Chapter 24: Happily pretending to be slapped in the face at the wedding

Xu Qianqian really never dreamed that the groom tonight was Shen Lang.

How could it be him? Even if the sun rises in the west, it can't be.

Who is Jin Mulan?!, the goddess of the heavens.

What kind of person is Shen Lang? An imbecile with intellectual problems, a waste who can't even wear clothes.

Moreover, the day before yesterday, she had just expelled Shen Lang from the house, and she was also accused of stealing and molesting the maid.

With such a high family in the Xuanwu Earl's Palace, how could he choose such a prodigal son as a son-in-law?

No, he couldn't accept such an outcome at all.

Shen Lang, since you have been kicked out of the house by our family, you should be humble to the dust, and it is best to become a puddle of rotten shit on the ground and let others trample on it.

And now you have married a woman who is more beautiful and noble than I am?

How is this possible?

God, isn't that kidding?

Zhang Jin next to him was completely jealous and vomiting blood.

Why?

Jin Mulan, a stunning girl, didn't even dare to expect him to marry Shen Lang, a waste?

"Hahahaha......"

Suddenly, Zhang Jin laughed loudly, and everyone couldn't help but look at him.

Zhang Jin said: "Miss Jin Mulan, your wedding is fake, it's a conspiracy at all." ”

Jin Mulan said coldly: "Why do you say this?"

Zhang Jin pointed at Shen Lang and said, "Do you know who this person is?" His name is Shen Lang, he hasn't even learned a thousand words after ten years of study, and he was kicked out of the Hanshui Town School. After joining the Xu family, he was expelled for stealing property and molesting maids. How can such a waste be seen by the Earl's Court? How can Miss Jin Mulan look at it? So this wedding is simply fake. ”

"Yes, yes!" the young talents around him couldn't help but shout.

They also think it's fake, how could Miss Jin Mulan marry such a garbage woman?

After Zhang Jin opened his head, he glanced at the crowd.

After all, he is the son of Taishou, and it would be too rough and low-level to tear Shen Lang in person.

In the crowd, a Xiucai walked out.

Lang Sheng said: "I can prove this best, because I once studied in the Hanshui Town Academy with him, and Shen Lang is a brain-dead. ”

Shen Lang recognized this person, his name was Yan Xiong, and he was indeed his classmate in the Hanshui Town Academy.

ran out and stabbed you at the critical moment, and sure enough, they were all acquaintances,

This Yan Xiong was born in a poor family, and he was not qualified to attend tonight's wedding. But after he was admitted to Xiucai, he worshiped a good teacher, who was the former Xuanwu City advocate Boyan who had retired at home, so he came with him.

Of course, he not only fell in love with Zhang Boyan, but also Zhang Jin, so he had barely climbed into the relationship with the Zhang family.

Before, in the Hanshui Town Academy, Yan Xiong was a scholar, and Shen Lang was a super scumbag, and he wouldn't even look at him with a straight eye.

However, he didn't expect that Shen Lang would enter the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion at this time, and actually marry Miss Jin Mulan, the princess of Xuanwu City, as his wife, how could he stand it?

So he forgot about Sven for a while, and with Zhang Jin's eye order, he came out directly.

Shen Lang stood up and said lightly: "Yan Xiong, you said that I am brain-dead, but there is evidence?"

"Haha. Xiucai Yan Xiong said: "You can't even recognize a thousand words after studying for ten years, isn't this evidence?

Xu Qianqian was about to speak out to stop it, but Shen Lang responded in advance: "Okay!"

"Take pen, ink, paper, and inkstone. Xiucai Yan Xiong said.

At first, he was still a little apprehensive, after all, this was the Earl's Palace, and it wasn't for him to be presumptuous like this, so his legs were trembling.

But at this time, seeing that everyone supported him, like the stars holding the moon, Yan Xiong had no anxiety at all, and only thought about being in the limelight, and it was best to break up the marriage between Shen Lang and Xu Qianqian directly.

Of course, the Earl's Court was reluctant to give pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, but when the gift was registered before, there were several pairs of pen and ink, and someone immediately went to pick it up.

Yan Xiong picked up the brush and wrote a few words on the big red paper.

Everyone stepped forward to take a look, but their backs were a little chilly, and they secretly took a breath of cool air in their hearts.

Because these words look familiar, but I don't know them.

It's really too remote, not to mention that the martial artists present don't know each other, and some don't even know the famous scholars, who knows these words for no reason, and they don't need it at all.

It can even be said that among the ten Xiucai, eight of them can't recognize the three words written by Yan Xiong.

It's just too hard.

"Just these three simple words, if you recognize it, you are not brain-dead, if you can't recognize it, then admit that you are. Yan Xiong said proudly.

Jin Mulan's beautiful eyes glanced at it, and she immediately frowned.

Of course he recognized these words, although she practiced martial arts, she also read a lot of books, but these words were so obscure that if she didn't happen to see them in a certain book, she wouldn't have recognized them at all, because these words were basically not used.

Shen Lang stepped forward to take a look, these three words were: curcuma, Xuan, δΈ¨.

It's really difficult, although he graduated from a medical university with a master's degree, he only recognizes the first of these three words, and he doesn't recognize the last two.

"Haha...... If you don't know it, it's amazing that you can recognize one of these three words. Xiucai Yan Xiong said: "To be honest, you don't know, admit that you are an imbecile, you don't even know these three simple words after ten years of study." ”

Many people present were embarrassed, they had also studied for more than ten years, and even passed the Xiucai exam, and some even passed the giant exam, but they didn't know the individual words in it.

Although Shen Lang didn't know him, there was also an alien laptop that crossed over with him, and there were all dictionaries in it, so he could easily find it.

And now that this alien laptop is more advanced in his mind, Shen Lang can get the answer almost immediately with just a sweep of his eyes, and there are many answers.

At this time, everyone looked at Shen Lang, waiting for him to make a fool of himself.

Shen Lang said: "This first word is the same as the goose, it is a kind of plant, which can be used in medicine, from the "Book of Poetry Xiaoya", the verse Yun Jingjing is in it." ”

As soon as these words came out, Yan Xiong was slightly stunned, although this word is the simplest, but Shen Lang should not recognize it.

However, he is very confident, and Shen Lang will not know the next two words.

However, Shen Lang didn't stop at all, and then spoke: "This second word is pronounced, one is interpreted as flawed jade, and the other is interpreted as the meaning of the royal family. ”

Before Yan Xiong was surprised, Shen Lang didn't stop at all, and said: "This third word is indeed very rare, and there are many kinds of pronunciation. The first type of pronunciation is the meaning of vertical. ”

The second idea is to roll, which means to connect up and down. ”

The third type of retreat is the meaning of retreat. ”

"The fourth reading is one, which is an ancient surname, derived from the ancient Jiang family. ”

The history of this world was destroyed, and many ancient Chinese books were excavated and regarded as the enlightenment of civilization.

Therefore, many allusions come from these excavated books, which are not the history of the world, but they are recorded and become history.

After finishing speaking, Shen Lang said to Xiucai Yan Xiong: "Am I right?"

Yan Xiong looked at Shen Lang in disbelief, he could only pronounce the last word in two ways, that is, the homonym of vertical and one. He didn't understand the other two.

Isn't this Shen Lang an imbecile? When he was studying before, he was extremely stupid, and he couldn't even read the most ordinary words, let alone such extremely obscure words.

Shen Lang said to Yan Xiong's teacher, the former Xuanwu City Lord: "Lord Zhang, you are very knowledgeable and all-rounder, do you say that I can pronounce these three words correctly?"

The old city lord with white hair glared at his disciple Yan Xiong fiercely, and said with a smile: "That's right!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.

Especially Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian, what kind of goods Shen Lang is, Xu Qianqian knows best.

She fully understands how rare these three words are, especially the last word, Xu Qianqian doesn't know, and Shen Lang, an imbecile who has not passed the enlightenment for ten years, actually understands?

This, how is this possible?

Shen Lang continued: "Yan Xiong, since you play literacy, how about I also write a few words for you to recognize?"

Xiucai Yan Xiong sneered: "It's just you? What words I don't recognize? ridiculous!"

Shen Lang picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, and wrote many words directly on it.

I am stingy.

ηͺ is a η©«ι₯’η±±η™΅ηˆ¨.

Stupid and stupid.

The coquettish coercion.

After writing, Shen Lang asked, "Yan Xiong, what do you know these words? If you want to know more than four words, I will obey you." ”

Xiucai Yan Xiong looked at these dozens of words, and his eyes suddenly became spent, this ...... What the hell is this?

However, there were a few of them that he obviously knew, and he couldn't help blurting out: "I'm stupid/!"

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Note: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you all happiness and good health.