Chapter 21: Orchid Song and Dance

When you have enough wine and food, it's time for singing and dancing.

According to Linghu Dechang's request, the first thing to play was the unique Hu Xuan Dance of "Orchid Wine Shop".

Due to the limited space in the private room, only five Hu women came in to dance. The orchestra sounded, and the five bearded women in long skirts, wearing ornaments and long sleeves, began to dance, and when they whirled and danced, their bodies were like snow.

really responded to the poem "Hu Xuannu".

Hu Xuannu, Hu Xuannu. The heart should be stringed, and the hand should be drummed.

The strings and drums raised their sleeves, and the snow fluttered and danced.

Turn left and right tirelessly, thousands of turns of time.

There is no comparison between the things in the world, and the wheels are slow and the whirlwind is late.

......

From the axis of the earth, the sky has been controlled for fifty years.

Hu Xuannu, Mo Kong dance, sing this song to understand the Lord.

That's really good!

Zhang Wei didn't expect that after he traveled to the Tang Dynasty, he would see such a whirling, so dynamic, and so cheerful singing and dancing.

It's really not bragging, this whirlwind dance is much better than the song and dance I saw in the stadium; If you compare the Hu Xuan dance you see today with the canopy song and dance at the exchange meeting, it is purely an insult to dance.

Hey---, what a ruined person for me. Why did you like the greenhouse singing and dancing at the exchange meeting so much? And with a few "fox friends" are happy to do this.

After the song and dance of Orchid, everyone's interest was also aroused, regardless of whether they have that ability and level, anyway, as long as they have the guts, everyone wants to try it on stage, so Linghu Dechang and others also began to show their beautiful singing voice on stage.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me show you what you have learned about Mr. Taibai's 'Will Enter Wine' recently?" Linghu Dechang, who was obviously drunk, stood up and said to everyone.

Isn't it Li Bai's famous poem that will enter the wine?

Can you even be a singer?

Hahaha, long insight, long insight.

What Zhang Wei didn't know was that the poetry of the Tang Dynasty was used for singing, otherwise how could it be called poetry?

Poems are songs, songs are poems, and the songs sung by the Tang Dynasty people are poems written by celebrities.

The poems written by Li Bai and others were composed into tunes to sing, and the poetry concert officially began.

In confusion, Linghu Dechang's poetry concert began, and the orchids sitting at the door began to play with Linghu Dechang's singing voice and accompanied him.

First rapped, I saw Linghu Dechang holding a wine glass to the center of the hall and said to everyone: You don't see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and not returning. You don't see the sad white hair of Gao Tang Mingjing, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk.

As he spoke, he sighed, "Hey---, I think I'm going to make Hu Dechang nearly fifty years old, and I can't accomplish anything, I'm ashamed!" ”

There is not only rapping, but also monologue, and dubbing. After all the procedures were completed, he began to sing, "Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon." I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone. Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require 300 cups of drink. ......”

Don't say it, although the Tang Dynasty did not have the high technology of modern society, what and Xuanyin, dolphin sound, lamb sound and other weird sounds or accompaniments, but people's accompaniment and singing are really good.

Its voice whines, such as resentment, such as crying; The aftermath is lingering and endless.

Although Zhang Wei didn't have much of a good impression of the shopkeeper, judging from his singing, Linghu Dechang really had some level.

is worthy of being a "master" who often goes in and out of Fireworks Willow Lane, and he still has some real kung fu. Otherwise, what can you coax those little girls who are not deeply involved in the world?

After singing the song, Han San and the others hit the desk with their hands and said loudly: "The level of the shopkeeper is high!" This sings so well---"

"The dog minion, at a glance, you know that it is Linghu Dechang's lackey." Looking at Han San's flattering look, Zhang Wei couldn't help but say in his heart.

"Sing a song, the old man is tired, come on." After that, Linghu Dechang sat in his place, let his subordinates start singing, and he began to drink.

"Zhang Gongzi, will you come first?" Seeing this, Han San said to Zhang Wei. Now he already knew that this newcomer was recommended by the Linghu Mansion Linghu Gongzi, and his status and identity were different from those of them who were recruited directly from the street.

Although he hasn't officially worked at Linghu Grocery Store, everyone already has a spectrum in their hearts, that is, this newcomer is not ordinary.

Seeing Han San let him sing, Zhang Wei was stunned, he knew very well how much ink he had in his stomach and how many poems he contained.

What's more, singing here is a standard cappella, and it must not be false at all, and it is not allowed to "lip-sync" with accompaniment like today's singers.

Zhang Wei hurriedly said: "This is the first time I've come here, it's very raw, you come first, I'll take a look." ”

"Zhang Gongzi is suave and talented, and at first glance he is a frequent visitor on the romantic field, don't shirk it, you should come first!" Han San continued.

Regulars on the Merry Field? Bullshit, how dare a modern person act as recklessly as you do? Now that the anti-pornography is so powerful, if you don't get it right, you have to enter the bureau.

"No, no, no, you'll come first." Zhang Wei resigned again and again.

"Okay, I think it's the first time Zhang Gongzi has come here. Han San, you guys come first, Zhang Gongzi is the last to sing. Seeing that everyone was humble to each other for a while, Ling Hu Dechang said.

"That'll do fine." Seeing this, Han San stood up, came to the middle with a wine glass, and said to a few accompanying orchids: "Listen, the name of this song I sing is 'Chunsi', you know?" ”

Spring thoughts?

Needless to say, it must be a poem about a woman's Sichun?

Don't say anything else, but looking at Han San's virtue, you know that he is going to say some "yellow jokes" by singing again.

"Chunsi? Is it one of Mr. Taibai's? The accompaniment orchid asked softly.

"Yes, yes, it's Li Taibai's Chunsi, little girls, you know a lot, don't you also want to think about Chunsi. Hahaha, hahaha. Han Sanyi listened to the accompaniment of the orchid, and he knew that he was going to sing Li Bai's poems, and praised casually.

A compliment is a compliment, but this guy's compliment is a little too direct.

"Li Taibai is a rare literati in the Tang Dynasty, and almost all of us know his poetry." Although Hu Ji's voice was small, every word smashed into Zhang Wei's heart like hail.

My mother-in-law, I only know that Li Bai is the "great god" in Chinese textbooks, a legend in the history of poetry, but I didn't expect that people were also god-like in the Tang Dynasty! Even the singing and dancing women in the hotel know almost all the poems of his old man?

Let me be an excellent student of "high five" how can I live!

Amateur level is so high? The level of professionalism is not yet heavenly.

"Well--, little girl knows a lot! If you're good, then I'll start singing. Han San let go of his throat and began to sing, "The swallow grass is like bis, and Qin Sang has low green branches." When Jun Huai returns to the day, it is the concubine who breaks her bowels. ”

When singing "Spring Breeze doesn't know each other, what is the matter", Han San deliberately pretended to be shy, like that, that look was simply vivid, which made everyone laugh.

"Hahaha, hahaha, interesting, so interesting, if this guy is placed in modern society, he must be a comedy star, he looks like a harlequin without makeup, and he is a joke without dubbing when he speaks, but it's a pity that you Han Sansheng is in the wrong era." Zhang Wei couldn't help but laugh with everyone.

It's so interesting, I thought it was interesting to sing and dance, drink and chat with my brothers who didn't have much culture, but I didn't expect that after coming to this Datang, it would be more interesting to come out drinking and singing with these people, after all, being with these people is somewhat cultural, and by the way, I can also increase my knowledge and make up for my lack of knowledge.

Then, several other guys in the store stepped forward and sang along in turn, some sang Li Bai's poems, some sang Wang Wei's poems, and some sang Bai Juyi's poems.

What surprised Zhang Wei the most was that there were still people who could sing Wen Tingyun's poems, and they hated it, and they hated it very much. Shan Yue doesn't know what's going on in her heart, and the water and wind are empty of flowers in front of her. Swaying blue clouds slanting.

It seems that overnight, the guys at Linghu Grocery have all become masters of poetry.

God, the guys at the grocery store are so literate, how can I live?