Chapter 70: Wu Dalang's immortal skills are amazing, and the heroes of Erlong Mountain return to their hearts!
Wu Ming, who was in the form of a golden-winged Dapeng bird, was furious when he heard Lu Zhishen shouting to eat his thighs. When I saw Lu Zhishen jumping up with saliva and hitting himself with a Zen stick, Lu Zhishen flew out with a single wing.
Immediately afterwards, Wu Ming fell to Lu Zhishen's side and changed back to the shape of a person. Hit Lu Zhishen's bald head with his finger and reprimanded: "Why, it's against you." Still want to eat my thighs.
Is the skin itchy again? Look at your image again, the drooling is simply this: the flying stream goes straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days. How long has it been since you've eaten meat? β
Wu Ming's fingers hit Lu Zhishen's bald head with a bang. Lu Zhishen lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, nor did he dare to dodge, let alone resist.
Wu Song and the other leaders of the cottage finally ran over with their subordinates to rescue Lu Zhishen. They all thought that Lu Zhishen was going to be eaten by this golden-winged Dapeng bird.
Who knew that when he ran over to take a look, he saw Wu Ming teaching Lu Zhishen a lesson. As soon as Wu Song saw the familiar back, he immediately stopped. His eyes were filled with moisture. My throat was choked, because I was so excited, this big brother rolled in my throat and couldn't scream.
Yang Zhi and Cao Zheng didn't know the real situation, looking at Wu Song's expression, they thought that Wu Song was because of his deep brotherhood with Lu Zhishen, and now he saw Lu Zhishen's emotions when he was deeply controlled by others.
The blue-faced beast Yang Zhi roared angrily at Wu Ming's back: "Monster, let my brother go." If not, all the heroes on this mountain will not let you go. β
As soon as Yang Zhi finished shouting, he heard two voices sounding at the same time: "Big brother! "Yang Zhi was directly blinded, no. He heard these two voices, one was from Wu Song, the third master behind him, and the other was from Lu Zhishen, who was being beaten.
Hearing the two of them call themselves, Wu Ming stopped the movements of his hands and said to Lu Zhishen: "You fool, do you want to eat my thighs?" β
Lu Zhishen's face flushed with shame and said, "I didn't know that this Dapeng bird was transformed by the eldest brother." Wu Ming didn't pay any attention to Lu Zhishen, but turned to look at Wu Song and said with a smile: "Second brother, long time no see." β
Lu Zhishen watched Wu Ming talk with his back to him, and felt a little aggrieved and said: "Those who don't know are not guilty, and I don't know that it's the eldest brother, if the eldest brother is still angry, just continue to beat me, how can you ignore me and talk with your back to me." β
Wu Ming looked at the excited Wu Song and said, "Second brother, you wait a while, I'll teach Luda a lesson first." He actually wants to eat my thighs, why can't he go to heaven. β
Wu Song persuaded a little embarrassed: "Big brother, Lu Zhishen is also very hungry." The animals in the mountains let us eat a few days earlier, and everyone didn't eat a grain of rice for two days. Go around him. β
Hearing Wu Song's plea for mercy, Wu Mingxin said: "This face can't help but give it to his brother." It's just that this Lu Zhishen is really powerful, he can jump more than three meters high after being hungry for two days, what kind of physical fitness is this.
I remember when I was in Bianliang, Tokyo, he didn't know how to do light work, why didn't he see light work for a while, so powerful. β
After thinking about it, Wu Ming said to Wu Song with a smile: "Since it was the second brother who interceded, I will spare him this time." After that, he turned to look at Lu Zhishen and said, "You haven't thanked my second brother quickly." β
Lu Zhishen rubbed his bald head and said, "Big brother, I am your second brother, are you confused?" β
Wu Ming touched Lu Zhishen's head and said, "Did you make me stupid?" My name is Wu Ming, his name is Wu Song, he calls me eldest brother, I call him second brother, what do you say is our relationship? β
Lu Zhishen said a little foggy: "Like me, they are sworn brothers." β
Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen with a black line in his head and said: "I used to hear that starvation affects people's IQ, I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it." β
Wu Song hurriedly explained to Lu Zhishen: "Big boss, this is my eldest brother Wu Ming. β
Lu Zhishen suddenly realized at this time: "Oh, it turns out that we are both the second, but you are pro, I did it." Wu Song nodded affirmatively and said, "Yes, we are both the second." β
Wu Ming next to him listened to the black line on the door of his head, although this is true, but how can he feel so awkward when he listens to it.
Forget it, don't worry about this problem, Wu Ming looked at his two brothers and said, "Second brother." Lu Zhishen and Wu Song replied at the same time: "Ah, what's the matter with the eldest brother?" β
Wu Ming was directly depressed, can he still speak well. So I had to distinguish it and said: "Second brother Lu, don't talk yet, my second brother and I have something to say." β
After finishing speaking, Wu Ming said to Wu Song: "Second brother, I just saw the scale of the cottage in the sky, and the development is not bad." Don't worry about the lack of food, I've already brought it to you. β
After finishing speaking, he took out the food and wine he was carrying from the storage ring and placed them in the open space next to him.
Seeing Wu Ming conjure up a bunch of mountains of food and wine out of thin air, Yang Zhi, Cao Zheng, and Zhang Qing and his wife, Shi En and all of them were stunned.
Wu Ming's performance today has completely peaked their understanding of this world, first the art of change has already shocked everyone's eyes, and the ability to take things out of thin air is even more amazing.
Wu Song looked at the stunned crowd and smiled and said proudly: "Don't be afraid, this person is not a monster, he is my eldest brother, you all know, Wu Dalang, the living wealth god of Yanggu County." β
After finishing speaking, Wu Song began to introduce everyone to Wu Ming again: "Big brother, this is the second master of the cottage, the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi, this is the commander Cao Zheng, and this is the dominatrix Sun Erniangγγγγγγγγ β
Yang Zhi looked at Wu Ming with an embarrassed face and said, "Wu God of Wealth, Yang Zhi is guilty of losing your things." "This is where Yang Zhi is smart, since he has met Wu Ming, he will make his words clear.
Although the situation at that time was that the dwarf masters under Wu Ming were greedy for wine and drank wine mixed with sweat medicine, since he was responsible for escorting the dart and lost the dart cart, he also had an unshirkable responsibility.
At this time, he shirked the responsibility, did not admit his mistakes, but instead bit Wu Ming's dwarf masters and pitted himself, Wu Ming believed it or not, at least he would have a bad impression in Wu Ming's heart. It's better to admit it generously and strive for a leniency.
In the past, I often heard rumors that Wu Dalang of Yanggu County was a god descending from heaven, Yang Zhi always scoffed, and today he saw Wu Ming's various magical powers, Yang Zhi knew that Wu Ming had no intention of bothering with himself.
If he really cares about himself, the world is so big, there will be no place for him anymore, with Wu Ming's means, no matter where he goes, he will be caught by Wu Ming.
Sure enough, just as Yang Zhi guessed, Wu Ming said to Yang Zhi with a smile: "Some miscellaneous items, don't mind." My second brother's friend is also my friend. After finishing speaking, Wu Mingxin said: "It's not my pit that you are mixed up like this, what do I mind with you." β
This time, the matter of Shengchengang was relatively big, and the heroes on the rivers and lakes heard about it, and now these heroes saw that Wu Ming was so generous to Yang Zhi, and they saw Wu Ming's ability, and they all made up their minds to hug Wu Ming's thighs.
Just kidding, the opportunity is in front of you, such a golden thigh doesn't hug, what more do you want.