Chapter 7: Straight Man Zhou Zun
"Can you slow down?"
I don't know how many streets I rushed out, Su Huajiu really couldn't stand this kind of frightening speed, and couldn't help but speak.
Even now, her little heart is still beating at an accelerated pace!
"It's already the slowest."
"Then slow down."
"No matter how slow the donkey is, it can run faster than us!"
“……”
"Haven't you ever filmed a similar car scene?"
In Zhou Zun's impression, shouldn't a star have to master a skill if he makes a film?
is like Peng Yuyan, the dream lover of countless women, when filming the idol drama "Dolphin Falls in Love with Cat", he spent a month learning how to get along with dolphins, and passed the formal assessment of the dolphin trainer after the filming of the drama and obtained the qualification certification; During the filming of the TV series "My Weather in Kenting", I stayed in Kenting for four months, found a lot of interesting places, and then wrote an alternative travel guide "Peng Yuyan Kenting 15x6", which was published the following year, and I also learned to surf; starred in the movie "Listening and Speaking" and learned sign language for the film; strung the movie "Close Love", although he was only a cameo boxer, he still received three months of professional training, which also laid a good foundation for the later movie "Guild Wars", and mixed martial arts was learned by him; Let's Roll! Ashin even learned gymnastics; In "Breakup Contract", he mastered exquisite cooking skills; There are also basketball in "The Year in a Hurry", Nanquan in "Huang Feihong's Heroes Have a Dream", and the bicycle competition in "Breaking the Wind", which are called by countless netizens as acting in a drama to master a new skill and use life to fight handsome!
There is also Zhang Zhen, an acting school, who learned Go by filming "Wu Qingyuan", learned to dive by filming "Looking for People in the Deep Sea", learned Bajiquan by filming "The Grandmaster", and won the first prize in the youth group of the national competition.
There is no shortage of good actors in Huaxia, let alone actors who are willing to endure hardships and work hard, but because they don't have much traffic and are sought after by most brainless fans, they are gradually buried.
"I've learned, but I can't open as much as you...... Stimulation ......"
Su Huajiu still didn't come back to his senses from the picture of the motorcycle standing up just now, and thought about it for a long time, using the word stimulation to describe Zhou Zun's driving skills.
"By the way, where are you going?"
Regarding Su Huajiu's evaluation, Zhou Zun gladly accepted it.
Maybe it's because I've been in the army for a long time and my style of doing things is more vigorous and resolute, which is naturally exciting in the eyes of normal people.
"Purple Jade Villa!"
"Where do you live?"
"You know?"
"Who doesn't know about Kyoto?"
Zhou Zun immediately asked rhetorically.
Purple Jade Villa is not only located in the residential area of central Kyoto, but also surrounded by thousands of acres of verdant greenery, which not only occupies an advantageous area, but also enjoys the spirit of the land, which is really the peach blossom source in the center of Kyoto.
Drawing on the design of the forest park, in addition to a large area of forest cover, a large number of rare varieties of roses are planted.
Regarding Su Huajiu's residence in Ziyu Villa, Zhou Zun was not surprised.
Such a big-name star, if he doesn't live anywhere, it will be strange.
Zhou Zun lowered his voice and asked softly, "I heard that there are peacocks, cranes and other rare birds in the villa, is it true?" ”
"Occasionally."
Su Huajiu just wanted to get home quickly, and replied very cohesively.
"No wonder you look so delicate, living in that kind of place, it's hard to think about it without being exquisite."
Zhou Zun was a little sour.
They are all people, why is the gap between people so big?
Others live in heaven, and they live on earth!
Su Huajiu's big eyes suddenly flashed, and the corners of his mouth slowly opened, revealing two cute little tiger teeth, and said, "This seems to be the first time you have praised me?" ”
"Uh...... You seem to have misunderstood, I am boasting about where you live. ”
Zhou Zun had no desire to survive, and said with envy on his face.
"You...... I'm getting off! ”
Su Huajiu angrily wanted to bite Zhou Zun.
It's the first time she's met such a straight straight man, and she doesn't want to show herself at all in the face of herself, but all kinds of coldness and anger.
Squeak!
The motorcycle stopped immediately.
Zhou Zun turned his head and asked strangely, "Want to go to the toilet?" It turns out that you celebrities also defecate on the streets! ”
"I ...... Yes! Can't help it! ”
Su Huajiu couldn't tolerate his heart anymore, and regardless of the smell on Zhou Zun's body, he opened his small mouth and bit his back fiercely.
"What are you doing?"
Su Huajiu's bite was not very painful, not to mention that Zhou Zun's muscles were very strong, so he asked even more strangely.
"Don't worry about it! Hum! ”
Su Huajiu's arrogant temper came up again, and he got off the motorcycle directly.
Squatting on the ground and not leaving.
Zhou Zun looked at Su Huajiu up and down, and asked suspiciously, "You don't take off your pants when you urinate?" And don't you want to find a small forest to hide? ”
Su Huajiu felt that his little heart was about to be blown up, so he raised his head directly, slanting his eyes and glaring at Zhou Zun.
Said angrily: "You go, I don't want you to care!" ”
Zhou Zun didn't seem to hear what she said, and stayed motionless.
Su Huajiu felt that Zhou Zun couldn't rest assured of himself, and couldn't help but feel a little happy in his heart, but he still asked angrily: "Why don't you leave?" ”
"Helmet!"
Zhou Zun stared at Su Huajiu's head and spit out two words lightly.
Two words made Su Huajiu want to vomit blood, she felt that she shouldn't have a bad illusion about Zhou Zun.
Every time he has a little good fantasy about this man, he can always use practical actions and straight man words to immediately extinguish the fantasy.
"Here you go!"
Su Huajiu took off his helmet and threw it to Zhou Zun.
Seeing that Zhou Zun was still not leaving, he asked, "What do you want to do?" ”
"Clothes!"
"Here you go, it's all for you!"
Su Huajiu jumped up angrily, took off Zhou Zun's coat very chaotically, and smashed it hard.
"Four thousand!"
Zhou Zun took his coat and said, "I didn't send you to the place this time, so I don't need money, but the four thousand ...... last time"
"Ah!! Are you sent by God to fix me? ”
Su Huajiu was playing with her hair indiscriminately, where was there still a little bit of the demeanor that a goddess should have.
"I ......"
Zhou Zun didn't know what he had done wrong.
I just told the truth, and my life in the army all the year round made me develop the mentality that I must report everything truthfully.
Therefore, many soldiers in the army, like Zhou Zun, are really straight and straight in their words many times, and they don't say too many love words to make girls happy.
On the one hand, it is because they are shy, because they live in the army all year round and rarely come into contact with girls outside, and shyness is natural.
Just when Zhou Zun said something for himself, the machine-like voice in his head sounded again.
"Alert! Alert! ”
"Alert! At four o'clock, there was a suspicious group of people! ”
Could it be the paparazzi?
Zhou Zun immediately looked at it and found that there were indeed three figures shuttling back and forth in the shadows of the tall building.
The movements are very professional and dexterous, and they don't seem to be paparazzi.
If it's not a paparazzi, who will be following it?
Is there anyone who is following himself or Su Huajiu?
Zhou Zun didn't have time to think about it, so he immediately put on his coat and helmet again for Su Huajiu, and said, "Get in the car!" ”
"No!"
It's easy to go down, but hard to go up.
If you don't beg this fairy, you won't get in the car.
"There are paparazzi!"
"Huh?"
Su Huajiu was taken aback, hurriedly jumped on the motorcycle, patted Zhou Zun on the shoulder, and said anxiously: "Drive, hurry!" ”
Before the words could dissipate in the air, Zhou Zun had already held the accelerator and blasted out a hundred meters away.