Chapter 155 [The Emperor Touches the Porcelain, and the Empress Touches the Porcelain]

Looking at the expressions of the two emperors, it is likely that they have been spoiled by the huge profits!

But Li Yun didn't know whether he was alive or dead, so he was very proud and said: "Don't forget, the war horse was re-auctioned again, and the final transaction price was 250,000, and I can also draw 5,000 yuan for this transaction......"

Hiss!

Li Shimin gasped and blurted out: "It adds up to 15,000." ”

Empress Changsun next to her had already screamed, and reminded the emperor loudly: "It's not 15,000, it's 16,220, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, our nephew is really robbing money." ”

Li Shimin suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed Li Yun's arm with both hands, the emperor's tiger eyes glowed, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Stinky boy, I want to take a stake in this business, if you dare not agree, if you dare not agree......

Li Yun was curious about what threatening words he would say, and couldn't help but ask, "What if I dare not agree?" ”

But seeing Li Shimin suddenly sit on the chair, he reached out and grabbed a pork knuckle and took two bites, and said viciously: "You have food and drink here, and it is as warm as spring in winter, if you dare not agree, don't blame the second uncle for living here and not leaving." ”

"Yes, this palace will not leave!"

Empress Eldest Sun also sat down suddenly, and picked up a pig's elbow like her husband.

However, the queen didn't gnaw on the pig's elbow, just raised it in her hand and waved it a few times, and said in a tough tone: "The stinky boy dares not to agree, don't blame this palace and your second uncle for living here until they are old." ”

Li Yun was dumbfounded!

These two people, how did they learn the ability to touch porcelain?

He rolled his eyes helplessly, and he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart.

It turns out that touching porcelain is not only in later generations, but also good at it in this Tang Dynasty, and it is still the two supremes in the world who touch porcelain, see how familiar they are with their tricks.

Li Yun was in a trance and remembered that in later life, on a busy street, that time he quarreled with an old man for some reason, but the old man directly lay on the ground with an upside-down onion, his movements were clean and neat, he lay down very skillfully, and hummed and chirped: "The young man is not convinced, right, very good, since you have such a temper, then don't blame the uncle I lie down and don't leave, if I don't pay two or three hundred yuan for this matter, I will definitely not be able to get up today." ”

It's so ruthless!

Have mercy on my two hundred dollars!

Li Yun's face twitched a few times, and he slowly woke up from his memories, he looked at Li Shimin and Empress Changsun in front of him, each carrying a pig's elbow and sitting on the chair, the tough posture on his face was like a skilled old man in later generations.

No way, this is provoking hooligans.

can make the emperor and empress pull down their faces, and the share in his hands must be given up anyway.

Li Yun sighed twice, and said helplessly: "My nephew established a trading center, and the land was the ancestral house burned down by the Lu family, and the Lu family in Fanyang served the country loyally, and I am ready to give them half of the share." ”

Li Shimin and the eldest grandson sat on the chair without any intention of getting up, but said: "Then you still have ninety or five percent." ”

Li Yun pondered for a moment and said: "Hebei Province has been torn apart by war, and this land has been damaged, so I want to take out 30% of the income to supply those poor people in Hebei Province." ”

These words made Li Shimin nod, but the emperor still didn't let him go, and sneered: "Stinky boy doesn't need to play the sad card, you still have at least sixty or five percent left." ”

Li Yun pondered again, and said: "I have 100,000 destitute people to support, and I have to come up with a component as support. ”

"That's five out of five!"

Empress Eldest Sun settled accounts quickly.

Li Yun finally couldn't find an excuse or excuse, and said helplessly: "How about I keep thirty and a half, and the remaining two percent will be handed over to the two of you, the twenty percent share is already a lot, at least one million yuan a year." ”

It's a pity that he didn't finish his words, and suddenly heard Li Shimin's bang, but seeing that the emperor's eyes were rolling, his head was directly slammed on the chair, and he said without strength: "Guanyin, my chest is stuffy and shortness of breath, I'm afraid I can't do it, you quickly draft a decree on my behalf, let Cheng Qian ascend the throne as emperor in Chang'an, and then you accompany me here to seek medical treatment, and our husband and wife will live in my nephew's house and not leave." ”

Empress Eldest Sun nodded heavily, and said with her teeth and claws: "Yes, if you live here, you won't leave, you will live until you are old, and you will live until you have gray hair......

It's so ruthless!

But Li Yun knew in his heart that this was the true humanity of the emperor and the empress, otherwise Li Shimin would be the emperor of a country and the eldest grandson and empress would be famous through the ages, and they would not be able to do this, and they would not need to be like this at all.

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Since it is because of family affection, it is not so uncomfortable to give in.

Li Yun pondered, sighed and said: "Okay, I'll keep two percent, and you three and a half, this is my final limit, and you belong to me to rob it." ”

This is indeed extremely generous.

Who knew that Li Shimin suddenly stretched out his hand, held five fingers and shook it, and said lightly: "Fifty percent!" ”

Li Yun was stunned at first, and then he was furious, and said: "Impossible, believe it or not, I immediately lifted the table, second uncle, you may not know that there is a person called Dongxing Crow......"

Li Shimin naturally didn't know who the crow was, but this did not prevent the emperor from contemptuous of Li Yun's threat, the emperor smiled stunned, and repeated in a resolute tone: "Fifty percent, one copper plate cannot be missing." ”

How could Li Yun endure it, he really lifted the table in a moment, his chest kept rising and falling, and he yelled: "This King Zhao of Xifu, I will stop doing it from today on." ”

The table overturned, and the wine and food fell to the ground, but Li Shimin sat on the chair without moving, and just said lightly: "Fifty percent, one copper plate can't be missing." ”

At this time, Empress Changsun stood up, smiled and stretched out her hand, the queen obviously wanted to touch Li Yun's forehead, but was dodged by Li Yun angrily.

The queen was not angry, and chuckled: "Stinky boy doesn't need to be angry, asking you for fifty percent is not to cheat you, we want to help you save your family business, so as not to spend extravagantly." ”

Li Yun's chest continued to rise and fall, and he said with a cold face: "Don't take this to fool people, I don't know how many times I've heard this word, what to say to help accumulate family business, save it and it will be gone in a blink of an eye." ”

He is right, I don't believe in looking at the New Year's money of later generations, whenever the children happily count the banknotes, there will always be an amiable voice in the ears, and he said quietly: "Mom will help you collect it first, and then spend it when you grow up!" ”

The next moment, the banknote was gone, and the child was stunned, tears welling up in his eyes.

Now Li Shimin and his family want to use this trick to deceive him, hum, don't even think about it.

What do you say to help me save it?

I don't need you to save it.

Li Yun took a deep breath, and said solemnly: "Give you thirty percent, and I will only keep two and a half percent, this is the last limit for me to be a nephew, otherwise we will immediately break up." ”

Li Shimin slowly stood up, walked to the wall with his hands in his hand, the emperor looked up at a painting on the wall, and said lightly: "I said, fifty percent, I originally wanted to leave you half of the flowers, but you stinky boy actually lifted the table, very good, now half of the half is gone, fifty percent of all are brought." ”

Li Yun's face turned pale.

He is a person of later generations, and he has occupied Li Yun's body, strictly speaking, there is no family affection between the two parties, and at this moment he feels that Li Shimin is too much.

He's really ready to shoot and break up!

Where is the world so big that you can't live?

At this time, I suddenly heard the eldest grandson queen speak softly, and said in a soft voice: "Whether it is fifty percent or fifty percent five, we will not spend it easily, these shares are your property, and our elders will not seek to rob your family business, stinky boy, let me tell you the truth, the reason why this palace and your second uncle are asking for this share is actually to help you hang the name of a royal internal affairs office, and the share nominally belongs to the internal affairs government, and you are still in charge of it secretly......

Speaking of this, he paused slightly, and said softly: "After all, you are a prince, and being a businessman will make the world laugh, but it is different to hand over the share to the Royal Internal Affairs Office, and there are eunuchs in the Royal Internal Affairs Office who are specifically responsible for making a living." You are also a descendant of the royal family, and you are qualified to let the Ministry of Internal Affairs help you make a living. ”

So it was.

Li Shimin and the eldest grandson had no intention of asking for a member at all.

Li Yun couldn't cry or laugh, and said helplessly: "I said why are you like this, since you are kind enough to help, why did you perform such a ...... just now?"

As he spoke, he pointed to the overturned table, and said with a sneering face: "I lost my adult, and the wine and food were directly overturned to the ground." ”

Li Shimin slowly turned around and said lightly: "The wine and food have been overturned, you can serve it on the table again, but the family affection is indifferent, it is likely to be really indifferent!" ”

Speaking of this, he slowly stopped, and then said: "Why did I and your second aunt do this on purpose? It's because you've been living abroad since you were a child, and you're not close to us! We deliberately tease your bottom limit, so that you can't help but get angry, and then immediately explain the misunderstanding, let you know the reason, so that two or three times, you get used to it, and understand, at that time you will deeply remember one thing, that is, we will never harm you, with this premise, family affection is not easy to be indifferent, even if there is a greater misunderstanding between each other, you will calm down first and then break out, and this calmness is exactly what I need, because when you are calm, you can misunderstand and clarify......"

Sure enough, well-intentioned.

But listening to the faint voice of Empress Changsun, she said lonely: "Your Majesty will never be able to let go, the bloody battle before Xuanwu Gate!" ”

Li Yun chuckled in his heart, he vaguely understood.

But listening to the eldest grandson, Empress Sun said gloomily: "If the two sides can be calm and restrained, and even continue to clarify the misunderstanding, then there will be no bloody battle, and there will be no swords between brothers. ”

Li Shimin continued to explain, "You have inherited the innate divine power of the third child, and there is no one who can match it in the world, if I don't use this method, what if we have a big misunderstanding in the future?" Just now I just asked you for fifty percent of the share, you have already overturned the table in anger, if there is a misunderstanding that is so big that you can't bear it, I'm afraid that you will go crazy and kill directly into Chang'an......"

Li Yun hurriedly shook his head and said solemnly: "I definitely won't!" ”

Li Shimin glanced at him and smiled: "After this incident, I believe that you will grow up." ”

At this time, Cheng Chumo and the others had already arranged the table smoothly, and let the kitchen rearrange a table of wine and food.

Li Shimin was full of interest, beckoned Li Yun to sit down with him, and said with a smile: "The snow is flying, it is suitable for drinking, the stinky boy will accompany me to drink two glasses, by the way, I will talk about the things behind your trading center, I vaguely feel that what you have to do is probably not just to match business......

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