The capital is empty. The yamen of the government everywhere can be crowded and deserted. Now the main officials have gone out of the city to accompany the emperor, so the imperial court is also outside the city.

The two mentally handicapped women are still searching the streets for the trace of the big enemy Gao Fangping.

The dog-legged family didn't know what these two young ladies were pretending to be, and their behavior was very strange. On the one hand, they threatened to find the homeless man and crush him to ashes, and on the other hand, the costumes of these two mentally retarded people were also very different from the past, they used to be dressed as steppe female warriors, and they liked to carry bows and arrows to rush forward.

But now, especially Xiao Lina, dressed up like a lady. Many Liao villagers sprayed rice when they saw them. I really never thought that these two women would be able to wear makeup one day. Not to mention the good makeup, but the technique is too poor, and the painting is like two monsters.

If it weren't for their good looks, the makeup would be almost as good as the movie.

The sinister Gao Fangping knew their every move. They were looking for Gao Fangping all over the world, but Gao Fangping was lurking near them, staring at them, watching them walk sideways like crabs.

"Boy, where to go!"

Xiao Lina and Yelu Qingyuan now jump three feet high when they see the beggar.

No, seeing the two beggars carrying maces very strangely, they obviously did not match Gao Fangping's characteristics, but in line with the principle of a dog kicking, they rushed forward and grabbed and asked.

These two beggars are Xiao Gan and Yelu Dashi, who have finally entered Beijing.

In fact, although Guo Yaoshi's department is poor, ordinary civilian clothes can still be given to them, but Xiao Gan is cunning, in order to pretend to be loyal and hard, before entering Beijing, he found out the beggar-like leather room military uniform and put it on, proving that Lao Tzu is a hero who has endured hardships and returned from hardships.

Yelu Dashi didn't like Xiao Gan's set, but he was also an officer of the Leather Room Army, and he felt that there was nothing wrong with wearing the uniform of the Leather Room Army when he entered Beijing, and it was right, so he could only follow Xiao Gan to do so.

I didn't want to encounter martial law when I came to the vicinity of Shangjing, if Gao Fangping was in the team, it would be no problem, but Gao Fangping disappeared, so even if the Guo Yaoshi clan was meritorious, it could only stay two hundred miles away and wait for the end of the alliance of the big tent in the leather room.

So Xiao Gan and the others, as officers of the leather room army, went to Beijing first to inquire about the news. But I didn't want to, and I was caught by two little evil stars.

Now they were surrounded, and the invincible formation led by Xiao Lina of Yelu Qingyuan was watching the two people who had fled and returned.

Seeing that it was these two ancestors, Xiao Gan and Yelu Dashi had a headache. Of course, Xiao Gan knows who these two gentlemen are, and they are big celebrities in Beijing.

After forcing Dashi and Xiao Gan into a corner, the two young ladies were disappointed for a while, this is not the one who killed a thousand knives, it is obviously very different.

Even if they find the wrong person, these two little gentlemen don't think they are wrong. simply ignored Xiao Gan and Yelu Dashi, and discussed it on his own.

Xiao Gan, Yelu Dashi, and the family members were depressed for a while, but they didn't dare to remind the two young ladies to let them go. I can only wait with the two young ladies like this.

And then...... They were like no one around, and they began to discuss the question of who was the most handsome of the people they had abused.

Hearing this made Xiao Gan disappointed for a while, it seemed that these two gentlemen now like the bad, obscene, and slender kind.

Thinking like this, Xiao Gan looked down at his bear-waisted and tiger-backed body, coupled with his heroic style, it was estimated that he had no hope.

"Otherwise, let us go first, we still have something important to do." Yelu Dashi found that they had ignored him, so he reminded him.

"That's it, please raise your noble hands two little girls?" Xiao Gan followed.

Yelu Qingyuan was a little familiar with Xiao Gan's voice, so he pointed and said: "This kid is like an acquaintance, deliberately pretending to be a beggar must be either a traitor or a thief, clean his face, let me see who he is?" ”

"Hey, hey, misunderstanding......"

Xiao Gan was forced to wash his face. This is something he deliberately did to make it old, okay.

At a glance, Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina pointed and jumped up and said, "Okay, it's you kid, Xiao Gan, you joined the beggar gang, why did you do this?" ”

Xiao Gan pondered that this is not two-brained, who doesn't know in Da Liao now that Lao Tzu is the hero who guards Gao Fangping?

Xiao Gan was just about to answer, but was interrupted by Xiao Lina, who was singing and harmonizing: "Have you paid back the money you owe Lao Tzu?" ”

Xiao Gan was shocked for a while, and hurriedly shook his hand and said: "No, no, no, I misunderstood, I have never owed money to the two nobles, are you mistaken?" ”

Xiao Lina was stunned, and Yelu Qingyuan in the realm of no one exchanged words and said, "Sister Yelu, doesn't he owe us money?" ”

Yelu Qingyuan said in a low voice: "It seems that I really don't owe it." ”

Hearing that she didn't owe money, Xiao Lina was a little unconvinced, and said, "This is bad, isn't there no reason to abuse them?" I've been in a bad mood lately and want to find someone to vent to. ”

They didn't even bother to whisper, and said it blatantly, and Xiao Gan and the others were immediately terrified to the bone when they heard it.

After glancing at Yelu Dashi worriedly, do you still need to ask, this time the two of them must have been shot.

Yelu Qingyuan is more angry than Xiao Lina, but she is like a big sister, and she is more righteous than Xiao Lina, so Yelu Qingyuan said: "This is not good, the so-called wronged debtors have owners, they are not the ones who provoked us, and they don't owe us money, so I'm embarrassed to abuse them." ”

Xiao Lina said: "If I don't abuse people, I can't understand my thoughts. They don't look good, so I'll take my place for the time being. ”

Yelu Qingyuan shook his head and said, "Miss Ben thinks it's better to catch the one who killed a thousand knives." ”

Xiao Lina looked like she was about to rebel, and hesitated: "But the handsome beauty embryo, even if I catch it, I am a little reluctant to abuse, so I still have to find another punching bag instead." ”

Listening to Xiao Lina's astonishing thoughts, how could Xiao Gan and Yelu Dashi dare to keep it, and if they don't run away, they will definitely drop their dignity here, and they will never be able to pick it up again.

At this time, Dashi was more witty than Xiao Gan, and immediately pushed away an intercepting dogleg and ran.

Xiao Gan also ran along.

"Hey, boy, you dare to run, catch them, catch them." Xiao Lina jumped and shouted.

There are really a lot of masters among their dog legs, and immediately someone stretched out his feet quickly, and with a roar, Xiao Gan fell a dog and fell to the ground.

Yelu Dashi can stand out of the encirclement, as a student, after running into the mansion of the old man Yeluyan, he successfully avoided the limelight, and the doglegs dared to storm the official mansion, but they did not dare to go to the house of the old man Yeluyan.

Now Xiao Gan was left crying blindly. It's good that Yelu Dashi doesn't run, but after he runs, Xiao Gan will have to bear double the hatred. So he was hanged, like a sandbag, and was beaten by two little beauties for a long time.

"What is the conspiracy, Xiao Gan, did you betray Da Liao, why did you join the beggar gang?" The two young ladies fought and interrogated at the same time.

Yelu Qingyuan didn't want to clean up Xiao Gan, but she was the most righteous, since it was a foregone conclusion that Xiao Lina had done this, so she abused Xiao Gan, and after all, Yelu Qingyuan was more ruthless.

Xiao Gan wanted to die, although it didn't hurt to be beaten by them, but as an officer, he was hung in the market like this, and he was embarrassed.

"Little Niangniang misunderstood, I Xiao Gan didn't rebel, I made a great contribution, and escorting Gao Fangping is our credit. My loyalty to Da Liao can stand the test. Xiao Gan said hurriedly.

The two young ladies were dumbfounded and said, "Who is Gao Fangping?" ”

"...... "Since they don't even know who Gao Fangping is, and they are not on the same channel, Xiao Gan can't go on."

Next, Xiao Gan began to pretend to be dead with no heart and lungs.

"It's really like a dead fish, and it can't bark." After Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina punched him a lot, they found that they were not interested.

"Castrated him with a knife, see if he screams?" Yelu Qingyuan said viciously.

Xiao Gan was so frightened that he began to shout for help in fright.

"Scream as much as you want, let your throat burst and no one will respond to you." Yelu Qingyuan held a knife and slowly approached.

Xiao Ganzhen's face turned green with fright.

Gao Fangping, who was ambushed nearby, almost couldn't sit still and wanted to come out to save Xiao Gan. After all, he and Xiao Xiao are also comrades-in-arms who have walked together.

Fortunately, Xiao Lina slapped Yelu Qingyuan on the back of the head, confiscated her knife and said: "Lao Tzu is not so bad, although Xiao Gan is not handsome, he can't let it be castrated." ”

Yelu Qingyuan said depressedly for a while: "You are the one who said that you want to clean him up, and it is you who jumped out to be a good person and save him." Sister Xiao, don't you think you're too bad? ”

Xiao Lina said: "You have it." For the mastery of the degree, Miss, my control is generally qualified. Your sister Yelu is impulsive, and it is you who is the most generous, but it is also you who amplify things every time. If it weren't for me, we would have been hacked to death dozens of times. ”

"In short, I am a stupid big sister, every time I am fooled by you, the reputation and benefits are yours, and the worst person is you." Yelu Qingyuan stretched out his finger and poked Xiao Lina's round ass.

"Or ...... The two young ladies still let me Xiao Gan go as a fart, and then you guys are busy? Xiao Gan begged for mercy.

Xiao Lina thought about it, if she didn't let him go, if he continued, he would be set on fire by Yelu Qingyuan, so she nodded and said: "I let you go this time, and next time I am met by Lao Tzu, I won't let you go." “

Xiao Gan's heart went up and down, this is the rhythm that doesn't let me go back to Beijing on an errand, right? But I don't know if they are serious. In general, these are two brain-dead, and they don't know if they are talking or not.

After Xiao Lina's suggestion came out, Yelu Qingyuan was quite a die-hard party, so the eldest sister waved her hand like a head and said, "Since Sister Xiao said to let you go, get out of here quickly, don't let me see you in Shangjing in the future." ”

Xiao ran away with a lot of urine. If he doesn't run away, he's going to vomit, in the past, two heroic and long-legged prairie beauties, this time the makeup is nondescript like two monsters.

In fact, Xiao Gan's defeated appearance of "fart and urine" is what these two young ladies want to see, so they have a sense of accomplishment in abusing the prince.

With this sense of accomplishment and glory, the two of them waved their hands with heroic momentum: "Collect the troops and return to the camp!" ”

Poof-

But it was the difference in direction understanding, and each other's faces collided together.

The nosebleeds came out, and they couldn't care about the momentum, so they squatted on the ground together with their noses covered and cried.

The subordinate doglegs were defenseless against this kind of thing at all, and some wanted to laugh off their big teeth, but no one dared to laugh out loud.

Covering their noses and crying for a while, the two guys looked at each other, and saw that the already ugly makeup was made into a big flower face by the nosebleed, so the two of them pointed at each other again, pounding the ground and laughing.

The doglegs couldn't help but look at each other.

Gao Fangping, who was hiding in the shadows, saw that these were two severely neurotic patients, and if they were in the future, they would definitely be locked up in a neurological hospital for the rest of their lives.

The thrill really came.

I saw the two little gentlemen who were originally laughing on the street, suddenly as if they had seen the devil, screaming and jumping up, hugging each other like a pair of difficult brothers.

It turned out to be a relatively large, old rat that couldn't run fast passing by the market.

The rats were also frightened by their screams, and they could see that the rat wanted to run faster, but the rat was too old, and stopped halfway through the run to catch his breath.

At this time, the two young ladies were so frightened that they were about to explode, and they began to hit each other irrationally with their brains. Because the place where the rats stop to breathe is at their feet.

Soon, the doglegs gathered around and chopped the rats into meat sauce.

"Chop, chop, chop, hack to death again!" The two young ladies were still too frightened to move, hugging each other and screaming.

The subordinates had to be like madmen again, slashing around a dead mouse and slashing many times, and cut it directly.

Only then did the two young ladies collapse, and after breathing a sigh of relief, they fell into a coma.

The doglegs hurriedly reached out and grabbed them and carried them to the Xiao family together.

Originally, they were supposed to be sent back to their respective mansions, but the doglegs knew the temper of these two young ladies, and when they woke up at this time, they would ask "Sister Yelu, Sister Xiao" as soon as possible.

The market finally regained its tranquility, Gao Fangping stood next to the dead rat that was chopped into meat sauce, thought about it for a long time, and muttered: "Ju Jing, this time you have to go out and catch more mice." The raid on Xiao Mansion is today. ”

"Hey." Kikukyo went to catch mice......

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