Chapter 89 "The Talk of the Handsome Account"

"Big ...... Generalissimo. After being photographed staggering and staggering, Ah Zhen couldn't stand it, struggled to open his old palm, retreated with horror on his face, and said weakly: "Don't shoot anymore, I'm going to vomit blood." ”

"Hahaha......" The thick and powerful iron palm slapped him on his weak back again, and He Shidao laughed. So happy, so excited. ”

"Okay, okay, although you are always happy, although you are excited, don't shoot me again." The slap on the back by him was faintly painful, as if he had internal injuries. Ah Zhenzhi wondered, did this old man He look at him unpleasantly, he didn't die in Jinliao, he wanted to shoot him to death, right?

"Returning to the village......" With the iron palm raised, He Shidao didn't even go to take care of the Ah Qiuqiu who rode alone and scolded, and he couldn't give orders. The wild dog in the distance wanted the dog to bark and let him bark, and they won a big victory, and they won completely, and the wild dog still jumped out of his face and barked.

"Ah Qiuqiu, give me back." Jeruxubao is very faceless, the lamb doesn't pay attention to him, he is hairy.

The mouth of the scolding was dry and dry, and the lamb did not take care of it, and Ah Qiu returned with red ears and red ears, choked with blood, and his face was blue.

Seeing that he had returned, Yelu Xubao squinted at Ah Qiuqiu, whose face was blackened, and also raised his voice to order: "All of them are back." ”

"Yes." The wolves who were all ready to attack were indignant, hating the lamb that was walking far ahead, and the sound was extremely piercing.

Before noon, the delivery was completed, and after nearly 20 days of journey, the two armies returned without a single battle. The deeper the enmity in this sea of blood becomes, the more it can be resolved, and there will be nothing in the world that can be replaced.

Stretching for more than ten miles of handsome village like the New Year, the jubilant scene made the imperial historian Yuan Meida extremely unhappy, although he had a coffin face, but up to the marshal, down to the soldiers did not bird him, everyone festive face flowers bloomed, with him to hide in his own tent, this New Year with him without him is the same.

"Come, little brother, sit down." He Shidao likes to take Ah Zhen's palm into the tent, ignoring his wishes, forcibly holding his shoulders and letting him sit on the chair in the front row.

"Generalissimo does not ...... Don't use it, right? Ah Zhen squinted at this old face full of smirks, and his scalp jumped up from the chair with layers of numbness. No, you talk, I'll leave right away. ”

"What to go." He Shidao had a hypocritical smile on his face, and forcibly pressed him into his seat, before he smiled at General Dagan with crooked eyebrows: "Brother Lin is our Xia Zhou Renjie, and he is the benefactor of 100,000 soldiers, how can you just go like this, don't you say?" ”

Dozens of generals rejoiced and shouted in unison: "Yes! ”

"Hmm." He Shidao was extremely satisfied, and the veteran waved it. "Serve the wine."

"No...... Don't use it, right? Seeing this group of extremely hypocritical generals and marshals, Ah Zhen slipped a row of sweat on his forehead, and also falsely hugged his fists and said: "Marshal He, it is taboo to drink alcohol when marching and fighting, this is ...... Doesn't seem like so, right? ”

"That's usual, it's different today." When the guards came in with countless jars of wine, He Shidao hurriedly poured the empty bowl of fine wine, and handed it forward: "Come, Brother Lin." ”

"This ......"

"Oops......" Seeing him hesitate, He Shidao dragged out a motherly voice and forced the big bowl of liquor into his hand, and then led dozens of generals to salute: "Brother Lin Yingjie, brave enough to break into the wolf's den, not only for me Xia Zhou, but also rescued me 100,000 heroes, so I should drink this bowl full." ”

His words landed, and the generals hugged the bowl and saluted: "Please Brother Lin drink this bowl full." ”

Grass! It's strange that you don't get dizzy when you go down to such a big bowl, but the generals will feel their fists, and they can't help but lose face, right?

"In that case, then die, uh! Then please. Dry! "Now he is stepping into their territory alone, and he doesn't make a fool of himself, and the end is very difficult to say.

"!"

As soon as the crowd fell, Ah Zhen closed his nose tightly, and poured the hot and choking liquor in his hand to the bottom, and then his eyes began to glow with stars, and his head was dizzy and lightheaded.

After drinking the wine in the bowl, He Shidao raised his sleeves to wipe off the wine stains at the corners of his mouth, raised a big finger at Ah Zhen with a smile, and praised it violently: "Good spirit, Brother Lin is so courageous." ”

Nothing to offer, either treachery or theft. Ah Zhenjun's face was full of wine, his head was a little dazed, he burped and looked left and right, and asked very suspiciously: "Marshal He, where is the Imperial Doctor?" ”

"Huh?" didn't pay attention to whether Yuan Meida was there or not, He Shidao stared around blankly, and suddenly realized that the others were not there. "Maybe somewhere?"

Burden? I'm afraid it's shameless. Ah Zhen disdainfully spit in his heart, when he was leaving, this old guy mocked him very much, and now he is back with a big victory, this old guy still knows what it means to be cheeky.

"Okay." He Lin Azhen has a lot of adults, so he is happy today, so he squinted and swept around, lazy nonsense, and asked bluntly: "Marshal He, what do you want to do?" ”

"This ......" He Shidao had a bad stomach, and just when he didn't know how to speak, he heard him ask so bluntly, and praised him happily: "Brother Lin is really fast-talking." "This person is extremely smart, no matter what, he will decide, whoever dares to rob him, he will be in a hurry.

"Okay, stop the hypocrisy, just say what you want to do." Ah Zhen waved his hand, feeling his head getting more and more dizzy.

"Brother Lin, that ...... Uh......" He Shidao was full of words for a while, but he didn't know how to pour them all out, and hesitated for a moment before saying: "Little Brother Lin, you have such intelligence, it's a pity that you are committed to servitude, why don't you come to my side and be a strategist?" ”

Knowing that he was going to say this, Ah Zhen glanced at him lightly, raised one eyebrow and asked, "Strategist?" "Is that what he is worth?

"That's right." He Shidao held his breath and persuaded urgently: "If you come, this master will definitely take your strategy as the first policy." ”

I wanted to spit saliva in his face, so I asked with a nu mouth: "Marshal He, have you done the master?" ”

"Of course I did." He Shidao patted his chest and said: "This marshal is the commander of the three armies, how can he not be the master, Brother Lin, what are you talking about." ”

Ah Zhen had already drowned him with foam in his heart, and he dared to speak out against this marshal, if he did the master, his family would not have been captured by the wolf army in the Fenshui Battle at that time. Although he didn't know what the quality and ability of this Xia Zhou soldier was, but after this trip to Jin Liao, he dared to swear to the sky that Jin Liao's soldiers and generals were more courageous than this group of soft-footed shrimp.

"No, these things like fighting are your generals' business, and I just want to be a minion." Let him go and be a staff officer for a group of soft-footed shrimp, come on, he still wants to save a life An Heng in his old age.

"Huh?" Ah Zhen's words made everyone stunned, and their blank eyes shot at him stupidly.

"Brother Lin, who are you?" He Shidao was also dumbfounded, there are people who don't want to be officials who call others, but want to be slaves who are called by others?

Ah Zhen glanced at everyone with his mouth wide open, stood up with his hands on his legs and knees, and said, "Okay, you talk, I'll go first." ”

"Slow ......" There are really people who don't want to be officials and just want to be slaves! Seeing him get up, He Shidao urgently pressed him into his seat and said, "Brother Lin, what do you mean by this?" ”

As soon as he stood up and was pressed again, Ah Zhen sighed secretly and said succinctly: "The position of the strategist is too small, I don't want to do it." "It's always a reason, right?

"I see." Suddenly realized, He Shidao hugged his fists and raised his fists to persuade him: "Brother Lin, don't worry, I will play in person, and I will strongly recommend you." After the words fell, he asked before rejoicing: "How about the position of the protector of the capital?" ”

Hearing this, Ah Zhen couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

This generalissimo in front of you is stupid, right? Just now, he was still in command of nearly ten metropolitan protectors and four generals, and this fool in front of him dared to ask him how to lead the position of metropolitan protector?

"Dashuai, I appreciate your kindness, but I really don't want to be an official, thank you!"

"Don't ...... Don't. Seeing that the little brother Lang's heart was like iron, He Shidao hurriedly held down his body. Everything is easy to discuss, easy to discuss. ”

"He Yuanshi, I beg you, I really don't want to be an official." Grass, tell him to lead this group of soft-footed shrimp to charge, he would rather take a knife and break into the enemy camp alone. Being chopped into meat puree by the enemy also saves you from being sprayed with blood every day. He once led 10,000 soldiers and horses, and these 10,000 soldiers immediately went to the general, down to the soldiers, not to mention approaching the enemy, just hearing that the enemy army was still a hundred miles away, he was frightened and wanted to throw a spear to flee, is this a regular army? The ragtag army is better than them.

"Nope." He Shidao saw that he was so embarrassed, and he drank heavily with an old face: "You must not leave, and Ben Shuai will never let you go." ”

"Yo! Do you want to come hard? Ah Zhen glanced at him, hugged his chest and leaned back: "Marshal He, are you going to force?" ”

"Brother Lin has the talent of heaven and man, our army needs you, Xia Zhou needs you." He Shidao stared at him firmly and said: "Even if Wanfu points out, Ben Shuai will keep you." ”

"Then have you ever thought that even if you force me to keep me, I don't come up with a half-plan, and you will be useless?" Ah Zhen Liangliang asked.

"Ben Shuai is confident that he can make you willing to serve the country." He Shidao is very firm.

"Okay." Putting down his folded legs, Ah Zhen stood up and walked to the handsome table, and tapped the handsome table with his fingers for a while before turning to the crowd looking at him and asking, "What do you want?" Let the wolf retreat? Or regain lost territory? ”

"Of course, it's to regain lost territory." He Shidao hurriedly approached, raised his palm and squeezed it forward: "The thousand-mile territory lost by Xia Zhou must be recovered." ”

"Really?" It seems that this Marshal He doesn't have a big heart, Ah Zhen slowly curled the corners of his mouth and said: "I want to be an official in the sky, hold a million soldiers and horses for life and death, and stand on the blue sky to play with the sun and the moon." "The words fell, and he stood on the handsome platform with his hands behind his back to look at a dumbfounded general." If the emperor can give me such a position, then there is still room for negotiation. ”

He Shidao looked at the unashamed person in front of him in a daze, narrowed his eyes and asked, "Brother Lin wants the position of marshal?" ”

"Nope." Pointing his finger at He Shidao, Ah Zhen said disdainfully: "The position of marshal is too small, I want to be above the marshal." ”

The marshal is already a top rank in the cabinet, and he still wants to think that the official position is too low? Everyone was dumbfounded, and the person in front of him was too arrogant, right?

"You want to be crowned?" Thinking about it, this is the only one, but since ancient times, he has never had an example of a king with a different surname in Xia Zhou.

"That's what you're going to filter." Walking off the stage, Ah Zhen patted the stunned generalissimo. "If you can't do it, then forget it, I, a Su Shi minion, have a sense of accomplishment."

"Wait......" Seeing that he was leaving, He Shidao hurriedly called: "Little brother, you are difficult for a strong man, and it is impossible for the emperor to agree." ”

"That's your business." stopped, turned his head with a calm and handsome face, swept over the stunned generals one by one, and said ruthlessly: "It's useless to force me." After the words fell, he turned around and lifted the curtain and stepped out of the tent. Heh...... this marshal is very good and has a good heart, but he just stayed a little, who would agree to this kind of thing? If he really agreed, then Xia Zhou, the emperor's old man, would definitely enter the water if his skull was not tight and holed. So he continued to be Su Shi, they Jin Liao and Xia Zhou are messy, and it is none of his business who dies or who lives?