Chapter 31: What bullshit unfolds
"Huh?" Jiang Xiaoyu was shocked, because it was the first time in so many years that a charlatan had deceived him. What do you mean that I am gifted, and I am a martial arts genius at first glance? This kind of bridge is usually only found in the storytelling stories of my dead ghost father. And it's still the kind of particularly bad story that uses this kind of bridge.
Generally speaking, what kind of follow-up will be carried out, Jiang Xiaoyu already knows in his heart.
To put it simply: xxx will maintain world peace in the future, and the responsibility of maintaining the stability of the empire will be entrusted to you. Now we do a special, don't 998, don't 98, just 9.8, peerless martial arts cheats to take home!
Well, that's pretty much it, because that's all these routines do. My father told me a lot of these stories when he was alive, and then he wrote them all down. And Daddy has always commented on such routines: old-fashioned.
Jiang Xiaoyu thinks that someone wants to use such an old-fashioned routine on himself, is this despising his own IQ?
"Childe stays, Childe stays. The guy from the so-called Imperial Martial Arts Exchange Promotion Association hurriedly ran in front of him, and said very enthusiastically: "Childe, I see that your heavenly court is full and the earth pavilion is round, this is the appearance of great wealth and nobility!"
"Hmm, didn't you just say that my bones are amazing, and I am the material of a genius martial artist? Why have I become rich and wealthy now?"
"It's not a conflict. You think, the empire respects martial arts, you are a martial arts genius, and you can naturally become rich and noble. ”
"Oh~ really makes sense. ”
"Childe, I have seen countless people, and you are definitely unique. In the future, the achievements will not be lower than the third rank of the human rank!" The man with a resolute and upright face stretched out three fingers to show his optimism about Jiang Xiaoyu.
Well, this liar is a little too timid, and he only says that he can reach the third rank of the human rank. Really...... How bold man is, how fruitful is the earth!
If you want to cheat, then you must at least say that you will become a master of the third rank of the heavenly rank in the future! What the hell is the third rank of the human rank? It sounds unattractive.
Jiang Xiaoyu felt that what this man who seemed to be upright was too cautious, and if he wanted to brag and cheat, he had to draw cakes. If you don't blow a cake of 100 million gold dollars, who can you deceive?
"Oh, thank you. "Jiang Xiaoyu doesn't plan to talk to this kind of liar. It's better to find Xiao Jin and the others quickly, and then arrest them all. They continue to deceive others.
"Eh, Childe, don't go, don't go. Look at my cheats here...... Take a look at it first, it's all good. Our Imperial Martial Arts Exchange Promotion Association adheres to the tenet that everyone has martial arts training, and all members can borrow all kinds of martial arts cheats for free in our association. The man grabbed Jiang Xiaoyu, who wanted to leave, and he was still trying to sell it.
"Of course, there are requirements for membership, as well as the degree of contribution to membership. Only those who have a high enough contribution can read more martial arts cheats. ”
"Hmm, that's so good?" Jiang Xiaoyu raised his eyebrows, although he didn't believe everything the man said at all. But I'm still willing to deal with this man, because I have more information, and then I can catch all these guys. Jiang Xiaoyu felt that the arrow on his waist was still there. Well, that's fine. This is a must-have item for Jiang Xiaoyu to go out, and the whole city rangers will go out as soon as the arrow comes out.
As long as this thing is there, Jiang Xiaoyu has nothing to fear from these charlatans. And the man in front of him doesn't look like a master, well, get rid of them.
"So how do you calculate your membership contribution?"
"It's very simple, one is to join the club and pay money. One is to provide scarce martial arts cheats on the market. The contribution is then calculated based on what you provide. Because the Imperial Martial Arts Promotion Exchange Association is an open organization, our purpose is that everyone must have martial arts training, and they can all practice well. So we are not profitable, after all, [everyone for one, I for everyone]. ”
When Jiang Xiaoyu heard this, he suddenly felt that they were ruining the sentence [everyone for me, I for everyone]. After all, it sounds quite lofty, and I don't know where they copied it from.
"For a talented martial arts wizard like you, our association is also very happy for you to join. As long as the basic entrance fee of ten gold yuan, you can browse all the martial arts cheats below the seventh rank in the association. ”
"That's pointless, go to the academy to study, if you're serious, you can learn it. ”
"But don't you need money to go to the academy, and how expensive the tuition fee is, how many ten gold yuan! Moreover, our association's various martial arts cheats and various reading experiences can reduce the detours that everyone takes in learning martial arts. ”
"Then you still say that I can get to the third grade? It is better for you to come from the Taixue Academy. ”
"It's different, it's not the same. The seemingly upright man whispered to Jiang Xiaoyu: "Our association is different. There are also a lot of advanced martial arts cheats within our association. Have you ever heard of "Jiuyang Divine Skill"?"
Jiang Xiaoyu shook his head, he really hadn't heard of it. Eh, but I seem to have heard of it, where have you heard of this?
"What about "Dugu Nine Swords"?"
Jiang Xiaoyu shook his head, but the sense of familiarity became stronger and stronger.
"You know the "Sunflower Treasure Book" and the "Evil Sword Technique"!" The man with an upright face said in a particularly low voice: "These two cheats can quickly turn you into a master!"
In an instant, something in Jiang Xiaoyu's memory door opened. Oh! Yes! Isn't this the martial arts cheats in some of the stories that the dead ghost father talked to him every day back then?! Because it's too long ago, and it's all some stories, Jiang Xiaoyu didn't think about it for a while. But when the two things "Sunflower Treasure Book" and "Evil Sword Technique" came out, Jiang Xiaoyu instantly remembered.
Because my father specifically said these two cheats, [If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace]. At that time, the young Jiang Xiaoyu didn't know what Zigong meant. But when he grew up, he began to understand the horror of the palace. Even thinking about it makes my crotch feel cold.
"How about it, is Childe interested in learning?" The man with a straight face looked at Jiang Xiaoyu with a sense of justice. Jiang Xiaoyu only felt as if he was being targeted by the general manager of Ouchi.
"A ...... from a poor family"
"It's okay Childe, if you don't have money and don't have cheats to provide contribution, there is actually another way for you to increase your contribution. That is, you can pull people into the club, as long as you pull one person to pay ten gold yuan for the membership blessing, then you will automatically get ten contribution points. And when the contribution points reach 1,000 points, you can browse the six cheats. ”
"If you can reach 10,000 contribution points, then you can browse the Wupin Martial Arts cheats, and you can become the local president of our Martial Arts Exchange Promotion Association, just like me, you can choose a city as a development base. And if you don't look at the cheats, you can also exchange them for gold dollars~. How about you, are you joining the club?" The man with an upright face looked at Jiang Xiaoyu, full of righteousness: "Our job is not only to help promote the development and exchange of imperial martial arts, but also to benefit ourselves." Do you think it's a great cause?!"
Jiang Xiaoyu: Meow meow, wait, is this a kind of thing that the dead ghost father once vaguely mentioned, that kind of thing seems to be called [pyramid scheme]?