Chapter 666: The Rules of the Harem (Part I) (Ask for Subscription!) )
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When Yelu Yu Liyan went back, Zhao Yupan and the other emperors had already woken up, crying and wiping away tears, and one of them was still preparing to hang himself.
Yelu Yu Liyan smiled and said, "It's so lively." ”
Seeing that the "culprit" Yelu Yu Liyan had returned, many emperors stopped wiping their tears and hanged themselves, and rushed to Yelu Yu Liyan one after another.
In this regard, Yelu Yu Liyan's face did not change.
When Zhao Qiaoyun, who was the first to rush over, arrived in front of Yelu Yu Liyan, Yelu Yu Liyan suddenly made a lightning move, and immediately captured the weak Zhao Qiaoyun, and then pushed Zhao Qiaoyun to the ground.
At the same time, more than a dozen black-clothed women who didn't know where they came from stood silently behind Yelu Yu Liyan.
Seeing the daggers in the hands of the dozen or so black-clothed women and the wrist crossbows that had already appeared on their wrists, the emperor was so frightened that they took several steps back.
Yelu Yu Liyan turned to the group of women in black and said, "Sisters, get busy, I'll take care of this matter." ”
After listening to Yelu Yu Liyan's words, a group of women in black put away their daggers and crossbows, and then dodged away.
Yelu Yu Liyan helped Zhao Qiaoyun up, and then said: "They are the secret guards, one of the guards to protect the official family, it is estimated that the official family is worried that we have just entered the palace, and there may be danger, so they sent them to protect the palace and protect the queen's sister...... The secret guard is quite special, and its members are all selected from our sisters, as for who they are, I'm afraid only the official family itself knows, and in the future, some of you may also become secret guards. ”
Zhao Qiaoyun shook off Yelu Yu Liyan's arm and asked, "Did you give us a spring break?" ”
Yelu Yu Liyan said noncommittally: "Look, do we put on our clothes first, and then talk?" ”
As soon as Yelu Yu Liyan said this, all the emperors were embarrassed - although everyone was a woman, they were all naked, and some of them had white blood under them, standing together without any cover, could they not be embarrassed?
However, there are also chaste martyrs like Zhao Xianlang, who seem to have lost their souls, and said: "Innocence is gone, how can I still have the face to live in this world?" ”
Yelu Yu Liyan looked at Zhao Xianlang and said, "Even if my sister goes to die, she has to dress up beautifully and die again, otherwise, she can only be a shameful ghost when she gets there." ”
As soon as Yelu Yu Liyan said this, Zhao Xianlang's will to die was immediately shaken, and he said in his heart: "I heard that what people look like when they die, what they look like after death, I ...... I'd better get dressed and die. ”
If this kind of thing is over, ten out of ten will lose the courage to commit suicide.
Yelu Yu Liyan, who also tried to commit suicide, knows this too well.
Yelu Yu Liyan no longer persuaded him, but asked his female officials to get some new clothes, and then dressed and washed together with Zhao Yupan and other emperors.
By the time everyone was dressed, a table of delicious food was already on the table.
From Zhao Song to the present day, more than 20 days have passed.
During this time, Zhao Yupan and other emperors were prisoners, and there was no food in Bianliang City.
Therefore, although Zhao Yupan and the others were not starved, they had not seen such a sumptuous meal for a few days.
In addition, they were tossed by Li Yan for half a night last night, consuming a lot of physical strength, and even overdrawing a lot of physical strength.
Therefore, seeing this table of delicacies, many emperors couldn't help but start swallowing their saliva.
Seeing this, Yelu Yu Liyan sat down first and said, "Don't stand still and watch, sit down and eat." ”
Zhao Yupan and the other emperors heard this, although they were very moved, but they did not take any action.
Seeing that no one sat down, Yelu Yu Liyan smiled and said, "Even if you die, you should be a full ghost, right?" ”
Hearing Yelu Yu Liyan say this, the youngest Zhao Lianzhu sat down, and then grabbed a wishful scroll and said: "Yes, you can't be a starving ghost when you die!" ”
With Zhao Zhuzhu taking the lead, the other emperors also slowly sat down - those who still refused to sit down were also pulled down by others.
Seeing this, Yelu Yu Liyan smiled secretly, "After you have eaten and drunk enough, you don't want to die." ”
After a few simple bites, Yelu Yu Liyan looked at Zhao Qiaoyun and said, "My sister just asked me if I gave you a spring break, and I will answer you now, yes." ”
At this time, all the emperors stopped eating, and then glared angrily at Yelu Yu Liyan!
Yelu Yu Liyan seemed to ignore this, and continued to cut the lamb chops in front of him with a knife, while saying: "Drinking Hechun tea for you, one is to let the official family have fun, the second is to let you get out of this step quickly, and the third is to give you a plausible excuse, I am also helping you." ”
"Help us?" The emperors were even more angry!
Putting the mutton in his mouth, chewing it for a while, and then swallowing it, Yelu Yu Liyan continued: "Actually, you already know in your hearts what you will face last night, am I right? ”
As soon as Yelu Yu Liyan said this, the momentum of the emperors immediately weakened!
Yelu Yu Liyan looked at Zhao Yupan and the other emperor, and continued: "Don't tell me, the female official lied to you and said, take you to ask the queen's sister and the official family, and you will all believe it, if so, I will think that you are insulting my intelligence." ”
After speaking, Yelu Yu Liyan looked at the eyes of the emperors one by one.
As a result, only Zhao Hu'er, Zhao Xianlang, Zhao Xiangyun, Zhao Jin'er, and Zhao Zhuzhu dared to look at Yelu Yu Liyan, and the rest of the emperors did not dare to face Yelu Yu Liyan.
Yelu Yu Liyan smiled knowingly and said, "So, you shouldn't hate me, you should thank me." ”
Zhao Xianlang said angrily: "You let us lose our innocence, and let us thank you?" ”
Yelu Yu Liyan looked at Zhao Xianlang and said, "Sister, believe me, it's easy to die, you just need to go back and find the white silk you just held, and then find a place to hang it, and you will die...... But do you know what happens after you die? ”
Zhao Xianlang was stunned for a moment and asked, "Is there anything else to do after death?" ”
Yelu Yu Liyan said: "Of course, don't tell me, you don't know what happened after the death. ”
Zhao Xianlang said: "I...... How I didn't know! ”
Yelu Yu Liyan said: "Then I'll tell you about the rules of the harem, that is, the aftermath of the harem woman, huh...... If those famous concubines died normally, they must be buried in a beautiful manner, just say that like your sister, you have no name, and you died horizontally, most of them will be rolled up by a straw mat at will, and then find a random place to lose it, not even a thin coffin, remember, this is still good, in case you are unlucky, the hospital will study the corpse of medical skills, then sister, you must not even be able to leave a whole corpse, the doctors will divide your corpse into pieces, and the last fire will be burned to ashes, and then find a random place to scatter ......"
Yelu Yu Liyan is purely scaring Zhao Xianlang.
Not to mention that Li Yan can't be so mean, even if an ordinary palace maid dies, Li Yan won't let people roll it up with a straw mat and throw it away, and he will definitely let people be buried well.
only said that with Zhao Xianlang's original identity as the emperor, and he also had a one-night stand with Li Yan, Li Yan would never let Zhao Xianlang fall into such a miserable state, even if he didn't give her a beautiful funeral, he would definitely give her a funeral that matched her identity.
But Zhao Xianlang didn't know that Yelu Yu Liyan was scaring her, and then he was really frightened, so that his will to die became weaker and weaker.
Yelu Yu Liyan looked at the other emperors and said, "Death can't solve the problem. ”
Yelu Yu Liyan deliberately looked at Zhao Yupan, Zhao Jinnu, Zhao Fujin, Zhao Qiaoyun, and Zhao Yingluo, and said, "As far as I know, your daughter is also in the palace. Then Yelu Yu Liyan looked at Zhao Yupan and said, "My sister seems to have three daughters, and the youngest is just over a year old. ”
Zhao Yupan, Zhao Jinnu, Zhao Fujin, Zhao Qiaoyun, and Zhao Yingluo were all silent, they had already guessed what Yelu Yu Liyan wanted to say.
Really!
Yelu Yuliyan quickly said, "If you die, what will happen to your daughters?" ”
Yelu Yu Liyan looked at the other emperors again, focused on Zhao Xianlang, and said, "Your mother and sisters should also be in the palace, right?" If you die, what will they do? Who will take care of them? ”
All the emperors, including Zhao Xianlang, were silent.
Seeing that the scene was under his control, Yelu Yu Liyan smiled slightly, and said: "As for you worrying about the official family harassing you again, I don't think it's necessary, there are thousands of women in the official family, who are more beautiful than you, more sensible than you, more well-behaved than you, and even more noble than you, if you don't want the official family to touch you again, as long as you hide a little, the official family should not take the initiative to turn over your brand......"
Speaking of this, Yelu Yu Liyan said leisurely: "I'm afraid, I'm afraid, at that time, you will try your best to invite the official family to you!" ”
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