Chapter 23: Su Daji!
After Wu Song agreed to be an undercover agent, Wu Ming gave Wu Song three days of intensive acting training, after all, for Wu Ming: Life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills This sentence is the best interpretation of undercover life.
After the training was completed, the two brothers returned to Yanggu County, and Wu Ming asked Hu Qiu to give Wu Songan a trumped-up charge and send him to Mengzhou.
Before leaving, Wu Ming called Wu Song to a no-man's land and told Wu Song: "Second brother, you will find that the characters you see in the Immortal Family Illusion will be different from the characters you have befriended. Don't be surprised by this, it's a way to protect those heroes, as long as you remember the names and nicknames, you can't go wrong. Wu Song said: "Big brother, brother, I know. ”
Wu Ming continued: "Although there is no danger here, there are no absolutes in the world, and I still have to prepare some means to save my second brother's life." Second brother, wait a minute, wait for me to get some immortal magic weapons with you. ”
After speaking, Wu Ming said to the system: "System, give a storage ring." The system rolled his eyes at Wu Ming and said, "Don't you still have so many storage rings yourself, why are you so greedy and ask me for it." ”
Wu Ming: "The ones I built can't be loaded with living creatures, Wu Song is going to the mountains and the road is dangerous, and there are countless vicious battles of all sizes, I want to give him a life-saving hole card." ”
System: "Okay, just this time, I can't ask for more." Wu Ming: "Okay, but you have to change the minds of goblins and dwarves, so that no matter what form they see, I will think that I am their king, and it will be too troublesome to change around." ”
The system agreed to Wu Ming's request, and Wu Ming took the storage ring given by the system and released a sleeping goblin, and ordered the goblin: "This is my own brother, you will follow him in the future and obey his orders." ”
After ordering the goblin, Wu Ming handed over the goblin to Wu Song, along with the goblin's flying machine and a goblin communicator.
Looking at Wu Song's bewildered look, Wu Ming gave Wu Song a detailed introduction to the use of various equipment, and finally said: "If it is really impossible to do anything, you can summon this goblin and let him bring you back to me." ”
Wu Song was overwhelmed when he saw that Wu Ming had given him so many so-called immortal magic weapons and an immortal pet, and patted his chest and assured Wu Ming: "Big brother, rest assured, Song will live up to his trust." ”
After explaining everything, the two brothers broke up, Wu Ming naturally returned to Jingyanggang, while Wu Song went straight to Yanggu County, where he wanted to meet with the officials who escorted him and set off to Mengzhou, and from then on embarked on his new exciting undercover life.
After returning to Jingyanggang, Wu Ming thought carefully about his plan, and after finding that there were no loopholes, he went around the camp again, and saw that the camp has been steadily converted from mining to cement production, Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, his first step plan was finally successfully achieved, and Wu Ming, who had temporarily stabilized, said to the system: "System, lottery." ”
The system pretended to be stupid and said: "What prize is drawn?" Wu Ming: "Don't pretend to me, I found that you have suddenly become very stingy recently, no matter what you ask you for, you are always pushing, even if you give it to me in the end, it will be painful." ”
System: "You can't blame me, I don't know what crazy the terminal has been doing lately.,Ignore the requirements of our split subprograms.,All the problems have to be solved by ourselves.,The things I gave you are my private goods.。 Can I not feel distressed. ”
Wu Ming comforted the system: "There will be milk, there will be bread, everything will be there." ”
The system continued to complain: "Isn't he just busy evolving, no, I have to find a small notebook to write down all the things you took from me, and I'll go to him for reimbursement after the terminal evolution is completed." Otherwise, I will lose a lot, and these things are my personal property after my transformation. ”
After listening to the system's words, Wu Ming's face turned dark, and he said: "Don't interrupt me, you and the terminal matter can be solved by yourself, don't deduct it from me, and complete the lottery given by the task of subduing the dwarves." I don't care if the terminal gives it to you or not, anyway, I only look for you. ”
The system said helplessly: "The lottery card given after the completion of this mission is the designated beauty card." ”
After hearing that the lottery was a beauty card, Wu Ming immediately became very excited, thinking that his own beauty was finally coming. Wu Ming, who was holding back his joy, said to the system: "You won't draw an unreliable beauty for me this time." ”
The system said: "Originally, if the terminal could still accept our request, you wouldn't be able to run out of the four beauties in this lottery." After Wu Ming heard the words of the system, he heard that something might be going on, and Huang immediately said fiercely: "I don't care, don't give me any reason, I must draw a lottery this time, and the lottery will be decided." ”
The system persuaded: "Don't worry, the four beauties, the sinking fish and the geese, the closed moon and the shy flowers, they are beautiful, but they all have shortcomings, the world only knows their beauty, but they don't understand their shortcomings." ”
Wu Ming became interested after hearing this, after all, the shortcomings of the four beauties are such a private thing, and a man wants to know.
So Wu Ming asked, "Tell me quickly, what are the shortcomings?" The system looked at Wu Ming's gossip like this, shook his head helplessly and said, "Hey, who said that women gossip, if this man gossips, it is not bad at all compared to women." ”
After sighing, the system then said to Wu Ming: "Shen Yu Xi Shi, congenital heart disease. Zhaojun, the king of the wild goose, has athlete's foot and smelly feet. Closed moon sable cicada, with fox odor. Yang Yuhuan, who is too fat and has bad breath. After listening to the introduction of the system, Wu Ming first sighed and said, "Sure enough, no one is perfect." ”
After sighing, Wu Ming said to the system again: "However, what does this have to do with me, can't you cure it?" Don't use these lame excuses to ruin my draw. ”
The system said: "What are you anxious about?" No one will ignore your lottery.,You're indispensable.,But this lottery is my private collection.,It's also a beauty card.,It's just that there are more options.。 ”
Wu Ming said: "How much?" System: "From ancient times to modern times, all known beauties, what to draw depends on luck, and they can't be drawn in the designated four beauties like the lottery of the terminal." ”
Wu Ming said with a black line on his face after hearing this: "If I draw an ancient beauty, won't I draw a primitive person." What is the beauty of primitive man. ”
The system played a scoundrel and said: "That's it, everything depends on luck, whether you smoke or not, and you don't pull down." Wu Ming said: "Smoke, why don't you smoke, fools don't smoke, but the old rule, first come to a piece of soap to wash your face, and then you tell me two more jokes." ”
The system said: "It's just that you have a lot to do." But the system still complied, who let him take care of this time, and one of the four beauties who promised to fly. As for the randomly generated beauties, hehe, leave it to fate, who knows who will be drawn. When Wu Ming, who washed his face and relaxed his mood, was full of confidence in the lottery, Wu Ming, who saw the lottery results, was stunned.
"System, you come out, you see that I can't kill you, is there such a trick?"
System: "What's wrong, you dare to say that she is not a beauty, she is not only a beauty, she is also the first beauty in history." You don't want such a good beauty, I don't know what you want? Wu Ming: "Heaven, earth, who can come out to judge, is Su Daji a beauty?" This is obviously a demon fox! ”