Chapter 24: Misunderstanding

"Emasculated me? You said you were going to castrate me? Jin Yi Langjun grinned, laughing breathlessly, "Do you know"

Before the words were finished, it was another slap in the face, and the knights were all stunned when they saw that Lord Lang was humiliated, and they howled to rush up desperately, Zhou Faming and Tian Yilong led people to go up, and the two sides were tense and tense.

"Don't come, let him come, let him come!" Jinyi Langjun laughed wildly, a pair of red eyes stared at Yu Wenwen, "If you have a kind, kill me, my father"

"Who's that wild daddy of yours? Beggar? Farmer? Coachman? Boating? Pickers of dung? Yu Wenwen asked with a smile, but the puddle of saliva on his face showed that his smile was a little hideous.

"Come on, come on! Come and castrate me! Come and kill me! Jin Yilangjun was arrogant, although he was restrained by Zhang Dingfa behind him, his attitude was still tough, but he was slapped again after shouting, and then he was spit on the other party's face.

"Envoy, I can't help it, this is all a misunderstanding, please calm your anger." The official was holding Yu Wenwen's right hand holding the dagger, and kept crying, today he accompanied this person out to see the scenery, but he didn't expect to cause such a big disaster.

"Please calm your anger, don't be like this guy!" Zheng Tong also 'cried' and grabbed Yu Wenwen's right hand, he saw that Yu Wenwen was about to lose control, and hurriedly came up to help.

was spit on his face in front of someone, this is a very serious insult, anyone has to jump like thunder, if Yuwen Wen really castrates the other party, it doesn't matter if it is a small fish and shrimp, but Zheng Tong is afraid that the other party's status is not low.

This Lang Jun is so domineering, it must be a big deal, and the attitude of the accompanying officials can be regarded as proof, but the official obviously can't pull Yu Wenwen, if he doesn't go up to help, I'm afraid that something really will happen.

"Envoy! This is Erlangjun, who is in charge of Xi, please calm your anger. The official was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, "Erlangjun didn't know the identity of the envoy, it was purely unintentional." ”

"Erlang-kun? It's such a coincidence, and the official is also Erlangjun, so I don't know how Yuwen Erlang's condition compares with Xi Erlang's condition. Yu Wenwen stared at Jinyi Langjun and said, and then slapped his left hand again.

"Who did you just scold Shimayi! What kind of thing dare you be so presumptuous! ”

After a few more clicks, Yu Wenwen used his left hand to make the other side's cheek swollen like a pig's head, although Zheng Tong pulled his right hand holding the dagger, he quietly stepped aside, and by the way, he blocked the accompanying officials so as not to be stopped by the other party.

Anyway, don't use a knife to castrate, you can't kill people with a slap!

"Yuwen, who are you" Jinyi Langjun was beaten into a trance, his mouth was already swollen, and he couldn't speak well, and his entourage and Zhou Faming and others couldn't rush in to break the siege.

"Erlangjun, this is Yuwen Envoy, Erlangjun of Yuwen Xingtai in Shannan Province, and the angels of the imperial court went to Yecheng to face Jun" The official explained, "Erlangjun, you collided with the Great Zhou Clan, hurry up and make amends!" ”

Jinyi Langjun was slapped and his brain was confused, Fang Cai's arrogance had been extinguished, his hands were pressed to the ground and squatted, even if he couldn't move his hands or feet, he saw Yuwen Wen staring at him condescendingly, but he kept muttering: "You you"

The official road was dusty, and there were cavalry galloping towards this side, which turned out to be a large group of men and horses heading to Yecheng, and they found that the situation was not right on this side as the vanguard of the road, so they came to "clear the road".

At the same time, he was also worried about the safety of Yuwenwen and his party who left the city ahead of schedule, this is the envoy sent to Yecheng by Shannan, and it is the only remaining clan, if something goes wrong, it is not something they can bear.

When he came closer, he saw two groups of people fighting with each other, the Yuwen envoy's face was unhappy, and the young Langjun in front of him had a swollen face like a pig's head.

However, when the official who accompanied Yuwenwen on the trip said the ins and outs of the matter, he was also confused, and the young Langjun's origin was not as good as Yuwenwen, but it should not be underestimated: his father was Xi Piluo, the governor of Xuzhou, and his uncle was Xi Xiluo, the assassin of Yangzhou who had just taken office.

When Xi Chaluo entertained the distinguished guests in the pavilion last night, he also clinked glasses with Yuwen Wen, and now Yuwen Wen and his nephew have a conflict, which is really a dilemma, not to mention that Xi Chaluo also accompanied the envoy out of the city together, and now he is not far behind him.

This is no longer what a mere guard cavalry can do, he hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him, accompanied by a smile and told Yu Wenwen that it was all a misunderstanding, and asked his subordinates to separate the two groups of people.

When the prime minister's governor Shi Cui Da and the Yangzhou assassin Xi Chaluo who saw him off rushed to hear the news, he saw Yu Wenwen with a puddle of saliva on his face, and Xi Sheng, his nephew Xi Chaluo, who was beaten into a pig's head, Cui Da sighed in his heart, and then stepped forward to persuade him.

Listening to the explanation of the accompanying official, he probably figured out the ins and outs of the matter: Yuwenwen and his entourage were watching the scenery on the side of the road, and Xi Sheng was returning from hunting.

'Mouthless? Could it be that he said something nasty? Cui Da pondered in his heart, seeing that Yuwen Wen was safe and sound, and Xi Sheng looked miserable but also had all his beards and tails, he was relieved.

Xi Sheng is the second son of Xi Piluo, the governor of Xuzhou, Xi Piluo is the left arm and right arm of Prime Minister Wei Chi, if something happens to Xi Sheng, it will not be easy to do.

But this Yuwen Erlang in front of him was even more difficult to do, seeing the puddle of marks on his face, Cui Da suddenly felt that God blessed, this one didn't even pull out a knife and cut Xi Sheng on the spot.

"Yuwen envoy please calm your anger, this is all a misunderstanding." Cui Da said that he took out a handkerchief to wipe Yuwenwen's face, and lowering his posture like this was a move to let him discourage, but Yuwenwen moved faster, pulled the handkerchief handed by Zhang Yu and wiped his face.

"The envoy said that it was a misunderstanding, that is a misunderstanding, this Xi Erlang really misunderstood, scolding this official Daoyi? If you want to scold, you have to scold Suo! ”

Yuwenwen is a northerner, and normally he should be scolded as a suo during the war, and the word 'suolu' also slapped most of the people present, because for the Southern Dynasty, they are all suolu.

The corners of Cui Da's mouth twitched when he heard this, it was really annoying to be scolded and scolded, but this was said by Yuwen Wen, who is also a northerner, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, if Yuwen Erlang didn't give up, the matter would have to be tossed to Prime Minister Yu Chi.

He helplessly persuaded Yuwen to dissipate his anger, and then glared at Xi Sheng, while Xi Chaluo slapped his nephew in the face: "Shaft, dare to be so rude to Yuwen Envoy!" ”

Xi Sheng was dazed by his uncle's slap, Zhang Dingfa, who had restrained him before, had now let go and left, Xi Sheng almost stood unsteady after this slap, Xi Chaluo then kicked him in the crook of his knee: "Kowtow to Yuwen Envoy and confess!" ”

Seeing that Xi Sheng was about to kneel on the ground, Wei Chishun, who had caught up, hugged him, and when he saw his son-in-law's appearance, he also sighed in his heart and then persuaded him: "It's just that the young man has a misunderstanding, why do you need to do this." ”

Among the few people present, Cui Da had to do justice to Abbot Yuwenwen, lest this person get mad or hold back his stomach to Yecheng to have a seizure, and Xi Chaluo had to make his nephew confess his guilt and let the other party dissipate his anger, so as not to miss the major affairs of the court, only Wei Chishun was convenient to mediate.

He knew that Xi Piluo was his father's left arm and right arm, so he couldn't let his son be humiliated too much, Xi Chaluo had already made enough gestures, he could only persuade his son-in-law to 'accept it when he saw it', this person who came out to see the scenery could make trouble, Wei Chishun couldn't describe his mood at this moment in words.

Yuwenwen can not give Cui Da face, but his father-in-law can't not give face, seeing that the heat is almost the same, he will 'reconcile' in a weird way: "It's all a misunderstanding, Xi Langjun, you must figure it out, the official is a rope"

Wei Chishun coughed a few times to interrupt his son-in-law's poisonous tongue, with him, a 'peacemaker', the two sides can be regarded as having a step, Xi Sheng apologized to Yuwenwen and Zhou Faming, Tian Yilong and others, Yuwenwen said that it was indeed a 'misunderstanding', and he was too impulsive.

A storm subsided, Xi Chaluo led his nephew all the way to the mouth of the Huai River, and saw a large group of people successfully crossing the river to the north bank before returning home......

On the north bank of the Huai River, Yuwenwen was waiting for the brigade to be fully equipped, and Zhou Faming, who was the first to go crazy, was on the side: "Envoy, Fang Cai is being rude, humiliating the envoy in his words, and please atone for his sins." ”

"Where, if you are bitten by a mad dog for no reason, you will naturally be beaten back." Yu Wenwen didn't care, in later generations he had seen countless 'map cannons', and as soon as the regional attack came up, it would be bloody and bloody.

Zhou Faming was born in a family of eunuchs in the Southern Dynasty and was a serious southerner, so he was very familiar with the contemptuous terms of "Daoyi" and "Suolu" in the north and south.

Tian Yilong, who caused trouble, was also full of guilt, just now he looked at the horse and looked distracted, he never expected the other party to be so unreasonable, although Tian Yilong was called 'rampant Jieshi' in the Bazhou territory before, but it did not reach the point of being unreasonable.

"What is Tian Wuwei's crime? It's that guy who is too arrogant, it's he who provokes first, and we can't swallow our anger. Yuwen Wen said with a smile, the turtle can only grow if he has seen the world, and he will only be able to 'save his body three times a day' when he sees more powerful characters, "Yecheng, Jiankang, Chang'an, there are people who are more arrogant than this, and you can see and understand in the future." ”

"When you come out to mix, first of all, you have to be ruthless, then you have to be righteous, and finally you have more subordinates!" ……

Shouchun, in the corner of the Assassin's Mansion, Xi Sheng was lying on the couch, two famous maids were using silk scarves dipped in cold water to help him apply his cheeks, Xi Erlang, whose face was swollen like a pig's head before, is now a preliminary recovery of his handsome appearance.

One person walked in, but it was Yangzhou Thorn Shi Xi Chaluo, he waved his hand to let the maids in the house retreat, and let his nephew cover his face: "You almost got into a big disaster today!" ”

"Uncle! It was they who were rude in the first place! Xi Sheng was extremely dissatisfied, "That Yuwen Wen is too ruthless!" ”

"Rude? How many times has Uncle Wei said that you should be more restrained outside, and now you meet a more ruthless one! Xi Chaluo hated iron and said with hatred, "If he cuts you on the spot, even your father can't do anything!" ”

"If he doesn't give up and sue in front of Prime Minister Wei Chi, your father will have to tie you up and take you to Yecheng to ask for guilt!"

Xi Chaluo knew that the imperial court wanted to win over Shannan, and this time Yuwenliang sent an envoy to Beijing, which was a very important matter, so he did not dare to slack off, for fear of ruining the major event of the auxiliary prime minister.

"Uncle, this Yuwen Wen in Shannan is too arrogant, if it weren't for Prime Minister Wei Chi carrying it in the north, his father and son would have been attacked and beheaded by Yang Jian, and now they are still shamelessly showing off their might, what is there to be proud of that little soldier and horse in Shannan!"

"This can only be said in the mansion, if it spreads, your father will take care of you!"

Seeing his nephew's red and swollen cheeks, and thinking of Yuwenwen's hateful face, Xi Chaluo couldn't help but sneer: "They are just shrinking in Shannan to breathe, that is, Yu Chi is a good talker, do you still think that the current Da Zhou is his surname Yuwen!" (To be continued.) )