"Huh? That's the voice on TV, Sister Yu, don't think about it, come and pick me up. ”

Su Huajiu knew Li Qiuyu's temperament, and knew that if the other party knew that he had contact with some indiscriminate men, he would definitely be furious, so he simply told a white lie.

lest the other party think too much, he quickly hung up the phone after speaking.

As soon as the phone was put down, Zhou Zun walked in with a home medical kit.

Asked, "Finished the call so quickly?" When is your agent coming? ”

"About half an hour, why, do you want to drive me away so much?"

"I wish you were a big star like you, who has a beautiful temperament and can melt people's hearts with a slight smile, live here with me."

"Looks like you're still going to say things that make girls happy."

Su Huajiu interrupted Zhou Zun, and Le's eyes narrowed into a slit.

She is a typical Libra, and her emotions will be written on her face anytime and anywhere, and they will come and go quickly.

"You misunderstood!"

Zhou Zun corrected Su Huajiu and finished his words, "It is said on the Internet that watching beautiful women nourish the heart and eyes, and seeing too many beauties can not only activate the visual nerves, but also brighten up a lot of mood."

There is also a word called beautiful food, which is said to be beautiful and beautiful, which is equivalent to eating a delicious dish with color, fragrance and taste, and comprehensive and reasonable nutrition.

I just want to test the truth of these words through myself, if I don't find these feelings from a national star like you, then it proves that these words on the Internet are basically said by those men to deceive women.

The so-called beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid and having no regrets; The beauty of a man lies in the fact that he lies and tells it in the daytime. ”

Su Huajiu's face turned green with anger.

Is it so hard for you stinky man to praise me?

"And it doesn't matter how long you stay with me, I also raise my hand to welcome it, as long as you pay this accommodation fee.

With this location, this environment, and your worth, I can't charge you 200 a day.

You can take care of the food yourself, or you can let me cook it for you, but you have to add money, and a meal of fifty is good. ”

As soon as Zhou Zun spit out the last word from his mouth, he saw Su Huajiu's face turned green.

hurriedly said, "Why have you become a pig's head in the Angry Birds, have you eaten flies?" ”

Su Huajiu didn't speak, but just lightly hooked his finger at Zhou Zun.

Zhou Zun was puzzled, but he still moved his head over naturally.

Putting his mouth next to Zhou Zun's ear, Su Huajiu took a deep breath, gathered this breath in the dantian, and finally squirted out all of it from his mouth, and shouted out two words in a hissed voice: "Cai!! Buff!!! ”

Airplanes!!!

Zhou Zun felt that someone had struck the gong in his ear, and the roar lingered in his mind for a long time.

Zhou Zun kept clasping his ears, patting his head from time to time, and he felt that his small courtyard house had just shaken.

looked at Su Huajiu and gestured with his hand.

Pointing to his ear and waving his hand constantly.

It seems to say: this handsome guy is deaf!

"Come less, I'll make you deaf at most, you can speak, don't use sign language."

Su Huajiu directly smashed the pillow on the sofa.

"The brain is buzzing, which leads to an operation error, and I will do it again."

Zhou Zun caught it and said seriously, "I'm deaf, and the virus is about to transfer to my mouth, which will directly lead to loss of voice, so you can watch it." ”

Looking at Zhou Zun's appearance of being possessed, Su Huajiu was immediately amused.

He asked with a smile: "The little woman is out of the house, penniless, and her clothes are thin, so why don't she make up for the damage to her son with her body." ”

Su Huajiu is an actor, and when he is idle, he will act alone at home, and he just hasn't taken over the drama during this time, so he just accompanies Zhou Zun to play for a while.

"No!"

"Why!"

"To tell you the truth, my identity is the current emperor, and I seriously doubt that your promise is just an excuse to get close to me, so as to have an inexhaustible source of glory and wealth.

What's more, the criteria for choosing a concubine are very strict, with your appearance, at most you can enter the palace and be a maid, or the kind of maid who waits for the concubine who enters the cold palace. ”

Zhou Zun replied very seriously.

"You ......"

Su Huajiu felt that he had seen through the man in front of him tonight, and the narcissism of the money fan was quite straight.

In the face of this kind of actor, this scene can't be performed at all, and Su Huajiu's backleg is a kick.

Zhou Zun's eyes were quick, and he held his right foot in his arms.

Grasp the ankle with one hand and the ball of the foot with the other.

Before Su Huajiu could react, he twisted a few times and slammed it.

Click!

Su Huajiu's body shook violently, and he subconsciously screamed.

"This alley is full of old grandfathers and grandmothers, and if your screams reach their ears, they will think that I have a style problem."

Zhou Zun put Su Huajiu's delicate little feet on the pillow and said softly, "It doesn't hurt at all, your foot was broken just now, I'll help you reset it." ”

Zhou Zun wouldn't say too many words to make the girl happy, but he could use practical actions to make Su Huajiu feel a little less pain.

Act with him first, distract him, and then reset the soles of his feet when he is unprepared.

This minimizes pain!

"I thought you were going to break my foot......"

Su Huajiu gently moved the soles of his feet, and found that it was really not as painful as just now, and a large part of the swelling gradually subsided.

Zhou Zun tried his skills a little, which made Su Huajiu even more convinced that he was a soldier and very powerful.

"I'm not a foot fetish, why did I break your foot."

Zhou Zun rolled his eyes, began to open the medical box and got busy, and said, "You'd better not walk on the ground in the next two or three days, I'll rub some medicine and wine for you now." ”

However, Su Huajiu's feet are indeed very good-looking, beautiful and warped, slender and light, moderately fat and thin, wonderful and natural, just like the jade carefully carved by the ancients after several years, more than ten years, or even decades.

Bai Lian wrapped gently, and the golden lotus moved step by step. Mo Yan is always on the ground, and there are times when he is in heaven.

The wound was covered with dust, Zhou Zun first poured it with normal saline, then cleaned the skin around the wound, then gently wiped it with a cotton swab dipped in medicinal wine, and finally wrapped each wound gently with gauze.

Zhou Zun is a professional, and he is also very careful to prevent Su Huajiu from yelling.

Men who are serious are the most handsome, and this sentence is not false at all.

Unconsciously, Su Huajiu's gaze was fixed on Zhou Zun's face, and he looked a little stupid.

That's when ......

Zhou Zun, who was in sight, suddenly jumped to the door and pressed the switch.

The whole room suddenly became dark, and nothing could be seen in the dark.

"What are you doing?"

Su Huajiu asked curiously.

"Shhhh Don't make a sound! ”

Zhou Zun tiptoed back to Su Huajiu's side, making a voice that only two people could hear, "Someone has broken in, I'll go see what's going on, you stay here, don't make a sound." ”