Chapter Twenty-Seven: Fuck Your Sister's Kavin, Lao Tzu Wants to Know All!
I have to say, little Lori's cooking skills are good.
I bought two catties of mutton, cut it into strips, mixed it with a pot of cold water, after boiling the pot over medium heat, scoop it off the foam with a soup spoon, and then pour in ginger, pepper, dried orange peel, hawthorn, and then pour in a small spoon of white wine, and boil slowly until dark.
Sprinkle in a small amount of salt before removing.
Chop the coriander and chopped green onion and sprinkle it in the sea bowl, and the fragrance comes to your nose.
Qi Pingchuan returned from the county office, put down his sword, came to the dining room after washing, and saw that there was only mutton soup on the table, frowned, and looked disgusted, "Only mutton soup?" ”
It is the Mid-Autumn Festival.
If you eat this mutton soup tonight, I'm afraid it's not to have hemorrhoids, according to reason, after the winter solstice is the best time to eat mutton soup.
It's just autumn, and Shang Yousu has done it several times.
How much does this little Lori like to eat mutton?
Little Lori diligently placed the dishes and chopsticks, and nodded with a smile when she heard the words, "Yes, this is the only one tonight." ”
Qi Pingchuan shook his face, "Don't eat!" ”
Half an hour later......
Qi Pingchuan was covered in fine sweat, his face was flushed, and he raised his head and grinned: "It's so fragrant!" ”
Incense is indeed fragrant.
It's just that after washing up and going to bed, Qi Pingchuan's heart was like a flame, and he burned uncomfortably, turning over and over, and almost when he was in the child, he lay almost naked on the quilt and fell asleep.
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Dream!
It's back to the familiar world, and it's also in the dead of night.
Still a clear dream.
Still in that study, there was still an ashtray on the computer desk, and unlike before, this time there were so many cigarette butts lying in the ashtray, almost full.
The young man sat in front of the computer, staring blankly at the word page on the desktop.
A bewildered look.
Qi Pingchuan still couldn't help but be amazed: this young man is indeed too handsome!
Wearing the same home nightgown, angular facial features, sexy lips, fluffy and slightly curly ear-length hair, all of them are showing two words: mature and handsome!
At this moment, the eyes that are a little confused exude a melancholy beauty and vicissitudes of life, which increases the masculinity even more.
It's a waste not to be an actor.
Qi Pingchuan's gaze also fell on the computer.
On the top page of Word, you can see the last paragraph of the previous chapter:
Qi Pingchuan didn't ask for hardship, and laughed proudly, "It's impossible to study again in this life!" ”
Well......
It's a real hammer.
This section is indeed the situation in the room of the little Lori Shang Yousu in the afternoon.
I am really the character of this online author.
Look down.
Chapter 29......
There are no chapter names.
There's a blank space underneath.,Obviously, this creator who created the world of Guanjing.,It's God for everyone.,Jun is preparing to write the next plot.。
Qi Pingchuan waited silently.
Don't dare to make the slightest difference.
Last time, I just wanted to get closer and take a closer look, but I fell out of my dream.
This time, you have to see the next plot written by this thing!
However......
The author-kun just sat there in a daze.
Qi Pingchuan was a little speechless, why don't you hurry up and write it, don't you live by the amount of updates, especially a scumbag author like you, you have to get 10,000 words or even 20,000 words a day, and you want to become a god if you don't explode?
Minutes and seconds passed.
Qi Pingchuan waited until he was a little impatient, and he really thought that he would try it without saying anything, what if he could communicate with the author?
saw that the author finally moved.
Pulling out a thin strip of cigarette from the cigarette case on the table and holding it to his mouth, the action is no longer elegant and mature, but gives people a sense of helpless and uncomfortable fatigue.
The red disposable lighter snapped, and the flames flickered.
The young man took a deep breath and looked worried.
Place the cigarette between the notches on the ashtray and place your hands on the keyboard......
Qi Pingchuan's heart was full of anticipation.
Unexpectedly......
The author raised his right hand again dejectedly, landed on the mouse, snapped for a while, boarded QQ, and then clicked on a chat group with a lot of news.
"Starting Point History Channel" chat group.
This product is really an online author, and Qi Pingchuan also knows the website "Starting Point".
The largest fiction site on the planet.
Qi Pingchuan was not surprised.
Anyway, the two worlds before and after he crossed over were constructed by the author, and according to his setting, it is estimated that he and he live on the same earth and in the same time and space.
But I saw that the author knocked out a line of words.
Enter.
"The new book has written 60,000 words and has an outline, but what should I do if I get it?"
After snapping again, enter the car.
"Wait online, hurry!"
Qi Pingchuan was speechless for a while, and he had the heart to scold his mother.
Card your sister's text!
It was not easy for Lao Tzu to have this dream, so that he could see your code words here, thinking that he could see the next plot, and naturally he could become the omniscient of the next plot.
What a golden finger of beer.
You're telling me you're Kavin now!
Qi Pingchuan suddenly felt a little sad, hating only that he had become a character of the author of the street, if it was those platinum gods, how could there be a situation with Kavin?
But then Qi Pingchuan was startled.
Someone in the chat group replied: Cut!
Fortunately, the author replied proudly: It is impossible for a eunuch to be a eunuch, I am a disciplined writer, so far a few books, even if they hit the street, but there has never been a eunuch!
Qi Pingchuan let out a sigh, which was also good news.
The author Jun quickly closed QQ,Under Qi Pingchuan's gaze,First opened the web page,Log in to a basketball forum called "Tiger Pounce",Browse for a while,After inadvertently seeing two long-legged beauty welfare posts,The author Jun was in a commotion in his heart,Decisively close the forum page。
Enter Baidu, then enter the word "grass pomegranate", and click search......
Nima!
The despair in Qi Pingchuan's heart.
Do you want to watch a movie......
Do you want to find inspiration from masturbation......
Fortunately, the author Jun is obviously not a veteran, and the "grass pomegranate" web page found out by Baidu is almost all 404, about ten minutes, and this product has to be stopped.
Reopen the G drive and prepare to hold a chapter.
Qi Pingchuan glanced at it, and his heart suddenly felt cool and cool.
There are more than ten folders in the G drive, all of which are novel titles: "Historical Repairman", "Song Shi Enchanting", "You May Not Believe It When You Say It", "Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, I Respect", ......
How many books does this eunuch have, so many wasted manuscripts!
In a trance, the author Jun opened the WORD page, sighed helplessly and said to himself, "Why don't you get a few chapters of water, or drive a car...... Let the protagonist Qi Pingchuan go to the Huanqing River to play the female trick first? ”
Qi Pingchuan was full of joy and sorrow, and he couldn't wait to look up to the sky and howl.
Happily, it can be seen from the author's sentence that he is indeed the protagonist in his book.
Sadly, he only needs 60,000 words of water, and his fate is worrying.