Without waiting for Gou Han to finish speaking, the princess stretched out her little hand and gently patted the back of Gou Han's head and said, "Call you nonsense." Then he quickly followed, "Go on." ”

Gou Han stroked the back of his head and continued: "Since you like a person, why don't you take his two sons to chase it?" Princess, if you don't chase after you, you won't have a chance. ”

"You see that they are tightly guarded every day, how can they escape?" Princess Jingyin didn't hide it either.

Gou Han smiled and said casually: "I have a way to let Zhiyue and Li Wu, as well as the princess, go out of the palace safely together and go to find General Zhuang." ”

Princess Jingyin's eyes lit up and said, "Really? You have to talk and count. ”

Gou Han said hesitantly: "However, take you there, I'm afraid that Sister Ah Cai will beat me." ”

Princess Jingyin didn't care and said, "What's wrong with Ah Cai?" Ah Cai is such a good person, how can he beat you? ”

After Ah Cai said Zhuang Ji's two sons, she deeply regretted it. I wanted to apologize to Ding Huaiyue, but when she saw him, her anger came up again, and she immediately went to comfort Zhong Yitong and said, "Don't listen to him, quickly dispose of the old fisherman's body, let's drive the boat and go." ”

Zhong Yitong snorted at Ding Huaiyue, and began to clean up the old fisherman with a few soldiers. And said to Ah Cai: "Hurry up and drive the boat, General Zhuang and they must have exchanged fire with the enemy." ”

Zhuang Ji took the camouflaged broken ship to the Qin army's outpost and hurried forward. When approaching Wushan City, the two sides of the strait were silent, and no suspicious clues were found.

This attracted Zhuang Ji's attention even more, and he cautiously said to Liu Huaibei: "It's strange that there is nothing on the shore and on the river, not even a fishing boat." That's a bit out of the ordinary. ”

"Why don't I take a few people into the city and have a look?" Liu Huaibei pleaded.

"You don't need to go into the city, we're here." Next to the warships of the Chu army, rows of soldiers armed with bows and arrows suddenly appeared. It was a middle-level officer standing at the front who spoke, and he continued, "Zhuang Ji, little er, listen, Lao Tzu is the strong Qin commander Sima Cuo that you want to kill." But now Lao Tzu doesn't want your dog's life, I heard that you are going to play land warfare with Lao Tzu. Well, I'm waiting for you in the west of the city. If you don't come, it's a grandson. ”

"Oh, Sima Cuo personally led the troops to meet him here, it seems that he has been prepared for a long time." A soldier said with a sigh.

Liu Huaibei carefully observed the generals of the Qin army and said: "Looking at the appearance of that officer, he is magnificent, like a big official, but he only leads a dozen people, which is hard to believe." However, they came prepared and deliberately issued a war letter to the general, General Zhuang, what should we do? ”

Zhuang Ji didn't look at the army on the shore, and said with a smile: "Do you really believe that person is Sima Wrong?" If he is Sima Wrong, then I am Zhuang Jiao's Mistake. Go, send fifteen men to dive ashore from the back of the ship, go around behind them, and wait for an opportunity to kill this group of small soldiers. If he is really Sima Fault, then it is even better, saving us from fighting Wushan City again. ”

At this time, the officer on the shore shouted loudly again: "Zhuang Jixiaoer, have you heard?" Anyway, pretending to be a turtle is not your style. ”

"Who's pretending to be a turtle? Do you have long eyes? I didn't see that we just had a fight with Zhuang Ji, and before we got back to the door, we ran into your group of turtle grandsons, which is really unlucky. Zhuang Ji replied.

The officer on the shore said anxiously: "Who are you fooling? It has been reported that Zhuang Ji deliberately dressed up the Chu army's good warship as a broken ship in order to come out and mix it, and he thought that a broken ship was equal to a broken shoe, so someone bought it. Tell you, no way. You are now entering, and we welcome; We also welcome it. Choose which way to die, and you have complete freedom. ”

When Liu Huaibei heard this, he had no idea in his heart, and said in a panic: "General, how did he know that we deliberately loaded the ship into tatters?" We've fallen for their tricks, and we've really reached a point where we have no way out. ”

"Do you believe him?" Zhuang Ji said confidently, "We neither advance nor retreat, so we recognize this place." Go, and tell everyone to be prepared, and all of them have their bows and arrows set. ”

Liu Huaibei was full of doubts to arrange the soldiers, and after arranging the military, he came back and said. "General Zhuang, what do you mean by this? That's what I shouted at them. ”

Zhuang Ji hurriedly stopped and said, "Hey, you can't say that to them. ”

"What do you say then?" Liu Huaibei didn't want to ask Qin Jun to bully him again.

Zhuang Ji thought for a moment and said, "You say to them like this, General Sima, I have heard of the great name for a long time. After not seeing each other for a long time, the ship prepared a little wine and salted meat, and respectfully invited the general to come on board and drink two glasses. ”

Liu Huaibei shouted to the soldiers on the shore according to what Zhuang Ji said, and when he finished speaking, he added: "If you don't dare to get on the boat to drink, you are a grandson." ”

After hearing this, the Qin soldiers on the shore pointed at Liu Huaibei angrily and said, "You...... You...... How to speak? No matter how honest you are, clean up on the spot and throw you into the river one by one to feed the fish. ”

"Fake Sima'er, who do you think of us? Lao Tzu was born and died and ran to Chu to desperately expand the territory of King Qin, but you are playing tricks with Lao Tzu here. Come, see which of us throws whom into the river to feed the fish. Zhuang Ji didn't speak, this time he wanted to provoke the other party.

"Hey, who do you say is the fake Sima? Let me tell you, Lao Tzu is the real and authentic Sima Cuo. If you don't believe it, you come to check it, you all know that Sima Cuo's little buttocks have a green ......" He turned his head and asked the soldiers beside him, "What is Qing?" ”

The soldier whispered, "Pimples." ”

The officer continued, "Yes, his ass, oh no, I have a natural mark on my ass, which is a pimple." ”

Zhuang Ji pointed at the officer and said, "This is what you said, Lao Tzu came to test it." He whispered a few words in Liu Huaibei's ear, then stood up and said, "Get off the boat, Lao Tzu will go to check the pimples on Sima Lao'er's buttocks, and see if this coward is his real son." ”

Liu Huaibei persuaded: "Hey, general, you can't go, seeing that they are so powerful, it's very dangerous to go." ”

The officer of the Qin soldiers saw Zhuang Ji walking down the ladder of the boat with dignity and running straight towards them, turned his head and raised his hand, and whispered: "Attention, he sent it to the door, you have to see my gestures, catch him alive." ”

Zhuang Ji walked up to the Qin soldier officer and said, "Take off your pants, Lao Tzu will check whether it is true or false." ”

The officer of the Qin soldiers thought that Zhuang Ji would not dare to get off the boat, so he said the words "test his ass" to anger him. I really didn't expect that it would be embarrassing for me now. His eyes were fixed on the ground, his face darkened, and he didn't say anything.

Zhuang Ji urged: "You get off quickly, General Sima." ”

"Yes, take it off quickly, why are you still stunned, pretending to be a turtle?" Liu Huaibei, who was following Zhuang Ji, said excitedly.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha......" burst out of the Qin soldiers' officers with unbearable laughter.

The officer turned around and looked back, and rebuked angrily: "Laugh, laugh what laugh? Give it all to Lao Tzu, take them down one by one—"

When the Qin soldiers heard the order, they drew their swords one by one, and they were eager to try, and formed a circle to encircle Zhuang Ji tightly.

Liu Huaibei also drew his sword and protected Zhuang Ji, and the blade of the sword slashed outward "whirring ......", forcing the Qin soldiers to retreat.

Zhuang Ji waved his hand calmly and said, "Take them down." ”

"Hahaha...... Hahaha......" The Qin army general said after laughing, "Just the two of you want to take us?" He stretched out his hands together, "Come, come, Lao Tzu is like this, do you dare to tie it?" ”

Just when the Qin army was proud, more than a dozen Chu soldiers holding big swords, long grass and other weapons suddenly emerged from the grass behind them, and before the Qin soldiers could react, they had already dragged their legs and feet and lay on the ground one by one. The Chu army expanded the search area again, and it turned out that it had been a fuss for a long time, just more than ten Qin soldiers.

Liu Huaibei held the fake Sima wrong and said, "Go, see your real Sima wrong." ”

When the Qin officer heard this, he begged for mercy again and again: "Great official, kill me, don't hand me over to General Sima Cuo." ”

"Then tell me honestly, why are there only a dozen soldiers here?" Liu Huaibei interrogated.

Officer Qin said hesitantly, "This ...... This...... It's hard to say, you can't say it. ”

Liu Huaibei kicked his ass and said, "Which one is easy to say?" If you take off your pants and don't take them off, if you can't speak, what are you doing? ”

"This man is a little scoundrel, don't be sticky with him, and take him to the boat to feed the fish. That's all he can do. Zhuang Ji said jokingly.

"Hey, hey, you must not let me feed the fish, never." The officer pleaded.

Liu Huaibei kicked him again and said, "Fuck, I said three 'tens of millions' in one sentence, how many tens do you have?" Say it. ”

Officer Qin Bing trembled and said, "To be honest, I found the wrong target today. Originally, the information said that a female general was going to pass through here with hundreds of warships, and the head above sent a small one to scare them, if that little lady was beautiful, our commander of Qiang Qin would definitely not treat her badly. The others scared them back. If you want to meet you pure masters, you should be unlucky. ”

When Zhuang Ji heard this, he dragged the officer and asked, "You make it clear, the female general leads the fleet?" Where is she from, from Chu Jun? ”

Officer Qin Bing lifted his pants and said, "I'm going to pee." Smack, special request, you must meet my condition: a person is used to sprinkling pee, if there is a worm, I can't spill it. If approved, I'll tell you everything I know when I'm done. ”

"Mom, aren't you so ashamed to spill a pee?" Liu Huaibei choked him, and then glanced at Zhuang Ji.

Officer Qin Bing said arrogantly: "Don't approve it, right?" Okay, I'll sprinkle it in front of you. However, after I sprinkle it, I will throw myself into the river and die. Because, it's a mistake to ask my sprinkler to meet you. ”

Zhuang Ji winked at Liu Huaibei and signaled that he could let Officer Qin go alone. 166 Reading Network