Chapter 642: It's Not a Joke
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Chapter 642: It's really not a joke
The Su people used to live with the Shang people for hundreds of years, and their status was slightly higher than that of ordinary Han people, but because they were born in the wilderness, they had no etiquette, so they learned a lot of Han things, but in order to flaunt their national culture, they changed the Han etiquette to nondescript.
For example, drinking tea
In fact, the earliest Su people did not have the habit of drinking tea, and after living with the Han people, they thought that drinking tea was a very elegant thing, especially the process of boiling tea, which was beautiful and pleasing to the eye. But they didn't want people to say that they would only copy, so they created some actions themselves according to the way the Han people made tea.
So when Fang Xie looked at the girl in front of him who was wearing a short animal skin skirt with white flowers exposed, and two slender white legs were boiling tea with a very strange movement, he always felt that he was watching a striptease performance, and the next second, the girl who kept twisting her waist like a water snake would take off the short animal skin skirt that couldn't cover her body. I have to say that this girl's figure is unforgettable. Sitting cross-legged, it looks even more thin waist and fat hips.
Han women make tea, which is a kind of grace and grace that makes people feel refreshed.
This maiden makes tea, which is a kind of charm full of primitive desire. If the concentration is not very good, maybe just watching her twist her body like this will make her react stronger and bigger.
"General Fang, do you think it's beautiful for my tribe girl to make tea?"
Tu Hun Duo didn't see Fang Jie's eyes floating on the girl, and he couldn't help but smile: "Maybe it's a little different from you Han people making tea, right?" ”
Fang Xie sat on a wide chair, leaning forward, one hand supporting his chin and looking a little lazy. Tuhun Duo didn't see Luo Yao, he would never forget Luo Yao's upright sitting posture. Luo Yao sat there as if a mountain was in front of him.
And Fang Xie looked casual, but Tu Hun Duobei didn't dare to think that this young man was weak. Ever since Fang Xie walked into the big tent, Tuhun Duobei always had the illusion that he was being targeted by the wild beasts, and there was a chill in his neck. For so many years, he has said the same thing in the Su tribe, only others are afraid of him, and he is not afraid of others, but now, this young Han man has brought him an unprecedented threat.
Although Luo Yao brought him a lot of pressure, he knew that Luo Yao would not kill himself easily. Because he is the Tusi with the highest status in the Su clan, Luo Yao will not attack him even if he suppresses the Su people. Besides, Luo Yao also needed him to help find those wizards who were against the sky.
But Fang Xie is different, although he behaves very casually and lazily, but Tu Hun Duo clearly feels that Fang Xie has a smell of blood on his body.
"To each his own"
Fang Xie replied with a smile, his eyes still floating on the girl's graceful waist.
"If General Fang likes it, this girl will be yours tonight."
Tuhun Duobei pointed to the girl who was making tea and said.
The girl who was making tea was slightly stunned when she heard this, and then blushed after subconsciously glancing at Fang Jie. The women of the Su people are more open, and they do not have as many taboos and rules about men and women as the Han people. When they meet a man they admire, they often take the initiative to pursue it, but they are not as particular about it as Han women.
Because during the Great Sui War to destroy the Shang, there were too many men of the Su tribe killed, so that the number of women of the Su people was far more than that of men. Later, one of the great sorcerers of the Su tribe suggested that on the ninth day of the third month every year, girls who had passed the age of thirteen could bathe in the river, and then the men would also enter the river and mate freely.
On this day every year, it is like the grandest festival of the Su people. After the age of thirteen, the woman would get up early, dress up early, put on her most beautiful clothes and go to the river, waiting for the men to arrive. Then they would go into the river to bathe, and if a man took a fancy to them, he would go down to the river to hug them.
It's only been a few decades, and it's become a tradition.
Although this girl seems to be seven points mature, she is actually only thirteen or fourteen years old, and the woman who is by the side of King Su will not go down to the river. Seeing that Fang Xie was handsome and had a lazy temperament, she also felt satisfied in her heart, thinking that she would be taken away by this man later, and her heart was like a deer.
"No"
Fang Xie smiled and shook his head: "I just think that she is squirming around like this when she makes tea, won't she be very tired?" ”
Tu Hun was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "General Fang is really bold, none of those people in my clan are as comfortable talking and laughing as General Fang in front of me." None of those guys in Yongzhou City dared to enter my camp with only two retinues. ”
"What about Luo Yao?"
Fang asked.
Tuhun Duobei's face changed slightly, and then said with a smile: "I am in front of Luo Yao, I dare not be as comfortable as you are in front of me." ”
When he said this, he was not pretentious.
Fang Xie nodded and said seriously: "I once pulled out a knife in front of Luo Yao and killed someone. ”
Tu Hun Duo didn't feel nervous: "Really? ”
Fang Xie laughed, but said no more.
Tuhun Duobei was silent for a while, and then said with a little embarrassment: "Let's talk about business...... Since General Fang wants to talk to me, he must have a lot to say. ”
"Not much, really"
Fang Xie smiled and said gently: "Just eight words"
Tuhun Duo don't ask: "Which eight words?" ”
"Retire the army, call yourself a slave, and atone for your sins with death."
Fang Xie replied.
Tu Hun Duo's eyes were suddenly cold, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times involuntarily. Fang Jie's answer was beyond his expectations, and he didn't even expect it at all. He thought that Fang Xie was here to seek peace, and he was willing to pay a certain price in exchange for peace in Yongzhou. The reason why Tuhun Duobei was willing to talk to Fang Xie was because he knew that Yongzhou was not easy to fight. Although he has a million troops under his command, he himself knows how much water this million army has.
In particular, the Su people are not good at attacking cities, and Yongzhou is too tall and strong.
"General Fang is joking?"
He asked coldly.
"Does the king think it's ridiculous?"
Fang Xie asked rhetorically.
"Ridiculous!"
Tuhun Duobei nodded very seriously: "It's like, when you Sui people hit Yongzhou City, the capital of the Shang Kingdom, in one breath, and were about to break through the city in one step, the emperor of the Shang State sent someone to negotiate with you Sui people." The Sui people thought that the envoy of the Shang State was here to ask for peace, but who would have thought that the envoy of the Shang State told the Sui people, you should retire and become slaves...... Isn't it ridiculous? ”
Fang Xie leaned forward slightly and said, "There is something you may not have figured out yet...... You are not a Sui person, I am. ”
Tu Hun Duo didn't sneer: "It turns out that General Fang just came to show me how brave you are." ”
"No"
Fang Xie waved his hand: "I'm not here to discuss anything with you, I'm just here to tell you what to do, you can not agree...... That's your right. ”
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The conversation had just begun to reach an impasse, and Fang Xie spoke in a very unreasonable way, but it was obviously a place to be in other places. For a while, the little toasts under Tu Hun Duo looked at each other, and no one knew what was the origin of this arrogant and arrogant guy.
"Who is this man?"
Someone lowered his voice and asked, "Why are you so arrogant?" Does he think that he can kill the million-strong army of my Su clan with just one mouth? Luo Yao wouldn't have such a big breath! This man really doesn't know how thick the sky is! ”
Another sneered: "The Han people are all arrogant people, with sharp mouths and sharp teeth, and in their own words they are self-righteous, but I want to hear what he has to say next." ”
"If it were me, where would he give him a chance to be verbose? They had already been tied up and thrown out to feed the beasts, and there was not a single bone residue left. Such a person is clearly a fool, not a fool but also a madman! ”
"It's a joke to spread it, and you dare to threaten the king when you enter this big tent alone!"
"Hey, I don't know if I'm really bold or stupid!"
A group of people were talking underground, and Tu Hun Duo didn't listen to the corners of his mouth and picked up: "General Fang, I know that you are a rare general in the Great Sui, and you have already led an army at a young age. Maybe it's because of the youth and pride, so it's a little fluttery...... I'm older than you, but I still want to advise you that the most important thing to be a man is to know the current affairs. There is one thing that you may not have understood, you yourself have the courage but your companions may not. For example, the people in Yongzhou City, I'm afraid that no one will cry for you if you die here with me, right? ”
Fang Xie smiled and shook his head: "You really don't know about the Sui people. ”
He pointed out, "You can send someone a few miles north of the camp to see if there is an army waiting there." Although Lord Luo, the governor of Pingshangdao, was a man of letters, he did not lack courage. We Han people may have some discord with each other, but when outsiders come, we will forget all hatred and unite with each other. ”
"Someone!"
Tuhun Duo didn't command: "Send someone to investigate!" General Fang, I should know Luo Qiu's personality better than you, if he is willing to lead troops out of the city to save you...... Unless the sun rises in the west! ”
"Let's get another one."
Fang Xie said lightly: "If Lord Luo Qiu really comes, why don't you eat a piece of?" I can give you the right to choose, I know you have a beast camp, there are all kinds of strange beasts, and there is no shortage of. ”
"Fang Jie!"
Tuhun stood up violently: "Are you forcing me to kill you now?" ”
Fang Xie sighed slightly: "You just said that people are the most expensive and self-aware. But the most unsuccessful part of you is not knowing it...... But I admire you for one thing, that though you come from a wild place, you know how to learn from your enemies. For example, you like to read the Han people's military books, like to learn the Han people's art of war, and even imitate the Han people in your every move, hoping that you can look noble and elegant......"
"You know a lot."
Tuhun Duobei sneered: "But this is no secret. ”
Fang Xie said gently: "A few days ago, I may have drunk a few more cups of tea at night, and I couldn't sleep for a while and wanted to go out for a walk, and I accidentally walked from the city to the outside of the city, and accidentally walked into your big camp, and I happened to hear you ask a Nanyan person how to explain the truth and fiction in the art of war, but the Nanyan person looked like an uneducated person, in order to prevent him from mistaking you, I left a note on your desk......"
Tu Hun Duo's face changed suddenly: "It was you that day!" ”
Fang explained: "I like studious people, and I myself ...... like this."
Tuhun Duo's heart was like turning over the river and the sea, he originally thought that the incident that night was that Mr. Zhao was bribed by the Han people to make a fool of himself, but Fang Xie told that incident today without being bad, how could he not be surprised?
"No wonder you dare to bring only two followers."
Tuhun Duobei was silent for a while and said, "It turns out that General Fang is still a great cultivator. ”
"It's not important."
Fang Xie waved his hand: "The topic is a bit far, I don't mind if you don't say thank you to me, but what we want to talk about today is the matter of the Su people retiring from the army and becoming slaves...... If you can't make up your mind, you can get your ally out from behind the screen, he's going to be tired after so long with his ears glued. ”
After saying this, the shock in Tuhun Duobei's heart has reached the point of no return!
"The genius of the Great Sui once in a hundred years really lives up to its name!"
Someone behind the screen clapped his hands and walked out: "I have heard of the name of the other general in Nanyan, and I only know that the rumors are true when I see them today." ”
This man was about thirty years old, white-faced and beardless, and he still looked a little bookish.
"Murong Yongduo?"
Fang asked.
The man nodded: "Exactly"
Fang Xie snorted, looked at him and asked seriously, "I asked someone to give you a word, have you ever received it?" ”
Murong Yongduo's eyes flickered for a moment, and then he laughed: "General Fang's straightforward temperament is admirable and brave...... You asked my defeated soldiers to bring me a message, and let me take 30,000 Nanyan elites to commit suicide and apologize...... Hehe...... Don't you think it's a little ridiculous? ”
"Ridiculous?"
Fang Xie couldn't help but laugh: "This is really not a joke. ”