Chapter 471: Lao Zhu's Joke
Ma Du really didn't have self-knowledge, so he made a big contribution to sesame mung beans and wanted to have a big scene of hundreds of officials welcoming him, which was purely a dream. His merits are not comparable to Xu Da, and he must not learn from him as a person.
Every time Xu Da returned from a battle, no matter how late he was, the first thing he did was to hand over the military power to Lao Zhu, and Lao Zhu respected him very much because of this, and often called him "Brother Xu" in private.
It's just that I didn't expect such treatment to Ma Du, Lao Zhu took the seal letter with an impatient face, "Your navy can still rebel with that little bit of manpower, and you will directly hand it over to the military department in the future, don't bother me with such a trivial matter." ”
A good person really can't do it, Ma Du frowned and said, "Weichen knows." Your Majesty, Wei Chen went overseas this time, and he also made some small contributions, and the navy was rewarded, and even the sailors at the helm of the cabin had fifty acres of land, why didn't Wei Chen. ”
Lao Zhu's answer was very annoying, he frowned and asked, "Didn't I even give you a reward?" ”
"This ...... Not really. ”
Lao Zhu showed a little apology, "This is my negligence, isn't it envy of the sailor's fifty acres of land?" Then I will reward you a hundredfold, and I will reward you with 5,000 acres of land, remember to let people reclaim it earlier. ”
You don't need to ask to know that Lao Zhu's land is in Penghu, damn it, where did Lao Tzu get so many people to go to Penghu to open up wasteland.
"By the way, someone stabbed us behind the emperor's expedition this time, does the court have any investigation results?"
Lao Zhu nodded, "Well, I know this matter in my heart, don't make any more noise, go to the harem to see the queen, and don't disturb me and Yanjing to drink again." ”
Ma Du only drank a glass of water and wine, and was driven out by Lao Zhu without even moving two chopsticks, and followed Yuan Sheng to the harem.
"Hehe......" Yuan Sheng said with a smile: "Uncle Guo, don't worry, the emperor didn't treat you as an outsider, when the emperor heard that something happened to you, he was in a hurry." ”
Of course Lao Zhu will be in a hurry, who is not in a hurry if the rake with money is lost.
The new palace has not yet been built, Ma Dajia still lives in the former courtyard, and as soon as he entered the door, he met Zhu Biao, "Uncle is here so soon, and the queen mother is still preparing wine and rice in the kitchen, I will invite her." ”
"No, I'll go to the kitchen, I can't wait to try my sister's craftsmanship." Ma Du went straight to the small kitchen, only to see the smoke billowing in the kitchen, Ma Dajia was wearing an apron to turn over the food in the wok, and there were already two fried side dishes on the table next to the stove.
The same is the stuffed tofu that has never been missing on the dinner table, this is Lao Zhu's favorite, and there is a plate of boiled red prawns, Ma Du walked over and reached out to take it, but just pinched the shrimp up, he was knocked off by one hand.
Ma Dajia turned around and asked with a little surprise: "I thought it was a biao'er, and I finished talking to the emperor so soon?" ”
"Where would the prince do such an unruly thing." Ma Du picked up the shrimp in his hand again, put it in his mouth and sucked it slowly, "The emperor thought I was annoying, so he kicked me out." ”
"You still know that there are no rules for doing this, and you haven't heard of the gentleman cooking, so hurry up and go to the house...... cough cough cough ...... "The thick oil smoke choked the horse's feet and coughed."
"Sister, don't cook anymore, these two dishes are enough, and the younger brother is not how much a pig can eat."
"That's it." Ma Dajia skillfully put the dishes into the plate and said to Ma Du: "Bring it to the hall, I'll go wash it." ”
Ma Dajia moved quickly like a Sichuan opera to change his face, and after turning around the house, he changed from a simple cook to a noble queen, Zhu Biao pulled out a chair, "Mother, please sit!" ”
Ma Du poured her wine diligently, and then solemnly gave a salute, "Weichen admonishes Niangniang not to cook in the kitchen often in the future, the smoke is too big, which is not good for your health." ”
Ma Dajia, the virtuous queen, is not just talking, it can be said that everything must be done personally, the emperor, the prince and even the emperor's grandson must personally take care of the diet, and the environment in the kitchen is afraid that her body will be indispensable.
Ma Dajia covered his mouth and smiled, "Jiang Ninghou said so solemnly, this palace will not dare to enter the kitchen in the future." ”
"Weichen is not joking, he is advising as a professional doctor, Niangniang is the mother of a country, and the phoenix body is related to the subjects of the world, please don't be negligent."
Ma Du turned his head to Zhu Biao and said, "Weichen is not in the palace, and I ask His Royal Highness to supervise Niangniang from time to time." ”
Zhu Biao nodded heavily, "Uncle rest assured, my nephew will often admonish the queen mother." ”
Ma Dajia pressed his hand, "Look at the two of you to make a good meal keep up with the court, hurry up and sit down and eat, otherwise the meal will be cold." ”
Waiting for Ma Du to sit down, Ma Dajia raised his wine glass, "This cup of Sister respects you to return safely!" ”
Ma Du also picked up the wine glass, but said noly: "Why don't you respect the triumphant return of the little brother?" ”
Ma Dajia knocked on his head with chopsticks, "It's all captured, and I'm embarrassed to say that I returned triumphantly." The emperor just told me about this yesterday, and I feel scared when I think about it, and I don't know how you survived. ”
Ma Du smiled wryly: "I didn't expect that Sister Ah also knew about this, shame!" I'll tell the emperor when I go back, and I must not let the person who repairs history record this matter. ”
"It's really embarrassing to let a little girl be captured, it's hard for you to have some face." Lao Zhu entered the hall with a smile, "But you reminded me that Yuansheng let people record it in my living notes." ”
Zhu Biao quipped on the side: "Congratulations to my uncle for going down in history." ”
Ma Du said with a bitter face: "Niangniang persuade the emperor, otherwise our Ma family will be embarrassed and embarrassed, the younger brother has sons and daughters, how can he behave in front of them in the future." ”
Lao Zhu walked behind Ma Dajia and stopped her shoulder, "Don't talk nonsense, the queen is a member of the Zhu family, and it's your business to be embarrassed, don't climb around, haha......"
After eating a meal for a long time, Lao Zhu's family of three listened to Ma Du talk about going to sea to fight, especially how he was loyal and unyielding and fought wits and courage with Zhang Minzhu.
Ma Dajia was shocked when he heard it, Zhu Biao was full of admiration when he heard it, and Lao Zhu interjected inexplicably, and said with a deep face: "You shouldn't really hide Zhang Shicheng's two sons, right?" ”
This was immediately silent in the hall, and the atmosphere became awkward, without waiting for Ma Dajia and Zhu Biao to speak, Ma Du preemptively said: "What Weichen said at that time was really just an expedient measure, in order to delay time, I told the emperor in Weichen's recital." ”
"Haha......" Lao Zhu's tense old face suddenly bloomed, "I'll make you a joke, see what makes you nervous." ”
Ma Du wiped his sweat, "Your Majesty, your joke can scare people to death, the hour is not early, and Weichen will not be able to leave the city if he doesn't leave." ”
Ma Dajia nodded and said, "It's been more than half a year since I left home, hurry up and go home to take a look, and Biao'er will send your uncle out of the palace." ”
Lao Zhu said: "Don't worry, I still don't know what to ask you for a while?" ”