But it was said that Liu Xie, who was born without a mother, was fostered in the palace of the Empress Dowager Dong, and lived for eight years, and in a blink of an eye it was 189, that is, the sixth year of Zhongping, and Liu Xie was nine years old.

This year, the world was in turmoil, first Emperor Ling died, passed the throne to Liu Bian, and renamed Liu Xie, the king of Bohai, as Chen Liuwang, and Liu Wei was only 14 years old when he succeeded to the throne.

Liu Wei was only emperor for four months, and in September:

Empress Dowager He, Liu Bian's biological mother, and Liu Xie's mother-killing enemy, asked her brother General He Jin to send Empress Dowager Dong out of the palace and poisoned Empress Dong on the way.

Empress Dong is Liu Xie's grandmother and raised him for eight years.

Then He Jin was killed in the palace by the Ten Standing Attendants, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao and others broke into the palace to kill the Ten Standing Attendants, in a panic, Zhang Rang and other eunuchs hijacked the young emperor Liu Bian, Chen Liuwang Liu Xie and He Hou escaped from the palace.

All the other eunuchs were killed, and countless innocents were killed, and the court was in chaos.

Zhang Rang kidnapped the three young emperors, fled to Beibi Mountain, met Dong Zhuo, knew that he could not escape death, and committed suicide by jumping into the river.

This Dong Zhuo was originally a foreign official, guarding Xiliang, with an army of 200,000 in Xiliang, and he had no plan to enter the ten permanent servants, and he was summoned into the capital by Chuanwen.

Dong Zhuo entered Beijing, controlled the government, did whatever he wanted, wanted to abolish Liu Bi, and renamed Liu Xie as the emperor, but many people opposed it.

Dong Zhuo sent someone to buy Lu Bu, the world's first fierce general, with Jin Zhu and Red Rabbit Horse, killed Ding Yuan, and collected it into his account. Dong Zhuo relied on his strong soldiers and horses, held the young emperor hostage, and had the help of the fierce general Lu Bu, and on this day he convened the ministers again to discuss the abolition of the establishment.

It is said that when Liu Xie got up that morning, he was summoned by the chamberlain, saying that Dong Zhuo had summoned him to the Jiade Hall to discuss important matters.

Liu Xie sneered for a while, and said in his heart: "The special Lao Tzu has been waiting for eight years today!" Today has finally arrived.

Liu Xie followed the attendant to the Jiade Palace, and did not enter immediately, but outside the side door of the hall, he saw his brother Liu Bian sitting on the dragon chair, and Dong Zhuo was standing beside Liu Bian.

Below are the civil and military officials.

Dong Zhuo drew his sword in his hand and said loudly: "The Son of Heaven is weak, not enough to reign in the world, today there is a strategy, Li Ru, you come to read it to the ministers." ”

Li Ru made a promise and began to read a long speech, all of which were written in classical Chinese, which roughly meant that the young emperor Liu Xie was not in various ways, and Liu Xie, the king of Chen Liu, was all good, and Liu Xie should be abolished now, and Liu Xie should be renamed as the emperor.

After reciting, Dong Zhuo asked the two warriors to tear Liu Ban off the dragon chair, ordered him to kneel on the ground, and called the Empress Dowager He, who was waiting outside, to come in and ask him to take his son Liu Ban out.

This Empress Dowager He led her son to cry and left the hall, and there were many ministers below who secretly wept and went out of the side door, when they passed by Liu Xie's side, Liu Xie's heart was comfortable, and there was a trace of unbearable, this Empress Dowager He was extremely guilty, but Liu Wei was not guilty.

In the main hall, there was a minister named Ding Guan, who scolded angrily: "The traitor Dong Zhuo, deceive the heavens and the earth, the old man is fighting with you!" ”

After that, he picked up the elephant in his hand and threw it towards Dong Zhuo. （1）

Dong Zhuo was furious, and immediately ordered the warrior to escort Ding Guan out and behead him, and Ding Guan scolded endlessly, treating death as home.

For all this, Liu Xie, who was standing at the door of the side of the hall, looked leisurely and complacent, he knew that Dong Zhuo was going to make him the emperor next, and after eight years of waiting, he was finally going to become the emperor.

Dong Zhuo shouted: "King Chen Liu, please ascend the throne." ”

Liu Xie proudly walked into the main hall, walked towards the dragon chair, and waved to the ministers as he walked, saying, "Ministers, you have worked hard!" ”

For Liu Xie's way of appearance, all the officials were very curious, but then they all understood, after all, the new emperor was only nine years old.

Dong Zhuo looked back at him, looking puzzled, Liu Xiecai ignored him, walked directly to the dragon chair and sat down, and immediately a chamberlain took the crown and put it on him.

Next, under the leadership of Dong Zhuo, the ministers knelt down to congratulate and shouted long live. Only Dong Zhuo did not kneel, but also stood in front of Liu Xie, shaking his head and accepting the worship of the ministers.

Liu Xie sneered and said, "Hey, that fat man!" ”

Liu Xie is only nine years old now, and he is only eight years old if he is a year old, he is small and his voice is small, so Dong Zhuo did not hear it.

"Hey, that fat guy up front!" Liu Xie shouted loudly again.

The entire court immediately fell silent, Dong Zhuo turned around and pointed to his nose and asked, "Is Your Majesty calling me?" ”

I saw that Dong Zhuo's old face was almost crooked.

Liu Xie smiled: "You are the fattest in this world, you are a dead fat man, who else can I shout if I don't shout?" ”

Dong Zhuo was stunned, he couldn't have imagined that this little emperor would be so bold and rush to the court and scold himself in front of hundreds of civil and military officials!

The ministers below all snickered to themselves.

Dong Zhuo said angrily: "Your Majesty, don't forget, your emperor seat is given to you by me, I can help you sit up, and I can also pull you down." ”

"You can pull one and try it!" Liu Xie pointed to his nose and said.

"It's the other way around, it's the other way around!" Dong Zhuo was about to come over and pull him in a huff, Liu Xie was very calm, smiling and waiting for him to pull him.

With a "whoosh", a feather arrow shot over, hitting Dong Zhuo's back. Dong Zhuo shouted, reached out to pull out the arrow on his back, and then saw Liu Xie sitting on the dragon chair, looking at him very calmly.

"Who? Who's shooting me? Dong Zhuo shouted, this guy is fat, and the feather arrow hit him, but he didn't shoot him down.

Dong Zhuo grabbed the arrow in his back, but he didn't dare to pull it out, it hurt as soon as he pulled it out, and he screamed in pain.

Liu Xie pointed at him and said, "Dead fatty, go further." ”

Dong Zhuo raised his sword and was about to come over to cut Liu Xie, but with another swish, Dong Zhuo was hit by another arrow in the back, this time he couldn't stand, fell to the ground, and shouted: "Feng save me first!" ”

Lu Bu on the side, but holding its Fang Tian painting halberd, glanced at him coldly, and ignored it.

The ministers were also stunned, how did this kid on the dragon chair subdue Lu Bu?

Liu Xie clapped his hands and said, "You can come out." ”

Then he saw two fierce generals with bows and arrows walking in from the front of the temple, and knelt down and bowed, saying:

"Chen Huang Zhong," "Chen Tai Shi Ci sees Your Majesty, congratulations to Your Majesty on becoming a great treasure!" ”

Another white-robed military general walked out from the side of the hall, knelt down and said, "Minister Zhao Yun sees Your Majesty, congratulations to Your Majesty on becoming a great treasure." ”

The ministers were all stunned, they didn't expect that this little emperor would come to power like this, it doesn't seem to be simple.

Dong Zhuo was even more stunned and smoking, and before he was dead after two arrows, he lay on the ground, pointed at Liu Xie and said, "It turns out that you have planned it a long time ago and deliberately led me to be fooled." ”

Liu Xie said: "All Aiqing are flat." ”

After that, he stepped off the dragon chair, came to Dong Zhuo, kicked his fat body twice, and said, "Are you stupid?" Lao Tzu, oh no, it's me, I don't do my homework, dare to take your lying dart? ”

Liu Xie looked at the ministers again, then at Lu Bu, and said, "Hey, old Lu, Dong Zhuo's old thief has been handed over to you, you can watch it." ”

Lu Bu carried Fang Tian's painting halberd, walked over, looked at Dong Zhuo on the ground arrogantly, and raised the painting halberd.

Dong Zhuo said: "Fengxian my son, I am your father-in-law!" ”

Lu Bu shouted: "My surname is Lu, and your surname is Dong, why did you say that father and son?" Thou thief, thou shalt be punished by all, and let him die! ”

"Poof" "Ah......h

Lu Bu solved Dong Zhuo's halberd in the court.

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Note 1: Elephant Jane, that is, elephant wat, ivory prototype. In ancient times, officials of higher rank held it when they met the monarch, and it was used for finger painting and memorization.