Chapter 35: Fat Dun (Happy New Year)

In the end, Zhao Qingxin was stunned and slammed the door out, Zhang San didn't stop her, let her do it.

At night, after everyone had fallen asleep, Yan'er climbed out of the quilt, got dressed, opened the door and went out.

Zhang San was awakened by Yan'er's actions and quietly went out to follow Yan'er.

Walking all the way, until he entered the kitchen, Zhang San watched Yan'er tinkering with the ingredients there.

Zhang San went over and slapped Yan'er from behind, Yan'er was startled and screamed: "Ah! ”

Zhang San immediately covered her mouth, and Yan'er made a "woo" sound, because Zhang San was behind Yan'er, Yan'er couldn't see Zhang San.

Thinking that Zhang San was a ghost or something, Zhang San shouted: "Yan'er, it's me." ”

After a while, Yan'er reacted, turned to look, and saw Zhang Sanzheng smiling evilly.

"Childe, what are you doing in the middle of the night?" Yan'er looked at Zhang San angrily and punched Zhang San's body.

"Then why doesn't Yan'er sleep at night and runs to the kitchen?" Zhang San didn't care about Yan'er beating him, hugged Yan'er from behind, and said in Yan'er's ear.

Yan'er was a little embarrassed, lowered her head, and muttered in a low voice, "Yan'er is hungry." ”

Zhang San's face suddenly darkened, no wonder he thought that this girl couldn't be hungry after eating so much today, it turned out that she was starting to be hungry at night.

"Silly girl, are you still losing weight?" Zhang San asked.

Yan'er didn't know that losing weight would be so painful, she suddenly shook her head violently, and said while shaking her head: "Don't lose, don't lose." ”

Zhang San picked up Yan'er and was about to go out of the kitchen, Yan'er danced and wanted to come down, and said, "Childe, Yan'er is still hungry, can't you let Yan'er eat something first?" ”

Zhang San looked at the pitiful Yan'er who was looking at him, Zhang San was speechless for a while, what to say, let her eat, not to mention that eating at night is not good, it is good, and there is nothing to eat.

"Yan'er, bear with it tonight, and eat it tomorrow, there is really nothing to eat in this kitchen at night." Zhang San comforted.

"Oh." Yan'er was very unwilling to say goodbye to her cute little kitchen.

The next morning, Yan'er made up for all the supplies that she had missed yesterday.

Zhang San came to the restaurant alone and wanted to recruit and recruit.

Originally, he didn't want to come, but the system told him that he couldn't recruit without going to the restaurant, and Zhang San wanted to scold the system at that time.

"System, let's start recruiting." Zhang San sat in a room, and there was no one inside or outside the room, which also saved people from appearing suddenly and scaring people.

System: "The draw begins." ”

I saw a whirlpool in front of Zhang San spinning, and in the whirlpool, Zhang San could vaguely see the shadow of a person, but the appearance of this shadow was constantly changing.

System: "Congratulations on completing achievements, recruiting for the first time, achievement rewards, opening the shop function." ”

"Store features? What's the use? Zhang San asked.

System: "You can open it and see for yourself." ”

Zhang San opened the store in confusion, and at that moment, Zhang San's face darkened, there was almost nothing in the store, the only thing there was was a first-order warehouse expansion pack, the price was 100 gold.

That's it, there is also a note, the note says: Expand five squares, buy the first order before the second order appears.

"What is this, this store is of a magical use?" Zhang San almost yelled at the system.

But the system didn't eat this, and said indifferently: "You can only buy this now, so there is only this one, and when you can buy others, there will be others." ”

Zhang San lowered his head, he was powerless to complain about this cheat system.

System: "Alright, the lottery is over, congratulations on getting a strategist: Fat Dun." ”

"Fat Dun, what do you mean, you shouldn't say that his name is called Fat Dun, right?" Zhang San asked.

System: "Congratulations, you guessed it. ”

System: "Unfortunately, there are no rewards." ”

Zhang San saw a 190-pound bottomed, 1.65-meter-tall fat man standing in front of him.

If it's just that, it doesn't matter, but this product has a handful of snot and a handful of saliva.

"System, you explain to me today which demon this thing is, otherwise I will definitely dismantle you." Zhang San pointed at the fat dun and roared angrily.

System: "Don't underestimate him, he has 2,000 points of wisdom, and, can you dismantle me?" ”

Zhang San didn't listen to the first half of the sentence, but he heard the second half of the sentence clearly, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

After a while, Zhang San reacted, looked at the fat dun who was still dripping, and asked the system: "How much wisdom do you say he has?" ”

System: "Two thousand." ”

"You tell me that there are two thousand points of wisdom in this? You are a fool to me, two thousand points of wisdom will be a fool? Zhang San asked.

System: "It's really two thousand, it's just that his original IQ is minus 1,750." ”

Zhang San listened and counted with his fingers, then came to his senses and said, "Isn't two thousand minus one thousand seven hundred and fifty two hundred and five?" ”

System: "That's right, I have an IQ of 255, which is the highest IQ in history." ”

Zhang San just thought it made sense, but after thinking about it, he said, "You said that the person with the highest IQ in history will be ridiculous?" Still have a pair of eyes? ”

System: "It's really an IQ of two hundred and five, it's just that it's not working from time to time." There is also something that you draw out, you must accept it, you must raise it, otherwise the sky will thunder into the world. ”

"System, you come out for me today, I have to dismantle you today, I want to fight you alone." Zhang San roared angrily.

Then, the system stopped him, Zhang San was helpless, and looked up at the demon and monster he had summoned.

Fat Dun also came over, and slammed back the runny nose that was flowing, how disgusting it was, Zhang San vomited directly on the side.

"Are you my master?" Fat Dun looked at Zhang San, who was retching, and asked stupidly.

Zhang San felt that if he had an IQ of 255, he would die.

Then thinking of his sentence, and thinking of a sentence from a certain character in a certain game, Zhang San spit out again.

"Well, master, I'm hungry, do I have something to eat?" Fat Dun patted his big belly, which couldn't be bigger, and snorted again.

Zhang San looked at this goods, and only felt that he had raised a pig, and immediately asked people to serve the food, and asked this goods to eat, so as to save himself from a runny nose and disgusting himself.

Then, Zhang San thought wrongly, this product not only usually has a runny nose, snorts, but also eats while drooling during meals.

When the food enters the mouth, the saliva that flows out is sucked in.

Zhang San snatched the door out and vomited directly, this is the most disgusting person he has ever seen, there is no one.

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The second change on Chinese New Year's Eve, there is also a change, well, except for the New Year, the specific number of words is uncertain