Chapter 35: Not a Human Subject

Half an hour?

Are you in a hurry to be reincarnated?

Reincarnation is also a technical job, and after reincarnation, you can have no worries about food and clothing for a lifetime, at least you have to take an hour to choose carefully.

Comedian Shen Teng, who has become more and more popular in recent years, once said an extremely funny sentence: When I am about to burp, I grit my teeth and work hard, and I can last for half an hour.

Zhou Zun was complaining in his heart, and his eyes had roughly swept the test paper.

Ten questions in total!

This means that you only have three minutes to solve each question!

This is no longer a rush of resources to reincarnate, but being kicked to reincarnate.

Look upwards and move to the position of the first question.

Zhou Zun's mouth slowly opened, and his expression became a little sluggish.

He gasped and rubbed the corners of his eyes with his hand, suspecting that he had seen it wrong.

After making sure that he was not dazzled, he rubbed the test paper with his hand to see if the test paper was written incorrectly.

The test paper has not changed because of rubbing, and every word is lying there quietly.

Question 1: How many planets are there in the known universe?

Does this question have anything to do with the application for a shopping mall?

And this kind of problem who knows!

Zhou Zun was a little confused.

When he raised his head and wanted to scan the test papers of the people next to him, he didn't want to peek, but wanted to see if other people's test papers had the same questions as his own.

The man sitting on the left side did not deliberately block it, his brows furrowed, and he seemed to be in a dilemma.

Zhou Zun's eyes narrowed slightly, and he aimed at his topic: How many stars are there in the known universe?

I'm obedient, why can't this shopping mall get along with the heavenly stuff so much?

Could it be that the author of the question is engaged in astronomy?

"Ahem, don't peek in private, find a warning, find two directly out of the conference room, and also blacklist."

Zhou Zun was about to continue looking down, when Qiu Yihan's cold voice sounded in his ears.

looked up, and just found Qiu Yihan staring at him.

With a smile in his eyes, he seemed to like to watch Zhou Zun make a fool of himself.

It was at this moment that Zhou Zun felt that he was too kind before.

Before I came, I thought that Qiu Yihan was selfless, but now it seems that it is all nonsense, she clearly deliberately agreed to pass the interview, and then let herself be embarrassed in the written test to achieve the pleasure of revenge.

Time is too short, and Zhou Zun has no time to worry about him now.

Elementary school students understand the truth, the first question will not jump down, and the sure answer will be completed as soon as possible.

Question 2: Which planet in the known universe is the most suitable for human survival?

"Ahem!!"

Zhou Zun didn't know about this question, but he felt that he was no longer suitable to live on Earth.

I won't just go for the third question.

Question 3: If human beings can land on alien planets in the future, how to develop shopping malls as soon as possible?

Zhou Zun's face turned green.

The ambition is big enough, and he hasn't achieved anything on Earth, so he wants to go to the extraterrestrial development.

Question 4: If you meet an alien, what products would you recommend to him in the shopping mall?

Zhou Zun's face darkened.

I'm going to sell the author to aliens as slaves!

Question 5: If there really is Thanos on an alien planet, and he is about to snap his fingers, what can you do to keep all the employees of the mall alive?

Zhou Zun's face was green and black, and his lips were white.

Even the Avengers can't solve this problem, so what should I do?

Question 6: Again, if Thanos snaps his fingers and you have a way to keep some people alive, do you choose to let all the employees survive or the customers who come to the mall to shop?

Zhou Zun rolled his eyes.

I'm just a small person, and this kind of big question of right and wrong has to be left to Captain America to consider.

Question 7: If Su Huajiu came to the shopping mall to buy clothes, what clothes would you recommend to her?

Su Huajiu?

It's really a household name, and it's all on the test questions.

Zhou Zun's eyes rolled slightly, and he felt that he needed to tell Su Huajiu and ask her to collect some copyright fees.

finally had a question that wasn't about space, but unfortunately Zhou Zun still didn't know how to answer.

Question 8: If Su Huajiu is dissatisfied with your service and asks the manager to fire you, what will you do to discourage him and dispel this idea?

Please, is this a human problem?

Although it doesn't involve astronomy, how can this be answered?

In an instant, Zhou Zun felt that if he was not an alien, then the person who asked the question was an alien.

Question 9: Su Huajiu and your mother came to the mall at the same time, and accidentally fell into the pool, your mother and Su Huajiu can't swim, who do you save first?

Zhou Zun tried to suppress his inner emotions and not let himself explode.

But looking at these questions, Zhou Zun really wanted to shred the test papers.

Question 10: There is no alien planet, there is no Su Huajiu, but there is really Thanos, and he has come to this shopping mall, what clothes would you recommend him?

I......

It is especially recommended that he wear protective clothing, so as not to be hacked to death by Thor!

Crashed!!

Zhou Zun held his head weakly and buried his head on the table.

None of the ten questions can be answered by yourself!

I'm just here to interview security guards, why go through this?

What do these questions have to do with being a security guard?

There was only half an hour left before the time to hand in the papers, but Zhou Zun did not have the slightest desire to answer the questions.

If Qiu Yihan really wants to rectify herself, then even if she doesn't write a word, she will let herself pass the interview, and then in the process of coming here to work, she will come to take revenge for her trouble.

Even if you really know these questions, you will never answer them.

Knowing that Qiu Yihan wants to rectify himself for a long time, why do he still have to answer?

Jumping into the fire pit by himself, Zhou Zun doesn't do this kind of stupid thing!

The rest of the people's answers seemed to be not much different from Zhou Zun's, and their faces were very ugly, but in order to seize this rare opportunity, they were still racking their brains to think and answer.

Zhou Zun glanced at the bottom of the test paper and found that there was a line of small print.

Do not tear the roll, keep it tidy, whether it is invalid!

The simple twelve words made Zhou Zun even more depressed, and he wanted to tear the roll even more.

The person who wrote the question may also think that answering these questions will be crazy, so he wrote this sentence to remind him.

In order not to make his mood worse, Zhou Zun decided to close his eyes and recuperate, out of sight is pure.

At this moment, the sound of high heels stepping on the floor sounded in my ears, which was very crisp, but it was a little infiltrating to everyone's ears.

Everyone couldn't help but become nervous, they didn't know what Qiu Yihan wanted to do.

While answering cautiously, he peeked at it from time to time.

lest Qiu Yihan come to his side to check, he will be even more nervous and will not answer.

After seeing Qiu Yihan stop beside Zhou Zun, one by one he breathed a long sigh of relief.