Chapter 528: IQ is a hard injury!
When Wu Ming heard Wan Yanchang actually say that he came to see the scenery, Wu Ming was not angry but laughed, Wu Ming was laughed at by Wan Yanchang.
Wu Ming looked at Wan Yanchang with an innocent expression, and laughed: "Wan Yan Chang, Wan Yan Chang, I see that you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin."
Whatever reason you make, I might believe you, but you actually told me that you came to see the scenery.
Do you think my IQ is as anxious as yours, you are an idiot, but that doesn't mean I'm an idiot too. You have a big knife in your hand.
Shouting to kill in his mouth, the killing intent on his face rushed all the way in the direction where I was, you tell me, which one of you will see the scenery like this? ”
After listening to Wu Ming's questioning, Wan Yanchang rolled his eyes and lied directly: "Wu Caishen, you don't know something.
I did come here to see the scenery, but you also saw that the scenery in the back garden of Wanyan Zongbi is really good.
I think you have to admit this, I just saw this kind of scenery, I was very engaged, and I forgot everything around me.
Then, just as I was fascinated by the scenery, a pesky mosquito stung me in the face, and I was very angry.
This mosquito bites me to nothing, after all, this mosquito bites people is his instinct, but he affects my way of seeing the scenery.
So, in a fit of rage, I wanted to kill this mosquito to vent my hatred, so I pulled out my saber.
Shouting the sound of killing, the mosquito of the chaser chased you all the way. The reason why my face is full of killing intent is also the killing intent of that mosquito.
God of Martial Wealth, you have to believe me, I really didn't target you. ”
After finishing speaking, Wan Yanchang looked at Wu Ming with a worried expression, he really hoped that the excuse he came up with in a hurry could deceive the man in front of him.
When Wu Ming finished Yan Chang's nonsense, he didn't plan to interrupt Yan Chang's narration at all, and Wu Ming also wanted to hear it.
How is this Wan Yan Chang, who knows that this Wan Yan Chang is more and more unreliable, Wu Ming just sneered while listening.
And the Lu family next to Wu Ming couldn't help it, and when Yan Chang finished saying this, the Lu family looked at Yan Chang.
opened his mouth and said: "My father-in-law, when you are troubled, when you lie, you should also use your brain first." Such a lame lie of yours.
Don't say it's a lie to the God of Wealth, you just want to deceive a woman like me who hasn't seen much of the world, and it's impossible to deceive the past. ”
After listening to Lu's words, Wan Yanchang was very angry, Wan Yanchang looked at Lu and swore and said, "I really didn't lie to the God of Martial Wealth."
How can you talk, you are my in-laws, you don't say to help me speak, and you actually say that I am lying, you are so disappointing.
How do you turn your elbows outward? Don't forget, my daughter is your daughter-in-law. ”
Wu Ming didn't speak, he just stood there quietly, Wu Ming wanted to see how this Wan Yanchang performed and how it was exposed by the Lu family.
After listening to Yan Chang's words, Lu smiled and explained to Wan Yan Chang: "Father-in-law, don't blame me for not helping you.
It's just that there are too many loopholes in your words, and your excuse can only deceive a three-year-old child, I just want to help you.
You can't talk nonsense with your eyes open. After hearing Lu's words, Wan Yanchang glared at him very unconvinced.
said: "I just didn't tell a lie, where is there a hole in my words, if you can point it out to me today and convince me."
I'll just 。。。。。。 Originally, Yan Chang wanted to say that he would cut himself to thank the world. But after Yan Chang thought about it again, he felt that it was not safe for him to say this.
In case his in-laws Lu said the loopholes in his lies, he would be unable to refute and convince himself.
So do you judge yourself or not? If he didn't cut himself, Wan Yanchang fully believed that Wu Caishen, who was watching the play on the sidelines, would be happy to help him cut himself.
To be on the safe side, don't overload yourself. When Yan Chang said that he was stuck there.
Wu Ming, who had been watching the play on the side, immediately asked, "What about you?" "After Yan Chang was BI by Wu Ming, I originally wanted to say that I would eat Xiang.
But after Yan Chang thought again: No, Xiang is too stinky, and Lian'er Xinshan, the legendary general of their Dajin Kingdom, is eaten to death by Xiang.
He can't say anything to follow in the footsteps of Lian'er's kindness, but if he doesn't come up with a little gambling book, how can he make Wu Caishen believe that what he said is true.
After thinking of this, Wan Yan Chang lowered his head, and when Wan Yan Chang saw the soil under his feet, he was furious.
Directly reached out and grabbed a handful of dirt, and said to Wu Ming: "If only my in-laws Lu could point out the loopholes in my words."
I'll eat the handful of dirt in my hand. After finishing speaking, he looked at Lu with provocative eyes and said, "In-laws, you are a woman."
I don't embarrass you anymore, if you can't point out the loophole in my words, then if the God of Martial Arts wants to kill me today.
You can help me plead with the God of Martial Wealth. Wu Ming looked at Wan Yanchang, who wanted to pull the Lu clan into the water for everything, and smiled.
said to Wan Yan Chang: "Wan Yan Chang, you have eaten this soil today, haha!" It's just that I don't know if you have a good appetite.
I don't know how many days it will take you to digest this soil after you eat it. After finishing speaking, Wu Ming directly stopped talking.
He just looked at the Lu family with encouraging eyes, and Wu Ming wanted the Lu family to tell Wan Yanchang where the loopholes in what Wan Yanchang said.
Let Wan Yan Chang lose his heart to convince orally. Seeing Wu Ming's encouraging eyes, the Lu family didn't consider the in-law relationship between himself and Wan Yanchang.
After all, how can the in-laws kiss their children no matter how close they are, now it is the God of Martial Arts and Wealth that he is doing for his child Lu Wenlong.
Personally came to the Jin Kingdom to pick him up from the control of the Jin Kingdom, how could he dismantle the stage for the God of Martial Wealth, after thinking of this.
Lu looked at Yan Chang and asked, "Father-in-law, dare to ask what season it is?" "Wan Yanchang's brain is the brain of a military general after all.
He's just a rectum, and he doesn't have as many twists and turns as a miscellaneous. After Yan Chang heard Lu's inquiry.
didn't think about it at all, and replied directly: "It's naturally winter now, what's wrong." After listening to Yan Chang's words.
Lu pursed his lips and smiled, and said to Wan Yan Chang: "Wan Yan Zongbi doesn't know where to learn the method, so that those flowers and plants that wither in winter can stay green in this backyard.
But Wanyan Zongbi doesn't have that much ability to allow mosquitoes to continue to survive in winter. All you see is these flowers flourishing.
But you have forgotten that the current season is winter, excuse me, where do mosquitoes bite you in winter? ”