Chapter 42: Death and Resurrection
The expression on Emperor Hongji's face did not fluctuate.
Yang Tinghe stood on the side, he also had a straight face, in fact, he didn't have any psychological burden, the prince had already sued for sick leave four or five times, if I, Yang Tinghe, connived at you, I would be a sinner for the ages. As the prince's lecturer, he really has no way to take the prince, he can't beat or scold, and he has to pay attention to the scale even if he puts on a stinky face.
After a while, Zhu Houzhao and Fang Jifan cautiously came in.
Emperor Hongzhi raised his eyes, but saw Zhu Houzhao looking very innocent.
This guy does everything recklessly, but once he wants to settle the account, he suddenly looks pitiful, as if he has been greatly wronged.
In the past, this trick was always effective, even if it didn't work, when Empress Zhang saw her son like this, nine times out of ten, she would block in front of Zhu Houzhao, so that Emperor Hongzhi had nothing to do.
But this time, when he saw Zhu Houzhao's pitiful appearance, Emperor Hongzhi was not only soft-hearted, but even more angry in his heart.
What's more, isn't Empress Zhang here?
He twitched his eyes, and then looked at Fang Jifan.
Fang Jifan looked more innocent than Zhu Houzhao, on this handsome face, his eyes were clear, as clear as a jewel, and people who didn't know thought that this guy had suffered some unwarranted disaster.
Fang Jifan's eyes blinked hard, in fact, he wanted to squeeze out a few crystal clear tears, you MEI, Zhu Houzhao's acting skills are too good, and he has to look more innocent and wronged than him.
But Fang Jifan found out badly that he was a little out of his way, and his tears always couldn't come out, and he usually played a rampant loser too much, and now he has to pretend to be pitiful, and he really can't do it handy.
Emperor Hongzhi was still silent, just looking at the two of them coldly.
This murderous gaze makes people tremble when they see it.
Fang Jifan was very practical, and didn't say a word: "Minister...... Ten thousand deaths. ”
Admit it, resistance has no future.
When Zhu Houzhao saw Fang Jifan's confession, he shouted in his heart, why didn't this palace think of it!
His tears fell like a tide, as if he had suffered an unjustified injustice: "Ten thousand sons and daughters are dead." ”
Emperor Hongzhi's eyes only flashed with a cold glint, and he looked at the two of them with a sneer, looking like he had come to see how the two performed.
The room was terrifyingly quiet.
Yang Tinghe and the Zhan Mansion who came to hear the news were all indifferent.
For them, this crown prince is ridiculous, and this Fang Jifan is even more scum among the scum.
These two people don't have a good thing at all.
Of course, it's hard for everyone to say anything.
But today, it's time for them to be unlucky.
Emperor Hongzhi finally spoke, but what was really terrifying was that he didn't jump his feet now, but said in a flat tone: "Have you played enough chess?" Do you want me to accompany you in the next game? ”
This is an understatement, with an endless chill.
Zhu Houzhao felt that he couldn't be confused, but tears fell down his eyes, which was a sign of sincerity and pretending to be dead.
Fang Jifan couldn't cry, and scolded Zhu Houzhao in his heart, you have to die, you have to die, you know how to pretend to be pitiful after you die, he had to say with a trembling look: "Your Majesty is wise and martial, if you play chess, a hundred micro ministers are not Your Majesty's opponents, and the ministers dare not play, and they can't win!" ”
Emperor Hongji was stunned.
This has to be shameless, so that at this time, you can still shoot the horse's ass so smoothly.
He was silent, but looked at them again, and saw that they had changed their clothes, and they were both dressed in bulging bags.
Emperor Hongzhi's face was frosty, so he said coldly: "This autumn day is cool, you have worn so many clothes, is it cold?" ”
Zhu Houzhao hurriedly said: "Erchen...... Sick...... Wind...... Wind chill ......"
Emperor Hongzhi patted the case: "Come on, take off the clothes of these two bastards and take a look." ”
Several eunuchs stepped forward and hesitated to untie Zhu Houzhao and Fang Jifan's wide clothes, and as soon as Fang Jifan's unicorn clothes were untied, a thick jacket was revealed.
The eunuch took off Fang Jifan's jacket, who would have expected that there was still a jacket inside.
Fang Jifan was like an egg that had been half-shelled, and he was sad and angry. When the eunuch continued to take off Fang Jifan's jacket, the third jacket was impressive, and it was not until he took off the fourth that his thin underwear was revealed.
Yang Tinghe and the others saw that their eyes were straight, and Zhu Houzhao was no better, and when he took off the fourth jacket, he heard a sonorous sound, and a thin steel plate fell to the ground.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince actually had a layer of steel plate on his belly.
Zhu Houzhao is so thick-skinned, it's as if he has nothing to do.
Fang Jifan rolled his eyes vigorously, and scolded in his heart, His Royal Highness the Prince, my Jifan treats you as a brother, and you secretly pad the steel plate? So he glared at Zhu Houzhao.
Zhu Houzhao finally lowered his head in shame, when he was wearing a jacket in the East Palace, he really secretly stuffed this steel plate into it, and didn't tell Fang Jifan.
There is no righteousness!
Zhu Houzhao hesitated and said: "Father, please listen to the explanation of the son-in-law, the son-in-law ...... Erchen ...... This steel plate is supposed to be a serving eunuch...... Accidentally...... Probably ......"
"Shut up!" With a snap, the imperial case was slapped by Emperor Hongzhi.
This time I was really angry.
Emperor Hongzhi suddenly rose up and completely broke out: "Stealing and playing tricks, messing around all day long, not learning and not knowing!" Are you going to be angry? You say, are you going to be angry? ”
"I have been slow to treat you a little, you are sick, and I dare not sleep night after night; You want to read, and I have carefully selected so many great Confucians for you. But what about you, what have you done? Where have you read your book? For so many years, I have put all my hopes on you, not asking you to become a talent, but asking you to be a person who keeps to be successful, what are you like now. And you Fang Jifan, how can I snub you, you are just messing around, and you are still messing with the prince, you two, I have already seen it, there is no good thing, come here! ”
The eunuch bowed down tremblingly, waiting for His Majesty's will.
Those Hanlin officials of the Zhan Mansion looked at the jackets they took off one by one, and they seemed to be immersed in shock, especially the steel plate wrapped in cotton, which ...... I really don't know how to describe it.
Zhu Houzhao was terrified.
Fang Jifan was so scolded that he didn't dare to raise his head.
But as soon as he heard the word "person", Fang Jifan understood that the catastrophe was coming, His Majesty was angry, and it would be light not to die half-dead, so he hurriedly said: "Slow!" ”
The word slow directly interrupted Emperor Hongzhi's words.
Emperor Hongzhi was so angry that he blushed and ...... slowly. Wait...... Do you dare to say it slowly?
Then everyone looked at Fang Jifan in silence, this guy still wants to quibble at this time? I don't even know how to write dead words.
Emperor Hongzhi said angrily: "What's the slow? ”
Fang Jifan tried to be calm, and then said neatly: "Your Majesty, actually...... The minister thinks that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is not unlearned, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is wronged! ”
Treat unjustly......
This means that Yang Tinghe has wronged you.
What kind of goods are you, don't people know?
Emperor Hongzhi laughed angrily: "Wronged, what a wronged, I will believe your words?" Hang them up. ”
Fang Jifan was in a hurry, originally thought that if he said a word slowly, he would shout a grievance, and His Majesty would say a word of grievance.
It seems that everything in the drama is a lie!
Fortunately, Fang Jifan's brain turned quickly, and he immediately shouted: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, what have you studied recently?" ”
Zhu Houzhao listened, suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly shouted: "Mencius said: Bo Yi is divided, living on the coast of the North Sea, Wen Wang is made, and Xing is ......."
“……”
I only heard Zhu Houzhao's voice in one go: "If there is a good pension in the world, then the benevolent people think that they will belong to themselves, a five-acre house, and mulberry under the tree wall, and a woman and silkworm, then the old man is enough to be clothed......
Emperor Hongzhi was stunned.
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