Big Face was in a hurry to return to his dormitory, so the first thing the warrior monk cut was Big Face's toenails.

When Big Face took off his shoes to reveal his unwashed feet, the warrior monk felt that his worldview was about to collapse.

"I, am I really going to do this!" The warrior monk looked at the big face with tears in his eyes, and these eyes were full of tears, half of which were angry and half of which were smoked.

looked at the warrior monk with a big face, and said with a slight smile: "Monk, I am willing to lose the bet!" You know, the Buddha is watching! ”

"Count you ruthless, then cut that one first?"

After the warrior monk finished speaking, the big face stretched out his left foot in front of the warrior monk.

The warrior monk sighed and began, holding scissors to help Da Face cut his toenails.

Soon the toenails of the two feet were cut, and after the cut, the warrior monk wanted to call it a day, but the big face grabbed him and said to the warrior monk: "Monk, what do you say about 'full set of nail clipping'?" Even if we are not professional, you don't have to do too many processes, but you can't just cut your nails! ”

"Don't be so excessive!" The warrior monk said to the big face with a sad and indignant expression.

"Willing to gamble and lose!" The big face didn't talk nonsense, but just spit out 4 words lightly.

The warrior monk had no choice but to pick up the file and start to help Da Face rub his nails.

Let's be honest, it's not a terrible thing to help someone rub their nails, but the terrible thing is that the warrior monk's side shows an expression of great enjoyment while rubbing the big face on the side.

Let's be honest, it's really disgusting for a man to make this 'uh-huh' sound out there.

Holding back his nausea, the warrior monk finished rubbing his nails and said indignantly.

"That's all right, isn't it?"

"Willing to gamble and lose, say a complete set, it's not enough, what, there is a scraper on the side to see it, I have paronychia, you help me scrape neatly on the side!"

"Don't go too far!" The warrior monk shouted with a sad and indignant face.

The big face glanced at the warrior monk, and said leisurely: "I am willing to lose the bet." ”

"TMD counts you ruthlessly, don't plant it in my hands next time, otherwise I will definitely kill you!" As he spoke, the warrior monk picked up the scraper on the side and began to work.

Scraping and scraping, I don't know if it's because the big face and feet are too smelly or if the warrior monk himself is itchy nose, anyway, scraping and scraping, the warrior monk suddenly sneezed.

Then everyone heard a scream.

"Ahh

"What happened? What happened? This scream was so loud that it was heard upstairs and downstairs, and Shen Long, who was on the second floor, washed up and went to bed, but rushed up in a hurry after hearing the sound.

As a result, as soon as Shen Long opened the door, he saw a picture that made him doubt his life.

At this moment, Big Face was lying on the monk's bed with his eyes rolled, and he had no shoes on his feet. Well, that's not the point, the point is that the big face has a scraper stuck in the nail of the big foot.

And opposite the big face is a half-squatting warrior monk, and the picture of the warrior monk at this time is even more terrifying, his face is covered with blood, and he is holding a scraper in his hand.

Well, it's the same handful.

Shen Long rushed in, and the next time the warrior monk turned around, he hurriedly said, "Captain Shen, you listen to my explanation!" ”

"Ten Manchu Tortures!" Shen Long screamed, then hurriedly closed the door and rushed back to his room like the wind.

Warrior Monk: "......"

Everyone: "......"

You seem to be a little quicker.

……

A few days later, the captain stood on the windowsill and looked at the recruits below, and he was very emotional.

It's not good to manage the new barracks, seeing that the soldiers under him are finally getting acquainted, but they are about to leave in a blink of an eye, and they are still a little reluctant in their hearts.

But there is no way, the recruit camp is not a place to stay for a long time after all, they will eventually leave here and go to the company, to contribute to the country, and to contribute to the army.

Thinking of this, the captain suddenly turned to the political leader who was drinking tea behind him and said: "Then again, you have nothing to do and pay more attention to the psychological condition of the recruits, they are going to leave the company recently, they must have a lot of ideas." ”

"That's for sure, don't you think it was the same when we left the company? The heart is excited, curious and scared, anyway, all kinds of feelings are fused together. The political leader said with a smile.

Then, just as the captain sighed, suddenly his office door was opened, and a staff officer ran over in a panic.

"Captain, the captain just received a call from his superiors, this time the research team came ahead of schedule, and now it has arrived in the provincial capital, and it is estimated that it will arrive here in a few hours."

The shout of the staff officer startled the captains and political leaders on the side.

The captain reacted quickly, and hurriedly said: "Then you hurry up and prepare for the greeting, let the queue change clothes, and move the musical instruments over, fast!" ”

The staff officer nodded and turned around to run, but the political leader who had not yet gone out added another sentence in the back.

"Inform the captains of each team to be strict in the afternoon training, whoever stabs Lou Zi for me, I will stab whoever I stab!"

Staff Officer: "......"

……

And just when the captain was busy here, the other Wang Aiguo was eating instant noodles in the dormitory.

When he ate instant noodles, he now sighed that the bowl of the warrior monk was really good.

In the past, in order to save trouble, he used to open the bag directly, crumple the noodles, and then pour boiling water into the bag to eat.

It's convenient to eat like this, and you don't need to wash the dishes, but there is still a problem, that is, the noodles soaked in this way are very broken, and you can't hold them with chopsticks, so you can only drink them as soup.

Therefore, in the case of a bowl, it is more pleasant to soak it in a bowl.

Wang Aiguo's bowl is also relatively small, and it is not very convenient to make instant noodles at ordinary times, but now that there is a big bowl of warrior monks, it is really much more convenient.

As for the warrior monk, he didn't particularly care about Wang Aiguo using his bowl, just wash it and return it.

Soon a bowl of golden soup fat beef noodles was soaked like this, and after soaking, Wang Aiguo took a bite, and then frowned.

After a while, Wang Aiguo went to the toilet with the bowl, and when he came back, the bowl was empty.

The warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo, who was behaving strangely, and was stunned for a moment, but he didn't speak, and soon he saw that Wang Aiguo repeated the steps just now, opened a pack of instant noodles, and began to bubble.

Of course, this bowl is still golden soup fat beef noodles.

Soon the noodles were boiled, Wang Aiguo took a bite, then frowned again, repeated the steps just now, took the noodles to the toilet, and poured them into the toilet.

After pouring two bowls with one face, the warrior monk finally couldn't help but say to Wang Aiguo: "What are you doing?" Instant bowl noodles poured noodles again, do you have a lot of money? ”

"It's not that there's a lot of money, it's that there's no way. I don't know what's going on with this noodle.,I'm sour when I eat it.,Alas,It's estimated that it's expired.,Anyway, this commissary always sells expired food.,Is this really appropriate? ”

For Wang Aiguo's words, the warrior monk is also a little strange, two bowls are sour in a row, is the noodles really expired?

Speaking of this, the warrior monk also opened a pack of golden soup fat beef noodles and looked at it.

Seeing that the package was not expired, the warrior monk was even more puzzled, so he also decided to open a package of noodles and make a bowl to taste.

Following the steps on the instructions, the monk took a bite after soaking the noodles, and he was surprised to find that the noodles were really a little sour.

"Hey, this side is really sour!"

"Say, this noodle may be expired!" Wang Aiguo said with a flat face.

The warrior monk is a little strange, according to the reason, instant noodles rarely expire, and this thing is within the expiration date, so this smell should not appear.

Thinking of this, the warrior monk began to inspect the spice bags, and after a while, the warrior monk exclaimed.

Wang Aiguo was startled, and hurriedly said, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? Is there a worm in it? ”

", I just found out that the last packet of seasoning of this golden soup fat cow is vinegar, so the noodles we eat are sour!"

The warrior monk took a vinegar seasoning bag and shook it in front of Wang Aiguo.

Wang Aiguo was stunned on the spot, he didn't expect that there was vinegar in this thing.

At this embarrassing time, the door of Wang Aiguo's dormitory suddenly opened.

The warrior monk and Wang Aiguo turned around at the same time, but they saw that it was Fa Ge who walked in.

"Brother Fa, why are you here?" Wang Aiguo asked in surprise.

Fa Ge closed the door after entering the dormitory, and then said to Wang Aiguo and the warrior monk: "You should pay a little attention in the afternoon, I just got a notice from the brigade headquarters that the research team will come in the afternoon." ”

"Didn't you say that the research team would come over in two more days? Why did you come so early. ”

Fa Ge spread his hands and shook his head and said, "You ask me this question, and I don't know." That's the way it is, it's coming this afternoon.

Most of the ministry has also been contacted, and this time they are not going to leave immediately after the inspection, but to stay here for about a week, to watch the final phalanx performance of the recruits, and then check the final daily training of the recruits and the final award ceremony. ”

After Fa Ge finished speaking, Wang Aiguo nodded solemnly, and then looked at Fa Ge with a confused face and said, "Then what do these things have to do with us?" ”

"The brigade headquarters means that you don't get into trouble, especially don't get into the kind of work that sends people to the hospital, it's not good to drive in 120 at this time!"

While Fa Ge spoke, he looked at Wang Aiguo with a firm expression.

Wang Aiguo was speechless on the spot, what's the matter, does he like to send people to the hospital? Are these all irresistible factors? Can he be blamed?

"Brother Fa, what you said is too ruthless, many things are just in a hurry, in a hurry, and at the right time, if you have to put these pits on me, I have nothing to say, but do you think this conscience won't hurt?"

When Fa Ge heard this, he smiled angrily at Wang Aiguo, conscience, won't Wang Aiguo's conscience hurt when he says this?

"You talk to me about conscience? Go back and talk to Zhang Sanmu, he's still lying in the hospital!

Okay, I'm not going to talk nonsense with you, the brigade asked me to go to a meeting, I'll go over first, you go back and arrange here! ”