Chapter 13 Testing
"Here comes the meat."
The shopkeeper was holding a square plate with a stove lit in it, and on the stove was a pot that looked like a hot pot, and a saucer was placed next to the pot.
"This is a furnace, and there is another furnace, so I'll bring it for you." With a logo smile on his face, the shopkeeper put down the pot of wet meat and went back to the kitchen.
Song Daodao leaned on the edge of the pot and sniffed, but he didn't smell any disgusting taste, picked up the chopsticks and stirred them in the pot, a few pieces of meat sank to the bottom of the pot, and there were a few oil splashes floating on the soup on the surface.
"It looks like pork rib soup, and it's not as scary as I thought."
Wu Aya picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of meat from the pot, and dipped it on the small plate on the side: "This technique is called 'dyeing' in the Qin Dynasty, also called 'jiΔn'. β
"'Rape', who is the rape?" Song Daodao joked.
"Not serious, fried steak." Wu Aya rolled her eyes at Song Daodao, and put the dipped meat in her mouth: "Well, I heard about it when I was in Weihe Village, the sauce of this house is delicious, and it really lives up to its reputation." β
"I know." Song Daodao picked up the chopsticks and added a piece of meat from the pot in front of Wu Aya.
Wu Aya immediately knocked off the meat that Song Daodao picked up with chopsticks: "I ordered two pots, you wait for the next pot." β
"Cut, stingy, don't let you taste it first."
"I remembered a story from "LΓΌ's Spring and Autumn" again." Wu Aya said as she ate.
"What's the story?"
"It is said that the Spring and Autumn Period was still in the Warring States Period, there were two fierce men eating and drinking in the tavern, and in order to add to the fun, they agreed to cut each other's flesh and eat each other, and finally ate until death."
"Don't talk about it, I'm almost out of appetite." Although Song Daodao said that he had no appetite, the chopsticks never left his hand, "Is there a story about eating?" β
Wu Aya thought for a while and said, "There is one." β
"What?"
"I'll tell you a story about Jin Jinggong."
As he spoke, the shopkeeper brought another stove, followed by a roasted chicken.
"The dishes are ready, the two of you use them slowly."
Song Daodao looked at the pot of meat, and without saying a word, he followed Wu Ayadu's example, picked up a piece of meat from the pot, and dipped it in the plate.
"Yo, yes, it feels like mutton shabu." After Song Daodao finished eating this piece of meat, his face was full of happiness, and he couldn't stop one by one, "In the past two days, I have eaten dry food every day, and I vomited so much that I finally ate a hot meal." β
After a while, a chicken and two stoves of meat were eaten by the two of them, Song Daodao still felt that it was not enough, and came ten skewers of roast mutton, two bowls of hot soup, and after eating, he lay on the seat, and felt uncomfortable alone when he turned over.
Wu Aya also lay in the banquet, one hand under her head, and the other hand caressing her stomach.
"You're going to live in Daqin in the future, reason, are you ready?" Wu Aya asked suddenly.
Song Daodao, who was still shouting that his stomach was so swollen just now, saw that Wu Aya suddenly became serious, and he also quieted down: "Banxian'er, this is not like you, don't you usually have nothing to do with yourself, why are you worried about me." β
"In the past, in the modern era, we all have our own lives, and the friends around us are like marquees, and each stage of life will change. For me, I've long been accustomed to going with the flow, never keeping the people who want to leave, and never squeezing out the people who want to stay. But it's different here, you're the only one who feels real to me at the moment, and I'm a little scared of losing that authenticity right now. β
"True." Song Daodao looked at his hand, and then touched the table next to him and the floor where he was lying, "Sure enough, he is a cultural person, and he said the idea in one sentence." To be honest, I still have a dreamlike feeling, I always feel that everything around me is like a mirage, it will shatter at the touch of a button, and only your voice can make me sober up for a while. β
"Me ...... too"
Full of wine and food, Wu Aya helped Song Daodao buy some things that he usually needed in the market in the six counties.
The layout of the six counties is also the layout of the city and the square, where people live in the square and shops are opened in the city. The market is full of people, and there are all kinds of people selling around.
"You have brought all the tests and transmissions on you." Wu Aya asked.
Song Daodao took out two wooden cards on his body and said, "It's these two." β
Wu Aya took it and looked at it, it was indeed the test of Song Daodao, the lieutenant of Yangcheng County, and it was recorded that Song Daodao was going to escort 900 soldiers to Yanmen.
"It's smart, I didn't lose it." Wu Aya returned the inspection to Song Daodao.
Song Daodao took back the inspection biography, put it away again, and said proudly: "Although I don't know as much about history as you, this bit of cold knowledge of the Qin Dynasty can still be seen everywhere on the Internet. β
Seeing Song Daodao's smug appearance, Wu Aya sneered: "Don't be complacent, your biography says that you escorted the guards to the Yanmen garrison, if you still hold this biography in this situation, I am afraid that it will be exposed as soon as you are interrogated." β
Hearing Wu Aya say this, Song Daodao hurriedly took out his copy of the biography and looked at it carefully, but unfortunately the words on it were written in small seals, and Song Daodao couldn't understand any of them.
"What then?"
"Look at Lao Tzu." Wu Aya patted her chest and pulled Song Daodao into an alley.
After turning around in the alley, I finally came to a house.
The house, like the surrounding houses, was made of rammed earth and had nothing special about it, except for a wooden sign hanging on the wooden door with a few words written on it.
"River, valley, night, bu!" Song Daodao pretended to understand very well, and nodded profoundly, "Well, good words, good artistic conception!" β
"Huh?" Wu Ling inserted his hand, shook his left leg, and looked at Song Daodao pretending to be forced.
"Half fairy, look, what a mood. The waterfall pours down from the canyon, splashes the ground and the water splashes in the sunset under the illumination of the colorful colors, next to the waterfall stands a boulder several people high, a wide robe and wide sleeves are tall, standing on the boulder, barefoot, with a few points of riverside Xinni on the feet, holding a fortune divination in one hand, pinching his fingers in the other hand, slightly closing his eyes, divining the world, a good picture of the rainbow fairy bone. I guess the owner of this house must be a scholarly family, after the famous man, living in seclusion here. β
"Yo, you can blow better than me, you're quite talented."
Song Daodao blushed, scratched his head, and said with a smile: "Everywhere, you and I are all written by the same author." β
"Let's go, go in and see what you call 'Scholarly Family, After Famous Scholars'."
After that, Wu Aya didn't even knock on the door, and directly pushed the door open.
As soon as you enter the door, you will see a few chickens strolling in the courtyard, and there is a stall of chicken poop every few steps.
"Who?" A chubby aunt in the house walked out with a wooden basin in her hand, "Don't even knock on the door, be careful that the old lady sends you to the official mansion." β
"It's me." Wu Aya straightened her waist, took her hands down, stood at the door, and said in a righteous manner, "Call your old man out." β
Song Daodao stood behind Wu Aya, leaned over Wu Aya's ear and asked, "What, do you know this family?" β
"I don't know, it's the first time I've seen you."
Song Daodao looked shocked: "Then you speak like you know someone." β
Seeing Wu Aya's momentum, the aunt put away some arrogance, approached a little, took a closer look, and found that Wu Aya was a girl, and immediately became angry, threw the basin in her hand to the ground, and shouted at the house: "Okay, you old Liu, I hear the rumors in the neighborhood on weekdays, but I didn't expect it to be true." β
With that, the aunt rolled up her sleeves, stuck her waist and entered the house.
The sound of pots and pans being smashed to the floor was constantly heard in the room.
"The old lady is really blind and looks at you who are not human."
"What's the matter, I've been ...... for a few days!"
"What's wrong, don't you know?" The aunt casually picked up a bowl and smashed it on the ground, "Your concubine has found you." β
"What a concubine, I didn't ......"
"You still say no, everyone is at the door, and you still say no." The aunt pointed to Lao Liutou's head and poked it a few times, "Look at that girl, I'm afraid she's only a teenager, you can do it, tell me, are you still a human being?" β
"What a girl, I don't know." Old man Liu looked wronged and wanted to explain, but as soon as he explained, he was interrupted by his aunt.
"I think my life is also bitter, and I was married home by you with a chicken in twenty-eight years. I think that at the beginning, those who came to my house to ask for relatives, I was afraid that the first emperor would bury them alive, and they had to dig a pit for three days. As she spoke, the aunt sat on the couch and wiped her tears.
Lao Liu Tou couldn't see his wife crying, he was caught off guard for a while, and he didn't listen to reassurance, so she went out like this and continued to make trouble.
At this time, Wu Aya shouted outside the door again: "Old Liutou, are you there?" β
As soon as he heard someone calling him outside, Lao Liu Tou looked at the aunt on the couch, and then looked outside the house through the window, put down the pots and pans in his hand, and walked out.
"You go, you go, don't come back." Auntie is still making trouble.
When Old Man Liu went out of the house, he saw Wu Aya standing arrogantly at the door with both hands in his hands, and Song Daodao timidly hid behind Wu Aya.
"The two of you are ......," Old Man Liu stepped forward and asked.
"We're here to ask you to forge a biography." Wu Aya went straight to the point.
The old man Liu smiled: "Forgery of the biography, that's a capital crime, how can I do this, little old man." β
"Forget it, you wrote the word 'extralegal' at the door, and you will still abide by the Qin law?" Wu Aya pointed to the wooden sign on the gate.
Those words read "extralegal", Song Daodao turned around in embarrassment, it was really a shame, seeing that those words looked like modern simplified characters, I read them, but I didn't expect to be slapped in the face.
"How does the little girl know about the little old girl?" Although Wu Aya looks like a woman, she behaves like a man, and Lao Liu Tou is unsuspecting.
"Less nonsense, do you do it or not?"
"How?"
Wu Aya spread his hand to Song Daodao, and waited for a long time without waiting for Song Daodao's response.
"What are you doing?" Wu Aya saw that Song Daodao was still carrying his back, covering his face, smiled awkwardly at Lao Liu Tou, and patted Song Daodao's shoulder, "Daodao, what are you doing?" β
"Shame on you?"
"Don't be ashamed, take it out."
"What?"
"Jade!"