Chapter 4: Knocking on Uncle Guo's bamboo pole
Gao Shilian, who had just left the early dynasty, suddenly had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, as soon as he walked out of the Taiji Palace, he was caught by the palace guards waiting here.
"Gao Xiang, King Zhao, please come over!"
Gao Shilian frowned, and muttered a little in his heart.
Yesterday, Li Shimin sent people to inform them one by one that King Zhao was suffering from a brain disease, so let them pay attention to it in the future, and don't make King Zhao unhappy.
As for why Li Shimin did this, they can all understand that as a close minister by Li Shimin's side, no one opposes Li Shimin's behavior, and even chooses to support it.
There is no other reason, a King Zhao who suffers from brain disease is more beneficial to His Majesty than a normal King Zhao.
It's not that it can threaten the throne, but that the sick King Zhao can save some of Li Shimin's reputation.
"But King Zhao has taken a fancy to the house of the Gao Xiangjia Chongrenfang?" Eldest Sun Wuji raised his eyebrows and hurriedly asked.
The queen didn't reveal the matter of asking for the deed from her last night, but the eldest grandson Wuji knew that the houses of the two families were next to each other, maybe King Zhao felt that the courtyard was too small, and knew that the empty courtyard next door belonged to the Gao family, so he wanted to ask for it.
Listening to the words of the eldest grandson Wuji, Gao Shilian breathed a sigh of relief and said: "If it is the matter of that house, the prime minister will not go, you tell King Zhao, and the Japanese minister will send the deed over tomorrow." ”
"It's not a matter of the house, the specific thing King Zhao doesn't let the humble say, and the high minister will naturally know if he goes......" The palace guard felt that his heart was about to jump out, and he almost couldn't help but tell the truth.
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Along the way, Gao Shilian was muttering, out of the imperial city, to Chongrenfang, when standing in front of his house, Gao Shilian felt that his IQ seemed to be insulted.
You are sitting in the courtyard of the old man's house, and you still say that it is not for the old man's house?
The old man didn't say no, if you want it, give it to you, can you deceive the old man? I don't know if the old man doesn't want to see you, King Zhao?
However, Gao Shilian, who entered the house, looked confused.
"I was wrong...... I was wrong...... I was wrong......"
Gao Chunxing stood in the corner of the wall like frost hitting an eggplant, thinking about it against the wall, and kept saying that I was wrong, the whole person had no spirit at all, and even his voice was a little hoarse.
Gao Shilian's heart trembled suddenly, could it be that this rabbit cub made King Zhao unhappy?
With a flick of his eyes, when the prince was sitting in front of the desk copying something with a handful of snot and tears, Gao Shilian instantly felt that the whole person was not good.
The crown prince and Gao Chunxing provoked King Zhao together, and it was in this critical period.
Gao Shilian, who was frightened by the scene, directly ignored the three sons Gao Chunxing, who was squatting in the corner and constantly shouting that I was wrong, and hurriedly entered the guest hall, and said to Li Yuanjing, the king of Zhao, who was looking around in boredom: "The old minister has seen His Royal Highness......
"Oh, Uncle Guo is here, sit down! Sit down! Li Yuanjing came back to his senses and looked at Gao Shilian with a blank face and smiled at him.
Gao Shilian was a little in a dilemma, the situation seemed to be a little unexpected, and he was embarrassed to stand and sit down, so he finally had to sit down.
Li Yuanjing's goal is to be a beautiful and idle prince, and it is best to do whatever he wants in Datang without touching his principles.
Gao Shilian is not an ordinary person, he is the maternal uncle of the eldest grandson queen, and he and the eldest grandson Wuji grew up in the Gao family since childhood, saying that he is an uncle, but in fact he is no different from his father.
The two of them were raised by Gao Shilian, and the marriage of the eldest grandson queen was also arranged by Gao Shilian, and later they worked so hard to help Li Shimin ascend the throne.
Such people are generally untouchable, and Li Yuanjing is not a fool, there is no need to directly sue Gao Shilian, although he has a brain disease.
But now Li Yuanjing has discovered that brain disease is really a good thing, in addition to needing needles.
"Uncle Guo's family style and family education are worrying......" Li Yuanjing was also too lazy to play official with these old foxes, and he was not their opponent anyway, so he simply went straight to it.
"Please make it clear to Your Highness!" Gao Shilian couldn't cry or laugh a little, he even had to take care of his family style and tutor, you, the prince, couldn't be too lenient, right?
"Then the king said bluntly, in terms of seniority, he should be the cousin of this king, but if he didn't take advantage of the seniority, this king would have to castrate him and send him to the palace!" Li Yuanjing pointed to Gao Chunxing, who was still repenting outside.
Gao Shilian suddenly felt a sudden chill under his crotch, is it Zhao Wang Hu messing around? Or did the rebel really do something rebellious?
"Yesterday the queen gave the king a courtyard, just next door, today the king came to see when he had nothing to do, never thought that he would be disturbed by a sound of fornication just here, and he was doing this in broad daylight? It's an insult to my Tang face, this king was kind enough to come to dissuade him, but Ling Gongzi scolded this king for having no eggs, and the uncle came to comment on it, should he be castrated and sent to the palace to experience life? Li Yuanjing spat and described the processed scene to Gao Shilian word for word.
"This ......" Gao Shilian was stunned, it was indeed insulting to do this in broad daylight.
But Gao Chunxing is already sixteen years old, so it seems that there is nothing wrong with experiencing life, right? The only mistake was to scold King Zhao for having no eggs, but Gao Chunxing obviously didn't know King Zhao.
Well, it is indeed not a trivial matter to scold King Zhao like this, if you are an ordinary person, you will just clean it up, and he doesn't want it.
Gao Shilian felt that Li Yuanjing was making a big fuss, but the emperor's greeting, the face of the royal family had to be given, he thought for a while, and said: "What His Highness taught is that the old minister will lock this rebel son in the palace and be grounded for half a year, and send this courtyard to His Royal Highness to apologize?" ”
Li Yuanjing shook his head and said with a serious face: "How can this king be such a narrow-minded person? What really made this king angry was that the two of them were in the same room, and this king sent someone to check, and there was only one woman in the house. ”
After listening to Li Yuanjing's words, Gao Shilian's jaw was about to drop.
This time, I didn't feel cold in the crotch, but I felt a little cold in my neck.
The prince is only eleven years old, it is understandable that your turtle son wants to have a good relationship with the prince, but your special mother is so good that you sleep in the same bed and sleep with the prince?
Regardless of the truth, Gao Chun Xing is old, and everyone will only think that Gao Chun Xing instigated it.
It's okay if Li Chengqian is just an ordinary prince, but he is the crown prince, the future monarch of the Tang Dynasty, who was pulled by you to play with women before he was eleven years old? Or three skins?
If this thing is poked out, not to mention that the emperor will be unhappy, not to mention that Wei Zheng's mad dog will bite and not let go, even the Yushitai side can bite himself to death, and he, the prime minister of the country, can only be forced to resign and apologize.
Gao Shilian was suddenly a little glad that he didn't force him to ask when he was in the palace just now, otherwise he would really not be able to get off the stage now.
It's a little surprising, how could Li Yuanjing have such scheming? Do people with brain disease become smarter?
However, Gao Shilian, who is smart or not, has no time to think about it, it is most important to solve the crisis in front of him first, Li Yuanjing's attitude is very memorable, he thought about it seriously, and said: "Thank you Your Highness for your mercy, this matter will be dealt with strictly, and the old minister suddenly thought that there seems to be 5,000 yuan in this mansion, so give it to His Highness......
"Well said...... It's easy to say...... Li Yuanjing responded with a smile, the two houses were opened, the area was almost doubled, and there were 5,000 yuan of construction funds, so why don't you go directly to the luxury villa?
Gao Shilian finally breathed a sigh of relief, as for being blackmailed by Li Yuanjing, he didn't pay attention to it, but was not lightly angered by Gao Chunxing's rabbit cub, and decided to whip him to death when he went home.
Li Yuanjing is not stupid, it will not do him any good if he stabs this matter directly, but it will make Li Chengqian, Gao Shilian, and even Li Shimin disgusted with him, it is better to do it like this, it is cost-effective to knock some money out of Gao Shilian's hands, and it can be regarded as holding Gao Shilian's little tail, at least let him not embarrass himself too much in the future.
"Uncle Wang...... It's almost there......" Seeing that the matter was perfectly resolved, Li Chengqian rubbed his somewhat sore wrist and looked at Li Yuanjing pitifully.
Li Yuanjing said with a dark face: "Either you will finish copying, or you will be beaten by this king, your nose will be blue and your face will be swollen, or you will go to your father to sue this king, and you can choose to go yourself......"