……

"Hahahaha......"

After hearing this, the two brocade guards burst out laughing.

One of them asked puzzledly, "What Master Fang said is very reasonable. Hey, what does even mean?

D, Lord Fang, you are too good at talking, what you said just now is not a casual person, I am not a casual person. This sentence is truly classic. Yadi, the two lowly ones are really the blessing of Lord Tuoshi, he let the two of them serve Lord Fang, so that they can learn the classic language of Lord Fang. ”

When Fang Xu heard this, he explained with a smile and said, "Even? It's me, it's Lao Tzu. Remember, it's Lao Tzu, not Confucius. Ha ha! ”

He laughed funny as he spoke.

He now feels like he's having fun teaching the people of the Ancient Imperial City to say these modern Internet buzzwords.

He suddenly thought to himself: I don't know if every morning in the court, when the civil and military officials visit the emperor, do they also say"

d"?

If so, it would be even more fun.

Yadi, Lao Tzu came to ancient times from modern times, so he had to bring modern things to ancient times and slowly change the concept of these ancient birdmen.

King Yan must not be allowed to dig out any "battle of appeasement".

In this way, Lao Tzu is making friends with the Dog Emperor.

Hee-hee!

Oh, absolutely not.

If these defenders of Qitai join me, I will die.

In the future, you still can't swear, be civilized.

……

"Hahahaha......"

The two brocade guards laughed comically again.

The two laughed.

A brocade guard suddenly realized, and immediately applied this word, saying: "Oh, even it's me, it's Lao Tzu." Even remember, even is Lao Tzu, not Confucius. Haha, Master Fang, even help you wipe your body! ”

He took the towel and possessed it to wipe Fang Xu's body.

Fang Xu didn't want them to touch his body.

He felt that it was very awkward for a man to touch a man's body, so he smiled and said, "Haha, no, I'm afraid of itching!" Go out and rest first. Soak slowly, and if the water is cold, I will ask you to come in and add water. ”

When the brocade guard heard this, he nodded and said, "Oh, the puppets are out." Lord Fang, you soak slowly. ”

He pulled another brocade guard, exited the bathroom, and closed the door with his hand.

Fang Xu was soaking alone in the bathtub, holding his treasure with both hands, and he couldn't help but think about it.

He secretly said in his heart:

d, it would be nice if the spring flowers came in to wipe their bodies.

When will Lao Tzu sleep with her?

I have to figure out what is the difference between ancient beauty and modern beauty?

Otherwise, I would have come to ancient times in vain.

Anyway, in ancient society, it was possible to have three wives and four concubines.

I also wouldn't abandon any of the beauties I've slept with.

As long as there are beautiful women who can sleep with me, I will marry them all.

Rankings, they rank themselves.

Anyway, I must treat them equally, the same.

Haha, that's all.

From now on, Lao Tzu will recruit love and make the world at a loss!

……

At this moment, suddenly the water bubbled.

Fang Xu suddenly felt that the internal force in his body was swimming around in his body, rushing straight to the veins everywhere.

Suddenly, the water temperature rises sharply.

He was hot and his skin was swollen and cracked.

"What's going on? How so? ”

In an instant, he was sweating all over.

Beads of sweat dripped from his forehead into the warm water.

Fang Xu was so frightened that he exclaimed: "Brother...... Liu Lebao...... I'm so hot! I'm so hot! I have a fever! Help me! ”

The two Jinyi guards and Chunhua heard Fang Xu shouting, and they all ran in in panic.

It just so happened that Fang Xu stood up because the water was too hot.

Seeing this, Chunhua was frightened and exclaimed: "Oops! He didn't even have any clothes on! His monster is so cute! Ouch, I'm a yellow flower girl! ”

She hurriedly covered her face with her hands and covered her eyes.

She didn't dare to look at Fang Xu's body anymore.

However, the five fingers of her palm, which covered her eyes, loosened slightly.

Through her fingers, she could still see Fang Xu's huge treasure.

Seeing this, Chunhua blushed again, her heart was pounding, and she was hot.

She muttered, "Oh my God! His monster is so big! It's so cute! ”

Two brocade guards rushed in, immediately drew their swords, and looked around.

The two of them thought that Fang Xu had been attacked, and asked in unison and panic, "Lord Fang, how are you?" Who attacked you? Is it Ji Xiaolan's demon girl? Yadi, the puppets slaughtered her. ”

Fang Xu saw so many people coming in, and he didn't have any clothes on.

Especially Chunhua also came in, still covering her face.

It made him a little embarrassed.

So, he stammered and commanded them, "No...... It's okay! You all go out first, Liu Lebao stays. ”

"Oh, oh......"

The two brocade guards and Chunhua reluctantly retreated.

Liu Lebao just came in.

His left arm hung from his chest, and his face was pale and haggard.

Before, he was kicked by Ji Xiaolan and cracked his shoulder.

Fang Xu looked at Liu Lebao in amazement.

Only then did he remember that last night, Liu Lebao was also injured.

Liu Lebao approached, and suddenly saw the water in the bath tub boiling, and couldn't help exclaiming: "Brother, what's wrong with you?" Ouch, why is this water so hot? Killing pigs? Are you still standing in the water? Come out? It's almost boiling! Lao Tzu smelled the smell of meat. ”

Fang Xu also felt very uncomfortable, and yelled: "You go...... Bring me that book...... Fast...... Oops, it's scalding, I can't stand it anymore. ”

However, he understands that the warm water in the tub is boiling because his body is hot, and it should be what happened to his body.

It should be related to the "Yue Nu Knife Spectrum".

So, Fang Xu hurriedly instructed Liu Lebao to get the book.

He's going to look at it.

"Oh...... Oh......"

When Liu Lebao heard this, regardless of the pain all over his body, he turned around and ran away, and soon took the "Yue Nu Knife Book" to the bathroom and handed it to Fang Xu.

He saw Fang Xu sitting in the boiling water, and carefully looked through the Yue Nu knife score, and at the same time, he exercised his skills, and soon his muscles were exposed.

The tub was steaming.

Liu Lebao couldn't help but be stunned for a while.

He said in his heart: If you put pork bones in this boiling water of more than 100 degrees, you will definitely be able to boil a good pot of soup.

What kind of kung fu is this kid practicing Fang Xu?

Even hot water of more than 100 degrees can't hurt him.

I came to this ancient society, endless darkness, Fang Xu, you are enough!

Don't be sad, it will be even more sad in the future.

……

In fact, Fang Xu's body was extremely uncomfortable.

The internal force in his body was surging, making his whole body hot and red.

He has been trying to resist, but he can't resist.

Finally, he couldn't help it, jumped out of the bathtub, and yelled: "Brother, you hurry up!" ”

He threw the "Yue Nu Knife Book" into Liu Lebao's arms.

Then, he slashed out with his palms in the air.

"Oops, my brother-in-law is crazy......"