Chapter 831 isn't funny at all

As Fang Xie expected, when he went, this way can be used as a leisure play to spend no bad things, although after entering the Yangtze River from Luoshui to the north, all the places along the way are war-torn places, but now the water is quite safe. In particular, Luo Tu's sailors had already surrendered to Fang Jie, and the little naval army of the imperial court still had to stay by the side of the tiger to support Jin Shixiong's men and horses, so there were not many ships coming and going on the Yangtze River, and they were not affected by the war.

A few days later, the two boats finally left Luoshui and began to sail eastward along the Yangtze River. There is a rare Qingping on this big river, and even Fang Xie wonders if there is no war in this world at all. Or maybe it's just a temporary lull, and the river won't be long before war comes in.

"What's that doing?"

Wanyan Yunshu rarely takes a boat, and even less after entering Huangyang Road with the Black Flag Army last time. Even the last time I went south, I crossed and came over quickly, but this time I had to walk on the waterway for at least a month and a half, so I couldn't help but feel that everything was new. She pointed to a boat parked in the distance and asked curiously, not understanding why the people were throwing things into the river.

"It's a new ship."

Mu Xiaoxiao explained to her: "People who live near the river will always have many customs. This is in the worship of the river god...... It is customary for a new ship to be launched with a sacrifice to the river god and a few things so that the river god can bless the ship from strong winds and waves. ”

"Will it work?"

She asked.

"Shh

Mu Xiaoxiao sighed: "Don't let the sailors hear such words, they are the most taboo." Don't mention it in front of the sailors in the future, they will find it unlucky. Whether it works or not, our ancestors have done it for generations, even if it is just a comfort, it cannot be denied. ”

"Uh-huh"

Wan Yan Yunshu nodded hurriedly: "I remember." ”

Mu Xiaoxiao smiled, lowered his voice and said: "Actually, this is just a kind of hope for people, just like in a year of great drought, people will sacrifice to the dragon god and ask for rain, will it really work?" I'm afraid it won't ...... However, the people who live near the river firmly believe that there are river gods in the river, so try not to question them. It is good that there is hope in people's hearts, but I think it is more real than begging for the war not to spread. ”

"I understand, it's like our Northern Liao people worship the mountain god every year, expecting the protection of the gods of 100,000 mountains, but in fact, if there is really a mountain god, he has never paid attention to our Northern Liao tribe. For so many years, I still lived in such a cold and hard place, and I never warmed up. And he also had to face the oppression of the Mengyuan people, and his life was extremely hard. Fortunately, he moved to the Central Plains, and his brother wrote that the people of the Northern Liao tribe were very happy. ”

Mu Xiaoxiao was silent for a moment, and then smiled: "So they should cherish this hard-won happiness." ”

Wan Yan Yunshu understood what Mu Xiaoxiao meant: "After I go back, I will persuade my father, this happiness is really hard-won, if the people of Mu Mansion really want him to send cold cavalry to help in the war, don't agree." I'm afraid that the clan will be involved in the war in the Central Plains, and once the Han cavalry suffers heavy losses, then what is left of the clan is a group of old and weak women and children, and they are not bullied? This is no different from the fact that the Mengyuan people will always find excuses to slaughter the men in our clan, except that one is to use our Northern Liao people as cattle and sheep, and the other is to use our Northern Liao people as knives and guns. ”

"That's why Fang Xie is worried."

Mu Xiaoxiao said a word, shook his head, and didn't dare to think about what kind of disaster it would be for the Northern Liao clan if the Northern Liao Han Cavalry was really involved in the war. The Northern Liao tribe is not prosperous in the first place, once the Han cavalry goes out, how will the rest of the people face the enemy? You must know that just those beauties of the Northern Liao tribe are enough to arouse the covetousness of some people. Besides, the Northern Liao people still have many war horses.

"I used to think about ...... a lot"

Wanyan Yunshu smiled, but there was no happiness in his smile: "My people finally left the bitter cold 100,000 mountains, and finally stopped being bullied by the Mengyuan people, and finally realized the dream that they had been looking forward to for many years...... After entering the Central Plains, you should become very happy. Every day, when you open your eyes, you can feel the warmth of the sun, and when you open the window every day, you can see the green ......"

"It's not just bare snow-capped mountains, it's not just frozen rivers...... The people sang songs, took hoes and sickles, and worked in the fields with some clumsiness but contentment, carefully removing the weeds lest they would damage the delicate seedlings, and although they had not yet adapted to this life, they must have been very happy. The food they planted in the first year may be very little and not enough, but they will not complain or be sad. From the moment they saw the grain, they would surely value it more than gold. ”

"When they come back from the fields, the men will open their clothes, complaining that the Central Plains is really hot, but they are very careful to feel the joy of sweating. They will imitate the Han people, make a pot of tea, sit on a recliner, shake a fan, and listen to the chirping of cicadas and birds that they have never heard before. They will get used to taking a nap in the warm sun, they will get used to fishing in rivers without ice, they will get used to rain and get used to the sweltering heat...... You will get used to the four seasons. ”

Wan Yan Yunshu hadn't seen these images, but she knew it must be like this. She knows her people, and she knows the bitter cold of the 100,000 mountains.

"So, I won't allow anyone to spoil this beauty!"

Wan Yan Yunshu clenched his fists, and there was a brilliance in his eyes that had never appeared before, so hot.

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Xiang Qingniu was accustomed to looking at the scenery from the bow of the boat, Fang Xie found that his gaze was always wandering on those fishing boats, and after observing his line of sight for a long time, Fang Xie finally discovered the mystery...... There are always some bold young women on the fishing boat, who can sweat like rain in the winter wearing very few clothes.

"Is it pretty?"

Fang Xie squatted beside Xiang Qingniu, squatting and still trembling, like an instigator: "There are more good-looking things in the Qinglou, do you want me to order a detour to Jiangdu?" It is said that that place is the most beautiful place in the world, and you can find a country and a city in a random painting boat...... Don't worry about the silver, I'm out! ”

"Get out of here!"

Xiang Qingniu said solemnly: "As a Dao Venerable, the leader of the Dao Sect, would I be so boring and shameless? Didn't you notice that I was taking a very serious look at the people's feelings? Experiencing the hardships of the people? You see, this is the beauty of working people. Only a filthy villain like you would think of such a filthy thing! ”

"Forget it."

Fang Xie said with some regret: "I originally planned to let the account office in the camp allocate a sum of silver for the special fund of Daozun Break, it seems that this silver is not necessary." I think it can be converted into a special fund for the elderly, and I will give it to you later. ”

"Phew!"

Xiang Qingniu glared at him: "But...... Is there really such a special amount of silver? ”

"Absolutely nothing"

Fang Xie said solemnly: "I'll just tease you, what should I be serious." ”

Xiang Qingniu sighed and said, "Teasing such an honest, kind, benevolent and respectable Dao Venerable, don't you think it's hurtful?" ”

"I just thought it was fun."

Fang Xie smiled: "But then again, you haven't told me why you're so afraid of getting along with women." Was there some tragic childhood? Or is there some lingering love story that is difficult to let go? Is there a woman in your life who has left you with indelible damage? Let's talk about it, it's so boring along the way, and it's making me happy to say something unhappy. ”

Xiang Qingniu looked at Fang Xie and said seriously: "Are you forcing me to duel with you?" ”

Fang Xie shook his head: "Don't be so serious, it's not fun to fight." ”

Xiang Qingniu said angrily: "If I could beat you, I would have beaten you into a pig's head." ”

Fang Xie expressed understanding: "Well, I know that you are definitely not lying about this...... You don't know, it's the funniest thing to see someone who wants to beat you up but can't. ”

Xiang Qingniu looked at Fang Jie, and then sighed: "I'll go find that Chen Xiaoru under you in a while......"

Fang Xie laughed, and was laughing, when his face suddenly changed.

In the distance, a black shadow swept from the river, stepping on the small boat on the river like a big eagle towards this side, his identity is not light, but it is definitely fast enough. Many small boats were spun sideways by his pedals, but no one was hurt. When Fang Xie saw the person clearly, the five-vein cyclone condensed in his cuffs quietly dispersed.

With a bang, the man landed on the bow of the boat, and the big boat trembled.

"If you trample on my ship, you will definitely pay for it."

Fang Xie looked at the man and said.

"Is it okay to make a white strip?"

The person who had just landed on the boat asked very seriously.

Fang Xie shook his head: "It's not okay to play white strips, but you can owe debts to ...... meat"

He pointed at Xiang Qingniu: "He's panicking." ”

Xiang Qingniu took a sip: "Phew, Daoye, I don't have this taste!" ”

The person laughed and sat down cross-legged on the bow of the boat: "Hurry up, come and get some good wine and food, I'm still in a hurry to go back and start a war with Jin Shixiong, if I didn't happen to look for a beauty on the fishing boat with clairvoyance by the river today, I wouldn't have seen the two of you on the bow of the boat." To be honest, I didn't dare to be sure at first, but after looking at it carefully for a while, I was convinced that it was really you. ”

The person who came sat down with a big grin, and threw the pu fan behind him aside, this iconic ugly and iconic pu fan, who else could it be if it wasn't a tiger?

"You're also a prince now, what are you running around about?"

He asked for a solution.

Fang Xie replied: "Take your daughter-in-law back to her parents' house...... Do you believe it? ”

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"What a coincidence."

Fighting Tiger took a sip of wine and stuffed a large piece of cooked beef into his mouth: "I am fighting every day, and Jin Shixiong doesn't know why he didn't attack today, I stood by the river and looked at the scenery when I had nothing to do, and I happened to see the two of you." ”

Fang Xie expressed his understanding: "This thing called Daozun was also looking at the scenery just like you." ”

Xiang Qingniu squirted out a sip of wine and glared at Fang Xie fiercely.

"Are you two showing off your love for each other?"

Puhu looked at Xiang Qingniu, looked at Fang Jie's resentful eyes, and laughed.

Xiang Qingniu squirted: "Uncle Tiger, if you don't know how to use words, can you ask me first?" If the word love is used on me and him, how many stunning women on the rivers and lakes will be heartbroken, do you know? Even if you don't think about me, you have to think about the heroines who love me on the rivers and lakes. Once the four words you said get out and make everyone mistakenly think that I don't love women and love men, do you know how many women will not survive? I'm a lover of the public, don't ruin my bright future! ”

Fighting Tiger looked at Fang Xie while eating meat: "You still have a name called Volkswagen?" ”

Fang Xie was stunned for a moment, and then moved back: "It's not funny at all!" ”

Xiang Qingniu smiled, and the tiger came over alone to express enough kindness, he was not hostile, he just appeared on Fang Jie's boat, as happy as an old friend. The three of them were drinking wine and eating meat while talking nonsense all day and night, saying some inconsequential words, but they laughed heartlessly one by one.

The tiger smiled happily, but there was always a sadness lingering in his eyes. He was particularly happy, perhaps just to hide his sadness. Or perhaps, he did have too few friends, so when he saw Fang Xie and Xiang Qingniu, he would feel so happy and cordial, and forgot the sadness for the time being.