Although the process was not very pleasant, the result was pleasant, at least after a while, everyone finally had their meal.

After eating, everyone knew what it meant to hold a happy event in the village, in fact, there was an old man in the village who was 100 years old this year, so he specially set up a flowing water banquet to call everyone in the village over.

Wang Aiguo and the others were not familiar with other people, so they sat directly beside Chen Wenfeng during dinner.

Wang Aiguo and others naturally don't drink alcohol, but it is impossible for Chen Wenfeng and others not to drink.

Soon Chen Wenfeng looked at Wang Aiguo's shoulder, and said to Wang Aiguo drunkenly: "Little fat man, how old are you this year?" Are you married? ”

was suddenly asked this question, Wang Aiguo immediately thought of the beautiful girl, and then the old face, no, the fat face turned red.

"Mr. Chen, I'm still young, let's talk about it after two years of marriage!"

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, Chen Wenfeng looked at Wang Aiguo with a shocked expression.

"You're still young, you look like you're almost 40, okay!"

Wang Aiguo: "......"

Chen Wenfeng's words about Wang Aiguo almost died on the spot.

God is almost 40, he hasn't even reached 30 this year, okay?

After saying Wang Aiguo, Chen Wenfeng turned his head to look at the warrior monk again.

"Haha, what about you, young man? When do you want to get married? ”

The first reaction in the mind of the warrior monk when he heard this was Liu Wenjun's face, and then he inexplicably felt that this topic was very heavy.

Well, it's the really heavy kind!

"Hehe, I'm not in a hurry to get married, I'm young, and I haven't grown up yet!"

After the warrior monk finished speaking, everyone at the table fell silent, and everyone looked at the warrior monk with wrong eyes.

The warrior monk is 1.85 meters tall, weighs 190 pounds, and looks like he is hairy all over his body. , is this called no long opening?

Do you have any misunderstanding about Changkai?

Finding that everyone's eyes were very strange, the warrior monk coughed lightly twice and showed a bright smile.

"Everyone knows that children are ugly when they are born, and as time goes by, he will slowly grow up, more and more beautiful, everyone look at me, I belong to the non-growth! Give me a few more years......"

"I think you're going to want to open it!" Chen Wenfeng said with a firm face.

Warrior Monk: "......"

Everyone who eats this meal is about to have stomach problems, and it is really unappetizing to eat while piercing the heart.

There was no way, Wang Aiguo and the others couldn't stand the enthusiasm of the villagers, so in the end, they could only hold back a smile and eat the whole meal.

Meals in rural areas are generally relatively early, and it is only half past eleven after eating.

The captain said that they could go back later today, even at 8 o'clock in the evening, so after leaving the village without saying a word, we took a taxi to the city.

Although this group of people is now in the army, it is always good to be able to leave the army and swing outside.

……

After leaving the village, I took a taxi and all four people sat on it.

After getting into the car, Wang Aiguo, who didn't know the most, suddenly patted the shoulder of the co-pilot Wang Aiguo, and then said softly.

"Then again, fatty, are you going to fall in love with Sister Leopard?"

Wang Aiguo looked back at the right descendant with a confused face, why did he fall in love with Sister Leopard in a daze, he and Sister Leopard are iron buddies.

Ah, at this time, the warrior monk coughed lightly, and then descended to the right: "You really don't know much about Wang Aiguo, he already has a girlfriend!" ”

After the warrior monk finished speaking, he felt that the whole person was not good, Wang Aiguo has a girlfriend, will this be too unexpected?

"You're not kidding, right, his girlfriend isn't Sister Leopard?" Right descendant said with a shocked face.

Then the warrior monk and the big face shook their heads at the same time, and said in unison: "No." ”

"It's not Sister Leopard, who is that? Who else is blind and will take a fancy to him in these years? ”

Wang Aiguo was a little unhappy when he said that he was descending to the right, but Wang Aiguo hadn't made a move yet, so the warrior monk and the big face turned on their mobile phones at the same time, found out the photos sent by Wang Aiguo one by one, and put them in front of the right descendant.

When the right descended and looked at the intimate photo of the beautiful girl and Wang Aiguo, he suddenly felt that the world was too terrible.

After a while, he covered his heart and said to Wang Aiguo: "No, fat man, or you can go out to play later, and send me to the hospital, I think I need a cardiotonic injection very much now!" ”

"What, don't be so exaggerated, is there anything abnormal about me having a girlfriend?" Wang Aiguo said with an embarrassed face.

Right descended with a long sigh and said slowly: "It's normal to have a girlfriend, but your girlfriend is so beautiful, I don't believe it!" This world is too crazy, I'm better looking than you, and I don't have a girlfriend! You dead fat man, where did you cheat such a beautiful girlfriend? ”

Wang Aiguo glanced at his right, he was speechless at the moment, but he was still a little happy in his heart.

Men are such simple creatures, and when someone compliments your wife on how good you look, you will always feel very happy, and there is an inexplicable sense of pride.

After thinking about it for a while, the right descendant found that this fact was getting more and more beyond his imagination, and finally he felt that he still couldn't accept this reality, so he grabbed his head and shouted with a broken face.

"It's not scientific, it's really unscientific, how is this possible? Anyway, even your girlfriend is so good-looking, so why can't I find a girlfriend? ”

As he spoke, the warrior monk suddenly tilted his head and glanced at the right descendant.

"Why don't you have a girlfriend, isn't it because you didn't look for it?"

"I looked for it, how could I not have looked for it?"

When he said this, the warrior monk was even more puzzled.

"You're looking for it? How do you find yourself in the army? ”

Right descended snorted lightly, then turned his head slightly embarrassed and said lightly: "I have left my photos and information on more than a dozen blind date websites, but no one has greeted me so far!" ”

Upon hearing this, everyone fell silent.

And Wang Aiguo, who was sitting in the co-pilot, snorted disdainfully at this time.

"Do you know that there is a 33-year-old single dog named Zuo Tengxiang in the island country, and he made a blind date website that only belongs to him in order to get rid of the single."

"Log in to this website, and all the regions you can choose are all the regions you are in. And all 30 male information you can search for are all about him.

In other words, he plays 30 people a day and chats with all kinds of different women. In addition to this, I heard that he also made a so-called divination system.

After typing in the name by text message, it will quickly match the other half of his life, and of course, it must be him. ”

"A website that lasted for years and had millions of views, but even so, he's still single!"

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, he also glanced to the right by the way.

Wang Aiguo's right descent at this glance was terrifying.

"So online marriage is unreliable?" Right descended a little embarrassed and said.

Wang Aiguo let out a long sigh and said, "No, I mean it's useless to post photos of ugly people." ”

Descend right: "......"

Mader, if I hadn't worn pants today, I would have had to compete with you!

……

So many times life is like this, most of the time people feel uncomfortable as soon as they open their eyes.

Going to work is weak and weak, living is weak, lying down and not making effort, anyway, I can't be energetic, but I eat a lot.

Many people think that being fat can be forgiven, and eating too much can be forgiven, but they all ignore the most important point, that you should not be forgiven for being ugly.

Of course, people like me Mao 300 are definitely not among them, after all, my appearance is really very high!

……

Once in the city, the four men began to wander outside.

After two hours of wandering, everyone finally had sore legs and numb feet, and decided to find a coffee shop to sit in for a while.

The four of them ordered a cup of coffee and sat in the café, and after looking at each other for a while, Wang Aiguo felt that this would not be embarrassing, so he said: "Or, let's play something?" ”

"It's not good for 4 people to jerk off here!" Big Face said after a moment of silence.

Then Wang Aiguo and the three of them looked at the big face with a firm face!

This person's head is worthy of being kicked by a pig, and sure enough, the brain circuit is strange.

Covering his head, Wang Aiguo really didn't want to say anything, and finally got up and walked out of the café directly.

Then when Wang Aiguo came back again, he already had two decks of playing cards in his hand.

"If you can't do it, you can play poker!" Wang Aiguo threw two decks of playing cards on the table and said calmly to everyone.

As soon as he saw the playing cards, he was speechless.

I saw that the right descendant said with a dissatisfied face: "I finally came out once and played poker in the café, playing poker, why don't we go back?" ”

"So what do you want to do if you don't play poker?" The warrior monk said to the right descendant while unpacking the poker.

Descend to the right, look left, look right, and finally fix your eyes on the waitress at the counter.

"With this spare time, why don't I go and flirt with my sister!" Right descended and said with a firm face.

Everyone was stunned, this topic is a bit interesting, why don't you go to flirt with my sister when you have this spare time?

However, Wang Aiguo has a girlfriend, the warrior monk has a girlfriend, and the big-faced person has been kicked by a pig, so he can skip it, and in the end, only the right is left.

So Wang Aiguo nodded firmly to the right and said, "What you say is very reasonable, so why don't you go and tease?" ”

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, his face was slightly embarrassed.

This man is notoriously a talking giant, a dwarf of action.

And now there's a fart maniac and a man with smelly feet at this table.

Seeing the embarrassment of descending right, at this time, the big face suddenly raised his hand and said, "Brother, don't you know how to flirt?" It's okay, I can teach you this, I learned a lot! ”

"Hehe, after studying for a long time, my head was kicked by a pig!" The warrior monk and Wang Aiguo said to the big face with a sneer.