After robbing the Liao soldiers, he went to the Jin army to rob a quarter of the war horses, and after loading the more than 30,000 war horses he had stolen into the storage ring, Wu Ming, who was satisfied, flew directly to Liangshan.

Liangshan, a flat hillside, the flower monk Lu Zhishen is leading his minions to practice martial arts. Suddenly, a minion pointed to the sky and shouted, "Jiaolong, there is Jiaolong." ”

After hearing the shouts of this minion, the other minions stopped practicing martial arts. They all looked up at the sky. I saw that there was a huge dragon flying towards them in the sky.

After hearing that there was a dragon, Lu Zhishen, a big foodie, immediately took out his iron Zen staff from the storage ring, and shouted with drool: "Little ones, as the saying goes, dragons, livers, phoenixes, and gall are rare in the world, and today I am going to slay the dragon."

Let's also open the foreign meat and taste what the dragon liver tastes like. After finishing speaking, Lu Zhishen pointed at the dragon in the sky with a Zen staff and said, "That loach, come to the bowl of the house." ”

After Wu Ming heard Lu Zhishen's words, he was angry that his heart, liver and lungs hurt, and he scolded directly: "Lu Zhishen, your uncle." Last time I changed into a Roc bird. You want to eat me, this time I transform into a dragon, and you want to eat me again.

You owe food so much? If you have the ability, don't run, I'll clean you up when I go down. ”

Hearing this Jiaolong spitting out words, Lu Zhishen knew that he was in trouble. The Jiaolong who can speak human words is undoubtedly the one who has opened the spiritual wisdom, and the Jiaolong who has opened the spiritual wisdom already belongs to the category of monsters.

The monster is an existence that he can't provoke, and he provoked such a powerful enemy on Liangshan, and all the heroes on Liangshan are not enough to see.

Just when Lu Zhishen regretted his recklessness, he suddenly came back to his senses. It's not good, this voice seems to be the voice of the big brother. Last time in Erlong Mountain, the eldest brother changed into a golden-winged Dapeng bird, and he wanted to eat his thigh.

As a result, he was severely repaired by his eldest brother, and he was embarrassed to go out with a bag on his head for several days. This time I was even more excessive, I actually wanted to eat his liver, no, I had to run away quickly.

Otherwise, if you are caught by the eldest brother, you don't know how to fix yourself. Thinking of this, Lu Zhishen ran away, shouting as he ran: "Big brother, I was wrong, I lack roots in my brain, don't worry about me, a rough person." ”

Helplessly, no matter how fast he ran, how could he be faster than the dragon flying in the sky. Before Lu Zhishen could run a few steps, he was kicked by Wu Ming, who fell from the sky.

Lu Zhishen, who got up from the ground, looked at Wu Ming, who was staring at him with a smile in front of him, so he had to obediently stick his head over and sneer at Wu Ming: "Big brother, tap lightly."

Give face, now I am the leader of tens of thousands of people, don't leave me a bag this time. ”

After hearing Lu Zhishen's words begging for mercy, he thought of Lu Zhishen's bag with his head knocked last time, and the bag looked like a stone lion at the door of the yamen, Wu Ming couldn't help laughing.

Looking at Lu Zhishen's pitiful appearance, Wu Ming smiled: "That's it, I'll save you some face today." Next time, don't be so reckless, eat, eat, eat. You know how to eat it in a day, and you don't see if the dragon is something you can provoke.

The water in this world is very deep, and I'm afraid that if you continue to be reckless like this, sooner or later you will provoke an existence that you can't afford to provoke. ”

Lu Zhishen looked at Wu Ming and said indifferently: "Isn't there still a big brother, I can't afford to provoke you, I can report your name as big brother." How many people dare not give your face to the eldest brother now. ”

As soon as Wu Ming heard Lu Zhishen's words, he was directly angry, he glared at Lu Zhishen and said, "I'm not your nanny again, how old are you." Why don't you think about the consequences of acting recklessly.

There are demon clans in this world, and the demon clan won't give you any reason, if you provoke the demon clan, they may not sell me face.

You're in trouble, and if I don't get the rescue in time, you're going to die in vain. Brother, to be honest, there are not many people I recognize on this Liangshan. Can you please make me less CAO snacks? I didn't care about you eating my liver.

However, seeing that you are so reckless, I think that if I don't beat you, I'm afraid you will still not remember the lesson, so I broke my promise and stuck my head over, I promise to beat you lightly this time, and I will not leave you a bag. ”

After listening to Wu Ming's words, Lu Zhishen stretched his head over with a bitter face, waiting to be knocked. At the same time, I thought to myself: You, the eldest brother, will find a way to bully the younger brother, and they will fight if they don't fight.

Wu Ming knocked on Lu Zhishen's bald head without any psychological burden, and thought while knocking: Not to mention, Lu Zhishen's bald head feels really good when he knocks it up, I don't know if it will be addictive if he knocks it like this.

This is not a good phenomenon, in case I knock on the addiction, one day when I knock his bald head, if I don't control the force, what if I knock him stupid again, this baby is not smart.

You can't destroy it in my hands. By the way, before I crossed over, I knew a few hard qigong cultivation methods. These methods were not reliable in the previous world, but they may be able to be used in this world.

It's better to take out a copy and let this Lu Zhishen practice and try it, if he succeeds, it's the best, if he doesn't succeed, it won't have any impact on him.

After thinking of this, Wu Ming stopped tapping on Lu Zhishen's head. smiled and said to Lu Zhishen: "Second brother, don't blame me for beating you, it's good for you to beat you, although it hit you on the head, it hurts in my heart."

If I don't knock on you, I'm afraid you won't remember the lesson. However, I won't beat you in vain this time, I have a magical power here, it's very simple, it's very suitable for you to practice, I'll teach him to you today. ”

Lu Zhishen was rubbing his head, and suddenly heard that the eldest brother had a magical power suitable for him, his eyes immediately widened, to be honest, he had envied Wu Song's Qiankun for a long time.

Hearing that he had a magical power that suited him this time, he didn't rub his head anymore, and directly hugged Wu Ming's arm and said, "Big brother, say quickly, what kind of magical power?" ”

Wu Ming smiled slightly: "Iron Head Gong." When Lu Zhishen heard that it was an iron head, he was a little unhappy. Dissatisfied, he said to Wu Ming: "Is the eldest brother trying to tease me?"

Is this iron-headed skill the eldest brother who has nothing to do and knock me more, so I will slowly practice it? ”

When Wu Ming heard this, he said in his heart: "You actually guessed half of it, let you practice iron head skills, one is that this is indeed a hard qigong, and the other is that I can knock your head when my hands itch in the future."

But who are we, we are thick-skinned, we can't admit anything. Otherwise, if Lu Zhishen knew that his eldest brother was so pitiful, maybe he wouldn't have practiced this iron-headed skill. ”

Thinking of this, Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen and said with a serious face: "Second brother, you disappointed me too much, is the eldest brother such a pit, the iron head skill that the eldest brother wants to teach you is a true supernatural power."

The critical moment can kill you. Once you have achieved great success, you will be able to resist the enemy's weapons with your head. And after you have achieved great success, are you no longer afraid of your big brother beating you? ”

With Lu Zhishen's IQ, how could he be the opponent of Wu Ming, who had received a higher modern education, after listening to Wu Ming's words, Lu Zhishen scratched his bald head. agreed: What the eldest brother said makes so much sense.

After handing over the war horse to Wu Song, Wu Ming stayed on Liangshan for another three days, and taught Lu Zhishen the cultivation method of Tietougong before leaving Liangshan.