Chapter 93: Provoking Princess Taiping
has been gagging in the live broadcast room for a long time, and has practiced his neat mouth kung fu.
Although Princess Taiping has been dancing with a sword, Li Xingzhou can see it.
The story he told Princess Taiping was all listened to, and the climax of the story was repeated.
Princess Taiping's sword dance also became faster.
When it comes to a more slower plot, Princess Taiping slows down.
"Brush!"
Li Xingzhou was speaking, but Princess Taiping's sword suddenly pressed against his throat.
Hemp eggs.
If you swing your sword at a discord, you are not afraid of hurting your little brother by mistake?
Li Xing was startled, and sweat droplets the size of beans flowed down his forehead.
However, he did not dare to move his body.
Because he knew that his first impression of Princess Taiping would determine his status in Princess Taiping's heart in the future.
If you coax it this time, it is estimated that you will never be able to turn over again in the future.
Princess Taiping looked at Li Xingzhou appreciatively and said.
"The little Song Kingdom will be remembered by the Turks?"
"However, the Song State is located in Henan, how can it border the Turks?"
"Your story is really full of holes!"
Seeing Princess Taiping's sword persecution.
Li Xingzhou seemed to feel that his calves were shaking, but he couldn't bear the throbbing in his heart.
The expression on his face was not in a hurry, because he bet that the princess would not do anything to him.
Li Xingzhou said without thinking.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, history is always indistinguishable from reality."
"If you believe, you will have, and if you don't believe, you will not, so why should you find faults?"
Princess Taiping smiled, and the sword blade pulled away from Li Xingzhou and continued to dance the sword.
She was closer to Li Xingzhou, and the whirring sword wind went straight to Li Xingzhou.
The cold air was pressing, and it seemed to be intended to scare Li Xingzhou.
But Li Xingzhou was unmoved, just told his story.
For this kind of story, he opens his mouth to come.
The plot is relaxed and unhurried.
Princess Taiping saw that she couldn't scare him, so the sword dance moved away again.
When it comes to Guo Jing's abandonment of the Turkic princess and his resolute return to the Song Dynasty.
Princess Taiping's sword blade slowed down significantly, probably shocked by Guo Jing's heroism.
At the end of the story, Guo Jing died in order to defend the city of the Song Kingdom.
With the end of Li Xingzhou's story, Princess Taiping's sword dance also stopped.
"It's over?"
Princess Taiping asked.
"Yes."
Princess Taiping dances a sword while listening to the story.
Although she was distracted, she listened to the story as it was.
After listening, she couldn't help but sigh.
"The great man of chivalry is for the country and the people, this is true, and those who practice martial arts in the world should be like this."
"It's a pity that most of the knights recorded in Taishi Gong's "Historical Records" are assassins or bandits who occupy the mountains as kings, if they can really serve the country and the people, it will be a blessing."
In the past few years, Princess Taiping likes to dance with knives and guns, so she likes to listen to the stories of chivalrous.
In her mind, most of the knights are robbers of the rich and help the poor, and wander the world alone.
Such as Jing Ke who assassinated Qin, or Guo Jie, the hero of the Han Dynasty, but did not expect that the hero Li Xingzhou said, but it was a higher level than these two, under the infection of Li Xingzhou's story, Princess Taiping was fascinated by such a chivalrous man.
"Someone!"
Princess Taiping shouted, and someone immediately entered the courtyard, and Princess Taiping said to the person.
"You take him to get the reward!"
Jia Ding was about to take Li Xingzhou down, but Li Xingzhou said.
"Her Royal Highness the Princess, I am an anchor, just to make a living, "Poetry can not be eaten as a meal......"
Li Xingzhou said in a deep voice.
"Huh? Look, there's a pig flying in the sky......"
After seeing Princess Taiping's train of thought being guided by herself.
Li Xingzhou suddenly said.
Princess Taiping was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
She knew that Li Xingzhou recognized her.
On the shore of Luoshui Lake that day, Li Xingzhou also teased her with such a sentence.
Princess Taiping did not force him.
When he saw that he did not want to reward him, he let his family go out.
Li Xingzhou took the opportunity to resign, but Princess Taiping was a little reluctant.
She said.
"That's it?"
"Won't the great poet answer questions for the listeners after the live broadcast?"
Li Xingzhou said.
"The listener may not be able to fully understand the meaning of the speaker."
"Therefore, when I am not telling stories, I will talk to my soulmates, not answer questions."
Princess Taiping said.
"In that case, how about a conversation with me?"
Princess Taiping sat down on a stone bench and put her sword aside.
There's a play!
Li Xingzhou was overjoyed in his heart, knowing that Princess Taiping had taken the bait.
So he approached and asked
"I wonder what Her Royal Highness the Princess wants to say?"
Princess Taiping thought for a while and said.
"This palace wants to know, in your story, are there any women who charge on the battlefield and conquer cities?"
I'll go!
This is going to be the second martial queen!
Li Xingzhou glanced at Princess Taiping's expression.
I know she must have something on her mind.
If it weren't for that, she wouldn't have rushed to ask herself to come to the book.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, all men are created equal, whether male or female, men can kill enemies on the battlefield, and women can do the same."
"Although what I said is whitewashed, it is all true."
"In all dynasties, it is not uncommon for women to be strong and stubborn, and all the people of Qin are soldiers, and there are many women in the army, and these women are not inferior to men."
"There is even more Mulan, who served in the army for his father, is extremely brave, has made many military exploits, and has become a lieutenant general."
"The Song Kingdom in my story just now also has the story of the female general of the Yang Sect leading the army to break the enemy, and the woman is the general, not only in Middle-earth."
"Even a small barbarian country thousands of miles away, named France, has a story of the general Joan of Arc."
Li Xingzhou said, although Princess Taiping may not fully understand, but it is her appetite, after listening to Li Xingzhou's words, the haze on Princess Taiping's brow immediately dissipated, she smiled at Li Xingzhou, and said.
"You say it well, and whether it's true or not, it relieves my heart."
However, Li Xingzhou's words were not finished, and then he continued.
"Your Royal Highness the Princess, women are not inferior to men, sometimes they are better, they can not only lead troops to fight, even if they govern the country, they are not imaginary, Her Royal Highness the Princess, do you know, Zhou Xing has been eight hundred years, but there has been a queen?"
Princess Taiping's face showed a hint of suspicion and said angrily.
"You guy is a fool, how can there be a queen in the Zhou Dynasty?"
Li Xingzhou said again.
"It's true, the Queen."
As he spoke, he used a branch to write the word "曌" on the ground, and said.
"This name means that the sun and the moon are in the sky, since men can be kings and hegemons in the world, why can't women?"
"However, the historians' Spring and Autumn Period pen, but they think that it is a great shame for a woman to be the king, so there is no record of the queen of the Zhou Dynasty in the history books."
"Shut up!"
When Princess Taiping heard it, she found out that Li Xingzhou was talking about the martial queen.
Immediately shouted to stop him.
You must know that Princess Taiping still has half of the Li family's blood in her bones.
And the dispute between Wu and Li is also an untouchable sadness for her.
Princess Taiping couldn't stop looking at Li Xingzhou.
From his expression, it was indeed impossible to see that he was flustered.
"It's not too early, if you have something, you can do it yourself."
The gloom in his heart dissipated, there was no need to force Li Xingzhou to stay, since Princess Taiping had spoken, Li Xingzhou resigned again, and was about to leave, but was stopped by Princess Taiping.
"Wait a minute!"
Li Xing turned around, and Princess Taiping actually pulled off the phoenix hairpin on her head and handed it to Li Xingzhou, saying.
"Although you don't want to reward it, this palace can't let you come in vain, this phoenix hairpin is the belongings of this palace."
"You take it, and with this phoenix hairpin in the future, you can come to see the palace at any time."
Li Xingzhou put away the phoenix hairpin, returned the gift to Princess Taiping, and left the courtyard.
After coming out, his own family led the way, went out of the backyard, and got into the carriage that came before, and the carriage had been waiting for a long time, carrying Li Xingzhou out of the princess's mansion.
There were no more words along the way, and Jixiang let the carriage stop in the downtown of Luoyang City.
Li Xingzhou got out of the carriage and walked to his residence.
It was time for Shen to fall, and there were not many pedestrians on the streets.
Li Xingzhou walked all the way, but his footsteps were stopped by a group of children playing on the side of the road, and the children's mouths were reciting nursery rhymes-
"Yan swallowtail salivating, Zhang Gongzi, see you at the time; Wooden door Canglang Langlang, Yan Fei came, pecked the emperor and grandson ......"
is talking about Zhao Feiyan, the empress of Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty.
Li Xingzhou listened for a while, then blended into the children and said.
"Kids, do you want me to teach you a new song?"
When the sun rose again, the entire West Cross Courtyard began to get busy.
Li Xingzhou commanded the subordinates of the Li Mansion like a foreman.
"Big Bear, let people go and get all the fermented wine in the house!"
"....., Brother Yu'er, get them all?"
"Yes, get them all!"
Xiong Yanfu reluctantly led the two subordinates to carry the fermented wine.
Xiong Yanfu was very sad and angry, it was more than four months of fermented wine.
It's all ruined this time, what do you want to do.
"Yu Huakui, you go to the blacksmith shop on South Street, and let Blacksmith Liu build things according to this drawing, remember, be fast!"
Li Xingzhou beckoned and called Cui Anxi, who was standing aside to watch the excitement, over.
"Okay, I'll go!"
"Wait, don't worry, when you come back, buy a batch of wine jars and cane sugar at the market and come back!"
Li Xingzhou commanded loudly, and Cui Anpersim nodded.
It took a day to finally get what I needed.
Early the next morning, Li Xingzhou instructed people to set up the custom-made large steamer.
The large steamer is divided into two layers, and the top is an iron lid, after the cover, the whole steamer is absolutely impermeable.
Li Xingzhou didn't care about Xiong Yanfu's pitiful eyes, and directly poured all the five barrels of wine fermentation next to him into the steamer, and put some sucrose on the bottom layer of the steamer.
After closing the lid, pour a bucket of cold water into the recess at the top of the lid.
Li Xingzhou clapped his hands and shouted: "Persimmon ignition!" ”
The persimmon lit the fire very obediently, and the messenger pulled the king-sized wind with the strength of the milk, and the fire burned very strongly.
Xiong Yanfu's face was also twitching.
Brother Yu is such a loser!
So much fermented wine is gone, so what will the restaurant drink after that?
"Brother Yu, can this work?"
Persimmon wiped the sweat on his head, it's been an hour, and his hands are almost tired and sore, why hasn't Brother Yu stopped yet.
"Big Bear, you go and replace the persimmons, don't let the fire stop!"
Li Xingzhou commanded unmoved.
The big bear rolled up his sleeves and replaced the persimmon.
Today is a bit of a temper, and I thought there was a lot to see.
I didn't expect to put myself in it.
If I had known, I wouldn't have come.