Chapter Twenty-Six: Mistaken Bandits
Today, Fang Jifan washed up, and then rushed directly to the study, seeing that Ouyang Zhi and the three of them were already waiting here.
Then the teacher sat down, his legs were high, and he glanced at Ouyang Zhi first: "What kind of book is you holding in your hand?" ”
Ouyang Zhi said: "It's a record of etiquette. ”
Fang Jifan was not happy: "Take it." ”
Ouyang Zhi didn't dare to slack off, and handed over the gift to Fang Jifan.
Fang Jifan tore up in front of them and directly tore up the "Book of Rites".
Ouyang Zhi and the three of them were angry, there is no reason, even if you are Enfu, you can't be so lacking in virtue, the exam is approaching, you have to review your homework, these four books and five classics are necessary for the exam, Enfu...... And thou hast torn ...... Tear it up, this is a saint classic, is it......
Fang Jifan didn't frown, and said lightly: "In the future, don't read these idle books anymore." ”
Idle...... Idle Book ......
Ouyang Zhi suddenly looked in pain, this "Book of Rites" is to the imperial examination, which is equivalent to the textbook of later generations to the college entrance examination.
Ouyang Zhi looked at Fang Jifan angrily.
Fang Jifan pouted and said, "I dare to disagree, stretch out my hand and hit my palm." ”
"Teacher......" Jiang Chen wanted to speak and stopped.
Chen Kaizhi looked at Jiang Chen again: "It seems that you are not convinced, and your palms are also raised." Forget it......" Fang Jifan sighed: "Three protégés, the palms and backs of their hands are full of meat, and only two of them are beaten, this is called favoritism, the three of you will stretch out your palms, and the teacher will punish you severely." ”
Liu Wenshan's temperament is a little anxious, I have never seen such a teacher, he is already like thunder, but he doesn't dare to attack.
In this era, there is such a good thing, if the protégé dares to contradict the teacher, this is a great disrespect, and it is no different from disloyalty and unfilial piety.
So if it's a tiger, you have to lie down, and if it's a dragon, you have to coil.
Fang Jifan had already raised the whip he had prepared, and when the three of them stretched out their palms, they were not polite, and snapped down, grinning at the three of them.
Now, it's comfortable.
No wonder everyone in the world likes to be an emperor, to be someone else's father or a teacher, they can be so arrogant without giving reasons, let alone the emperor of heaven and earth!
It turns out that there are a few protégés who can still heal their psychology after being distorted by this world.
Fang Jifan continued: "From now on, write an article for the teacher, um...... Make three questions for the teacher, and you should do it well. ”
"Teacher, students, etc., now the foundation is not stable, it is better to lay a good foundation first, these eight strands of text, need to be ......" Jiang Chen's palms were hot and painful, and he heard that the teacher wanted them to do the questions, but he couldn't help but want to remind.
It's not right for you to teach like that!
Fang Jifan glared at him: "Are you a teacher or am I a teacher?" ”
"......" Jiang Chen was speechless, but fortunately, the tears of the past few days had already dried up, but he would not cry and cry.
Fang Jifan got up, paced back and forth with his hands behind his back in this study, looking like he was doing something about it.
In fact, according to the records of Shuntianfu, Fang Jifan knew that the question of this year's township examination was "Benevolent Government in the Present Time", this question is very pitiful, where is the pit? Because this is the cut-off topic, the so-called cut-off topic, just like the poem "Flying Stream Straight Down 3,000 Feet, Suspected to be the Milky Way Falling Nine Days", normal people make the question, probably 'Flying Stream', 'Three Thousand Feet', 'Milky Way', 'Nine Days', and the Cut-off is different, it is 'straight down', do you think this is the end? After 'straight down', the pit daddy examiner will also leave a blank space, and then add the word 'fall' at the end, so the question becomes 'straight down'.
This kind of question belongs to the madness, 'benevolent government in today's time', is this type, because the first four words and the last two words have nothing to do with each other at all, but the candidate is asked to pull out a big reason according to such nonsense questions.
The examiner is so cheap that it makes no sense if he is not buried alive.
But Fang Jifan knew that he couldn't throw this question out directly, but needed to hide the real exam questions in many questions, so as to arouse the suspicion of others.
So he smiled and said, "Hmm...... The first question: Wealth can't. The second question: Let's take the question of making no lawsuit unlitigated. This third ...... Well, think about it again for the teacher, there is, 'Benevolent government at this time', that's it, from now on, you do the question, you can't do it, hehe......"
Among these three questions, the easiest is that wealth and nobility can't, followed by the necessity to make no lawsuits, and the most rare is the current time of benevolence, the level of this question, in fact, it's okay, Ouyang Zhi couldn't help but be stunned, and the court made a salute to Fang Jifan: "The three questions that Enfu casually came out of, but they are ...... Ahem...... Master Mo Fei has also studied the Four Books and Five Classics, and can compose eight strands. ”
"No!" Fang Jifan's two words directly made the three of them fall into the abyss.
What's more, you haven't read the Four Books and Five Classics, you are still embarrassed to teach Xiucai, you don't know how to do eight shares, what are you doing, and you come to ask people to do questions?
Fang Jifan smiled and said: "However, in order to do this well and be a qualified master, I specially bought a copy of the three hundred articles of "Eight Shares" for the teacher, and these three questions are intercepted from the three hundred articles of "Eight Shares". ”
Ouyang Zhi and the others were completely desperate, and they made a mistake with bandits.
This time in the township test, they don't seem to have any hope, no matter what, they got the money from Enfu, saved the lives of their classmates, and have already worshiped their teachers, what else can they say, everything...... There is always a price to pay.
The three of them had to gather around the desk, spread out their papers, and began to work on the questions.
Fang Jifan asked people to move a Taishi chair, lying on his back on the chair, his feet on the desk, and after a while, he was already snoring.
Although Fang Jifan doesn't know much about teaching, it is almost the same as raising pigs at home when he was young in his previous life.
Fang Jifan is a strict teacher, with a whip in his hand, naturally he has to beat a dozen every other day, they wrote an article, Fang Jifan didn't understand it very well, he only felt that this was too much, it was a real headache, but naturally he had to compare a few sentences, your level was not hot, re-do the question, and then write.
Whoever dares to question it has to hit a dozen palms, and in this study, there is a howl every once in a while.
Deng Jian came to pour tea and water for Fang Jifan from time to time, and when he heard that the young master was beating people, he felt comfortable all over his body, as if someone else was married, he went to the cave room, and he didn't feel comfortable if he didn't hear a sound from the cave room.
It was the Yang steward in the house, but he was anxious.
He was also born as a scholar and a talent, but unfortunately he failed many times, so he committed himself to the Fang family and became the chief housekeeper of the Fang family.
Now looking at the three honest talents, being played by the young master like this, Steward Yang actually has a sense of substitution.
Empathize, every time I hear the wailing in the study, and Fang Jifan comes from time to time a few words, Bagu Wen is a teacher who doesn't understand, can't I teach you if I don't understand, Steward Yang feels even more worried, these three talents, I'm afraid that their future will be ruined in the hands of the young master.
After several days in a row, Steward Yang finally mustered up the courage, and this matter could not stand idly by.
So in the evening, when the uncle came back from duty, Steward Yang was busy welcoming the uncle to sit in the hall, and he personally held the tea.
The tired Fang Jinglong said casually: "Ji Fan is at home, is it still safe?" ”
Steward Yang smiled bitterly: "Uncle, the student has some words, I don't know whether to say it or not, the young master forced the three Xiucai to worship him as a teacher, so he called them to the house...... Belch...... Teach them to read...... Uncle......"
Steward Yang showed a bitter gourd face, and then said: "These three talents are all famous scholars, and the dynasty treats scholars preferentially, and those who learn are excellent." The young master, but they are often beaten and scolded, all kinds of nonsense, seeing, the township test is about to start, this is related to the life of the reader, missed the opportunity, it is another three years, the student did not mean to slander the young master, just ...... The student felt that the uncle should take care of it, and he must not delay the future of the three talents, not to mention, if this matter spreads, it will not sound good. ”
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