"What the hell are you doing?" Grandpa Bi feels that the whole person is not good, what is the special situation?

Under the reflection of the flashlight, the right drop was shiny, and he still had a large lump of noodles in his mouth.

was photographed by Grandpa Bi like this, and there was a feeling that the criminals in the TV series were caught by the police.

took a sip, swallowed the noodles in his mouth, and said to Grandpa Bi with some embarrassment: "I'm hungry, so eat noodles." ”

"Why can't you eat noodles in the dormitory? Do you have to go to the toilet? "Grandpa Bi's angry nose is almost crooked, what's going on with this year's recruits? Why are there so many talents!

As a result, the right descendant shook his head like a rattle, and said continuously: "You can't eat in the dormitory, Wang Aiguo will rob it." ”

"Then you also go to a normal place, what the hell is eating noodles in the toilet!" Grandpa Bi only felt that his heart was about to fail.

Right descended and said with a sad face: "There is no way, Wang Aiguo can smell it within a radius of ten meters, so I can only hide here and cover the smell of this side with the smell of the toilet." ”

And at this time, Grandpa Bi suddenly noticed that there seemed to be strips of brown things growing slowly on the right descending buttocks.

"Damn, do you want to play that big."

Right descended and thought for a while and said, "The toilet is too clean, I'm afraid the smell won't be able to suppress it, so I ......"

"Get out."

…….

After a while, Grandpa Bi led the right descendant and rushed back to the dormitory.

As soon as he entered the dormitory, Grandpa Bi scolded Wang Aiguo: "The one over there is three hundred pounds." ”

"Three hundred pounds? Who is it? Wang Aiguo sat up from the bed and looked around with doubts.

Seeing Wang Aiguo's unbeaten appearance, Grandpa Bi became even more angry, and hurriedly continued: "Look at it, it's you!" Wang Aiguo! Why don't you see what you've made your brother look like? I ate instant noodles in the toilet in the middle of the night. ”

"Captain, I'm going to talk about this. What does it have to do with me when he eats instant noodles in the toilet? Wang Aiguo looked confused.

Grandpa Bi didn't speak yet, but Xiaotian on the top bunk slowly spoke: "Why did he go to the toilet to eat instant noodles, don't you have a B number in your heart?" ”

Wang Aiguo: "......"

"What does this have to do with me? Did he go to the toilet or did I force him? ”

Wang Aiguo's face was blinded, and he didn't know what was going on at all.

Is he just grabbing instant noodles? As for this?

Then the news quickly spread the next day, it was not terrible to eat instant noodles in the toilet, the toilet in the boot camp was very clean, and it was nothing to eat noodles in it. But the problem is that it's more awesome to eat before and pull back.

Early the next morning, the name of the right-hand drop resounded throughout the 12th team.

…….

Just when the right descendant was thinking about how to bring back his reputation, a sudden news disrupted the right descendant's thoughts.

Team 12 has been transferred again, and it is still their dormitory. Two people in Wang Aiguo's dormitory were transferred to other teams, and at the same time, two new comrades-in-arms were transferred in.

When these two people appeared in the dormitory, Wang Aiguo was directly stunned.

One of these two people was a white, innocent and bookish-looking young man, who he had never seen. But the other one he is very familiar with, it is the man with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes on the physical examination form that day.

The man walked into the dormitory like a King Kong, and without saying hello, he quietly found a bed and sat down.

And the white brother chattered a lot with Wang Aiguo.

From that day on, Wang Aiguo's dormitory was basically finalized.

The 8 people are Wang Aiguo, Youxia, Li Zimu, Ma Xiaofeng, Xiaotian, Huang Gang, the divine doctor and the chimpanzee.

The Divine Doctor is the nickname of the new Baijing boy, who said that he himself is a student at the University of Chinese Medicine. And his goal was to be a miracle doctor, so Wang Aiguo's people called him a miracle doctor.

As for the chimpanzee, he basically doesn't speak, so everyone has no idea where to start, only knows his surname Cheng.

……

That night, after a tiring day, everyone hurriedly washed up and lay down on the bed.

Wang Aiguo was lying on the bed and was weak, and his only exercise at home was to go downstairs to buy breakfast. For example, being dragged by a group of people for ten kilometers every day makes him feel bad.

Just when Wang Aiguo was flustered, Wang Aiguo said to the divine doctor at the door: "I want to ask, today I went back to my former dormitory, and they told me that there is a instant noodle dung brother in the 12th team who eats instant noodles while pooping in the toilet, dare to ask which one?" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone turned their eyes to the right drop.

The right descendant looked at the crowd, then looked at the divine doctor, and then said with an innocent face: "Really? Is there such a person? I haven't heard of it, did you hear it wrong? ”

"Damn, can you still order a B face!" Everyone scolded angrily in their hearts, bragging openly, this is too shameless, right?

As a result, the divine doctor didn't doubt it, but said lightly: "Maybe, I don't know very well, but then again." If someone gives me the nickname of a bubble noodle man, I guess I'm going to jump off the building. Speaking of jumping, do you think we will train? ”

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was stunned, jumping off the building for training, it sounds nonsense, but it seems that all special forces units have such training.

Wang Aiguo looked at the divine doctor with a strange expression and said, "Probably not, we are all naval soldiers, and we are all recruits, we shouldn't have played so much, right?" ”

"But didn't you notice that a few days ago, our captain called a group of troops to come over, and I heard that they were all special forces, and the purpose of coming was to teach us military physical boxing. Do you think they will teach us some special forces techniques by the way? ”

Everyone was stunned, and their expressions were a little complicated, especially Wang Aiguo. His face was about to turn blue, and he jumped off the building to train at his weight. You don't want to open a pit, do you?

Soon the topic changed, and everyone began to discuss how to jump off the building to avoid injury to the greatest extent.

Huang Gang said: "The correct posture for falling from a height should be to land on the ground with your hands and then roll forward." ”

After Huang Gang finished speaking, Ma Xiaofeng hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, it's not right, it must be that you must have landed on your feet and turned over." ”

After Ma Xiaofeng finished speaking, the divine doctor stood up and expressed his opinion: "You are all wrong, according to human body mechanics, the bearing capacity of people's back is 7 times that of other places, so it should be back to the ground." ”

Seeing everyone arguing like a child, Wang Aiguo quipped: "The discussion is so intense, why don't you dance one?" ”

"Good!"

Originally, it was just a joke, but a deep male voice in the darkness responded to Wang Aiguo.

Wang Aiguo was stunned at the time, but before anyone could react, he saw a man like an iron tower sitting up from the bed, and then rushed directly to the window like a bolt of lightning, jumped out, and threw himself out.

The scene fell silent for a while......