No matter how hostile people are to each other, it is very indecent to tear their faces in front of them. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Zhou Gong set the etiquette system, this "ceremony" word contains all the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, the so-called modesty, the so-called benevolence and righteousness, can find traces in the etiquette system, there is absolutely no explicit hint to encourage the world to tear their faces in person.

Li Su also didn't want to tear his face with others, especially with Li Tai, the king of Wei.

Li Su's personality is calm and indisputable, as long as he doesn't ask him to borrow money, he can be regarded as a friend, at least he is an acquaintance who can smile and say hello in person, and Li Su will not take the initiative to offend anyone unless he has to.

Li Su is convinced that there is more beauty than ugliness in the world, otherwise why live? Since you are alive, if you want to live your life to the fullest, you must advocate all the good things in the world, have a heart that loves life, and at the same time try to do less negative energy things such as quarreling and fighting with others.

But tonight, at this moment, Li Su had to stand up.

Because Li Zhi has been forced into a corner by his spherical brother, if he comes out a moment later, Li Zhi is likely to collapse.

When he walked out of the dark bamboo forest alone, Li Su had a smile on his face, but his mood was a little regretful.

After socializing with the princes and courtiers for a while, Li Su had to leave under the pretext of leaving because it was too boring and hypocritical, and Li Su couldn't stand this endless entertainment.

Coming out of the breathable kung fu, I didn't expect to encounter such an unlucky thing, I can only blame Dongyang for not looking at the yellow calendar before the banquet, everything is not suitable tonight.

Hearing the familiar voice in the depths of the bamboo forest, Li Zhi and Li Tai were stunned, and then the two saw Li Su walking out of the bamboo forest with a smile on his face, their faces changed, Li Zhi's expression turned from anger to joy, and Li Tai, whose white and fat face twitched a few times, and then his eyes quickly became gloomy, staring at Li Su sensibly.

"Your Royal Highness King Wei, don't look at me like this, you should understand that no matter how gloomy your eyes are, you can't kill me......" Li Su walked up to the two of them and smiled faintly at Li Tai.

"Li Zizheng, this matter has nothing to do with you!" Li Tai said with a gloomy face.

Li Su smiled and sighed: "Originally, it had nothing to do with me, but just now I heard someone saying bad things about me behind my back, His Royal Highness King Wei kept saying that he was a famous gentleman in the Tang Dynasty, but it was not a gentleman to say bad things about people behind his back......

Li Tai sneered: "Am I not right? Li Zizheng, who else should I be the prince of the Tang Dynasty? But you refused to be recruited by this king, but assisted this unsuccessful guy, where is he stronger than this king, and he is worthy of your assistance to him? ”

Li Zhi's face turned red when he heard this, and he glared at Li Tai angrily, but he never dared to get angry in front of him, and looked at Li Tai with a little jealousy and fear.

Li Su saw it in his eyes and sighed secretly.

Assisting such a coward, people can't help but have an urge to sit on his neck to and pee, no wonder Li Tai bullied him so much, it was simply his own weakness that fueled the arrogance of others.

With the big words "Come and bully me" written on his face, who is he bullying if he doesn't bully?

"His Royal Highness the King of Jin can't compare to you in everything, but it's just ......" Li Su smiled and stretched out his hand, patted Li Zhi's dog head, and said leisurely: "It's just that he looks more like a gentleman than you, and besides, a person who bullies his own brother, I really can't think of any reason to assist him, waiting to help him on the throne and give himself a cunning rabbit death, good dog cooking?" ”

"You!" Li Tai was furious.

Li Su ignored him, turned his head and stared at Li Zhi with a very serious expression.

"His Royal Highness the King of Jin, here and now, the minister feels the need to teach you a lesson......"

Li Zhi was stunned for a moment, and soon straightened his clothes and slammed towards Li Suchang to the ground: "I wish to listen to Brother Wenzi's advice." ”

Li Tai's small eyes blinked, and at this time he couldn't care about being angry, because he was really curious about what kind of lesson Li Su would teach Li Zhi in front of him.

Li Su pondered for a moment and said slowly: "Let me tell you a story, there were two monks in the past...... Don't look at me like that, all stories start with 'Once Upon a Time', anyway, I don't remember which dynasty or generation......"

Li Zhi had no choice but to say yes.

One day, the two monks were too bored to sit in meditation, so they found some topics to chat and pass the time, and the Hanshan monk asked: 'There are people in the world who slander me, bully me, insult me, laugh at me, despise me, despise me, hate me, and deceive me, how should I deal with it?' ”

As soon as this sentence was spoken, Li Zhi didn't feel anything special, but Li Tai, who was just curious, shook his fat all over his body, and his expression couldn't help but become solemn, and even subconsciously learned that Li Zhi had dressed up, and the knowledgeable Li Tai had already realized that there was a university question in this question, Li Tai hated Li Su, but he tidied up his clothes to respect learning, even if it was knowledge from the mouth of the enemy, it was also learning, and it was not allowed to be slackened and abrupt.

Li Zhi is the prince after all, even if his knowledge is not as good as Li Tai, he is still good after all, after chewing the question of the Hanshan monk in his mouth, Li Zhi's eyes can't help but light up: "Good words!" The people of the world suffer from these injustices, and Brother Zizheng is worthy of being full of talent, and he can ask such a deafening question. …… How did the monk answer him? ”

Li Su glanced at Li Tai lightly, and saw him quietly supporting his ears with a solemn and serious expression, Li Su smiled and said, "The monk's answer is very good, very wonderful, he said: 'Just smoke him, pump him, pump him, pump him, pump him, smoke him...... After pumping, untie the belt and pee on him, and look at him after peeing! '”

"Huh?" Li Zhi was dumbfounded. Even Li Tai was stunned and inexplicable, and his outlook on life collapsed in an instant.

What a philosophical and connotative question, what is the swelling of the painting style in vain? What about chicken soup for the soul?

Li Zhi's face turned red and he stammered, "Yes...... Is that how it was answered? ”

Li Su looked at him solemnly, and said, "Yes, there is no doubt about it, that's how the monk answered, it's really a hot-blooded ...... No, a good boy with hot pee, it's admirable! ”

After speaking, Li Su turned around and found a random direction and saluted, which was regarded as an expression of admiration.

Li Zhi continued to be dumbfounded......

Li Tai on the side finally couldn't help it, his fat face was full of anger, and he didn't know if it was because he was angry that his knowledge was ruined by Li Su, or because he was angry that he was always aroused by Li Su's words, and he was led by the nose.

"It's ridiculous and ridiculous, the monk is a monk, and his temperament should be peaceful and compassionate, how can he say such vulgar and angry words as 'pumping him' and 'urinating him'! It's clearly you making it up! Li Tai sneered.

Li Su glanced at him and said, "I'm giving a lesson to King Jin, what are you making a fuss about?" Did I talk to you? ”

"You!" Li Tai was furious.

Li Zhi tugged at the corner of Li Su's clothes and said cautiously: "Actually...... The words of the imperial brother are exactly what Zhi wants to ask, so it is impossible for the monk to say such a thing, right? Didn't Brother Zizheng change his original words? ”

Li Zhi's doubts, Li Su couldn't help but answer. So he smiled and said, "That's really not how the monk answered, but I think he should answer like me, so I changed his answer to ......."

Li Tai suddenly showed more and more anger, and reprimanded: "Both of them are high-ranking monks in the world, and the answer of the monk who found it must also be a wonderful saying, Guoshi Zhengyin, you have changed Zen beyond recognition by you, Li Zizheng, you have no reverence for learning, it is simply a sin!" ”

Li Su looked up and looked around, and said with a confused expression: "Strange, where did the noise come from?" Who's talking to me? ”

Li Tai's fat face turned purple red, and his lungs were about to explode.

Li Zhi couldn't hold back his laughter and said softly: "Brother Zizheng, don't make trouble......

Li Su didn't bother to pay attention to Li Tai, looked at Li Zhizheng and said: "His Royal Highness the King of Jin, the answer just now is exactly what I want to teach you, the world bullies you and insults you, no matter who it is, even if you round your arm and pull it hard, a man's husband should have the appearance of a man!" What is the use of being born in the world? If you are bullied, you don't even have the courage to resist, what are you talking about the ambition of swallowing heaven and earth? How can you be worthy of my Li Su's assistance? Not enough to shame money! ”

Li Zhi was reprimanded so red-faced that he hung his head and was sincerely taught.

Li Tai's face was calm, and he said coldly: "Li Su, do you mean that Sang scolded Huai and thought that this king couldn't hear it?" ”

Li Su continued to look around, his expression was full of confusion and puzzlement, and asked Li Zhi, "Is someone really talking to me, isn't it an illusion?" Did you hear that? ”

Li Zhi also had a sense of courage at this time, and couldn't help but smile: "Zhi didn't hear any sound, it should be an illusion." ”

Li Tai said angrily: "Li Su, you deceive people too much!" ”

Li Suhun didn't hear it, patted Li Zhi's shoulder and smiled: "The wine banquet is in full swing in front, you and I will drink a few glasses together." ”

Li Zhi agreed with a smile, and the two of them really seemed to have forgotten Li Tai, and walked towards the atrium side by side, leaving Li Tai, whose face was swollen to the color of pig liver, alone with luck.

After taking a few steps, Li Zhi suddenly stopped and turned to look at Li Tai, this time, Li Zhi's face was very calm, and he could no longer find the slightest fear.

"Brother Huang, Zhi also wants to be the crown prince,...... Yes, I'm not afraid to admit it, and I think I'm more suitable to be a prince than you, because I have a benevolent heart, and I am the king, and the world is very fortunate, and I am very happy for the livelihood, how can I not fight? The position of the prince, who else can I be! ”

After speaking, Li Zhi seemed to have lifted the burden from his shoulders, exhaled a long breath, and his expression became more and more open-minded.

Turning his head to look at Li Su, Li Zhi smiled and said, "Let's go, Brother Zizheng, my father allows me to drink tonight, let's conspire to get drunk......"

Li Su looked at him with a smile, still a small childish child, but Li Su clearly saw a young bud struggling to open the big stone on his head, facing the wind and the sun, blooming and growing.

Li Tai still stood in place, watching the two of them go away, his face was blue and red, and a sense of gloom appeared inexplicably in his heart.

"If you have Li Su alone, can you really win the world?" Li Tai muttered to himself, the thought that he had scoffed at before was now full of hesitation.