Who would have thought that Zhou Zun would have bullet ants in his pocket?

After all, this is Bai Lao's birthday banquet, and the hygienic environment can definitely be guaranteed, and there will definitely be no animals entering.

And who would have thought that Zhou Zun could control these bullet ants?

In addition, almost everyone's attention was on Bai Ling, and no one would pay attention to Zhou Zun at all, and they would not find out about the existence of bullet ants.

Ten bullet ants crawled to the ground at great speed along Zhou Zun's trouser legs.

Each locked onto the nearest few people and crawled towards them without leaving a trace.

"Miss Bai Ling, since people want to eat pastries, let him go, I can accompany you in his place."

It was the little flat head just now who was the first to speak, but just as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a burst of itching in his neck.

I reached out and grabbed it gently, but I didn't catch anything.

But the itching sensation is indeed there, and you can only scratch it vigorously with your fingernails on the itchy area.

"What's on your neck?"

There are still careful people who noticed the small flat head.

However, the bullet ant was too small, and he didn't have time to see it clearly, so he could only take two steps forward and look at it carefully, and then said with a shocked face, "Ant! It's ants! How can you possibly have ants on you? ”

These young talents are not interested in animals, and they have not studied them, no matter what kind of ants they are, they are collectively called ants, and they really can't think of professional terms for a while.

As the man shouted, the eyes of the rest shifted from Bai Ling to Xiao Pingtou.

Xiao Pingtou is the strangest, when he came, he took a special bath and changed into new clothes, and it is impossible for ants to climb on his body.

Could it be that you touched something unhygienic along the way?

Nowadays, whenever there are insects around you, whether they are beneficial or pests, people's first reaction is that the area is unhygienic.

If it's clean enough, there will definitely be no bugs.

Ants are the most common and common in life, and it is not a big deal for this kind of thing to happen, just a slap to death.

But Xiao Pingtou scratched the back of his neck for a while, but he didn't find the ant.

It was at this time that ......

"Why do I have such an itch on my body?"

"I'm also a little itchy, you can help me see if I don't have ants on me!"

"I'm not free, and my body suddenly has a little itch."

"What the hell is going on, it's itching for some reason."

More and more young talents are shouting.

Or it's an itchy sensation in the back, or something crawling in the back of the neck, or something is unnatural in the thighs.

One by one, they kept twisting their bodies, and they stretched out their hands to grab them regardless of the image.

But like Xiao Pingtou, they grabbed for about five minutes, and they didn't catch anything.

On the contrary, the more I scratched my body, the redder it became, and it was faintly bloodshot.

Bullet ants are really too small and too small for humans.

With a slight shake of the body, it can burrow into the cracks of your clothes.

How easy is it to catch it?

Fortunately, Zhou Zun did not order the bullet ants to bite people, otherwise with the physique of this group of guys, they would at least have to be sent to the hospital now.

No more, no less, exactly ten people were recruited.

The recruiter can't catch the ants himself, so he can only get rid of his companions to help.

Some people are better, and they are also friendly and willing to help catch ants.

And some people stood still, not moving, just staring coldly.

This part of the people is afraid, afraid that ants will also climb on them, so as to show their unbearability in front of the public.

They even wondered if all ten of them had touched something dirty and provoked the ants to their bodies.

"Ahh I couldn't stand it, so I called the manager of this restaurant, it must be that this restaurant is unhygienic, so many ants suddenly appeared. ”

Finally, someone couldn't help but shout.

The rest of the recruits agreed without thinking about it, and shouted directly.

Bai Ling looked at everything in front of him strangely, turned his head and asked Zhou Zun in a low voice: "Is it your ghost?" ”

"I don't understand what you're talking about!"

Zhou Zun pretended not to know anything, and looked at this group of people with great interest as the people who eat melons should be.

Bai Ling saw that Zhou Zun didn't look like he wanted to lie, but he still refused to give up, because all this happened too suddenly and too weird.

continued: "The marks on their bodies are obviously left by bullet ants, and I just gave you a nest of bullet ants today. ”

Bai Ling is worthy of being the manager of the pet store, and he really likes animals, and at a glance he can tell what animal did it from the traces on the body of Xiao Pingtou and others.

Zhou Zun looked down at Bai Ling and asked, "Are you eighteen years old?" ”

"Of course! Don't you know that? ”

"So you are criminally responsible for talking nonsense!"

Zhou Zun was neither humble nor arrogant, and said with a righteous face, "When you speak, you have to talk about evidence, and we have a good relationship, but you slander me so much, be careful that I sue you." ”

"And what the hell is going on with them?"

"I know as much as you do, I'm just an innocent melon eater, please don't frame me."

Zhou Zun pretended to be pitiful, pouted and said, "You can understand that you are crazy for people!"

These guys are so annoying, God sent even more annoying animals to torture them! ”

"You really didn't do it?"

Bai Ling was still full of suspicion, and looked at Zhou Zun with questioning eyes.

After all, bullet ants are only available to Zhou Zun!

"Yes, I did it!"

"Huh?"

Zhou Zun's sudden admission startled Bai Ling.

As a result, Zhou Zun continued: "Just now I begged the passing immortals to help me in my heart, whether it is the Jade Emperor or the Queen Mother, or Maria Ozawa, as long as I can help me deal with this group of guys, I will ...... Eat instant noodles and never put in the seasoning packet again! ”

"You're so insincere, and...... Is Maria Ozawa a god? ”

"It doesn't matter if she's a fairy or not, as long as it works, I don't know which angel sister gave me this bad breath, it seems that I won't be able to put the seasoning bag in instant noodles in the future!"

Zhou Zun was really possessed by a drama spirit, and stretched out his right hand to cover his face, looking like he was about to cry, and said aggrievedly, "For you, I really paid too much, and you deliberately slandered me just now, you really have no conscience."

Besides, you don't want to think that even though I have bullet ants, I can't carry bullet ants with me, because if this thing bites me, maybe I'll have to be hospitalized.

And I didn't touch anyone the whole time, how did I get bullet ants to them? ”

Bai Ling thought about it, and what Zhou Zun said also made some sense.

Embarrassed, he said, "I'm sorry, I blame you, but it's really weird." ”

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