Chapter 75: Choosing underwear
In order not to let Li Gongzi lose money, Zhou Zun bought a figure that imitated the sound of the bird before leaving.
Barbara Morse, a former gymnastics champion and an excellent biologist.
A large part of the reason why he was summoned to S.H.I.E.L.D. was because of his outstanding appearance!
He is the right-hand man of S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury, and his charisma is so powerful that he was once nicknamed the Huntress.
The Imitation Bird has the same status as Hawkeye and Black Widow in S.H.I.E.L.D., and she also doesn't have any superpowers, but her physical skills are more extraordinary.
In the comics, her hand-to-hand combat skills are comparable to those of Black Widow.
In later comics, the Soundbird was also injected with the Super Soldier Serum and the Infinity Formula, and was given superpowers comparable to that of Captain America Steve Rogers.
The Imitation Bird's signature weapon is a pair of sticks, which are extremely destructive in her hands.
And the reason why Zhou Zun chose this kind of hero figure that few people know about is that he feels that Su Huajiu has the same beauty as him, and the sunglasses that Su Huajiu is wearing at the moment are very similar to those worn by imitation birds.
At first glance, I thought it was the sound of the bird!
The imitation bird figure was naturally given to Su Huajiu, but Su Huajiu seemed to be more interested in the Iron Man keychain.
Even though he has walked out of the Marvel theme store for a while, he is still playing with great interest.
The two wandered around the street for about half an hour, and Su Huajiu actually pulled Zhou Zun to the previous underwear store.
"Come in!"
Su Huajiu tugged on Zhou Zun's arm and said in a commanding tone.
"What a joke!"
Zhou Zun didn't know why Su Huajiu insisted on coming here.
Maybe it's a lack of clothes to wear, or maybe it's just a simple way to make Zhou Zun embarrassed.
Anyway, Zhou Zun will definitely not go in, and the moment he steps in, the word embarrassment will be enveloped in him.
"I'm really short of clothes to wear, come in with me."
"You go inside and buy it, I'll wait outside, okay?"
"What do you think?"
Su Huajiu smiled and asked, "What if you escape?" Who's going to pay for me? ”
"I'm not going to run away!"
Zhou Zun really wanted to stretch out his hand and swear to the sky.
Although he stayed in the army for a long time and dedicated his best years to the country, he was not stupid in the army, he knew what the women's underwear store was, and he knew how much it would be like a boy to go in.
Suddenly thinking of something, Zhou Zun whispered to Su Huajiu: "There are a lot of people in it, if they find out your identity, won't we be finished?" ”
"Don't worry, I'm friends with the owner of this store, I have a members-only area, and I will never be discovered, hehe."
Su Huajiu's answer made Zhou Zun want to cry without tears.
As more and more passers-by were attracted to them, Zhou Zun was worried that Su Huajiu's identity would be recognized, and he couldn't care so much, so he walked inside.
As soon as he stepped in, Zhou Zun became the target of everyone in the store.
The shop is full of girls, so you can talk freely.
Zhou Zun's entry made them feel embarrassed, and the sound of discussion turned into the sound of mosquitoes.
Some of them were still pointing at Zhou Zun, and some were even pursing their lips and snickering.
It turns out that it's not just boys who are nervous about entering a lingerie store.
And Zhou Zun also wondered, what are these girls embarrassed about?
When they are on the beach, no matter how thin and transparent they are, they will be very natural, and they don't care at all what men look at them.
The more eyes the boys cast, the more they feel accomplished.
Why did this change places, and one by one became cautious?
Woman, what a strange animal!
Su Huajiu didn't embarrass Zhou Zun for too long, and the shopkeeper was really friends with Su Huajiu.
Even if Su Huajiu was wrapped like a zongzi, she recognized it at a glance and hurried over.
glanced at Zhou Zun, who was already sweating nervously behind Su Huajiu, first frowned in confusion, then couldn't help but smile slightly, and took Su Huajiu to the second floor.
There are no customers on the second floor, and the style, pattern, and material of the underwear inside are obviously much better than those downstairs.
Zhou Zun didn't know how he got up to the second floor, anyway, the moment he entered the underwear store, his eyes didn't dare to turn, he was looking at Su Huajiu from beginning to end, and he didn't dare to glance around, even if it was just a look.
Worrying about making eye contact with a girl makes the atmosphere even more awkward.
Anyway, after stepping on the second floor and sitting on the sofa, Zhou Zun found that his legs were already weak and his clothes were soaked.
This feeling is even more overwhelming than trying to kill someone for the first time.
After a brief chat with Su Huajiu, the shopkeeper went downstairs to prepare pastries and drinks for Su Huajiu.
There was no third person on the second floor, and Su Huajiu was not so restrained, taking off his sunglasses, mask and cap.
"So nervous, hahaha!"
Looking at Zhou Zunru's appearance, Su Huajiu couldn't help laughing.
"Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? ”
This is Zhou Zun's inner thoughts and questions now.
"Hahaha, take a deep breath!"
"Do you need me to take you to a men's lingerie store and teach you to take deep breaths?"
Zhou Zun's tone and eyes were full of resentment.
Now he especially regretted coming in, and secretly sighed that he was too impulsive just now, Shuangshui grabbed his thigh, forcibly stood up, and slowly walked to the window on the second floor.
Su Huajiu followed and asked strangely, "What are you doing?" ”
"Escape through multiple windows!"
"Don't!"
Su Huajiu grabbed Zhou Zun and said, "Help me choose a few clothes, let me see your eyes." ”
"I'm nervous enough, do you still want my heart to jump out of my throat?"
"Jump out, just let me see your heart!"
Su Huajiu squinted and smiled, very charming.
It's a pun, but it's a pity that the nervous Zhou Zun doesn't have the heart to understand at all.
Zhou Zun also felt that Su Huajiu was joking with himself, so he was in no mood to pay attention to it at all, and continued to seriously look at the situation downstairs.
The height of the second floor is nothing to Zhou Zun at all, and he can go down with a slight jump, and he will not hurt his body.
"If you dare to jump, I'll post the story you bullied me last night on the Internet!"
Seeing Zhou Zun's serious appearance, Su Huajiu pouted and said slightly threateningly.
"You ......"
Su Huajiu has tens of millions of fans, and if this matter is made public, Zhou Zun will definitely be doxxed.
looked at Su Huajiu angrily, gasped, and said, "This is what you asked me to choose." ”
"That's right!"
Su Huajiu nodded seriously.
"That's it!"
Zhou Zun stretched out his hand and pointed.
Su Huajiu turned his head to look and saw a *** in the corner of the wall.