
Li Keyong, who had been on it once, learned to be obedient this time, since Zhu Li gave the question, he hurriedly signaled to the civil and military forces around him, the meaning was obvious, that is, let them brainstorm and solve Zhu Li's puzzle together, so as to help him get back face.
But this look made him very disappointed, no matter who his eyes touched, that person either had a bitter face, or a frowning and thoughtful face, obviously hearing Zhu Li's question, at least so far, the civil and military forces of Jinju almost had no idea.
Li Ke flickered with one eye, holding the egg in his hand, looking left and right, looking up and down, as if he wanted to find some secret, but he glanced at the civil and military eyes around him from time to time, betraying his motives.
His actions were just to take the opportunity to delay time, that is, to give his subordinates a little more time so that they could continue to think of a way.
Unfortunately, the reality is cruel.
Is it so easy for an egg, a slippery thing that doesn't leave a hand, to make it erect without relying on external objects?
After grinding for nearly a quarter of an hour, whether it was Li Keyong or the civil and military forces in Jinzhou, they all hung their heads and said nothing, that image, if it was really possible, they would never mind, burying their heads in the crotch of their pants, and they had no face to see people.
A large group of people, none of them have a way to solve this puzzle, can they not be ashamed?
Not only them, but even the scholars, heroes, and even the peddlers and pawns who were bewitched by Li Ke were all frowning and pondering, and they were at a loss.
Seeing everyone's expressions, Li Ke's patience was exhausted, only to hear him suddenly roar: "This is simply impossible, without the help of other things, it is impossible for the egg to stand up no matter what." ”
"Hmm" Zhu Li heard this, and sighed lightly, "Is the manager sure?" ”
Li Ke used to hear this, and his heart sank, but when he looked around again, he found that everyone was still at a loss, and his doubts were instantly alleviated a lot, and he immediately put on a look, and the gambler took out the last chip with a look, and resolutely said: "I'm naturally sure." ”
Zhu Li glanced at him faintly, walked straight to him, and took the egg from his hand.
There happened to be a stone table nearby, the table top was smooth as a mirror, very flat, and Zhu Li walked straight to the stone table.
Walking to the stone table, I saw him stretch out his five fingers, carry the egg upside down, and gently knock it on the table of the stone table, only to hear a "click", one end of the egg was broken, but the egg was broken at the same time, and it also stood upright on the stone table.
This scene of God blinded countless pairs of eyes almost instantly, damn, even with such a play, if you say that eggs can be broken, who would blindly that idle mind and think about it for so long.
Rick stared at the same round one-eyed, mouth open almost enough to fit into a fist
After a long time, he shouted like a shrew: "Can you spoil the eggs? ”
Zhu Li glanced at him innocently and said in surprise: "Did I say no?" ”
"You're fooling!" Li Ke was almost crazy, with that look, he almost rushed towards Zhu Li desperately, and beat this shameless guy fiercely, since it was allowed to break the egg, why didn't he say it earlier.
If he had known that it was so easy, why would he be like a monkey, trying to delay time and let this guy see the joke in vain.
You know, let alone recruiting generals now, he was molested twice, once this matter spreads, his name will be completely ruined.
A question that tested the child was not answered, and then it was a simple question of standing eggs, and he didn't even think to break the eggs; Although other people at the scene didn't expect this, this unwise hat, with his ass, would definitely be buckled on his head.
As soon as he thought of this, Li Keyong almost went crazy, and his face turned purple with rage, his eyes were exposed, his beard was open, and his whole body trembled.
Facing the angry Li Keyong, Zhu Li was stunned, and said in a deep voice: "Establishing an egg is like establishing a world, establishing a world is like establishing a country, and the affairs of a country, no matter how it is solved, will be considered comprehensively." ”
"Many questions are obviously very simple, but you want to drill the horns, which leads to the fact that later, everyone is led into a misunderstanding by you, is such a local leader really competent?" This sentence obviously means something, and it can be said that it is to ask Li Ke again.
"As the manager just said, the chicken is a chicken in Guanzhong, and the chicken is in Qingzhou, no matter what it is called, it is still a chicken in essence; Whole eggs, and broken eggs, are essentially eggs, the difference is that the finished egg cannot stand, while the broken egg can stand. ”
Speaking of this, Zhu Li puffed up his chest and faced Li Keyong and Jinzhou Wenwu, as well as the group of scholars and heroes who were fooled by Li Keyong before, and said loudly: "The way to govern the country is nothing more than human feelings, as well as the angle of looking at and thinking about problems, all political and military strategies come from this." ”
"A lot of things are not impossible to do, but some people can't think of it."
Speaking of this, Zhu Li glanced at Li Keyong and Jinzhou Wenwu.
Ignoring them with angry eyebrows and looking like they were about to tear themselves apart, he said disdainfully: "The general manager's eagerness is not as good as even the children in his hometown; Governing the army and macro considerations, it is better to be a rough man in the mountains and fields with no name, and the governor wants to clean up the world and level the four seas, is it really possible? ”
"I just want to ask the manager not to speak falsely, so as not to laugh and be generous, is it wrong?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Li returned to the side of the red rabbit horse, jumped into the horse, and jumped on the horse's back.
Gently knocking the horse's belly, as if no one was around, he went straight in the direction of the south city gate, and walked away with his horse, as if nothing had happened just now.
"Boss, let me be the dog thief." Seeing Li Keyong, who had a blue face and a hideous expression, but couldn't bear it, Li Cunzhang immediately walked in front of the other party and asked for his life with a grim face.
Li Ke heard this, the expression on his face became even more uncertain, and after a long time, he suddenly sighed, and said self-deprecatingly to Li Cunzhang and the generals around him: "Forget it, the other party is just an idler in the mountains; After this incident, if he is allowed to die in Jinju, the people of the world will only say that Li is not only unwise, but also has no stomach. ”
was tricked by Zhu Li, it is impossible for Li Keyong not to be angry, with his temper, if he changes people, he will tear the other party with his own hands without these generals under his command.
But he can't afford to provoke Yan Shan, so he can only break his teeth
Swallowing it in his stomach, the more he understands those people who are high and high in the world, the more he understands, the more he does not dare to act rashly, these people have nothing to worry about, if it is deliberately aimed at him, he Li Ke will not be enough to die with nine lives.
However, although he was depressed, he hadn't forgotten what he was doing, he came out this time, but he came to Zhe Si Lun, so he naturally had to turn back to find Zhi Si Lun.
However, when he turned his head, the flow of people in his eyes was still the shadow of the broken heir, and even the soldiers who were gasping for breath when they walked were not left when he was indignant and hesitant just now.
Looking at it, the shadows can only be seen, and only three or two kittens and dogs can be seen, and they are all scholars, and they are sneaking out of the north gate like thieves, obviously going north to Fenzhou.
As for his most optimistic Zhi Silun, he couldn't even see a single hair, and this sudden loss made Li Keyong suddenly have an urge to look up to the sky and spurt blood.
Outside the southern city of Quyang, Zhu Li and Dong Ningyang, one riding a horse and the other driving, were chatting with and without a ride, and suddenly several figures came out of the side of the road and stopped in the middle of the road.
Several people were sweating on their foreheads, apparently after a rush to get here.
is the first person, and it is the one who makes Li Ke use his blue eyes.
Behind Zhi Silun, there were three fierce men, all of whom were mighty and extraordinary, and these people were obviously from Quyang City.
When the four of them saw Zhu Li, Zhe Si Lun took the lead in arching his hand to Zhu Li and said, "Zhe Si Lun is under Zhi Li." ”
"Next week."
"In Shimoshuga."
"Under the king."
"I've seen a strong man!"
The three people who suddenly appeared made Zhu Li stunned, but then there was a burst of surprise.
Since Zhe Silun appeared in the south of the city, he was obviously not fooled by Li Keyong, which is naturally something to be happy about.
What's more, through the other party's self-report, except for that Zhou Ziran, everyone else is a famous general in history, and they are loyal martyrs.
Needless to say, it has already been introduced above.
This Shu He is also not simple, he looks like he is about sixty years old, he is an old and strong general, the former martial champion, when the Turks were raging, because of his participation in the pacification of the Turks, and quickly accumulated military achievements, and rose in the end of the micro.
He once served as a general of Tabai and an envoy of Shannan Dongdao; Because he couldn't get used to all kinds of perverse actions of the imperial court, he retired to the new camp.
I don't want to think that now, this veteran actually appeared in Hedong, it seems that he wants to go to Heshuo, is this old general also optimistic about himself, Zhu Li can't help but feel a kind of excitement in his heart, being affirmed by others, it is indeed a happy thing, of course, he just thinks about it.
As for Wang Yan, he is also a veteran, he and Shu He are the same age, they are old comrades-in-arms, both of them are old and strong, and they are good generals who are dedicated to the people.
As for Zhou Ziran, Zhu Li didn't know, and when he was puzzled, he couldn't help but look at that person, only to see that this person, eighteen or nine years old, was four feet eight inches long, about one meter and five in later generations, and suddenly looked like a transversely trembling wheel, but he had a baby face that everyone loved, which was very pleasing.
No matter what these people's intentions were, Zhu Li naturally would not slack off, immediately jumped off the horse, and arched his hand: "You are polite, it is an honor to see you again today." ”
"Hey, boy, since you are so honored, can you give me your horse Zhou Tiantian." Zhu Li just said politely, and ran into a snake with the goods on the pole, only to see Zhou Ziran, who looked like a wheel, since he reported his name and surname, he stared at a pair of eyes, slightly bigger than mouse feces, and looked at the red rabbit horse with fascination, that look was like a pervert meeting a peerless fairy.