Chapter 76

"Yes, yes!"

Cheng Chumo rushed over behind him, stared at Li Yun and said, "You can't be reasonable at all, you just blew people up......"

Fang Yiai even pinched Li Yun's arm, and said with admiration on his face: "My brother is very good, and he will start fighting if he doesn't agree with him." ”

Li Yun coughed, feeling that his face was a little hot.

He glared at Cheng Chumo viciously, quickly withdrew the topic just now, stared at Cheng Chumo and asked: "If others don't play tricks with us, and suddenly change their means to reason with us, then Cheng Chumo, tell me, what should we do in this situation?" ”

Cheng Chumo suddenly opened his big mouth and said proudly: "I know this, when others are reasonable, it will be our turn to play hard......"

"Good!"

Li Yun clapped his hands, turned around and pointed at Wang Lingyun, who was lying on the coffin and crying hypocritically, smiled and asked Cheng Chumo: "Then look at it again, what is he doing now?" ”

"Cry!"

Cheng Chu didn't want to answer directly, looking at Wang Lingyun frowning, he couldn't help but whisper again, full of sympathy: "There are a lot of snot and tears, and it's strange and pitiful to look at." ”

Li Yun laughed and said: "The crying coffin is fake, Bo sympathy is true, he found that it is not good to play hard, and he wants to reason with us softly." ”

Cheng Chu was stunned.

Li Yun's tone suddenly became cold, and his face was like frost and said: "If he is reasonable, let's fight ......."

Suddenly, he turned around and strode towards Wang Lingyun.

Wang Lingyun was crying and peeking at the same time, and was shocked when he found Li Yun rushing over, to say that this person was worthy of being the leader of the younger generation of the Wang family, and he actually made a decision again at the opportunity.

I saw that his eyes suddenly widened with anger, made a mighty and unyielding gesture, and shouted angrily: "What else do you want, my Wang family just wants to cry coffin, poor elders' bones are not cold, do you even want to disturb the old man's funeral?" ”

"Crying coffin, crying coffin, I want to see where your coffin is ......"

Li Yun rushed forward wildly, suddenly let out a cruel laugh, he suddenly hugged the end of the coffin with both hands, looked up to the sky and let out a wild roar, shouting: "Give me ......"

Ruts!

There was a muffled sound.

But when he saw the paulownia coffin, he was lifted in the air......

……

Hiss!

Everyone present gasped, and the five big men of Chang'an were all stupid.

How much effort does it take, is this still a human?

Holding the coffin with both hands, this is more terrifying than the overlord lifting the crown......

You must know that the ancients were the most important things after their deaths, and they were extremely particular about the coffins that contained the bones, even if they were in the poorest homes, after they died, they had to do everything possible to get a thin-skinned coffin, and the slightly wealthy families had to at least make the wood of ash as materials.

If it rises to a wealthy family, the specifications will be on a higher level.

When the dead of the family are funeral, the two layers of the coffin must be shared.

This is an extremely luxurious set of coffins, the outer layer is called the coffin, the inner layer is the coffin, the whole coffin is made of paulownia wood, and the weight is at least four or five hundred catties.

Thin-skinned coffins.

Ash coffin.

Paulownia single-layer coffin.

The family's large coffin.

One is heavier than the other, and the other is bigger than the other, if you add the weight of the corpse in the coffin, I am afraid that six or seven hundred catties may not be able to stop it.

So you see that in ancient times, when a large family went out of the funeral, it took more than a dozen strong laborers to carry the coffin, not all for pomp, and the weight of the coffin was also the reason.

……

Such a huge coffin was now directly lifted by people's hands, and everyone obviously saw that Li Yun was not struggling, because after he raised it, he actually changed his hands to one hand.

Holding the coffin with one hand, he hooked Wang Lingyun with the other hand, which seemed to mean that Wang Lingyun stepped forward and then said a few words to him.

How dare Wang Lingyun step forward, he was afraid that Li Yun would not be able to lift himself to death.

Even the five fools in Chang'an quietly took two steps back, and the five biaozi were also shocked by Li Yun's posture.

……

"Brother, are you so powerful?" The young man surnamed Liu secretly poked Li Chongyi with his hand and asked in a stingy voice.

Li Chongyi's face turned obviously red, turned his head and touched Fang Yiai lightly, and said in a low voice: "I heard that the younger brother of the Fang family can move a three-hundred-pound iron ox, can you lift this coffin with one hand......

"You ask me?"

Fang Yiai's eyes were also straight, and he looked directly at Li Yun's posture of holding the long coffin.

This thing subconsciously swallowed his spit, and said dumbly: "If I add my hands together, I guess I can move it, but if I have to lift it up and play with it, I will definitely be stoned to death by the coffin, this giant coffin, I can't move it......"

Speaking of this, he seemed to think of something, suddenly turned his head to look at Cheng Chumo, and asked urgently: "Brother Cheng, does your master still accept apprentices?" ”

The other three were stunned when they heard this, and suddenly they all looked at Cheng Chumo eagerly.

Cheng Chumo suddenly became vigilant.

Want to worship my master?

Isn't that a robbery?

No, no, I can't agree.

Xiao Bawang's head shook like a rattle, and he said hurriedly: "Don't think about it, it's impossible, my master is born with divine power, and besides, he doesn't like to accept apprentices at all." ”

Fang Yiai obviously didn't believe it, and asked again in a daze: "Then why did he take you as an apprentice?" ”

"I ......"

Cheng Chumo was speechless for a moment, scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously, his face was swollen, and he suddenly caught a glimpse of his sister not far away who was watching, this thing suddenly became smarter, and grinned: "I have a sister, who has been spanked by the master and touched her chest, is your sister willing to do it?" ”

The other four were stunned.

Fang Yiai's face was full of loss, and she said with infinite regret: "I don't have a sister, I only have a sister, but my sister is only three years old, and it is estimated that your master doesn't like to touch her buttocks." ”

Another young man surnamed Liu also sighed, and said listlessly: "It's true that I have a sister, but my sister is already married, if only I had known your master earlier, I tied my sister directly to his bed." ”

As far as these few biaozi are concerned, if they are spread out, they are afraid that they will not be beaten to death by their sisters, but a few biaozi feel that they are justified, and the only regret is that their sisters have no chance.

Only Li Chongyi's eyes lit up, and he suddenly chuckled and said: "I heard my father say that he wanted to say goodbye to his cousin, and it is said that he quarreled with Uncle Cheng, and the two of them fought for half an hour......

Cheng Chumo was in a hurry, and hurriedly said, "My master doesn't like your cousin." ”

Li Chongyi was stunned, and said very unhappily: "You know a fart, my cousin is a big beauty, not only convex and backward, but also can write poems!" ”

Speaking of this, he seemed to feel that the threat was not strong enough, and couldn't help but add: "What else can your sister do except be beautiful, dancing with guns and sticks and carrying a big axe all day long, not to mention a fierce person like your master, even I look down on your sister." ”

Cheng Chumo was furious, and he opened his mouth to scold a straight thief.

Seeing a few biaozi about to quarrel!