Chapter 1011: The Terrible Bianliang (Chapter 2)
Spring gradually climbed up the branches, those trees had more buds, and Bianliang also had more spring breath.
This is the perfect season for a getaway, or for friends and relatives to get together for a drink.
There are countless restaurants and restaurants in Bianliang, and the business is not good these days. 、
“…… If the two love for a long time, how can it be, morning and twilight...... Good words, good words, Shen County is a great talent! ”
“……”
Several men were drinking, and when they drank too much, they couldn't help but sing, and this song was the most popular among them.
There was a man on the side, he was drinking alone, and when he heard this, he said: "Shen County's words are naturally extraordinary, but there is a book that is not bad......
The crowd turned around and asked, "What book?" ”
"Stones!"
Everyone looked at each other for a while, and gradually became a little hideous, "That salted cabbage button meat?" ”
"That's right." The man also gritted his teeth and said, "That guy who lacks virtue has been broken for a long time." ”
"When I read the manuscript, I was shocked for a while, thinking that I would be able to read it within the year, but who knew that the follow-up would be gone, hateful, annoying!"
"A certain Baochai! So round Baochai. ”
"I don't like Baochai, and I like Daiyu."
"Yes, Baochai is too fake and too scheming."
"Her family is in the middle of the road, her mother is useless, her brother is a gentleman, if she has no scheming, then the Xue family will decline."
"What about Daiyu? Daiyu is a thousand catties of salt patrol history. ”
"Baochai is just not as good as Daiyu!"
"Fart Nima! That Daiyu cries when the wind blows, coughs when it rains, and loves to be sour and jealous, how can such a woman compare to Baochai? ”
", isn't Baochai also sick? The family also looked for a pill on the sea, and took a pill when they had a seizure......"
"She has medicine, Daiyu has no medicine. One is curable, the other is incurable, who do you say is good? ”
"Okay? That Baochai said that he would bury the medicine after making it, how long might he take it? That recipe can be matched with a once-in-a-century encounter, and after eating? Daiyu seems to be sick, but she has been holding on. That Baochai finished taking the medicine, and it was a catastrophe. ”
"Oops! It's not interesting for you to say this, whether it's Baochai or Daiyu, she can't compare to Xiangyun. ”
"Fart! That Shi Xiangyun is not a good person. ”
"Who dares to say that Xiangyun is not a good person?"
"So-and-so!"
"Look at the fight!"
Bang!
In the blink of an eye, there was a mess in the wine shop, and the man who first mentioned the book looked confused and persuaded: "This matter ...... That one...... Men, all of them are married. ”
He was ordered to come to find the author of the Stone Record, and he didn't know much about this book, so he used the point of view of ordinary people to comment.
The idea, okay? Look at how smart a certain is, these Song people are stupid and like Sabby.
He was beaming with smugness when three men who were scuffling together pounced on him and beat him violently.
"A certain ...... What did so-and-so say wrong? ”
He really couldn't figure out what he had said wrong.
After the three men beat him violently, they actually introduced each other with sympathy, and then prepared to change places to drink, and when they heard this, they said: "Those women are so beautiful, you dare to blaspheme them, who will you beat if you don't beat them?" ”
The three men paid for the broken dishes and prepared to leave.
The person who was beaten was a secret spy of the Liao State, and he was ordered to find the author of the Stone Record.
He was originally an elite figure among secret spies, and he was a little dissatisfied with being sent to carry out this mission, and felt that it was overkill.
didn't expect to be beaten up before he started, which made him want to cry without tears.
He got up with a blue nose and swollen face, and shouted: "Dare to ask the three, where is the salted cabbage button meat?" So-and-so wants to settle accounts with him. ”
The three of them turned around with their shoulders on their backs and said, "I see that you are also an idiot, that's it, that salted vegetable button meat...... It is rumored that he is from Yang Yushi's family. However, Yang Yushi scoffed at the stone record, so he couldn't be sure. ”
"That salted cabbage button meat is very mysterious, you can't find it at all, otherwise a certain person will arrest him, and don't want to eat if he doesn't write it once a day!"
The spy thanked him, and the shopkeeper was worried that he would find trouble because he was beaten, so he said: "There is a good wound medicine here, and it cured the old man's foot injury a few days ago." ”
The spy was anxious to find Yang Jinian's house, but the target of a blue nose and swollen face was too big, so he agreed.
The medicine is black and has a somewhat spicy taste.
"This is the recipe of a high monk, the monk is merciful, and he can't see the pain the most."
The shopkeeper looked like he was over fifty years old, talking and doing tremblingly, and the guy was talking and stopping on the side, looking at the spy with pity in his eyes.
The secret spy took the medicine, only to feel that his face was a little wooden, and the pain gradually disappeared, and he couldn't help but praise: "Good medicine!" Farewell! ”
He left in a hurry, and the old dizzy shopkeeper was still muttering: "It's a good medicine, the monk can't see the pain of animals, so he got this medicine, it's easy to use!" ”
The guy on the side finally couldn't help it, "Shopkeeper, that medicine is for beasts, old five...... Isn't Lao Wu the cow we pull the cart? ”
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Yang Zhuoxue took the taro back to her parents' house today, and opened the curtain along the way to introduce the situation to the spiritual taro.
The taro yelled from time to time, then stared outside.
When the car arrived at the mouth of the alley, Tuesday, who was driving the car, said, "That man's face is so swollen and scary." ”
When Yang Zhuoxue heard this, she opened the curtain and took a look, and saw a man with a swollen face and a pig's head asking for directions.
"It's scary!"
She lowered the curtain and waited until she reached the door of the house to breathe a sigh of relief.
When I entered the house, I was overjoyed to see my grandson's Li, so I didn't let go of it.
"The clan academy is about to open, and the son-in-law is the head of the mountain, why aren't you in a hurry?"
This son-in-law was able to become the head of the clan academy, and the Li family was also honored, and felt that those clan disciples would salute when they saw their son-in-law in the future, which was really majestic.
Yang Zhuoxue relaxed a lot when she returned to her parents' house, and said lazily: "Mother, the official said that we have to wait, and we will start school when those people are almost noisy." ”
"Noisy...... The ones who fought? Li said with a smile: "It's all golden branches and jade leaves, but they fight like ordinary people, and the nose and face are swollen and good-looking?" Ugly and ugly. ”
"yes!" Yang Zhuoxue thought of the 'pig's head' at the mouth of the alley, and couldn't help laughing.
"Look at my taro, how handsome he is, I don't know how many women will be fascinated by him when I grow up......"
After spending the morning at her mother's house, Yang Zhuoxue went home.
Li didn't have anything to do at home, so he ate something casually and took a nap.
Sleepiness in spring, lack of autumn and napping in summer...... It can be seen that sleeping is the first major thing in life.
The surroundings were very quiet, and Li Shi was in a state of sleep, his ears and eyes were clear, and he suddenly heard some squirming sounds.
She thought it was a rat and left it alone.
But after a while, the sound became louder, as if it was pulling a drawer.
"Ah Qing, what are you looking for?"
The sound stopped abruptly, and then it came again, and it was much louder.
"Ah Qing ......"
Bang!
There was the sound of windows being slammed open, followed by footsteps.
Li Shi was shocked and shouted, "There are thieves! ”
Zhao Shun and A Qingfei ran in, and when they saw that the Li family was fine, they went to the side to check.
"Lady, the study has been burglarized."
When Yang Jinian came back in the afternoon and heard this, he said: "There is nothing taboo in Yushitai for a husband, and whoever wants to collect charges will not be able to do it in our family." ”
"And what is this person looking for?" Li Shi thought it was really strange.
Yang Jinian shook his head, he really didn't know.
The spy returned to his residence with a few books, he looked through them carefully, and finally scolded in disappointment: "The dignified imperial historian doesn't even have a few books. ”
How did he know that Yang Jinian still had a lot of books in the past, but Yang Zhuochao's naughty ghost said last time that he would help him dry books, but he fell asleep on the side, and the heavy rain poured later......
The paper in this year is very pure, there are not so many additives in later generations, and it is pure natural and sugar-free......
But the formula is too pure, and it also has a bad effect, which is to attract bugs.
Once there are insects in the book, it is not far from the end, so people who have a lot of books will dry the books every year, use the sun to kill insects, and by the way, remove dampness and prevent mildew.
Under the heavy rain, Yang Jinian's books became a mess, and when he came back, he was naturally furious, and Yang Zhuochao was beaten violently as he wished, but the books could not be saved.
The spy remembered Yang Zhuoxue.
Xiao Guanyin said that the author is a woman, so who could it be?
Ah Qing?
No way, this woman is dripping from her nap and drooling onto her shoes, where can she write this book.
Lee's?
No, this woman can't see the slightest bit of writing at all.
So that's it...... Yang Zhuoxue?
Yes, Shen An's literary talent is outstanding, he can take a fancy to Yang Zhuoxue, and the cliffs have something in common, such as literary talent or something.
"Hahahaha...... A certain person is really smart! ”
The spy was proud, and when he touched Fa Mu's face, he couldn't help but be stupid.
"Why is it swollen like this?"
He went to the hospital with a pig's head, Lang Zhong scraped off some of the remaining medicine on his face, sniffed it carefully, and even tasted it, then shook his head and said: "This is the medicine of the tiger and wolf, it's okay for animals, but people can't use it." ”
It's not a beast!
The secret spy wanted to cry without tears, but he felt that Bianliang was full of traps.
Lang Zhong changed his medicine again, and the secret spy raised it for two days, and after the swelling on his face subsided, he quietly went to Yulin Lane.
He felt that this place should be heavily guarded, so he was very careful.
As soon as I entered Yulin Lane, I saw a team of sergeants standing inside, and the secret spy subconsciously lowered his head, worried that he would be exposed.
"Shen Xiangong, this trip to Jiaozhi, the sailors will definitely make Jiaozhi restless, and if you look for an opportunity, you will go ashore to attack and disturb."
Before the sailor army set out, it was necessary to prepare supplies, so Qin Zhen and Chang Jianren were busy in the past two days, so they came to Yulin Lane after they were ready, and made a special trip to thank Shen An.
"...... over there" Shen An pointed to the southwest and said: "The Jiaozhi people are just temporarily dormant, don't believe that they will admit defeat, I heard that they are building a water army?" ”
"Yes, after the last defeat, Jiaozhi was ruthless, Li Rizun gave a lot of money and food, summoned skilled craftsmen, and said that he wanted to create an invincible naval army."
"Invincible!" Shen An couldn't help laughing, "Then go and destroy those warships, they build them once, let's destroy them once, and see how much money Li Rizun has." ”
"Li Rizun is afraid that he will cry." Chang Jianren is already eager to try.
"That...... Is it Ren Shouzhong? ”
Shen An asked suddenly.
Chang Jianren's body stiffened, and he nodded: "Yes." ”
He was cornered by Ren Shouzhong, so he entered the navy, and this shame will be reported sooner or later.
Shen An knew his thoughts, so he said: "I know that you want to be ashamed of yourself, so if you do it, you will definitely have such a day in the future." ”
Chang Jianren's eyes were resolute, "Xiaguan will definitely have such a day." ”
Shen An seemed to see the scene of him tearing open his clothes, slapping his ribs, and slashing wildly, and couldn't help but praise: "Jiaozhi is going to be unlucky." ”
"It must be so!"
Qin Zhen and Chang Jianren got up to say goodbye, and then left with the team of sergeants.
Only then did the spy know that this group of sergeants was theirs.
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Today's Jazz Break, this is the second chapter, and then there's ...... Brothers, where is the support?
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