Chapter 115: Eat and Sleep!
Seeing his wife, Lin Chong was stunned for a long time, and said to her excitedly: "Lady, you, you are still alive, I thought you were already immortal."
For so long, do you know how I've lived, I miss you every day, and ask myself every day, if I could have been tougher in the first place.
How good it is to kill Gao Yanei directly, it will not cause the tragedy of family ruin, that Gao Yanei and Lu Xun have already been killed by me.
It's great that you're still alive, lady. After finishing speaking, Lin Chong couldn't care about other people's eyes, so he directly took the lady in his arms.
LIN NIANGZI BLUSHED WITH SHAME, SLAPPED LIN CHONG'S MOUTH WITH HER FIST, AND SAID SHYLY: "LET GO, SO MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING." ”
Wang Jin directly stretched out his hand and waved it in front of him: "Oops, I can't see anything anymore." Why is it suddenly dark. ”
After hearing Wang Jin's words, Lin Chong embarrassedly let go of his mother.
Lin Niangzi said to Lin Chong: "After the official had an accident, that Gao Yanei brought someone to me for trouble, but fortunately, the God of Martial Arts was prepared.
Let his men drive away Gao Yanei, and take me and my whole family to Yanggu County. This is why we have the reunion of our husband and wife today. ”
After the husband and wife talked for a while, Lin Chong saluted Wang and said, "Master, this time Master Lao escorted Neizi, and the master has worked hard all the way."
Let's go up the mountain and rest as soon as possible. I also have good news to tell the master, that the Gao Yu who persecuted us at the beginning has been captured alive by the brothers on Liangshan.
I heard my brother say that he would have a public trial in a few days, and what he wanted to broadcast live, I don't understand, anyway, he will inevitably die.
In the past few days, every day when I have something to do, I will beat Gao Yu's wife out of anger. Do you want the master to beat him a few times to get angry? ”
After listening to Lin Chong's words, Wang Jin laughed. "Before I came here the other day, the owner told me a joke that I didn't think was funny at the time.
But today, when I heard that you have been angry about everything in the past two days, I realized how deep and connotative the jokes told by the owner are. ”
As soon as Lin Chong heard that there was a joke to listen to, he immediately asked curiously: "Master, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, anyway, there is still a distance up the mountain, you can also tell me about it." ”
After hearing Lin Chong's question, Wang Jin said with a smile: "The owner said that in the past, on a certain island, there was a group of natives.
One day, a group of adventurers discovered the island. Oddly enough, there is no entertainment on this island.
So, the adventurers of good deeds asked these natives one by one, don't you feel bored when you live here all day long and have no entertainment?
The answer of the natives is the same: we are not bored, we live a very full life, we eat, sleep, and play QQ every day.
Adventurers are very strange, what is there to fight in this QQ. When the adventurer asked the last native who was far away from the crowd.
The native replied: No, it is not boring, his daily life is to eat, sleep, and run away.
The adventurer was very surprised, so he asked this unusual native: why do others eat and sleep every day and play QQ. And to you is fleeing?
The native replied: Please, don't mention QQ, my name is QQ. Haha, I'm laughing to death, futu, don't you say it's funny? ”
After listening to Wang Jin's joke, Lin Chongxin said: What's funny, doesn't it mean that I will fight Gao Yu if I have nothing to do. Shouldn't he have hit?
When did the master become so merciful? actually learned to repay grievances with virtue.
Thinking of this, Lin Chong said to Wang Jin: "Master, this joke is not funny, are you asking me not to fight Gao Yu?" ”
After listening to Lin Chong's questioning, Wang Jin said with a serious face: "Fight, why don't you fight, not only do you have to fight, but I also have to fight."
The master should do what the owner said in the joke, eat, sleep, and play when he has nothing to do. I just think this joke corresponds to Gao Yu's current situation.
That's why I think it's funny, haha, Gao Yu never thought that he would have today. ”
Wang Jin, who settled down in Liangshan, also joined Lin Chong's ranks, and his daily routine was to eat, sleep, and fight Gao.
Time is like quicksand, and in the blink of an eye, the day of the public trial of Gao Yu has arrived.
Liang Shan, Gao Yu, who had a blue nose and swollen face, was carried by Lin Chong to the live broadcast site that had been arranged a long time ago. The goblins who had been on standby here immediately turned on the live broadcast mode.
In the territory of the Song Dynasty, whether it was a group of heroes gathering restaurants or group group wine shops, a vacant land was opened up in front of the door early.
There is a 50-meter-high curtain in front of the clearing, and on the screen, through the specific black technology of the goblin clan, the current situation of the high level on Liangshan is broadcast in real time.
The picture is clear, and you can see the hairs on Gao Yu's face. In front of the curtain, the crowd of onlookers stood in black.
The indignant crowd often erupted in shouts of "shoot him".
For such a miraculous scene, the onlookers no longer have any doubts, in their opinion, since the God of Martial Arts is a god descending from heaven.
So no matter what kind of strange things he makes, everyone will think it's normal, gods, that is a great supernatural power, of course it is different.
Now these onlookers only care about when and how Gao Yu, a scourge, will die.
In Bianliang City, in the palace, Song Huizong Zhao Zhe was anxious like ants on a hot pot, constantly walking around.
He asked Master Li uneasily, "Master Aifei, haven't you contacted your brother yet?" The Liangshan thieves are too powerful, and today only the national teacher can save Gao Yu's life. ”
Master Li had already received Wu Ming's advice, and Wu Ming knew that with Zhao Zhe's soft-hearted nature, when he heard that Gao Yu was about to die.
Then he will definitely ask himself to come forward to rescue Gao Yu. The people of Liangshan finally captured Gao Yu alive under their own design.
How could he let Gao Yu go again, Gao Yu must die, and it is useless for anyone to come forward.
Master Li said to Zhao Zhe: "Your Majesty, didn't my brother-in-law go to sea early to explore, the sea is vast, how can I contact my brother-in-law at this time." ”
Zhao Zhe said a little angrily: "Isn't the industry where the heroes gather the national teacher, now the whole world knows that the industry of the heroes is going to be broadcast live to execute Gao Yu."
You told me that you couldn't contact your brother-in-law, and you were guilty of deceit. The shopkeeper of the group of heroes is also guilty of befriending bandits. ”
Seeing that Zhao Zhe was a little angry, Master Li smiled sweetly at Zhao Zhe and said, "Your Majesty, you have wronged the slave family and your brother-in-law."
First: The righteous brother is far overseas, I really can't get in touch, if the righteous brother is in our Great Song Dynasty, the slave family still has a way to contact, this time it is too far away, no wonder the slave family.
Second: When the group of heroes gathers in the restaurant and opens the door to do business, they will naturally make friends with some people of three religions and nine streams, and this time the righteous brother is not in our Great Song Dynasty.
Therefore, the shopkeeper of the wine industry has no way to ask Brother Shi to accept the business this time. In line with the idea that it is stupid to have silver and not make money.
They will do such a foolish thing, this time write down this account first, and when the righteous brother comes back, I will let the righteous brother clean them up. ”