Chapter 203 [King Zhao of Xifu, We Don't Obey You]

"Look at it, look at it, that one is the king of Xifu Zhao......"

"Wow, is it Your Majesty who is walking in front, Your Majesty is really walking in a hurry, dodging away, don't block me from looking at King Zhao of Xifu!"

"Can you wipe your saliva with your little hooves, praise Your Majesty clearly, and keep your eyes on King Zhao, you are still a concubine, and the face of the Liu family has been lost by you."

"Phew, let's not talk about anyone, no one can escape the fate of marriage, since it is destined to be married, why don't you find the best one for yourself, you hurry up and get out of the way for me, don't block me from asking King Zhao for poetry and songs......"

"Hey, please teach poetry and songs, you grew up in Wagangzhai since you were a child, do you know how to read?"

The war between women is more cruel than that between men, once women fight each other, language always goes to great lengths to discredit the opponent, nothing can't be done, only unexpected.

The key is not the later generations, but the Tang Dynasty, which is very open, the women of the Tang Dynasty are plump and beautiful, and the women's personalities seem to be a little plump, they see that men are not delicate and shy, and delicate and shy is the custom of the later dynasties.

In the Tang Dynasty, especially in the early Tang Dynasty, girls were generally very strong, sometimes even more fierce than later girls.

Okay, since he was forced to participate in the flower appreciation conference, Li Yun didn't expect to be able to be alone, just a blind date, and not a marriage, a group of Tang Dynasty girls wanted to take him down, so we have to see if the girls have this ability.

Xiao Li Zhi has been taken away by the queen, and the queen has given a special task before leaving, Li Yun must talk to ten girls today, otherwise the second aunt will shave him to death with a big ear scraper.

As for which girl to choose, the queen has no special requirements, as long as ten people are satisfied, the queen will be considered Li Yun to complete the task.

Choose?

Ten?

Hum!

Li Yun smiled without pressure, and hummed secretly: "Only children do multiple-choice questions......

He wandered all the way in the imperial garden, and when he met the girl who came up, he didn't dodge at all, and suddenly a group of warblers and warblers surrounded him, and there was a leisurely fragrance on his face.

A chubby-faced girl looked at Li Yun with sparkling eyes, and sighed, as if she was about to fall, but seeing that Li Yun had no intention of helping her, she immediately stood firmly with the golden knife, and also squeezed away several girls with her physique.

"His Royal Highness King Zhao, people are a little dizzy, you are born with divine power, and you don't know how to help it, you don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade ......"

"Ugh!"

Li Yun rolled his eyes, and said with a wry smile: "I saw that you were going to fall down just now, I originally wanted to reach out and help me, maybe the reaction was a little slow, but you yourself instantly stood firm, good guy, the action is a big horse golden knife, it can be called a waist and a horse, if you are equipped with a peerless horse, this king estimates that you can take the head of the enemy general among the ten thousand troops." ”

"Hey, His Royal Highness is necrotic, and he will make fun of people's ......"

The fat girl tried her best to pretend to be delicate, and said with a low smile: "People do know a little bit of effort, but in front of His Highness, they must be delicate, and people have made such a sacrifice, so I ask Your Highness if you are moved?" ”

Li Yun's mouth trembled, and a layer of white sweat appeared on his body, and he shook his head again and again: "Don't dare to move, don't dare to move, sister, you practice kung fu in this body, and at first glance, you are the origin of a tiger girl." ”

The fat girl giggled and trembled, thinking that Li Yun was praising her, and said coquettishly: "My father is the prince of Langya County, I don't know if His Highness has heard of it?" ”

Li Yun was in awe, and arched his hand: "It turned out to be the sister of the Niu family, no wonder she is not weaker than others." ”

The fat girl pretended to be shy and said: "The slave family has been learning art from her father since she was a child, and she can barely make a 180-pound gold wire big ring knife......"

Boy!

A weapon of one hundred and eighty pounds is still a golden wire ring knife.

Is this still called reluctantly?

Where do you let the old faces of those green forest bandits in Hebei Province go?

Li Yun took a deep breath and said, "If the sister of the Niu family stands firm, please let go, this king wants to go over there to enjoy the peony flowers." ”

The fat girl was stunned, her round little face was obviously disappointed, and sadness seemed to flash in her eyes, and she pursed her lips and asked, "Is Your Highness tired of me?" ”

Li Yun chuckled in his heart, feeling that it was not appropriate to treat a girl like this, he quickly shook his head, and explained in a gentle tone: "This king didn't mean this, I don't want to get involved in today's flower viewing conference." ”

After thinking about it, he felt that it was still a little hurtful, and after a deep sigh, he added: "If the sister of the Niu family is willing, this king can accompany you to walk around the garden." ”

The fat girl nodded happily.

It's a pity that Li Yun's opening was very bad, and a group of warblers and Yanyan instantly surrounded him, all of them in a delicate tone, obviously wanting to swallow him alive.

For example, a girl who is not weak and fat, picked a peony flower out of nowhere, and looked at Li Yundao with fluttering eyes: "His Royal Highness King Zhao, do you think this peony is compatible with me?" His Royal Highness King Zhao helps, can you put it in the sideburns for others? ”

Li Yun looked at it, but he couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "This sister, what you take is called a full hall of descendants, and it is usually worn when a noble lady is eager for an heir. ”

"Really?"

The girl didn't twist it, but instead ate and laughed and raised the peony flower, seducing Li Yundao: "That's better, Your Highness helps people to insert them in their sideburns, and the slave family makes your children and grandchildren full of them, hehe......"

Li Yun suddenly shuddered, and his old face turned red.

These Tang Dynasty girls are really open and a little scary.

He was about to flee in the wilderness, but was shocked to find that the road had been blocked, and a group of warblers and swallows around him could be called a crowd.

"His Royal Highness King Zhao, you see whether this peony is beautiful or not, people don't know what it's called, please give your Royal Highness advice."

"His Royal Highness King Zhao, look at the clothes I am wearing today, I specially asked the orchid of the Western Regions to help choose it."

"His Royal Highness King Zhao, you are the number one military general in the world, why don't you let someone dance the sword to show you?"

The girls gathered around Li Yun, Yingying Yanyan became more and more bold, and suddenly a girl grabbed Li Yun's hand and wanted to press it on her bulging chest.

This is obviously trying to be hard, let Li Yun label her first, Li Yun was taken aback, and this time he really ran away.

From behind came the sound of the girls giggling and laughing.

Then twitter chased Li Yun away.

This scene is magnificent, and gradually attracted the attention of many people, at this time Li Shimin was enjoying the flowers in the garden, followed by a few ministers chatting, the eldest grandson Empress hugged Xiao Li Zhi, and several palace concubines also followed.

Li Yun's movement was too big, causing everyone to subconsciously raise their heads, Li Shimin frowned obviously, and said helplessly: "I'm afraid these generals won't be able to succeed." ”

Empress Eldest Sun has been paying attention to Li Yun's side, and when she heard this, she was very deflated and said, "Why don't you give a hint from the concubine and try it in the past of the Wenchen family?" These generals are all dancing with their teeth and claws, and the concubines also think that they can't work. ”

Li Shimin groaned for a while, nodded while people were not paying attention, although the action was slight, but it was full of hints, and said in a low voice: "Guanyin has her own idea, try what will happen to Wenchen's family." ”

said that it was to let the queen make an idea, but in fact, it was no different from a clapper, the eldest grandson queen nodded quietly, and then turned around and gave Concubine Yang a look.

There was a decision here, and there was a reaction there, and soon I saw a group of warblers and Yanyan appearing next to Li Yun again, this time they were really all delicate and weak little beauties.

It's a pity that the emperor and empress miscalculated one thing.

The military generals in the court and the civil servants don't deal with each other, and the daughters in the family don't seem to deal with it very much, and the group of civil servants and concubines just appeared, and they suddenly fought with the generals and girls just now.

Only Li Yun is bitter.

For example, Niu Jinda's daughter stretched out her hand and pulled Li Yun directly to her side, and then said coquettishly: "His Royal Highness King Zhao, you just said that you want to accompany others for a walk." ”

Then immediately a daughter of the Wenchen family squeezed over, and said softly: "The lotus step moves lightly, the bowl is sour, and I ask His Royal Highness King Zhao to have mercy, can you help the slave family to rest for a while......"

Yes!

That's it!

Another military general's daughter stood up, shouted directly with a bright voice, her voice rumbled like thunder, and she said with a lot of anger: "Straight lady thief, you little hooves want to be shameless, let go of His Highness quickly, otherwise you will be killed......"

Good guy, this girl must be the same as Cheng Chuxue, she definitely grew up in Wagangzhai when she was a child, and she learned to rob the road by mountain bandits since she was a child.

But the daughter of the Wenchen family is not good at stubble, and when she heard this, she immediately sneered at each other, and said with a smile: "Hey, who are you scaring about?" His Royal Highness is invincible in the world, what he needs is a confidant, this sister has a loud voice, and she is afraid that she will invite ghosts in the middle of the night, if His Royal Highness sleeps with you in his arms, a voice can be so frightened that it is inhumane, it doesn't matter if you are alive and widowed, we will not follow His Royal Highness King Zhao. ”

It is worthy of the mouth of the Wenchen family, and what he said is simply unpleasant.

The group of martial artists on the opposite side gritted their teeth angrily, and they really wanted to kill all these little hooves and throw them into the water.

In the middle of the two groups of girls, Li Yun felt that his scalp was numb, and it was not okay to appease this side, nor was it possible to appease that side, and in the end he really couldn't do it, so he could only shout to pee.

It's a pity that the girls still don't let him go, and Yingying Yanyan chases after the garden.

Li Yun felt that his head was as big as a fight, but some people felt that envy was abnormal, and envy was the easiest to make people jealous, and jealousy often made people angry.

If it is a young man who is angry, then he may start to provoke directly as soon as his brain is hot.

I don't care if you're the invincible king in the world.

"His Royal Highness King Zhao, why are you pretending to be embarrassed?"

In the imperial garden, suddenly a group of young men came up, this group of people were all angry, but pretended to be polite, they joined forces to stop Li Yun, pointed to the girls behind them and were indignant, and said: "Confidante, graceful beauty, you are impatient with the gentle enthusiasm of others, but deliberately pretended to be embarrassed to escape, such an act is unconvincing, the city is too deep, and it is disgraceful......

Li Yun was worried that no one would come to rescue him, and when he heard that he would blame this group of stunned young people who were looking for faults, he was happy in his heart, and deliberately teased: "This king just likes this, can't you see it?" ”

The tone is very underwhelming.

……

Where can the young men hold on, and shouted angrily: "We are not talented, and if we want to compete with King Zhao, whether it is civil or martial, we can draw the next road." ”

"Ho ho ho ho!"

Li Yun smiled.

It is civil or martial, draw the next line.

It's so much fun.

It's still Bivin!

Li Yun didn't dare to compare.

He was afraid that he would not be able to control it as soon as he made a move, and then he would stone all these young people with pink eye to death.

At this time, the group of young people also seemed to react, and they were provoking the invincible King Zhao of Xifu.

They glanced at each other, and changed their words: "The wind and the sun are beautiful, the peony flowers are blooming, today the royal flower viewing conference is held, why don't we come to a poetry competition, I often hear that the king of Xifu Zhao has both civil and military skills, I don't know if His Royal Highness has the courage to compare." ”

"Do you want Wendou?"

"Then why don't you let me make a bet!"

The Emperor's voice came slowly.

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…… 3 more and 4 more sent together, good night everyone.